Thursday, July 16th 2009
Morning Wood
BROW SUFFOCATION: Kim Kardassian needs to be arrested for eyebrow abuse - I'm Not Obsessed
Justin Timberlake wants to skip through RPattz's enchanted unicorn patch - Celebitchy
I co-sign this: Russell Brand dresses like a cross between "Osama Bin Laden and MC Hammer" - Holy Moly!
Miley Cyrus will play a fairy in a movie. So this is how she's going to get Justin Gaston back - Socialite Life
The cover of Life & Style should read: "Photoshop helped me lose 20lbs in four minutes" - ICYDK
It won't be long before Maddie Briann starts asking if she can have a drag after downing a Bud - TMZ
LL Cool J quarantined! - Popwrap
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:55am.
hi, Khensu!.... just wanted to let ya know you're not the only one insomniac enough to be around these parts at this late time!LOL!
OT: really.. couldn't... give.. a... shit...
but if i have a shit worthy, i'll give it... i'm giving like that!
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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."
Why don't all these little hosebags quit pretending to be "goth"? They know goth, like how they know their gaping assholes from a hole in the fucking ground.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Kim is beyond stupid , so is Kourtney.
go away ugly whores.
I thought that was Cher!
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
In that picture, Kim reminds me of Lily from the movie Legend when she was transformed into the weird, waltzing black evening grown goth princess, uh....thing, lol...although I'm pretty sure Lily had chola brows in that incarnation.
Why is she still alive?? Life is so unfair..
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
I thought I was looking at Marilyn Manson there for a New york minute!
Kim Kardashian should stop trying to do face shots and accept that her greatest "talent" is showing off her t&a and getting showered in Ray J piss. So sick of this whore. She copied Paris Hilton by selling and getting famous off a sex tape. How much of an unoriginal whore do you have to be to copy Wonky? Even Lindsay hasn't stooped so low.
Hubby recently went to China on a business trip. Upon landing, 6 people in hazmat suits boarded the plane and started taking every passengers temperature. No one was allowed to disembark until the entire plane was checked and cleared. If anyone had a fever, the entire plane would have been quarantined.
"Sinister"???? Please...
Kim Kardassian looks like a fucking idiot.
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Twilight is still relevant? The lipstick is nice, but not on a pale face w.no brows. Not a good look for her, and I like the curls instead of that straight bore she has all the time just laying on her head.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:30pm.
I like this comment about Brand from the Holy Moly site:
Boffer says...
I would literally never get bored of stabbing him in the face with an iron spike, the talentless, unfunny cunt.
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HAHAHA! So true.
I like this comment about Brand from the Holy Moly site:
Boffer says...
I would literally never get bored of stabbing him in the face with an iron spike, the talentless, unfunny cunt.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
wow kim you're so "goth"...just like the twilight series is so "good".....
fuck off...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Trini - well said! I don't get the interest people have in him. He seems like a whiney little pussy and dresses like a retarded tranny. And I totally agree about the Lady GaGa comparison.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:45am.
Is Kim Kardashian proud of the fact that she has nothing better to do with her life than play dress up?
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Obviously.
Oh and I am butting in on the HSTOM contest- I was very shocked by the fact that it is tied, because it was not that way yesterday! What the hell happened over night?
That looks like Sarah Brightman, Andrew Lloyd Webber's ex -wife, not Kim K!
OMG I can't stand Russel Brand. What an unfunny, arrogant, stupid shit. He's the male equivalent to Lady CaCa.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:38am.
Bahahahaha!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Is Kim Kardashian proud of the fact that she has nothing better to do with her life than play dress up?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
The film has Miley playing Laurel, a 15-year-old girl who lives a sheltered life in a small town. When she begins to attend a large high school, she realizes she's not like other kids her age when she grows a pair of wings and finds out she's A MAXI-PAD!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:19am.
And there has been some major fuckery afoot with the HSOTM contest!
I know! What the hell? I went to bed last night and Strawberry Hill had a good lead, and now all of a sudden it's practically tied. Grrrrrrrr!
i thought that was Cher for a minute!
eta- and so did ya'll apparently :) i didn't read first
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Kim K. with any look = FAIL.
