Wednesday, July 15th 2009
Madonna & Child Break Bread With Dolce & Gabbana
Vadge spent a little quality time with her other child in Milan last night. Vadge took Baby Jesus to Dolce & Gabbana's restaurant Gold where she spoon fed him pureed bananas while gently singing "Choo! Choo! Open the tunnel!" They don't have high chairs at that restaurant, so Baby Jesus had to sit on Vadge's lap.
You know, I still can't get over Vadge's face. HER FACE! It's smoother than Baby Jesus' nalgas. Although, if she doesn't quit it she'll really look like a Kylie Minogue crust filled with roids and boiled cartilage.
As for the last thumbnail below, nothing says #1 fangays like felt hearts and shellacked dingle berries. I love how the dude in the hat clearly lost a bet.
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That dude his gay! Don't let Mandonna fool you!
Not hers, alas:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/07/16/madonnas_stage_coll...
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You kids play nice, or I will have to separate you...
About Madonna, I have to change up. Between A-roid, the African baby-snatching, and Baby Jesus, I was getting sick of Madonna. But how could I have slept on Jesus? Oh shit, that motherfucker is FINE! You go Madonna with your tucked and pulled ass! You are my HERO! I haven't felt so toasty towards her since she fucked around with yummy ass Leon in "Like a Prayer".
If Jesus is a baby, put me on the registry because I just slid out of my seat lookin at his fine ass.
That being said, I could live without the pinky ring. Maybe he is Baby Liberace.
Submitted by The Bitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 5:46am.
What way am I acting? I'm "uptight" for not admiring Madonna because she acts like an attention whore?
For the sake of back-peddling, fine not ALL of Madonna's reinventions revolve around sex, but her public persona (especially in the 80s and early 90s) LARGELY relied on her sprawling about spread eagle and humping her back-up dancers, so really, she makes the criticism open season.
And really, don't fucking pretend that you don't judge anyone. You're just as guilty of judging as everyone else is, so get off your high horse. You're judging ME by a few posts as being bitter, aren't you? Uh-huh.
And, really, let's face it, she intentionally behaves a certain way and releases certain information because she can't keep relevant otherwise. She thrives on publicity, hence being judged for her personality. She's so self-important that she gets off on the negative attention she receives. She couldn't give any less of a fuck what her fans think...she exploits them, but uses bad press to enhance her ever-so-controversial image.
So, really, it's a win-win for the jelly h8ers (like me) and Vadge. She gets to convince herself how much of a misunderstood rebel she is while we "uptight" people who tire of looking at her snatch all the fucking time get to mock her and her delusions.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
D&G doesn't make anything decent in menswear anymore unless you are Brüno. all of their clothes are hideously unwearable unless you're an attention whore in Miami.
@snowpiece:
*GASP* When WILL the Whitney Houston conspiracy rumors start? And what IS it with London and 80's Icons body doubles? (Remember the supposed MJ stand-in at the announcement of the "This Is It" tour?)
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Plecostomus: ok look, in your link, Whit is standing in front of this album cover and you can see they are not the same woman, LOL as I said yesterday, it's about the nose I think
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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What's this? Dolce & Gabbana partied with Madonna THE SAME NIGHT THEY LET WHITNEY DEBUT THE SAME DRESS IN LONDON?!?!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1200058/Madonna-Whitney-Hou...
Let the fur fly!
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Vadge looks a little Bridge of Widlestein-y around the cheeks-especially in thumb 3. Hope she doesn't morph into the cat woman too. Ugh. It's a horrible look.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:57am.
Your way of thinking is very limited to me, and it's quite pity to come across that way of thinking from time to time. Perhaps when you get older you'll see things differently, or maybe it has to do with your upbringing or the region you're from and what you used to experience.
Of course not all of her reinventions are about sex. So don't state things that are false.
I don't pretend to know what kind of a relationship 2 people have or the psycho-dynamic between them, if I don't them, and neither should you. All I see is it works for them right now and that's all to it.
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Submitted by The Bitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:32am
ONCE AGAIN, not calling her a whore for going out with a younger man OR particularly ANYTHING she's doing reported here.
However, I am saying that she receives her reputation as being skanky because of her behavior in general. No matter how many times Madonna reinvents herself, it's still all about sex...and while I'm not condemning human sexuality, I wouldn't precisely consider borderlining on soft-core pornography the epitome of class either.
This is why people label her skanky. You must take things that fucking literal or you're just trying to stir a shit storm.
I think that Madonna's robbing the cradle to feel young, because I'm actually only a year or two younger than Jesus, and honestly, I am (as well as my peers) are still very young and unexperienced mentally. Men also mentally mature more slowly than women do, so Jesus probably thinks like a 20-year-old boy.
