Wednesday, July 15th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Morten Harket
I know some of you hos are saying "WHO (double question mark)" Um, it's the guy from A-Ha! If you say "WHO?" again, then write your school system and tell them they need to start teaching the 80s in history class.
For being almost a half-a-century old, dude is looking hot. Not as hot as Pee Wee Herman's walking mug shot in the background, but he's still doing things to me. Take on my no-no, Morten!
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I LOVE a-ha (I much prefer their newer stuff, Analogue was great, though they've a new album out now; Foot Of The Mountain.) Morten is and was sex-ay and still has a beautiful voice.
Check out Morten's behind in the video for The Sun Always Shines On TV, hehe.
The "blonde guy in the background" is Magne Furuholmen, who's also in a-ha and has done some excellent solo music and art.
Can you tell I'm a fan? :)
Eveyone who responded to me: thank you tons!
I'm in a bit of a better mood today. I can be very impatient with things, especially my weight. Like everyone in my family, my weight has a propensity to fluctuate. I've lost weight before and I wasn't a size 0, but I was happy. I wore a size 6 and I honestly thought I looked my best that way.
I'm quite fond of walking. I live closeby to a walking/biking trail that is within walking distance to my home and I use it several times a week. I also like cardio-vascular exercise, but I also like using the rowing machine and treadmills at the gym. I don't have enough money to join a gym right now (the fitness facility at college didn't cost anything) but I'll take note of the Valerian root or flax seed. Iodine products also seem to be more easily accessible where I live.
I actually do suffer from anxiety, though. It's not that bad, but I worry a lot about things that really shouldn't concern me that much.
I agree that people really make it seem as though losing weight is easier than it really is, which is why certain people really tend to frown upon people who gain weight. Lots of people overeat, yeah, but there are causes for that. I'd like to think that most overweight people don't just wake up and say "I'm going to eat everything in sight!" I don't think anyone actually PLANS to eat too much.
@ Walrus Talk: You can drop me your E-mail addy if you'd like :)
Much thanks to you, Sibsi, rukiddingme, tonta vodka, Manimal, and Race Bannon for being supportive with my issue. Also, thanks a bunch for appreciating my posts in other threads. I find most D-Listers very insightful and funny, so I'm glad that people enjoy my posts here.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Wow! I LOVED their video of that song....the animation was different from other bands at the time.
Cool...
He's got like 5 kids too....Yum! Yum!
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Submitted by Tom Hulce on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 4:18pm.
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-You accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being an alt.
-You type *pops popcorn* whenever shit starts
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-You stir the pot and then report the person you just flamed when they respond
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Sibsi- Great points! You see the media portray the Midwest as the region where fat only exists, and that isn't true. My boyfriend has family in Iowa, and most that I have seen when we have gone there are thin or healthy, not fat.
You are also so right about weight being acceptable discrimination. Making fun of people for their weight is never right. We don't know why people have weight issues. Yes, many over eat, but many also have legitimate medical problems and weight cannot be helped without surgery or medicine.
I have found that people will not lose weight if they are constantly badgered about it because the badgering depresses them, making them want to eat their emotional pain away. Food, some feel, is the only friend that they have and if that is the case, then we must help someone not to feel that way.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:36am.
Darling, if you ever need to talk I can give you my email addy. Lord knows I've had weight issues in my life! But really, I am not being snarky. Maybe we can lose a few pounds of this blubber together!
Laters, tonta! You're right, we might swear here a lot, but we are not just a bunch of yobs, talking trash on the iternetz! We're family ;)
And totally agree on valerian root smelling so damn funky, but hey, it works for many people :D
Oh and this:
Submitted by Race Bannon on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:28am.
I just hate anyone to be in emotional pain from frustrations due to dieting. You feel so badly about yourself and then society puts such pressure on everyone to look a certain way and when we don't achieve that perfect ideal, we hate ourselves. Weight should be an issue if it affects your health, but if you are not a model size, male or female, you shouldn't feel like you are ugly and in need of avoiding society! That is what makes me so mad about people today, constant weight obsession!
