Wednesday, July 15th 2009
Morning Wood
Lock up your rapey-eyed son, Tamra! Here comes The Real Housewives of Orange County's newest gold digging blonde ho - E! Online
Gerard Butler needs to stop with the lie-telling! - Celebitchy
Neve Campbell will be back. Bitch needs a check - ICYDK
You would be crying too if your mother had a turkey's ass on her head - Socialite Life
If Jo slaps Asshole Simpson in the mouth at least once, I'm okay with this - SOW
Remind me to never get pregnant - I'm Not Obsessed
Little Bunny Poo Poo - Holy Moly!
I couldn't figure out why she looks familiar. She looks like a white Sheree(i think thats her name) with a kim wig on.
I'm surprised Tamra's on friendly terms with the latest. This chick makes Tamra look like a pathetic old... oh wait.
Anyway we know Jenna will be nice, so will Gretchen and Lynne. Eventually Vicki and Tamra will be so jealous of her they'll turn on her. Judging by the bitch face in the photo it won't take long.
Gaga looks like Courtney Love (and bitch is my age!). Aw wait I didn't mean to insult Courtney.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:22am.
lady Ga.Ga. HATE her.
and wtf is up with her legs in that one pick. she's got cuts and bruises on them. so she's ugly, fashion-retarded and a klutz... the whole package ~ all around dumb bitch.
I wouldn't waste a squirt of piss on her if she were on fire.
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Well said ~ all of it ~ needs repeating! ;D
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:40pm.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY...........
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Why does the OC need another housewife, why do all these women have so many damn kids? Ewwwww
And fuck Adrianna Lima, I hope someone slips her a chocolate something.
Scream 4 just makes me wanna Scream ala Michael Jackson lame video.
Uggg Im grumpy today. Tomorrow is my B'day and Im feeling the oldness creeping in. GROSSSSS!
Enjoy your youth you sexy D Listed bitches.
Oh and P.S. Someone please, please kill Lady CACA, I hate that fugly cuntface.
oh god real housewives
www.MelindaMaria.com
I did not need to see GaGa's ugly face. GagGag. I'm going back to the Lima picture. I need a palate cleanser.
I recommend you a very interesting place ___www.wealthyconnect.com_____ It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
the newest RealHoOC might be half real.very natural. :)
OT*can't wait for RHoA July 30!
I am gonna photoshop ones of the pics with Katerine Heigl and replace her with a photo of me!
I looooooooove you Gerard!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
I was at the The Bigger Picture show with Graham Norton a while ago and saw Neve Campbell.....she looked really nice!!! Long time no see :)
;-)
why good morning MJT.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
LOL at Jack...tell us how you really feel! haha.
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*Blondeface*
Heavy grooming is that lady's best friend. Without it, she'd be nothing.
lady Ga.Ga. HATE her.
and wtf is up with her legs in that one pick. she's got cuts and bruises on them. so she's ugly, fashion-retarded and a klutz... the whole package ~ all around dumb bitch.
I wouldn't waste a squirt of piss on her if she were on fire.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
When I glanced that "Asshole slapped by Jo" headline I first thought of Papa Joe; I was thinking of making it hurt so good. That was much hotter than the actual story. I don't give a rats ass about Melrose Place 2.0. Yawn.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Submitted by pitseleh on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:48am.
what does this have to do with asshole simpson?
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Simpson was rumored to be joining Melrose Place:
http://www.popcrunch.com/ashlee-simpson-melrose-place/
When Jo isn't busy popping her one, Sydney can run her over with the car or something.
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Bottom-feeder.
Like this Bitches eat any food, Please.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
My sense of taste exploded when I was pregnant, but only for the foods I wanted. I was completely turned off by sweets, fast food and tuna.
morning wood?
more like a wet noodle
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All Things Must Pass
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what does this have to do with asshole simpson?
If Jo slaps Asshole Simpson in the mouth at least once, I'm okay with this - SOW
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All Things Must Pass
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Little Bunny Poo Poo ----- Check out pic #4,lots of bruises on the legs, I guess the boys in the band like it rough!
o boohoo... a super model that can't eat chocolate because she is preggers....waaa waaaa waaaaa
Oh, oh, MiserAlba - your half-brain is showing.
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Bottom-feeder.
Pregnant Adriana Lima--------- Whoever stuck a dick in that should be arrested for violating the Pure Food & Drug Act!!
The OC Househorz are coming back??
Miseralba does have a cute baby, I must admit:)
LMFAO@GaGa, she cracks my ass UP!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
You would be crying too if your mother had a turkey's ass on her head -------------- If I was that kid i would breast feed till I was 18.
That whole taste thing during pregnancy is so weird.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
the morning woods have been feeling very limp lately.