Wednesday, July 15th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sandra Lee - TV star, cook, tablescape fetishist and overall crazy bitch! Sandra hosts Semi-Homemade on the Footwork Network where she teaches us all how to make sometimes delicious, sometimes absolutely disgusting (but I'd still hit it) meals using mostly store-bought deliciousness.
Below is a montage of Sandra which might make you a) reach for a tongue depressor b) lose all sexual feeling in your genitals c) crave vodka (more than usual) d) all of the above!
For Ryan
the only reason to watch this skinny crazy lady is for her cocktail times....she must own stock in vodka...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Oh, how could I forget that friggin Kwanzaa monstrocity? That pissed me off so much. You don't celebrate Kwanzaa, so why are you making a nasty-assed pistachio Kwanzaa cake? She probably doesn't even know what Kwanzaa is. I also hate her stupid assed table scapes. Yeah, I can go to Joann's Fabric and buy a cheap piece of fabric on my table, but that doesn't mean shit. If you're going to come, come correct.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:51pm.
The one lady I like on food network is the lady who says she cooks real food. She says she was in the military and always talks about her adventures. I forgot her name
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Sunny Anderson. I like her too.
I am a Food Network junkie, but this bitch gets on my teenonchie nerves. Her voice is annoying, and she's always making some gross-assed shit with Twinkies and chocolate mint sauce. Semi-homemade my ass. More like 'totally nasty ass shit you wouldn't feed a dying bear.'
http://foodnetworkhumor.com FTW! Their Sandra Lee and Guy Fieri shit is hilarious.
Cocktail Queen. The Kwanzaa Cake fucking killed me. Especially when she sticks huge green and red candles into it.
I don't know Aunty Sandy as Cher might beat the brown my nuts cake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHwnBfBcK20&feature=player_embedded
Nothing beats her Kwanzaa cake.. It's Sandra Lee at her drunken best.. corn nuts on a cake!! This broad has some chutzpah... here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
She is crazy, but I rather like watching her drunk ass parading around the kitchen arranging food in strange ways.. She may be an alcoholic but she is the type of broad that would fall on her hiney yet the drink in her hand wouldn't even spill.. she got mad skillz yO! :)
Sorry for double post, but I gotta jump in on this:
@ CeeCee on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:53am.
I HATE when people say "eXpresso"! I'll bet she also says, "Look at all these sparkly 'sequence' on my new purse!"
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The people in my neighborhood are all now yuppified where it used to be all old timer Italians, it's kinda disturbing now, they love paying extra money for stuff cause they think the more money it cost the better it is, sooooo NOT FUCKING TRUE ASSHOLES!!!
But the stores and real estate have accomodated them and the prices of groceries are through the freaking roof. Just cause they like to pay extra, doesnt mean us old timers like to and who can afford to, maybe they can cause most are trust fund idiot who migrated from another state and now call themselves NY'ers, (nauseating), but the point was, yes they say all that shit you said and it's very sad, they actually say it with a bit of authority in the voice like the know what the hell they are talking about.
They make me sick.
A studio starts at about 1700=1800 here now because of them, and they have no problem paying it. Its actually the size of a kitchen and they will pay for it just to say they live in Brooklyn Heights.
Since we are very close to the city and have access to all trains it is very convenient, but come on. These rentals are idiculous. A one bedroom 2 grand and up and that's for a piece of shit the 2 grand.
ETA: SORRY DLISTERS, Truly I am, thanks for letting me vent, on Facebook they have a community page, and they are worried about the Rite Aid not cleaning up the weeds in front of the fucking store....OMG I've commented so many times and said the truth that they banned and blocked me from their site...LMAO
Thanks, sorry that was long. I apologize, Im having one of those bad days...I hope it leaves by tomorrow.
Aunt Sandy's BRYCER! Future Hot Ginge. Bringing his special rolling pin when he cooks and loves Auntie's rainbow beef roll ups.
Best Aunt Sandy cocktail? Her NASCAR special of Red Gatoraid and Vodka. Something you drink Sunday morning to get rid of fuzz tongue.
I dont know about her being a HSOD but she is batshit crazy....I think she is drunk before, during and then after while fixing the tables.
Her food is very mediocre, but the table setting are fabulous.
ETA: Talk about a Hot Slut who can cook and her fingers are totally magic is Daisy Ortiz, if you like latin/spanish/puerto rican food, then this is the bitch for you, all homemade, nothing bought from a store, all made with love, her hands are a work of god.
And yet she is more authentic than the other cooking divas, because she, like most American moms:
a.) don't want to slice things --it's easier to buy it pre-made/cut/whatever.
b.) ..puts the easy stuff in front of the kids --who wants to force the kids to eat the shit they wouldn't otherwise touch? Nobody likes wasted food.
c.) loves her drinky drinks.
This show is for those moms, people. Don't judge!
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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I laugh every time I see her on the weekend Today show and she does a cooking segment with Lester Holt. She almost dry humps him she gets so hot lol.
mahaatma on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:57pm.
Zomay, it's Sunny Anderson....and yes, she can cook and has the ass to prove it!...love her stuff!...