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Absolutely!
Another thing to consider is how it's one of the few remaining acceptable kinds of discrimination: weight.
Weight(being even slightly over it), smoking and being from the Midwest/South are things people feel it's okay to make fun of, be insensitive of and so on. All this thanks to our media bombarding people with images which associate (low)weight with success. Ugh.
Why thank you Sibsi ! I think you have given Khensu some great advice and tips as well.
Dieting is hard. I called it "Die with a T" because I went through some great frustrations when I dieted years ago. Then I just listened to a few people who actually knew what they were talking about and did things in my day to day routine a bit differently, and the weight started to come off.
I just hate anyone to be in emotional pain from frustrations due to dieting. You feel so badly about yourself and then society puts such pressure on everyone to look a certain way and when we don't achieve that perfect ideal, we hate ourselves. Weight should be an issue if it affects your health, but if you are not a model size, male or female, you shouldn't feel like you are ugly and in need of avoiding society! That is what makes me so mad about people today, constant weight obsession!
I'd much rather see this guy showing his body and hard rod off on Twitter rather than the fugness in the previous post.
aw.... we might all swear a lot , bitch and moan but i think generally us d listers a quite nice bunch....yeah Valerian is good too....smells like old sock tho dont it Sibsi ????
Im off to a meeting where i will have to pretend i dont have a monster hangover....thats another thing....was depressed when I woke up
CUT OUT BOOZE
I should tak emy own advice....despit my name I am actually a v cheap date and dont do much drinking these days because the hangovers are tremendously shit.
Byeeeeeeeee
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
That's really well worded advice, Race Bannon. You covered some important aspects of dieting that are usually left out and should never be overlooked.
I thought I should ask Kensu one more question: besides depression, do you also experience anxiety? A natural way to regulate this is Valerian root.tonta vodka van also suggested a good supplement: flax seed, which also is pretty good at adjusting menstrual cycle and has some calming effects.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:36am.
Khensu, Race Bannon here, to tell you that having once been an over weight guy in my late teens, I can tell you that dieting is a frustrating thing.
The one thing I have to say right off is that often times one does gain a bit of weight, even when they have been diesting very strickly, then you go to weigh yourself a few days later and lo and behold, you are 5-6 lbs lighter.
I was teased in school for my weight and being gay, it hurt alot, but you know I have come to realize, now that I am a bit older, they were the ones who had issues and not me.
Don't despair, I noticed other posters who gave you some great advice. If you want to lose 10 lbs, just be patient. If you exercise, even moderately, cut out all salts and sodas, and eat balanced meals 3-times per day, you will find the weight will come off. Getting discouraged as you are is very counter productive. We have all been there (people with weight issues) and you just have to remember: Do not starve yourself! Do not deprive yourself of a treat now and again, and most importanly, exercise. Take the stairs when you can, walk instead of driving if at all possible, find a fitness channel and do a half hour of aerobics every other day. Drink lots of water.
The main thing I want to say, is lose weight, if you want to and for your health. Do not do it because of what you want to prove to others from your past. No one is perfect and even if people have seemingly perfect outsides, often times it ias their insides where they have the biggest problems! Screw people from your past and think about your present, what you want. I think you want to lose weight, but lose it for yourself.
Things will be okay Khensu, All of us dieters have gone through these ups and downs. Take one day at a time and it isn't what the scale says, it is what the mirror says, and my best suggestion is to not weigh yourself but maybe once per week. Take your measurements (thighs, waist, upper arms, hips, boobies) write them down, and then in a couple weeks, take them again. You should only be concerned with inches and not pounds!
Hope this helps. I hope you have read this and the other pieces of advice from posters, because all these hints may just help you feel better and not so down on yourself. Cheer up and I promise, a positive outlook really helps.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:36am.
