Thursday, July 16th 2009

The Emmy Nominations: True Blood ROBBED!

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Once a-fuckin-gain, True Blood has been screwed over (not and in a sexy way)! Last year, the Golden Globes gave True Blood a big slice of FU pie and now the Emmy whores have served up a second piece.

The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and True Blood failed to get nominated in any of the major categories. Who does a bitch have to glamour in order to get at least one big nomination?! Even Lafayette's nalgas should have been nominated. I mean, they probably gave a better performance than William Shatner and his pepaw ass got nominated AGAIN for Boston Legal. They even overlooked Randi Sue from True Blood and that trick got effed in an alleyway while Tara poured trash all over her head. It was a truly inspired performance!

I'll have to work on a letter to all Emmy voters asking them why they are prejudiced against vampires.....and hot whores who get dicked in alleyways. Breeeeeathe. Anyway....

The Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series making it the first cartoon since The Flinstones to get a nomination. Lisa Simpson is giving the meanest shank-eye ever.

In prettier Emmy news, 30 Rock got the most nominations with 22. And Katherine HAGel was not nominated even through she tried to bring the raw emotion in a big way. HA. HA. HA. and HA. Unfortunately, the Emmys don't have a"Worst Annoying Hagface Who is Made Entirely of Nicotine" category, because Hagel would be a shoo-in for that one (GONG!).

A list of some of the major nominations is after the jump. Click here to see a full list. JUMP!!!

Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds

Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin - 30 Rock
Jon Hamm - 30 Rock
Alan Alda - 30 Rock
Beau Bridges - Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake - Saturday Night Live

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner - CSI: NY
Ted Danson - Damages
Jimmy Smits - Dexter
Ernest Borgnine - ER
Michael J. Fox - Rescue Me

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston - 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch - 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands - Monk
Betty White - My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey - Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski - The Big Bang Theory

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence - Grey's Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn - Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn - Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett - Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder - The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest - American Idol
Tom Bergeron - Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum - Project Runway
Jeff Probst - Survivor
Phil Keoghan - The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio - Top Chef

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin - 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement - Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub - Monk
Jim Parsons - The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell - The Office
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston - Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall - Dexter
Hugh Laurie - House
Gabriel Byrne - In Treatment
Jon Hamm - Mad Men
Simon Baker - The Mentalist

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey - 30 Rock
Christina Applegate - Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman - The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette - The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker - Weeds

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field - Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close - Damages
Mariska Hargitay - Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss - Mad Men
Holly Hunter - Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick - The Closer

Outstanding Reality - Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef

Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Intervention
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List
MythBusters

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan - 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer - 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon - Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson - The Office
Jon Cryer - Two And A Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson - Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul - Damages
William Hurt - Damages
Michael Emerson - Lost
John Slattery - Mad Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski - 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth - Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig - Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins - Weeds

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones - 24
Rose Byrne - Damages
Sandra Oh - Grey's Anatomy
Chandra Wilson - Grey's Anatomy
Dianne Wiest - In Treatment
Hope Davis - In Treatment

Posted by: Michael K


OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

This is getting ridiculous. I guess the judges only watch "30 Rock" and "Law and Order: SVU."
what about Mary Louise Parker doing a great job as a dramatic actress rather then pigeon-holing her and the show into a comedy?
what about shows like "Chuck", "The Shield"'s last season, Katy Seagal in "Sons of Anarchy". No 24? it was the last decent season we've seen since the greatly appreciated death of Kim Ravers characters

The only reason that "30 Rock" is probably still around is that it is a sardonic echo to what actually happens in the NBC studios.

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Dr. Sheldon Cooper FTW!! The Big Bang Theory is the best show! (yes, I'm a geek too)

zomay's picture

I like how they give out awards for "host".

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

rebanndel's picture

FUCK THE EMMYS!! This list keeps getting regurgited over and over and over again! True Blood was ROBBED!

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double post, sorry.

stefystef's picture

This is why I don't watch the fucking Emmys anymore. This is PURE DE FUCKERY!

Nelsen Ellis (Lafayette) and Ryan Knewiel (Jason) should have nominations and at least best writing.

It is the best show on TV today. All the lame ass NBC so-called comedies can go to hell. No wonder no one watches the Emmys anymore.

And "Family Guy" got nominated over all the years "The Simpsons" was one of the best shows on TV??? Oh yeah, Lisa and Brat and the brats from "South Park" are planning a drive by!
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So crappy that True Blood was completely shut out. Lafayette and Eric are the best characters on the show. I wish the actors would have at least been acknowledged, though Eric/AS was not that prominent last season. I am also pissed about Vincent Kartheiser/Pete from Mad Men getting snubbed. That's just criminal!

i am so in love with tracy morgan, i hope he wins, and i can't believe true blood hasn't been nominated for anything yet people are madly obsessed with movies like twilight

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"Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:59pm.

WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS !! LOL

love that scene!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ff_6VsRuas

COME IN MY HOUSE BITCH, YOU EAT MY FOOD THE WAY I FUCKIN' MAKE IT!!! still laughing at that"

Thank you for that. It made my day. Now back to work! :)
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peopleperson's picture

True Blood was seriously ROBBED. Maybe they will figure it out next year...

peopleperson's picture

I can't watch 30 Rock because I don't think it's funny at all. Am I missing something?

As a New Zealander I am happy that flight of the conchords got a nom. I'm also a huge trueblood fan and a bit disppointed that they got snubbed. Ratings means nothing...

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Breaking Bad is fucking brilliant. United States of Tara is a pretty interesting show. I watched an epi of big love the other day...I'll have to netflick the rest of the series. It was pretty good.

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*sigh* I loves me some Lafayette. Freakin hilarious last episode after he drank Eric's blood. And seriously, how hot was that short little part?
Damn you True Blood! Why must you make me wait a week for another episode!

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S_G "My favorite dancers this season on SYTYCD are Brandon & Jeanette (Miami). the biggest disappointment has been Evan. He is absolutely fantastic at his style. "

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oh and of course the part about Cat

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xerquina's picture

as much as i love Family guy it doesn't deserve that nom, it hasn't been funny since 2006.i can't believe Generation Kill didn't get a nom. fuck the emmys.

EatYourVeggies's picture

This is some bullshit. The dude who plays Lafayette and Rutina Wesley (plays Tara) should each have like 2 awards each already. Methinks the Academy is just trying to be PC because True Blood is too scandalous.

True Blood ... robbed.

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I agree about 'So you Think You Can Dance', Mia Michaels (*Bows down to the incredible Diva Queen Choreographer, Ms Michaels*) ....and Cat Deely being robbed.

Cat is one the best, nicest, authentic, and most likeable hosts on television. (Another good one is Tom Bergeron)
You realize how very bad that chick who co hosts 'Dancing With The Stars' is, after watching a pro like Cat.

My favorite dancers this season on SYTYCD are Brandon & Jeanette (Miami). the biggest disappointment has been Evan. He is absolutely fantastic at his style. As seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6qjvdQnOXc

...but he has been lack luster in the competition. Maybe they should have picked his brother.

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Oh no they didn't shun my fucking man Lafayette! He is the only tv character I give any shit about. I'm glad Eric gave him some V and he fucked the walls and floor, so this Sunday I expect Lafayette to be back to his glamorous self instead of hiding under grandma's blanket.
FUCK AWARDS.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

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ricki lake I know her face is busted but I love her.
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WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS !! LOL

love that scene!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ff_6VsRuas

COME IN MY HOUSE BITCH, YOU EAT MY FOOD THE WAY I FUCKIN' MAKE IT!!! still laughing at that

cMal's picture

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

SIMON BAKER GOT A NOM!

*faints*

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Mel's picture

Chloë Sevigny was ROBBED, she should have received a nomination for BIG LOVE.

ricki lake's picture

Noooo! Jeanette (Miami bitch) has a hot body, but her face is truly busted. I can't watch that shit another week. Keep Janine over her.

snowpiece's picture

re SYTYCD
I love Jenine and hate Jeanette or vice versa. I love the Miami one.
I agree re Randi and Evan buh bye, they were much better when they had each other I think
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fuzzyslippers's picture

Family Guy stopped being funny halfway after the 3rd season. I recently went on Hulu to catch a few of the new episodes and they SUCKED. Boring!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Yay for Olive Snook on her Emmy nomination! The Snook avatar will be back!!! :)

Side note, as funny as "30 Rock" is, I really do hope it doesn't win awards this year. I know that sounds tacky, but damn, that show isn't as great as some of the other shows that are currently on TV. True Blood included. Ugh.
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bitchette's picture

Hey MJTexas!

i think jeanine's solo was the best last nite too. I love kayla but her solo's are not all that good and jeanine does amazing on hers.

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Biggest Snub? I'll tell ya! It's Horatio Crane's sunglasses. Week after week they hold their own against David Caruso's emoting and dramatic pauses. Oh and the cliffhanger when Horatio was 'killed' and the sunglasses were laying on the airport tarmac shattered and bloody. (getting choked up) Best acting by a pair of sunglasses EVER!

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aaaaaaaaah you guys started the SYTYCD convo without me!

