Jada Pinkett Smith Is Not Convincing
Jada Pinkett's "We Really Fuck!" press tour is going strong. Last month, Jada told Redbook that she bumps ballsacks with Will Smith everywhere (even in your bathroom). This month, she continued to queef out nuggets to Self Magazine (via Page Six) about her OMGAMAZING sex life with her husband. This is what she said:
"When you have three kids, you've got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on."
We all have our arms up, Jada! We give up! We believe you. You and Will fuck like pre-teen bunnies on Viagra. We really do believe that your make-up ended up all over Will's ass cheeks while you were tossing his walnut salad on the way to the Oscars. You win. So can you put down the mic now. You are scaring and scarring Tommy Girl!
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 2:00pm.
what color are Jada's eyes cause I have similar eye color brown with green and my bf says its just called brown even if you have green
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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She looks like that alien thing on 'All American Dad'...
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Three kids? Jada only has 2 while Will has three. Bitch went after another woman's husband and now thinks that woman's son is her own? Think again. But what do you expect from a golddigging homewrecker.
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Even KateBot cannot get this specific with her sexual antics with TommyGirl.
But then again, she's no actress like Jada.
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:00pm.
I personally know tons of girls like that. There was this one chick in my high school who'd constantly discuss her sexcapades, but all of the guys she had claimed to fuck hated her and only ever admitted to receiving a blow job from her.
I don't know, though. I'm certainly NO prude, but when people brag about how great their sex lives are, it irritates me.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous celebrits/rich men seeking beautiful women site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mo m? True or not??
you are not alone,find your classy lover on _classymingle.com_ so dont miss the love in your life.
This is a classic case of T.M.I. Jada, we REAALLY don't care to hear of your annoying diddlings with Will. Shut it already, NO ONE CARES!!
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This one, Megan fox, Lady Gaga....they remind me of those girls in HS that always talked about sex and how much they had of it for attention and because they think it makes them look sexier or something. Um, no, it just makes you look desperate and annoying.
THIS WOMAN NEEDS SOME DIRTY SOCKS DUCT-TAPED INTO HER MOUTH
what did Shakespeare say? Thou Doest Protest Too Much!!
Well this bitch protests waaaaay too much for the "WILL AIN'T GAY" cause.
Anybody who brags about sex with her husband as much as Jada does is covering up the deep, dark secret that they probably haven't had sex together for over 5 years. Will's been keeping busy with Tommy GIrl & jada has to save face & avoid the humiliation becoming public.
A few months ago this brain surgeon was lead singer in a heavy metal band..now's shes a nurse on tv series....ugh...go away Jada!!
tmi! tmi! tmi!
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Submitted by Jezrael on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:50pm.
Jada's antics remind of how Katherine Hepburn went around peddling her "epic romance" with Spencer Tracey when, in reality, they were the two biggest closet cases in Hollywood.
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Jezrael:
are you saying Katherine and Spencer were gay? please tell me i love old Hollywood scandals! tell me now!
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YEP don't believe the Will-and-I-can't-keep-our-hands-off-each-other
BUT Girlfriend has really great skin!!!
She's gay and so is her husband. end of story.
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So sad and yet oh so predictable. Another case of "trying too hard". Why doesn't she just fuck him in front of Billy Bush and Martin Bashir with the cameras running?
She has the "Maleficent" face-thing going on...makes you wonder, hmmm?
Hell, I don't care if it's true or not. I just DON'T WANT to have her described to us.
BLUCK!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by GlitterKitty
"Will and Jada talk about their black love".
What the fuck does that mean?
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Easy. They do it in the dark...in the closet.
Booyah!
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Heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeee!Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeee!. So funny!
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
Is she showing us what she looks like when she blows Will? Usually when you blab on and on and on about how much you are getting laid it is a big lie.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 2:00pm.
what color are Jada's eyes
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Lady Jada's so full of shit her eyes are brown.
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what color are Jada's eyes cause I have similar eye color brown with green and my bf says its just called brown even if you have green
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Also, I call BS on this whole story-bitch just spent hours getting ready for the biggest night of the year and she's gonna letter her husband boink her and ruin her look? No way, no how...
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I never thought of that!!!..You are absolutley right, there is no way she`d let Jughead climb on her and spunk all over her $10,000 dollar dress.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 1:22pm.
yeah
I once worked with this woman, she had a relatively attractive husband, but man, she let herself GO. she had santa clause hair, was fifty pounds overweight was rocking a nice beard, never wore makeup, etc
and all she wanted to talk about was how he couldn't keep his hands off her. she was talking about she put on a nightie and he chased her around the bedroom. and, married for twenty years.
yeah right.
people who fuck like animals ( looks at sky and whistles) don't NEED to talk about it.
