Mischa Barton's Teef Issues
Access Hollywood says that the police were called to Mischa Barton's house in L.A. yesterday afternoon to take her ass to a medical center because of a "medical emergency." The police confirmed that they responded to a non-911 call from someone at Mischa's house, but wouldn't say where they took her.
You are not alone if your first thought was that bitch got a case of the "bad shit shakes" or that she choked on her own irrelevance. Apparently, the problem had to do with her teefs. A spokeswhore tells rPulse that Mischa's wisdom teeth started giving her the hurts, so she had to go to the dentist. They broke that shit down and removed them from her mouth. They will now be displayed at The Meth Teefs Hall of Fame Museum in Fresno, CA.
Mischa asked the police to take her, because she can't drive (due to that DUI issue last year) and also didn't want the paparazzi following her. Yeah, the last part made one of my wisdom teeth throb, because it was laughing so hard. Can I get some Vicodin now?
UPDATE: A spokeswhore for the LAPD tells UsWeekly that they "removed" Mischa from her own home due to a medical emergency. They wouldn't say if the medical emergency involved her teefs. When asked if Mischa went willingly, the rep said, "I guess." A source also says that Mischa had some kind of "freak out."
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
meth mouth. this bitch will do ANYTHING to stay in the tabloids. she isn't working so she is trying to do the "bad girl" thing. she copied Lindsay and Nicole by getting arrested after they did and now she's trying to do the Britney thing. fucking loser.
Apparently she has a movie coming out. Who'da thunk?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31948058/ns/entertainment-access_hollywood/
Didn't her younger sister have problems with the "junk" too?
People Magazine is reporting she's been involuntarily committed to the psychiatric ward.
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She probably thought smoking more meth would take away the pain of wisdom teeth, not magnify it (which it does!)...LOL! Hence the freak out!
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I fully believe she would "freak out" & go to the ER over wisdom teeth pain, I sure have. I finally had them chiseled out after years of painful 'attacks' where they would start throbbing and I'd be crying & screaming into my pillow. Oh, and no meth was involved lol... those bitches squish the roots of your other teeth until your ready to rip them out with rusty pliers.
"A source also says that Mischa had some kind of freak out."
Yes, but did she throw a lawn chair?
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yeah, what you call wisdom teef, we call meth come-down
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Who is she and what does she do??? Wisdom teeth grow in slowly they don't blast into your mouth like a volcano or a pimple. What is wrong with her brains? O wait she has none. Where do girls like this get $$? They never appear to get work. They are irrelevant to the industry they think they belong in. Ugh she is a twerp.
She's got meth butt. That'll put you in the hospital.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:44am.
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Thank you. :)
a piece of advice. stay off the roads today.
cops just laughed and hung up on me
@#$%#@$
bullshit, i call bad shit shakes.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:35am.
I have murderous cramps today.
Sorry hon. *passes midol and shot of booze*
crack kills
I am shocked this bulimic bitch has any teeth LEFT.
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I have murderous cramps today.
what a great idea!
I'm calling the cops to drive me to the CVS
for some xtra strenght Midol.
There's no way I should be in a 2,000 Lb.
missile of death, just waiting for the
next a-hole to cut me off on the highway.
Don't need a DWH (driving while homicidal)
on my license, thank you.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:16am.
LOL! - love the avvie!!!
I too call the police when I have a bad tooth.
Why not calling the ambulance, why the popo?
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When the main gay had his wisdom teeth yanked last year his dentist prescribed a Oxy's for pain. So if they mean by "teeth issues" that Mischa snatched the prescription bottle and started popping them like Pez candies, which appears to be just another day's activities for her lately...then yeah, she had wisdom teeth issues.
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Meth mouth has started on her I see.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:59am.
I'm surprised it took this long for those back teef to hurt, what with sucking Adler's big saggy balls and all
Tee Hee!!!! and a great big eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!
What a great idea! Safer and CHEAPER than a taxi!
Did they seriously drive her ass?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:06am.
sawwy *hands snowy some Clackers so she can play and get her mind off balls* LOL xo
Her eyes make me think of that Ramones song, "I Wanna Be Sedated".
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Do they charge for 911 services in Cali?? I know they do here. I'm thinking she took the ambulance because she didn't have the $$ for a taxi.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Maybe she was hallucinating on the bad stuff and called 911 and said "all of my teeth are falling out!". Followed by "the bees and the peppermint zombies are fighting for my soul, please come quick!".
OMG noanjil! thanksssssssssss! LOL once you get those balls in your mind it's hard to scrub it clean!!!
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After looking at the daily mail picture, I'm thinking she called the police after getting her face wedged in a doorway.
But seriously - has she not heard of a taxi?
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I'm surprised it took this long for those back teef to hurt, what with sucking Adler's big saggy balls and all
yeah, I don't think it was really her teefs either
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I'm seriously doubting that the police going there had anything to do with just her teefs,if her teefs were even involved at all. She was probably wigged out on something & the police had to get involved. I can't believe the police would go to someone's house because they were having wisdom teeth pain. That just sounds ridiculous.
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It's called hiring a car or a taxi you damn fool Mischa, not calling 911. Please refrain from dialing the numbers on the cover of the phonebook just for the hell of it.
so according to one of y'alls link she is set to star in a new WB show in the fall. these bitches get all the chances in the damn world, fuck 'em!
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FilthyBitch: Whoa. (thanks for the link)
Yikes, Viva Mexico! She looks like death warmed over in the pic!
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@ FilthyBitch...... LMAO!! She looks like Boy George with a thyroid condition. those eyes ewww.
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I swear, celebrities (I use the term loosely in this context) are the reason why CA is in such a budget crisis. Celebrities think the police should assist them for every little problem they have.
Wisdom teeth are NOT a big deal at all. Mine came in fairly late (I was 22) and all 4 were impacted. Never once would it have occurred to me to call the cops over it. You take some Advil, make an appointment with an oral surgeon and suck it up, for christ's sake!
Fun fact: my oral surgeon is the step-father of Ashley DuPre (Elliot Spitzer's hooker) he took my wisdom teeth out a few months before that story broke.
Do the police also drive her when she needs to pick up her unemployment check and food stamps?
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Here's a link from Wonderwall. Sounds like she needs to check back into rehab.
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/Jennifer-Aniston-Linked-to-Gerard-Butle...
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:45am.
I am highly pissed that MK didn't post this picture that's been floating around in England of her - it's recent:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1200048/Fears-Mischa-Barton...
That is Amy Winehouse level crackdom
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OMG HAHAHA --- that is some Pete Doherty shit right there!!!
I am highly pissed that MK didn't post this picture that's been floating around in England of her - it's recent:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1200048/Fears-Mischa-Barton...
That is Amy Winehouse level crackdom
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Color me puzzled. They were called to her home?? I thought she lived in room 6 at the pay by the hour Crackadays Inn.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
well, i find it telling that she does not have any family or friends who could give her a lift.
Gotta go pick up my new landscape helper who speaks less English than I do Spanish. This is gonna be fun!
Catch you hos later!
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I'm so not surprised about her 1) calling the police...2)for her hurting mouf. Because a crime was being committed...in her f*cking fat meth head. And of course, I must say, I truly love the Clockwork Orange / Twiggy eyeballs. Something about having the whites of your eyes look like they are spilling over tarantula lashes.
she looks clockwork whore-ange in this pic (must be the lashes)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:36am.
Right, 'cause police departments always love to step aside for "lie detectors", and the guilty parties always fess up when they're caught!
Dumb show!
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