The Sundance Kid Is Off The Market
71-year-old Robert Redford married 51-year-old Sibylle Szaggars in Hamburg, Germany over the weekend. Robert decided it was time to get handcuffed to misery once again, so he pulled Sibylle's name out of a hat and the rest is history. No, Robert and Sibyelle have been dating for a while. She's an artist type who lives in Sundance, Utah with her boo.
This is Robert's second time at the marriage rodeo. He was married to his first wife, Lola Redford, for almost 30 years. They had four kids together.
The Associated Press says that Robert and Sibylle are also planning a second wedding in Mexico. ATTENTION WHORES!
Congratulations to Robert and his new bride. However, condolences to the millions of middle-aged ladies who are punching their nipples this morning while screaming "IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:34pm.
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ROTFL!
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OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! Who IS that????!!!!!!!!! WHy, Lord, WHY???!! Robert, how could you do that to your PRECIOUS FAAAAACE????!!!!!!!!???!!
That's it, you fucking asshole!!! I can NEVER look at you EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!
*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*
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Are you people f**kin' kidding me? He looks like Janice Dickinson. He was beautiful and he was aging well, but noooo, he had to stick the old plastic into his face and turn into an expressionless zombie. Now the wife...she looks great. Anyway, all my best to them.
Robert Redford, a class act. Congratulations.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:06am.
When they're that old, you gotta wonder, why bother?
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True, but I can understand wanting to be with someone at that age. Think about it- you're kids are grown, most likely married, with kids of their own. Other than friends, you really are lonely at home by yourself.
I just don't like when people decide to have children that late in life. It not only grosses me out, but I completely disagree with it on a moral level.
I'll give their marriage a pass, but if they go out and have a surrogate inseminated, I will DIE!
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Glad she's not in her 20s or 30s.
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Diamond Dawg ~ I received a Sundance catalog a looog time ago. I agree its overpriced stuff.
I remember a jacket that looked like something from "Members Only" for $600. I laughed as I could have dug mine out from HS for nothing.
When they're that old, you gotta wonder, why bother?
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His hairpieces are amazing
Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Redford! He's old school Hollywood at its best.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
She looks like a classy lady. Well played, Mr. Redford.
LOL @ "Robert decided it was time to get handcuffed to misery once again"
I like the jewelry in the Sundance Catalog, but it's way overpriced, like this bracelet for $990. I could do it for free with the stuff rolling around in my jewelry boxes.
http://www.sundancecatalog.com/PRODUCT/47484.html
The materials alone are a whopping $15. I suppose the other $975 are for shipping and "artistry."
Congrats to Mr. Sundance.
Nice to see that he married someone that's not a candidate for a Girls Gone Wild video or Rock of Luv Bang Bus.
Shotgun wedding for sure.
I agree with some of the other posters---At least he didn't hook up with someone young enough to be his daughter (well, she could still be his daughter at 51, but at least she's not 20). And the woman is pretty and looks way better than John Gosselin's used-up trick.
side note: That's one HOT 51 yr. old woman! LA take notice, this is how it's done. Not with a scalpel and a needle.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Congrats to Ole Reds, but every time I see his face, I cannot help but think that this is Brad Pitt's cratered mug in about another 15 years.
Or less!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:45am.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:43am His old nut sack is sagging. :)
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HAHAHA!
Oh my, I nearly chocked on my Mini-Wheats.
Thanks.
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Maybe, since his buddy Paul Newman's death, he's feeling his own mortality and figured it's time to shit or get off the pot?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Pepaw Redford looks good for 71 years of age. Congrats to him on his new marriage.
Here's a photo of him in younger days. Love the 'stache btw!
http://www.newvideo.com/images/boxart/AAE74400-03.jpg
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:41am.
At least she's not like 22.
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Funny that she looks younger than a lot of 22-year-olds today though. Dayum!!
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Robert is old school Hollywood, I wish them all the happiness. They both look great and very happy.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:43am His old nut sack is sagging. :)
Excuse me if you please, Raul.
But this sounds so cool:
"His jam bag has a bad case of the Szaggars."
But I am so old I don't know what it means.
Would you please explain?
I am intrigued.
Thanks.
At least she's not like 22.
The Way We Were (swoon)
He was damn fine back in his prime.
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She is only 51? Wow. That Sundance sun does not do a face good. But at least he didn't go for some 20- or 30-something twit. Happy trails to them.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:21am What up Raul!
Just beating my meat on the toilet seat.
Nope, not one of those "middle aged women!", MK. I like my men young(er than me!), (ok blond too). RR's now ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways ways too old to tickle any fancy......
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Just saw him in an old Twilight Zone, GOD he was hot!! Still not bad, Pawpaw Bob!
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Handsome pepaw. If I recall correctly, Barbra Streisand did her best to seduce him on set, but he stayed faithful to his wife.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:13am.
I loved him in The Way We Were!
I can't suspend disbelief enough to think Redford would fall for Streisand.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:17am.
What up Raul!
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His jam bag has a bad case of the Szaggars.
I loved him in The Way We Were!
Dammit I am only 46, I woulda given him some good lovin'.
Chicklet teefs and all.
And I am an artist, too.
What's she got that I haven't got?
Robert Redford for starters.
Count me in as one of those middle-aged women with sore nipples. Robert Redford in The Way We Were is the epitomy of gorgeous.
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He seems decent enough and has starred in some classics, like "Out of Africa" and "The Natural." But he's like a walking ad for sunblock now.
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Congrats to them...but imho, there was never a better pairing than Redford and Newman. ;)
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He looks good for 71.
Yay! Granpa groom!
Damn, those are some big chompers he's got there.
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