Benjamin Button On Wired
Don't show this to Nicole Kidman or it may scare her into overdosing on Botox. It could also cause her to devour an entire box of golden prunes and her ass doesn't need that. Literally.
Anyoldbabyface, this is Brad Pitt on the cover of Wired wearing a Bluetooth earpiece. Brad already has his own child army and now he's wearing a Bluetooth earpiece? If he starts wearing rhinestone studs from Claire's in his ears and Ed Hardy rags on his body, then we'll have to get Maddox to stage an intervention. One Jon Gosselin on this planet is already one too many.
Brad did the interview with Wired as his Inglourious Basterds character Lt. Aldo Raine. This is all Sacha Baron Cohen's fault. Bitch mainly did interviews as Bruno, so now other hos think they can get away with it too. Boo. Here's a little bit of the interview:
On Asswipe Kutcher posting a picture of his wifey's nalgas on Twitter: "Don't take a picture of your wife's butt. That's silly. Take pictures of other people's wives' butts."
On looking for love on the internet (a cautionary tale for Aniston): "Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don't, they'll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie."
On using the phone while you're taking a pee or poo: "No, you can't talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
On texting while you're taking a pee or poo: "Just be sure you don't hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don't want those followers."
Oh, Brad, I mean Lt. Aldo, the internet has already seen your peen and pits long before Twitter.
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I'd play Naughty Nurse to his Dirty Doctor!
*EviL GriN*
Looking at this photo reminds me of how tiny his dick is! Pathetic! I wonder how he satisfies Angelina with such a wiener!
All that hair(including the sideburns) that is covering the scars - is it all real?
Carefully-closeted homosexual tinymeat brad pitt appears to have had a lower facelift. Nobody has a jawling like that at 50.
I remember that pic! My BF took to calling him Hamster Dick Pitt after seeing it. That's from when he dated Fishshits.
relive the magic? *clicks on link* *passes out* neveh saw that one. see ya'll tomorrow.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
papa pitt still makes meh *purrrrr*.....
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Sexy motherfucker. glad to see a celeb show a crease
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
Oh, and Brad, you look constipated.
People who use those should be forced to wear a shirt that says "I'm not crazy, I have a bluetooth". It used to be when you saw someone randomly talking to themselves, you knew to get the hell outta there.
Tristram on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:01am.
(And why does everyone talk louder into the Bluetooth or into cells in general?)
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I dunno but every morning on my bus there's a lady who SCREAMS on the phone....I am used to it..lol
You can buy a Bluetooth that works great for $39. In states where hands-free cell use while driving is mandatory, it's great to have in the car. But I agree you look like a dork using it in the market, say, or at lunch. (And why does everyone talk louder into the Bluetooth or into cells in general?)
Impresive peen! It may be flaccid but I can imagine the possibilities.
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First of all: the peen pic is flacid state so, not all that bad. Second, he is ageing relatively gracefully so kudos to that. Thirdly, he is with that fish face Angelina, so massive point losses on that. He is meh. Used to be hot, now a goodlooking 40+ year old but nothing to lose your knickers over.
BUT..... at least he hasn't done a Tommy and got his face butchered by a Brazilian surgeon, so that's good.
Having a Bluetooth made me go out and BUY the old skool earpiece that runs from the phone for $9.99...THAT piece of technology is CRAPOLA!!! And I have tried different models on different phones...
But that picture...WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON WITH BRAD PITT!!! My Mama is 73 and SHE AIN'T GOT THOSE TYPE OF WRINKLES!!!
I'm not trying to SAY anything...but it seems as though his lifestyle is accelerating aging...
I'm just sayin'
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> biguklove. c O m "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now... surprise!!
Brad, Santa Angelia and their brats could all fly to Persia on that rug.
For someone who withholds his children from watching commercials, he's quite the consumer whore, isn't he?
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00pm.
@tigerlilly: totally loving the idea of dlisters granting celebs talking priviledges...and since you're a tiger, i expect you to gouge out the voicebox of any of these celeb twits with your claws in one felled swoop...you can start with brad...:)
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Done, Doner and Donest...Why can't DListed whores rule the world???? Why????
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i think dlisters whores DO rule the world...everyone else just has to catch up...
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OH. NO. SHE. DI'NT...!
MK, did you catch this???? This is the ULTIMATE DListed statement! This is your Kurt Cobain moment right here. The Voice of a Slutternation! Even Kayne West could do you no better!
All less worthy DListers bow down to the mighty Letinstar for she is the Cheesus to MK's GWAD...
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all less worthy dlisters need to bring it and take their rightful place...dlister whores and are only as strong as the weakest slut...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00pm.
@tigerlilly: totally loving the idea of dlisters granting celebs talking priviledges...and since you're a tiger, i expect you to gouge out the voicebox of any of these celeb twits with your claws in one felled swoop...you can start with brad...:)
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Done, Doner and Donest...Why can't DListed whores rule the world???? Why????
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i think dlisters whores DO rule the world...everyone else just has to catch up...
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OH. NO. SHE. DI'NT...!
MK, did you catch this???? This is the ULTIMATE DListed statement! This is your Kurt Cobain moment right here. The Voice of a Slutternation! Even Kayne West could do you no better!
All less worthy DListers bow down to the mighty Letinstar for she is the Cheesus to MK's GWAD...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
My opinion...men get sexier as they age. Over 40 is the best age for a man. Brad is at that over 40 sexy stage in his life...just like Johnny Depp..sexy as fucking hell.