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Yes! She is so cool. She has a story for everything. And I love her clothes.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Zomay, it's Sunny Anderson....and yes, she can cook and has the ass to prove it!...love her stuff!...
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The one lady I like on food network is the lady who says she cooks real food. She says she was in the military and always talks about her adventures. I forgot her name.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Why the FUCK are either Mick or Mimi from the magic bullet infomercials not HOT SLUT OF THE DAY? This is some bullshit. Fuck Sandra Lee!
...Sandra and her mom tits can't cook worth a shit!...she puts "packets" of crap in everything and buys already cut up onions and fruit - lazy, unhealthy AND expensive!....
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Great link rukiddingme!! http://foodnetworkhumor.com/
LMFAO@Rachael Ray pic captions..."who used my mug as a garbage bowl?"
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
When I first found her show, I though her concept was a great idea. But I have made some of her recipes and they are all gross. Ick. Nast.
Now Paula Dean, that bitch can cook some yummy food. Of course she uses a pound of butter but its good!
I HATE when people say "eXpresso"! I'll bet she also says, "Look at all these sparkly 'sequence' on my new purse!"
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http://foodnetworkhumor.com/
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Submitted by soul on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:29am.
grow up Sandra, we all have hard luck cases.
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No shit. Heard this on tv a few days ago..."Life's hard, grow a pair". Boo hoo, bad childhood. Not a valid excuse for alcoholism.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Bitch needs to eat a fuckin' burger.
Her Cocktail Tree, she's a pioneer.
grow up Sandra, we all have hard luck cases.
we don't drink our lives away on national televison. how did she get that job???? :)
She has made me gag when describing her recipes.
I didn't like her at first until I watched the Chef Dcoumentaries a year or so ago - that woman had a ROUGH childhood. The reason she cooks like the show is because when she was little she had to take care of her younger siblings because her Mom was a mental case. So Sandra hardly had any money to cook and she improvised - when I'm saying she cooked, I'm talking she was 7 or 8 yrs old cooking for her siblings, it was a real sad story, but she seems to have come out on top!
She also made a Hanukkah cake in the same vein as the Kwanzaa cake. It was so repulsive and most likely not kosher since she used regular marshmallows (because of the gelatin). Plus , she buys pre-chopped vegetables. What kind of dum-dum can't chop an onion?
That was hilarious!!! She is bat shit crazy but I would love to nail her! She drinks like a fish and dates Andrew Cuomo.
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Someone on YouTube said that her Kwanzaa cake looked like something the zoo would make for a squirrel's birthday party. HA!! This bitch is crazy!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Forget cooking... how is she in bed???
she's addicted to laxatives.
I love how her outfits match the set.
0:38 was just beautiful.
yours sincerely, hamble the doll
Two more factoids:
1. She's the lady friend of New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo.
2. She, too, has jumped on the celebrity bandwagon of referring to herself as looking like a drag queen/tranny/whatevs. I'm getting tired of hearing chicks continuously saying this. It sounds disingenuous.
Aw, I like her. I'm not trying to cook her "recipes", but if nothing else is on I'll watch her.
She did have a shit-tastic childhood.
Yes, she's odd and her food is often gross but I've liked her ever since I heard her say she grew up hungry. Growing up hungry can make a person weird about food.
well I know the difference between your and you're im just to fucking lazy to reach for the apostrophe just like im too lazy to reach for the shift key makes it more fun that way its like a game of cryptogram (oohhh wonder what she means u have to decipher it) see i do it to keep ppl entertained. on that note someone buy this woman a thesaurus
no, NO, NO, NO!!!! ugh i can't stand her! It should've been Ina Garten of Barefoot Contessa!!! Actually, I've met Sandra, and she's just what you'd expect in real life. Nice enough, but total stepford wife/robobusinesswoman vibes. And I got a hand written note from the Barefoot Contessa. So Ina of her.
HAHAHAHAHAAA@ :38-:43
Take it!
Take it!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Why did I stare at that for two minutes. Oh yeah, I haven't had my coffee yet. Not eXpresso. But it is delicious. deliciousdeliciousdeliciousdelicious
People that say "eXpresso" are equally as annoying as those that do not know the difference between "you're" and "your"
MK, I'll go with "D" - All of the above! Mmmmm...lush cocktails. Never watched her show & don't plan to.
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She seriously pronounces it, "expresso"?!?!
Wait, this is the crazy chick with the Kwanzaa cake, right? I could not believe my eyes when I saw that mess. Most black people don't celebrate Kwanzaa, and if we did, we'd be having sweet potato pie not that thing she made.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:27am.
This show is pure entertainment. Sometimes her "recipes" make me gag, but the cocktail and tablescape at the end make it all better.
I have a teeny soft spot for her because she does this commercial where she confesses that she used to be poor and that makes me kinda like her
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She was only poor because her mom taught her that when you're done eating your guvmint cheese sammich, you have to wipe your mouth with a hand-beaded lace doily dating from the 1800's, and you MUST eat off new matching china every meal.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thatvideo was worth the 2 minutes. Totally. I really did laugh out loud.
You don't notice until you see the video mash-up, how THEMED that show it. Tacky tacky tacky!