Travis' dance last night was the best of the season so far. I rewatched it like 500 times...amazing.

I think Randi and Evan go home tonight. I forsee Jeanine or Jeanette sneaking up from behind and winning the whole thing. Jeanine was beautiful last night. I really don't even remember the rest of the dances after that one.

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I wouldn't call Weeds a comedy and I don't think the series deserves an Emmy, as the writing the last two season SUCKS. But Parker has been pretty good considering the crap material (even if I hate Nancy). And Collette's really good in US of Tara.

I also bet MJ. Fox gets the Emmy just because.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:28am.
i honestly (and dont hate one me with this) why people like the american version of the office. its just not funny..esp after watching the uk version. ricky gervais is a genius, and where steve carrell is funny (and i do like him) its just not the same.
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I don't find it very funny either. I've only seen a handful of episodes, and some of the jokes were clever. But, for the most part, I think people at my actual office are funnier and more interesting than the characters on that show. However, I have friends who love US Office (and who quote it liberally), so I guess it's just not my kind of humour.

I'm glad to see Dexter getting so many nominations. I doubt he'll win (since the first two seasons were better than the third), but M.C.H. is always wonderful on that show.

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:12pm.
Randi Needs to go home.
The Broadway dude can go with her.

I like Kaila and Melissa(just because nobody else likes her)
as for the Boys, anybody BUT the broadway dude will do.
Jeanine and Jeanette rub me the wrong way , I just don't like them.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Haha Snowy, Brandon DOES remind me of Carlton! I think Kipono is very cute, and is the type of femme that I will go for. Jason isn't the best dancer but I have a weakness for cute Latino guys. Ade is totally hot, and makes everything he does seem really easy. My favorite girl is Kayla, by far. Can't believe they kicked off Caitlin last week. :(

Oh, and True Blood is my favorite show on TV right now. Sooo addictive! I can't believe there are those who watch it and don't like it. I am just waiting from some interracial and interspecies lovin' between Eric and Lafayette. I truly hope it's coming.

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OMG RIcki, I finally have my Mia Micheals soul mate!!!!! WORD!!!!
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Kinda OT-
OMFG Jeanine and Joshua's dance last nite!!!! can't get over it.
the three girls are VERY close to me- Kayla, Jeanette, and Jeanine
Melissa and randi can go home
and the broadway guy can go home. I really like the other four guys too.

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PS Mia Michaels is piggy fucking cunt. I have friends who have danced for her and she is supposedly suuuuuch an arrogant megabitch. Kinda hilarious, since she got into choreographing because she was a shit dancer. Those who can't do, teach. (I won't say she's not talented, because I do begrudgingly enjoy most of her routines...but if she died, I'd throw a party. No lie.)

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My low rent ass dont pay for preium channels cuz I barely watch TV anyway, but I was over my friends house a couple weeks ago and his mess was on DVR so I watched it and its a pretty damned good show. Boston Legal, ive never seen one second of that and would never see one!

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Ricki: Jason's adorable, I like you two as a couple, LOL I think Kapono is the hottest, looks wise

I can't help liking Brandon (Carlton) and sometimes I love Ade. But no crushes this year.

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Wow, I mean, we all know the Emmy's aren't some amazingly prestigious, historic award or anything, but Family Guy? Really? I love the show, but it is nothing more than a string of random pop culture references.

Agree with others, SYTYCD is sooooo much better than the terrible Dancing With The Stars. That be some bullshit. (PS My SYTYCD soulmate Jason better win this season!!!)

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ITA re DWTS vs SYTYCD are you fucking kidding me!?!??!

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:57am.
SYTYCD had better fucking win choreography.

academy awards and DWTS really? against people like Mia Michaels?? don't think so!

I know, It doesn't make fucking sense.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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other than that i hope that Weeds, THe Office, and 30 Rock clean up.

except they're against each other in some categories. i guess i'd have to go with Weeds

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bitchette's picture

SYTYCD had better fucking win choreography.

academy awards and DWTS really? against people like Mia Michaels?? don't think so!

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Madam Pince's picture

MK, I hate to diss your favorite gay cook, but as long as House and Hugh Laurie are nominated, all is fine with me.

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LA's picture

NoAnjil - good to see you!

Aerialgreen's picture

Best reality TV host should be decided right on the spot, live and with a competition of who has biggest genitals among them.

I'm betting on a tie between Heidi Klum and Jeff Probst (but Heidi being a little thicker).

LittleTart's picture

True Blood got skipped because it is a fuckin' trainwreck of a show full of Mary Sues and dumb-toothed hillbilly (not)vampires.

It might star Suki Stackhouse, but it is full of sucky.

That said I loved me some Lafayette.