Aww don't give up Khensu! We all have set backs in our goals sometimes. I enjoy reading your posts BTW...trust me better days will be coming!
Khensu!!!!
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Dont be too hard on ya self. Depression is some serious shit. I lost a lot of weight and I have gained weight when I have been down and both can make you feel like death. Its really important to eat well. Dont do cardboard food it will make you feel cardboardesque. It really important to get anything with a good life force into yr system as it will improve yr own . Try and eat smaller portions main thing and try not to punish yourself every time you eat or you will not absorb it well. Flaxseed oil caps are great to help move it all along and can help stabalize metabolism Do some excersise even if walking. GET INTO NATURE UG A TREE, PET A DOG/LOOK AT KITTENS ON THE INTERNET Cut out wheat if you can as it can really affect a lot of women in many ways ...mood included. You can actually find really OK bread sustitutes made with rice flour these days and cow products really fuck with you as Cows have 4 fucking stomachs to process that shit and it is for fucking baby cows!!!
Listen....you be depressed girl.....if you can, try and get good rest. Yr Dr will put you on medication because they are paid to do that, if you think that will work -go for it- but society IS CRUEL, ALIENATING at times ....BUT.....There is JOY out there. It may take a while. You will find your way. You are here for a reason.....I SEND YOU MUCH LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Khensu ~ How we eat and exercise is a choice. As anyone who has lost weight will tell you, it's very much a mental thing as well as the physical aspects. There is no "magic pill" to losing weight. It's all about eating less and moving more. Pretty simple. It's easier said than done, I know, but you must keep reminding yourself of this mantra. Everything I do (how much/what I eat and if/when I exercise or move) is a choice. I must eat less and move more if I want to lose weight. I think you're simply in a slump because you're in a set-back. Getting off track is the worst thing you can do. As you know, you must be dedicated to this goal you have. Can you get a personal trainer at your local gym? Even if it's just once a week that you meet with the trainer, you may find it helps you immensely. Most trainers can also talk to you about your diet. Hang in there and don't give up. You deserve to reach your goal!
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Anyway, just read your post Khensu Hetep.
Doubt you'll read this reply to it, but thought I'd do it anyway.
First thing first though, I hope today is a much brighter day and that you're no longer feeling like crying every 10 minutes around the clock.
Obviously it would not be safe or reasonable to prescribe anything to you without knowing your medical details more clearly.
It is possible that you could indeed be dealing with a hormonal imbalance, hypothyroidism, or even a simple lack of certain minerals and vitamins. The best recommendation would obviously be to tell you to go visit a doctor, but if that's not an option, perhaps you can try a few supplements.
Just start with a multi-vitamin, some magnesium and iodine supplement if you can get a hold of (don't know where you are at, but iodine is a bit harder to get here, so you might need to buy kelp pills.) That should perhaps address some of the symptoms you're experiencing.
Now, for the other stuff, I think it's safe to say that insecurity is imprinted on everyone, but females suffer even more due to our self-wroth still being deeply rooted in our looks. To cope with that, I, not only criticize other people, but also try to be less critical of myself. It is fucking hard to be sure and even smart people can become irrational about all this.
You're pretty young and yet you're probably one of the most eloquent and intelligent posters around, so if that counts for something, there you go. It will also be handy to try and fight the irrationality of valuing a number on a scale with any luck.
Don't listen to the voice in your head telling you that it's more important to put your health - and sanity - at risk just to reach some weight goal.
I know you did not say anything about wanting to become a size 0, or anything that ridiculous in your post, but many people start dieting sensibly and reach a reasonably healthy weight, but for whatever reason, cannot stop. So always be weary of it.
As studies show, people, who have never dieted in their lives, never become anorexics/bulimics, heh. It is no wonder that these diseases have become so much more common now that a huge dieting industry exists.