Fuck me running..."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00pm.
@tigerlilly: totally loving the idea of dlisters granting celebs talking priviledges...and since you're a tiger, i expect you to gouge out the voicebox of any of these celeb twits with your claws in one felled swoop...you can start with brad...:)
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Done, Doner and Donest...Why can't DListed whores rule the world???? Why????
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i think dlisters whores DO rule the world...everyone else just has to catch up...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:00pm.
@tigerlilly: totally loving the idea of dlisters granting celebs talking priviledges...and since you're a tiger, i expect you to gouge out the voicebox of any of these celeb twits with your claws in one felled swoop...you can start with brad...:)
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Done, Doner and Donest...Why can't DListed whores rule the world???? Why????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by daisydaisy on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:41pm.
No offense folks, but when you say you find him attractive, what the hell do you mean?
Stupid haircut, piggy nose, bad skin and that dumb look on his face. Mouth always half-open.
Is he slow? Besides, I sense zero personality, no sense of humor and in the end these traits are what make a man attracive, at least in my book.
What the hell???
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Right on Amen and DAMNED STAIGHT. NEVER understood the alleged 'hot' of pencil dick here.
aside from the obvious fact that the bluetooth is photo-slapped onto his pic, how.. ummm.. interesting.. that, when asked about taking his toilette, his thoughts go directly to a public restroom ! very george michael of him. no wonder he's a favorite guest at george clooney's male-only italian villa.
Trying.Too.Hard.
And quit ripping off Sasha, ya dumb old rent boy!
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
@tigerlilly: totally loving the idea of dlisters granting celebs talking priviledges...and since you're a tiger, i expect you to gouge out the voicebox of any of these celeb twits with your claws in one felled swoop...you can start with brad...:)
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:48pm.
ugh...i like brad much better when he doesn't talk...
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I'm thinking that celebrities should have to apply for a license to speak in public every 3 mos. Who should grant such a license you ask? Duh! Us DListers! When a celebuwhore disobeys our DListed commands, we have his/her voicebox surgically removed by one of them shady ass doctors in L.A.....or me, when I HONGRAY...What? voiceboxes are tasty...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Me guess there wasn't any more room up his ass to fit the bluetooth shit! AJ's arm takes up most of that space.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Remember when Bradley was cool?
ugh...i like brad much better when he doesn't talk...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
No offense folks, but when you say you find him attractive, what the hell do you mean?
Stupid haircut, piggy nose, bad skin and that dumb look on his face. Mouth always half-open.
Is he slow? Besides, I sense zero personality, no sense of humor and in the end these traits are what make a man attracive, at least in my book.
What the hell???
And the truly talented and skilled fall by the wayside yet again in the masses love of mediocrity.
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I seriously don't think Brad's the brightest of bulbs, but that's okay, as I think he knows this and doesn't try to come off as a smart guy.
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Really? I get the opposite impression. I think he really wants people to think he's brilliant (hence the faux architecture bullshit), that he's cultured (million dollar painting anyone?), that he's hilarious (see comment about taking photos of other wives in their underwear), and that he's the world's philanthropist. I get the feeling he's trying to shove his greatness down our throats when really all he did was what he normally does: He becomes almost a clone of his lover. This guy has never had an original thought.
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When was the last time you saw him in a photo op with Angelina?
This asswipe is about as sexy & appealing as Danny Devito's shit-stained undies. I'd probably let Gollum lay me before I'd let ArmPitt even lay a finger on my hand. He looks like he's extremely constipated & has burning hemorroids chewing on his asshole. I really loathe Brad, always have.
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Note to Brad: your character ain't no "Slingblade" shit and you ain't BBT. No one is gonna mistake your shitty performance as camp genious...It ain't gonna play out that way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's okay. I agree with sushi - don't see the excitement over this dude... When he was younger, he looked like a girl and now he just looks like an okay looking middle-aged man. Nothing to go crazy over... Don't like the beard at all... Not a good look...
I found this man charming in "A river runs through it"
UGH, people with bluetooths piss me the fuck off. Walking around in public, yapping on the phone. Really, who the fuck are you talking to???
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
He's not botoxed and photoshopped within an inch of his life. He looks rough and natural. That wins some kudos in my books.
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me too. but he still looks as stupid as a bag of hair.
Sometimes looks aren't deceiving.
I seriously don't think Brad's the brightest of bulbs, but that's okay, as I think he knows this and doesn't try to come off as a smart guy.
yeah, he's become the token trophy wife.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:39pm.
He's not botoxed and photoshopped within an inch of his life. He looks rough and natural. That wins some kudos in my books.
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me too. but he still looks as stupid as a bag of hair.
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is it just me or is brad related to a basset hound?
Impertinent - How could you forget your showering of blessings? For shame!
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I seriously see this movie and this character making a complete JOKE out of Brad Pitt. From what I hear, his character TOTALLY misses the mark and pretty much ruins the movie (along with Tarintio's crappy directing)....Meh, we'll see...
Pitt's accent totally sucks and one thing Brad Pitt CAN pull off is smarmy southern white trash...This some Quenton shit up in here if this performance is gonna be as bad as I've heard.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Every single time I look at this man, I think, 'What am I missing?' I just don't get it. Why do people go so crazy over him? He is handsome but he isn't anymore handsome than the guys I see in the grocery store.
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Agreed. And he has wee peen. What's to get jazzed about?
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