Can't You Feel The Heat?
Yesterday in Los Angeles, Justin Timberlake and a pap, we'll call Adam Sandler, fell madly in love with each other outside of a hotel. Okay, they apparently got into some kind of tiff, but you can't deny the chemistry between these two. Their peen holes are totally serenading each other while their nutsacks snap. It's just like the scene in West Side Story where Tony and Maria meet at the dance.
Justin kept his sunglasses on, because he knew that if his bare eyeballs made contact with Adam Sandler's bare eyeballs, he'd grab his hand, skip off into the sunset and they'd spend the rest of their days giving each other saliva baths.
You know, I kind of feel bad for the hot piece with the stache. Dude obviously wants to party too, but they don't even know he exists. Sorry, but even a sexy dude with a pussy strip on his upper lip can't get between two tampons in love.
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That 'pap' is the epitome of a useless, unemployable person of the male persuasion with a camera.
Submitted by viskid on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 3:19pm.
That pap looks like Shia Lebouf fifteen years from now.
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Oh gosh, that's hella true!!! Now I can't stop lookin at him haha.
MK always picks the best photos to head his posts. I don't find Justin attractive but that photo is kind of hot. I wish they would've smooched.
That pap looks like Shaia Lebouf fifteen years from now.
Like Timberflake is really going to do anything. I bet he slipped the pap his hotel key for some sexy times later on.
Justin is such a MANLY man!
Justin, really? Everybody know you ain't hard, trying to push up on somebody like you're gonna actually fight! Girl please! Why don't you wait for ya girl Jessica next time before you try something like this!
Hahahaa! The main pic does look a tad romantic. LOL!!
we'll call Adam Sandler
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AHAHAHA!!!1! he DOES look like him.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
LOL actually with the body language between them it seems like the pap has the upper hand because Justin is scared shitless. What a wuss!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Michaela...you finally made me tinkle just ever so slightly...in my pants. :)
I sometimes call my overbearing land lady a hot piece. She also has a pussy strip on her upper lip and refuses to wax it off. Well maybe not, but it amuses me to think of her that way when she's trying to tell me off.
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
Damn this male standoff has all sorts of homoerotic signals goin' off! The dude's 'stache is to DIE for! LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
he needs to chill out
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:56am.
That comment made me laugh.
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Yeah he feels more animated after the guy walks away LOL!!
That guy wantd more than anythign to make JT made enough to do/say ANYTHING>
"Go ahead mister NSync - hit me. Yell at me. We gots da cameras all over on you nao. Go ahead mister big dollars!"
Scum.
Pap and all paps need to diaf.
Justin Timberlake can eat my bunghole. For I have but one bunghole.
Submitted by AmberChella on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:22am.
I think we should call this pap Adnan Sandler.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I think we should call this pap Adnan Sandler.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/15/2009 -
Actually, I think the last pic says it all. He feels free to be more animated and talk shit...after the guy walks away.
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Ha! Great observation. Maybe he does his best singing and dancing after the audience leaves, too.
Submitted by Carmela
Pic #11 says it all!
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Actually, I think the last pic says it all. He feels free to be more animated and talk shit...after the guy walks away.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Pic #11 says it all!
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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!
Justin should have his she hulk GF Jessica beat up the paps. She's more of a man that he ever will be.
I want to see that guy's mustache and Teresa's hairline from Housewives of NJ have a baby.
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MushroomStamp on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:07am.
Timberlake looks SCARED.. look at the body posture! His ego probably let his mouth run a little far as it does often with people whom have money.
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word!
Ugh, I never liked this flat-faced doofus. He couldn't stand up to a slight breeze if his security wasn't behind him.
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Bottom-feeder.
TexnDoc, that was fucking hilarious. When he found them taking away all his toys he went all helpless and weepy and cried on the phone for his mama to come kiss things all better.
Then when they said he had been punked, he started cussing and acting all "street" and his voice dropped a few octaves. It was hilariously pathetic.
Caaaaan you feeeeeeel the LOOOOOOOVE tonight...
Seriously, you know he's just dying for someone with a weener bigger than Jessica's to have their way with him.
is Justin really trying to step up to someone? AHAHAHA bitch, please.
Yeah Sharpie stache guy got JT's back on this:P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
um ... posterS*. plural. i'm not claiming to be among those of you who are funny and smart. lol.
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but, then again, what do i know?
It's easy to be a toughguy when there's a wall of security right behind you. One punch and I'm sure that Timberflake would go down faster than a truckstop hooker.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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god, i love (most of) the poster on this site. y'all are funny AND smart. lethal.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Timberlake looks SCARED.. look at the body posture! His ego probably let his mouth run a little far as it does often with people whom have money.
JT is a giant pussy. Anyone who saw him crying on "Punked" knows this.
JT is such a pansy. He looks like he'd pull hair and shit.
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
o and JT is a little bitch
the pap looks like Shia
I care more about the fly that's crawling across my monitor right now than about JT.
That said, paps are bottom feeders and this pap is scraping the Mariana Trench.
Justin Timberlake and a pap, we'll call Adam Sandler
Yeah.....I thought the same! How much weight did "Adam" lose! LOL
And the mustachoid man must have the same barber as Papa Joe Jackson. What a trend setter!
Justin Timberhead is such a wussy.
He couldn't beat an egg if he tried.
Dare I say that Justin Timerlake is the biggest baby, douche bag, self absorbed, egotistical shit head. Him and Kanye make me want to punch shit. I hate posers.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:20am.
Pop songs need more harpsichord!
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Major Tom
Are we sure that's a moustache? It seriously looks like a hideous gash on his upper lip.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:07am.
Head butt!
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For JT, reverse that.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
@Tristam. L.L.T. is an often overlooked gem. There is a live version released a couple of years ago that is great too (no harpsichord).
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I totally thought that was Shia about to make out with some guy. JT fighting with a pap? Old news.
BONER CITY
JT is a punk bitch.
Proof can be viewed on YouTube.
keywords: SuperBowl, Janet, half-time.
That is all.
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