Morton Harket is the love child of Renee Zellwegger and Patrick Swayze!!!
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Morten Harket is still hot here in Norway, and he is also batshit crazy.
Hi.
I'm really bored. I have something irrelevant to share.
I broke my "diet". I guess I'm meant to be fat forever...but I'm not OK with it. I'm sick of being fat but I simply have no will power. My stomach hurts and I feel very ashamed. I feel like crying.
I don't know if my hormones are messed up right now, but I am really feeling like I may burst into tears any minute, all because of a stupid diet. I've been feeling depressive all day because after working my ass off to lose 10 pounds, the scale this morning read that I gained SIX POUNDS.
I've been living off of fucking cardboard-food for longer than a month, and I'm gaining weight now? What the hell? Losing weight means a lot to me, because I was a chubby kid who got picked on for my protruding belly and round face. I've been noticing flaws about my appearance since I was eight years old. I'm 21 years old now and feel embarassed to be in public.
There are people who are larger than me, but I don't want people seeing me anymore. Every time I see someone familiar who teased me throughout school somewhere out in public, it's as though they've "won". I feel DEFEATED, because being overweight and unhappy is how they want me to be.
I'm young. This is when I'm supposed to be getting noticed/picked up by guys and I don't even try anymore. I've stopped doing my hair. I stopped wearing makeup. I stopped wearing cute clothes. I just tie my hair back and wear an oversized Iron Maiden shirt every fucking day of the week because I don't want to draw any attention to myself. Sometimes I really just want to try to make myself look as invisible as possible because I feel like I'm being judged no matter where I go or who I'm around.
I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to say I have a terrible life, but I'm really...down...for right now.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
how cool he is. don't you think so ,he isthe man i had ever saw iin the ---biguklove.com---------- there we will find many imformation about him
It's 3 am. I can't sleep. I have decided to search sock monkeys on Google.
http://www.operationsockmonkey.com/
http://books.google.com/books?id=cZ7D2fU82t8C&pg=PA12-IA1&lpg=PA12-IA1&d...
http://www.madnessagainstmalaria.com/Team.aspx?FundraiserID=3502&Project...
http://community.knitpicks.com/group/mrfostersockmonkeyknitalong/user/li...
No, I'm not drunk, I'm just tired.
I have also decided that I don't really like people anymore, just animals.
Night.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??
Now this is a man with some staying power!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I need a minute to vent the spleen Some one posted that poverty is a choice.
-screams in rage-
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
just for fun...
"When you're one of the few to land on your feet,
what do you do to make ends meet?
Teach.
Make them mad, make them sad, make them add two and two.
Make them me, make them you, make them do what you want them to.
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them lay down and die."
yeah, i know i'm depressive...cut me some slack... sometimes i can be mildly funny... just don't got it in me tonight
love ya all! later day,folks!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:04pm.
Did someone say dlisted PROM?? Where's my fucking invite?
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It's automatic. If you're on Dlisted, you're invited. (But I do think we'll need to red tag the brangeloonies...)
Virgin lambs are hussies!
Its TRUE!!!! When I was a wee pup I slowly nudged my owners bedroom door to take a nap and there he was, knickers around his ankles, looking at nudie magazine paraphanalia and a SOCK around his penis. He later sat me down and told me what he was doing. Human sexuality can be QUITE disturbing at times.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:07pm.
Did someone say prom & Jim Jones punch?
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what are your views on sockhops?
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Depends on what you decide should be stuffed INTO a sock.
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The finest virgin lambswool and crushed rose petals of course.
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Tell me what sort of cretin could defile a sock in such a fashion!! For shame!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:01pm.
Well I for one do not approve of this whole sock-hop idea at all.
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where is the sock anyway? all hopped up i bet
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*stirring zookeeper body parts into the Disted hooch! Me needs a volunteer to taste before serving. It's like wine tasting but it's not easy swishing it around in your mouth before swallowing. There's one little problem that not even a wood chipper could resolve. Dlisted hooch is a little on the crunchie side.