Madonna, on the other hand, is fifty years old. Do you HONESTLY think that she can relate to this kid? If so, then she DOES still think she's 20 and needs to let go and face the music that she's much older now. Otherwise, it's a wholly superficial relationship. Besides from having sex, how the fuck can Madonna be "having fun" with a 22 year old? I'd consider your average 22-year-old's idea of fun as getting fucked up, going to clubs, and partying...shouldn't a 50 year old be over that kind of lifestyle by now?
Get real.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:09am.
Bitter much today, are we? Or is that your usual-bitter-self?
What behavior exactly is making her a whore; going out with friends and her young boyfriend to a dinner party? Or, god forbid, having fun? Think hard.
So, dating younger men makes someone seem as trying to re-live their youth? You have no idea what you're talking about. How about the fact that some people just like younger men? Why is that so wrong? She always liked them young and pretty. The last time she dated someone her age or older was 20 years ago. People should date whoever they like. Some like them old, some like them young, etc. There's nothing wrong with that. Why are you so uptight?
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Submitted by The Bitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:59am.
OK, then, keep telling yourself I'm bitter over an aging and foolish old woman. It really makes no difference to me.
Second of all, way to twist my words. I just reread my comment and I mean that Madonna does NOT come across as a whore because she's dating a twenty-two year old model, but it makes her appear desperate to grasp onto her youth.
I said that Madonna comes across as being a floozy because of how she acts, not who she dates.
Maybe you should try reading an entire post before you put words in people's mouths. Refer to original post.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
why the fuck does that bitch look asian? ugh!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:27am.
Nice of you educating about what this site is all about. lol. Blogs are about saying what you want and expressing your opinion, like me saying that your comment is bitter and tired.
So, someone who dates handsome and young men is skanky and whorish...??! You must be fun to be around.
It would be nice to read criticism about Nicholson and others dating younger women. From all I've read; no one gives a crap.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Submitted by KillBilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 6:24pm.
In case you couldn't tell, that's what this site is for. I doubt someone forced you at gunpoint to register on this site, so stop bitching.
Submitted by The Bitch on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:16pm.
What comments about her being a "whore" in that context? All I've read were comments about how she's grasping onto her youth by trying to look young and courting 22-year-old men. How is that calling her a "whore"?
And yeah, to be honest, her behavior is a little bit low-class and skanky, thus giving her the reputation of ACTING like a whore, and you can tell yourself whatever about me being jealous for thinking so, because I know I'm not.
No-one's jealous of Madonna anymore, and really, people who generally constantly flaunt an overly sexual front can't even fuck. Having sex with Madonna is probably boring as hell anyway, judging by her lifestyle.
And maybe not really on anywhere else, but I do see people criticizing Jack Nicholson and George Clooney for being too old to be so promiscuous too. People disliking Madonna has absolutely nothing to do with her being a woman. It has to do with her being...Madonna.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
She probably says "open the tunnel" when she's doing something else, too.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Calling her a whore is do jaded. How is that different from what Jack Nicholson and Bruce Willis are doing?! Don't remember them being called all these names!
A whore = someone who's sex life is better than yours.
The jealousy from some of the comments is so transparent.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
It's called publicity folks that is what celebrities do GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!
Jesus H...does Jesus L. look stupid. I bet if you put your ear to his, you can hear the waves crashing on Ipanema.
Look Madonna looks like vegan jerky.
She needs to waer an opaque body stocking to cover up all of her tenderloins cause they are anything but tender
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
She had some...much work done but I think with make-up on and hands coverd she looks great. Love the dress, And the picture is funny. That fag is so over it.
HELLO cant you all see Stephano & Baby Jesus doing the sneaky hand-bump-to-the-crotch move together in 3 of the pics? Stephano's arm never strays more than 2 inches from BJ's no-no in these pics while Madge is busy way over on the right, loving herself with Domenico. Check the ones where Stephano's hand isnt in the way, Jesus is about to bust the pants on that free D&G suit...
Madonna is an idiot. Like it is so hard to find a young hot guy when you have millions of dollars. She should be at home taking care of her other kids.
Puh-lease. Baby Jesus is as gay as gay gets. Look at the 3rd thumbnail. I don't even know if she has sex with the dude. She just needs to prove to the world that she's still sexually powerful and vibrant and whatnot. But I heard he's actually Steve Klein's hot piece.
Either way he's a gold-digging ho. But a cute one, though not my type. (Not that I'd have a chance with a gay Latino model, ha!)
kin el! CUTLETS O'CLOCK IN VADGES HOUSE
the only place she seems to gain weight is her face and her bankbalance.
its pissing me off that shes now vampiring a Brazilian....how long before she plagerises that. Next album faux Samba and Afroche. NAO OBRIGADA VAMPIRAMAXIMA KEEP YR HANDS OFF RIO
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:44am.