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OMG. I just bust out laughing in the middle of this office! Hahahahaaa! You're right, though.
This dumb elf-eared twit has annoyed me forEVER.
At least in this photo she used her hair to conceal her pointy Keebler Elf headhandles.
How I long for the days of Golden Age Hollywood when celebs SHUT THE FUCK UP about their sex lives.
Not only does Jada sound crass, she sounds low class.
EDIT: She's yapping about this shit because she's got that piece of shit show Hawthorne on TNT, and needs the publicity. I watched part of one episode. Crapfest.
She has Angelina Joli-itis: "If I tell everyone frequently and graphically enough how wildly sexual, passionate, and kinky I am, people will think it's true and not find out the desperately sad truth that I am completely frigid and too self-conscious to actually have any shred of abandoned, great sex".
Why do these people think we want to know about how often they fuck? It's so unseemly and low class.
Jada still thinks we all give a crap.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:40pm.
"Just to give you some perspective, she's been doing this 'we fuck all the time' schtick since 'Ali', which was released in 2001."
You're so right, Master Blaster. I first heard her talking that shit on Oprah when Ali was released. I found it pretty odd because why brag about fucking? Anybody can do that. She's ridiculously unaware that every time she brags about her fabulous sex life she's confirming the rumors.
yeah
I once worked with this woman, she had a relatively attractive husband, but man, she let herself GO. she had santa clause hair, was fifty pounds overweight was rocking a nice beard, never wore makeup, etc
and all she wanted to talk about was how he couldn't keep his hands off her. she was talking about she put on a nightie and he chased her around the bedroom. and, married for twenty years.
yeah right.
people who fuck like animals ( looks at sky and whistles) don't NEED to talk about it.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Me thinks she doth protest too much...it's almost like she's trying to convince herself that her hubby is straight.
Also, I call BS on this whole story-bitch just spent hours getting ready for the biggest night of the year and she's gonna letter her husband boink her and ruin her look? No way, no how...
Also, wouldn't she have a jizz stain on her dress??
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Those who brag are usually the ones getting nothing.
Well, thank god!!!!
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Who cares if these two bonk or not...
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When parents talk like Jada, the kids grow up to be like AJ and her brother. Inappropriate public sibling kissing. As opposed to inappropriate private sibling kissing.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 1:11pm.
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*snicker*
You said, "BOOYAH!!"
Submitted by Jezrael on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:50pm.
is that true? wow I didn't know that!
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Submitted by KPS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 1:05pm.
AY! Jolie, Fox, Smith, and all the rest --
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What I get is that when ppl start talking about their sxy lives with a bullhorm it suggests that divorce or break-up is imminent. That's what happened with Jolieo.
Submitted by GlitterKitty
"Will and Jada talk about their black love".
What the fuck does that mean?
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Easy. They do it in the dark...in the closet.
Booyah!
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Okay, what she is talking is el toro caca, plus that is a horrid picture of her, but I happen to think that Jada Pinkett Smith is absolutely gorgeous.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 1:03pm.
lol Master Blaster, yep she must be mixed or sumthin' *snaps fingers, rolls neck*
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How about, "she must have Indian in her family".
Hey Jada - speaking of your kids, how do you think they feel knowing that their parents are talking about their sex life in the tabloids all the time? I'm sure the kids at school just love making fun of them for it.
Shut your fucking face, Jada. We don't care.
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"IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!" - Kanye West
People that blab about how much sex they have generally do not have a lot of it or are hiding a secret. Jada and Will are a classic example. I once saw a cover of them with the title: "Will and Jada talk about their black love".
What the fuck does that mean?
Submitted by Jezrael on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:50pm.
Jada's antics remind of how Katherine Hepburn went around peddling her "epic romance" with Spencer Tracey when, in reality, they were the two biggest closet cases in Hollywood.
Are you gonna tell me next that there is no SANTA!
AY! Jolie, Fox, Smith, and all the rest --
I DON'T want to hear about your lezzy, I mean sexy times, unless it comes out in a police and/or news report.
Then MAYBE I'll pay attention.
And, yes, she is mixed, and A LOT of females (of ALL races) in Hollyhood wear weaves/extensions/falsies of some type...Get a grip.
lol Master Blaster, yep she must be mixed or sumthin' *snaps fingers, rolls neck*
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