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Sockie MAKES JOKES, JOKES...*tasting hooch*...Yes, yes...DELISH...*tiger thumbs up*....
Carry on...
*taking Sockie aside to explain the secret ingredient in Tiger's punch is ONLY referred to as ZKBP and NOT by that 'crass' term Zoo Keeper's Body Parts...I mean, no one in the culinary field calls it that anymore...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:30pm.
Socks are a wonderful tool for hiding the shameful flesh of the foot.
Ah yes. But the virtue of the sock can soon be destroyed when used for masterbatory purposes
Socks are a wonderful tool for hiding the shameful flesh of the foot.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:07pm.
Did someone say prom & Jim Jones punch?
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what are your views on sockhops?
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Depends on what you decide should be stuffed INTO a sock.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
NINE HUNDRED POSTS?!?!?!
No fucking way. Damn. That's impressive.
And Morten's lookin' fine. Love the Scandinavians.
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He looks kinda like Patrick Swayze, circa 1987. Yeah, I'd hit it! LMAO @ PeeWee's walking mugshot! Thanks again, MK.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:01pm.
Well I for one do not approve of this whole sock-hop idea at all.
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where is the sock anyway? all hopped up i bet
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*stirring zookeeper body parts into the Disted hooch! Me needs a volunteer to taste before serving. It's like wine tasting but it's not easy swishing it around in your mouth before swallowing. There's one little problem that not even a wood chipper could resolve. Dlisted hooch is a little on the crunchie side.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
LMAO Walrus, pray on it, chile! (I know I need to.)
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
whats up sluts...anything interesting going on tonight. im drunk and bored.
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Oh Miss Thang, dearest. You know that sometimes Satan grabs a hold of my tusks and won't let go! Jesus always helps me shake it off though, darling. I've done many Hail Marys for those sinful thoughts!
OMG...Morten is and was my all time favorite. I swear if he came by and tried to sweep me off my feet....goodbye Mr. M, helllllo Mr. H!
Smooches dahhling!
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:05pm.
Well, Tiger, those of Walrus descent will be nude, for even QVC does not carry a muumuu large enough to modestly cover our girth...talk about discrimination...but I expect that the human folk will dress party-appropriate. Turtle necks or blouses...one button may remain undone, I mean, it's not church or anything. And then maybe some nice pleated slacks, or an ankle-length skirt, and pennyloafers. No blue jeans, though. Keep that filth for the club-hopping Devil-worshiping hoodlums.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! Walrus you is one funnay assed DListed ho! Can we dry hump if I wear all four penny loafers with pennies in 'em and don't tell my folks we 'almost did it'...?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Did someone say prom & Jim Jones punch?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
And no mock turtlenecks, either. They're vulgar.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:38pm.
yeah, but only if I wear them down low on the bridge of my nose so every one can see my tri- colored Toucan Sam eyeshadow, cuz I'm impossibly glam like that....I might even wear a sparkly head band and plastic door knocker earrings...you know, if I'm goin' some place klassy and all...*picking tiger teeth...*...What?
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That's a tall order - how about jett tiggy instead?
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GASP! Tiger is fan of all Joans!!!! Joan Jett, Joan Crawford, Joan Rivers...TIGER LURVE DA JOANS...Tiger REALLY lurves da Jett:
I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin strong
Playin my favorite song
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin
I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well, Tiger, those of Walrus descent will be nude, for even QVC does not carry a muumuu large enough to modestly cover our girth...talk about discrimination...but I expect that the human folk will dress party-appropriate. Turtle necks or blouses...one button may remain undone, I mean, it's not church or anything. And then maybe some nice pleated slacks, or an ankle-length skirt, and pennyloafers. No blue jeans, though. Keep that filth for the club-hopping Devil-worshiping hoodlums.