Khloe K. is a complete oger. I cannot figure out why in the hell their 15 minutes has lasted so fucking long!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Mmmmm. LL.
PS Justin Timberlake is SUCH a huge douche. From his dumb SNL-skits-turned-Internet-video-phenomenons to his apparent delusion that he is an actor to the multiple incidences of him documented being a dick, that guy is a Grade-A Megadouche. I don't really see him having a huge career for too much longer, either. Skinny, rat-faced white boy thinks he's the shit now, but let's see who still cares in 5 years. Probably only Cameron Diaz.
I was at the All Star Game, but alas, didn't see LL Cool J :( I just want to touch his abs at least once before I die, and I'm normally not an abs girl!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She looks like fucking Cher in that photo.'
Sometimes I think KK is absolutely gorgeous and other times she always looks so overdone and like she's already had several facelifts.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:30am.
Oh no JT you lost an acting job to a real actor! Stop your whining bitch boy and be the song and dance boy you are! Dance bitch boy dance!
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That's what Jessica says every night! BAHAHA!
Honestly, I didn't notice the missing eyebrows until I read the blurb.
I was trying to figure out how the makeup artist made her eyes look that curvy and six inches across.
Oprah's makeup dude does that too. Like the inside corners of her eyes are going to meet up on top of the bridge of her nose.
@Stoney:
Quween is, as of this moment, neck-and-neck with the bottle of Strawberry Hill, while the Prostitution Slut has been left in the dust like Ralph Nader. It's getting so's only Florida can break this deadlock.
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Bottom-feeder.
THAT is not Kim Kardasiawhatever! That looks nothing like her to me...
Ok, I want to find the little cocksucker who obviously convinced this twat that anything she says or does means anything to anyone!! Alright, who the fuck did this shit?? Who in hell gives a shit about this monkey anyway?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
khloe may or may not have lost 20 lbs but there is no way that bitch was only a size 10 at her heaviest.
http://www.celebritybeautybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/khloe-kard...
size 14 at least!
oh, and her pic is waaaay photoshopped.
Oh Khloe Kardassian. Sorry hon, but losing 20 pounds in a month = gaining 15-20 pounds a month later. Aside from being too much loss to be truly healthy, it's definitely enough that her body will prolly go into "I think I'm starving" mode and bring her metabolism to a complete stop. That's assuming she even lost 20 pounds to begin with. Dumb bitch (which pains me to say, since she is my favorite Kardassian).
Oh no JT you lost an acting job to a real actor! Stop your whining bitch boy and be the song and dance boy you are! Dance bitch boy dance!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Why is she trying to look all Cher like?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:24am.
BTW the photographer needs to clean the camera lense.
I see grease reflection on the left.
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I wouldn't blame the photographer, Mother. Kim just EMITS deh grease.
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Bottom-feeder.
I don't care how much weight Khloe loses, she'll always be fugly.
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
BTW the photographer needs to clean the camera lense.
I see grease reflection on the left.
If that's on purpose, bad idea, it looks crap.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:19am.
And there has been some major fuckery afoot with the HSOTM contest
YES!!! There are definite shenanigans going on with HSOTM. For 2 days now.
OMG she looks gorgeous!
Then again, I am goth AND I have a gayelle crush on her anyway, so I'm biased.
Stoney,
Yeah there is. I have been allowed to vote six times now.
All the kardashians need to bbe shot.
Wouldn't have been nice if OJ was found guilty the first time around and he went on a Rage Rampage and kill ALL the kardashians!
A girl can dream can't she?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:20am.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 11:15am.
Chloe looks ...healthy in the face. Jussayin'
--------------- During the 45 min. shoot they had to shave her 3 times!
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Tehehehe....good one :)
I seriously thought the above pic was from a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race.
Uh oh, slut got MAACO'ed
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Rapid and extreme weightloss corrects itself by rapid and extreme weightgain. I thought people were hip to this shit by now.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Kim = Rocky Horror Picture Show
Kim took herself from talentless bitch to talentless bitch without eyebrows.