Of course she bleaches her hair, that is obvious.
But I guess there are people out there who believe she still has black roots..
(BTW, is the right word "dying" and not "dyeing"? I actually thought "dying" was from "die". I love to be corrected, as I hate to make mistakes in english.)
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Yeah, you're right, but this is Dlisted and I am in the middle of two midterms and two finals for business classes so after I do a 5000 word count essay and I come here, I really don't care about grammar and spelling.
And English is always capitalized. :)
The dress is fantastic.
I dated a guy 10 years younger than me. That is not a big deal these days. He did give me my daughter so I consider it a win win.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Why does Vadges hair always look like shit?
Surely she could have her own root toucher upper slave to travel with her,baby jesus and the African orphans....
As for the increasing in size cheek implants-she looks like a gristly chipmunk....
Chill the fuck out you old hag, gain 15 lbs and give us all a break from your tedious arse...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Im envious of 2 things about Madonnna, well actually 3, her bankbook being first, her fuckee, and her friendship w/D & G, they are by far my faves.
Except for her talent and money, i've always been ahead of what Madonna does with her men, for at 49yo i have a 21yo Baby Jesus (not his name) on my side and every place else AND i also began wearing see thru bustiers before the lady and taking yoga and circuit training and had a child with a Latin hubby before she did:) but i do wish i had her cash as well!
Looking good Vadge!!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Norwaygirl, I think it's "dyeing" for the hair, "dying" for death.
You can really see all the plastic surgery she's had in the third thumbnail. Those cheek implants are as big as her biceps!
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It is definitely "dyeing." Sorry for the typo.
Of course she bleaches her hair, that is obvious.
But I guess there are people out there who believe she still has black roots..
(BTW, is the right word "dying" and not "dyeing"? I actually thought "dying" was from "die". I love to be corrected, as I hate to make mistakes in english.)
Not only is she dying the roots dark, but the rest of her hair too. You guys didn't think she was a natural blond did you?
Dear Vadge,
Don't raise your arms honey, gravity isn't your friend. And don't get on top when riding Jesus, he might not survive the tittay and face scenery (gravity).
xoxox
EvilShoe
I look into Baby Jesus´ eyes and all I can see is a big "KA-CHINGG!!" neon sign.
And I'm happy for him...
Dear Madge,
Nobody believes that your natural hair is still that dark at 50, so stop dying your roots black. It looks tacky anyway.
Regards,
The World
I see she keeps dyeing her roots black..
The whole "my name is Madonna and I'm going out with someone named Jesus" blows my fucking mind. Are these people even human? And I love how everyone is so quick to throw a man under the bus for going out with a wildly innappropriate partner, but sense Madonna is a woman it is suddenly ok. This cunt has children and this guy is at least half her age. Please put down the fucking scalpal and close your legs, old whore.
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Why is her damn chin so freakin' pointy???
She's a crusty moco that should be flinged off.
He is hot. I commend her for being able to pull in such a hot piece of ass at 50. She would have aged just fine, too bad she had to go and fill her face with all that shit. She now looks like every other plastic surgery victim. When will people learn that not having wrinkles does not make you look younger, it just makes you look like you had work done. She always had great skin, too bad she gave in.
Way to go Madonna!. Have a good time with your hot piece!.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:34am.
I'm not saying every new mother has to barricade herself in with her kids and never have a night out, but how the fuck does someone take on an entire country and "do battle" to save a kid's life by adoption and then a week later continue a world tour and spend nights out with a boyfriend, fashion designers and paparazzi? Seriously, one thing at a time.
That kid will certainly get a better material life but she flew to her new country with her nannies (no paps at the airport to take Madonna's pic?) and then "Mom" embarks on her world tour. It makes no sense and any child shrink will tell you (or any normal parent, for that matter) that continuity and a regular schedule is crucial for a newly adopted older child. This kid is being trotted from country to country with nannies. What the fuck is going on here?
As a mother, this really irritates me. As a human being, Madonna really irriates me. Egotistical, narcisstic, class A bitch.
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CHEERS!!! I totally agree.
She looks good. She looks like she's having a good time. The boyfriends's hot. What a bitch.
He's as gay as the guys in the last thumbnail. Good god and she looks rough for all that surgery.
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@Pleco
*whispering* Lana Turner
And ITA.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:57am.
I'm just waiting until Lourdes tries to get a piece of that!
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Cue the Lana Turner*-Cheryl Crane-Johnny Stompanato clusterf*ck in 4...3...2...
*Thanks for the correction, The C Word
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