Wednesday, July 15th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sandra Lee - TV star, cook, tablescape fetishist and overall crazy bitch! Sandra hosts Semi-Homemade on the Footwork Network where she teaches us all how to make sometimes delicious, sometimes absolutely disgusting (but I'd still hit it) meals using mostly store-bought deliciousness.
Below is a montage of Sandra which might make you a) reach for a tongue depressor b) lose all sexual feeling in your genitals c) crave vodka (more than usual) d) all of the above!
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I love watching her show to see how she progresses from sober to drunk throughout. If I had my own show that's how it'd be.
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rukiddingme: Excellent link! Loved it.
Here's a link from a guy who came up with a Semi-Ho Drinking Game:
http://amandarama.blogspot.com/2004/06/sandra-lee-is-anti-christ-but-she...
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:59am.
She always has a ridiculous "table-scape" at the end. You know, save money using "semi-homemade store bought" crap to eat, but buy a complete new set of dish ware and silver for each meal. Easy!
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Exactly what I was thinking=)) ROTFL@TV's comment too. Good thing Sandra has lotsa alcoholic "helpers" cause I gotta have major booze to watch her matchy table crap.
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This show is pure entertainment. Sometimes her "recipes" make me gag, but the cocktail and tablescape at the end make it all better.
I have a teeny soft spot for her because she does this commercial where she confesses that she used to be poor and that makes me kinda like her.
This slut cracks me up. They aren't kidding about "Cocktail Time!" I've watched her show and she gets all excited in every episode about making the cocktail to go with the meal & that seems to be the only thing she tastes in each episode. Her new schtick on Food Network is making budget friendly meals. Her "table-scapes" are hilarious. Like anyone is going to go out to their local fabric & craft store to buy a whole new "theme" for dinner or everytime they have a dinner party. Here's a link on Sandra's divorce from hubby Bruce Karatz:
http://armchaircook.blogspot.com/2006/02/sandra-lee-will-you-be-my-valen...
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I fucking hate this twat.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:14am.
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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:09am.
Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! For the last time, people!!! There is no "X" in ESPRESSO!!!! I HATE when she "makes" things with espresso in them.
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Same here.
Also....paniniS (it's already plural, doesn't need the S!), Lasgagne as singular (it's plural, Lasagna is singular) and all the deformities of cappucino heat me up too.
Loads of signs in London's restaurants have so many spelling mistakes, it's awful...
OK, rant over.
Would love to stick her in a blender, puree, then pour her down the drain. Delish, bitch!
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I'd sooner get a busted glass enema than get within 5 feet of that Kwanza Crap Cake.
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I'm no ornithologist, but I have seen a cockatoo.
I'm so tired of those botoxed fake blondes....yawwwn.....
BTW the kitchen looks like Nigella's. Or Nigella's looks like hers...whatever.
Never trust an anorexic chef.......
Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! For the last time, people!!! There is no "X" in ESPRESSO!!!! I HATE when she "makes" things with espresso in them.
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BTW, I've noted on Food Network that in the competition shows like "Chopped!" that they've realized the ratings go up when the judges are mean.
It's pretty much gone from "pretty tasty" to "what is this crap?" Soon the chef-competitors will be spitting in the food.
This bitch is a booze-powered robot. She always looks like she hit the bottle before taping and theo nly time she actually shows emotion is when it's "COCKTAIL TIME"!
they never show her swallowing the food
She always has a ridiculous "table-scape" at the end. You know, save money using "semi-homemade store bought" crap to eat, but buy a complete new set of dish ware and silver for each meal. Easy!
I love this crazy booze bag! Find her fascinating to watch but all her food seems disgusting.
NOOOO! I can't stand this bitch! I can't decide who's worse, her or Rachael Ray.
I cannot stand this waspy bitch and her ghetto recipes. Her food always looks as bad as Rachel Ray's.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaP_lpUXU2M&NR=1 Now that's bughetto.
Her name should be Ali Haulic cause every episode she's hitting the sauce.
Plus her recipes suck. They don't work out.
I fucking hate The Food Network. Middle-brow bullshit.
I love that one recipe of hers, where she sprinkles parsley over a Swanson tv dinner then spends 18 hours making table decorations.
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