Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Of course everyone is excited to discover who will get an Emmy nod later today. What is far more interesting, though, are the preparations being made for one potential non-nominee. Her staff is gearing up for the worst. They have removed all breakables from the vicinity, and have a bottle of valium at the ready. They have also instructed all non-essential staff to check the nominations before coming in to work so they will know whether they should wear regular work attire or riot gear. (Blind Gossip)
The Emmy nominations are in! If you're a smoker in the Los Angeles-area, don't look so shocked when you go to buy a pack and are told that some crazy blonde bitch ate their entire stock this morning. Just to make it official, my guess is Katherine Heeeeeeeeeiiiggggl?
Which now-married (but then-engaged) starlet hooked up with her geeky dreamboat of a co-star on the set of their film? Wisely, they frolicked in a soundproof room. (Gatecrasher)
ScarJo and The Mac Dude?
Which star has been going on four-hour binges scoffing doughnuts and deep fried food after splitting up from her boyfriend? And she always carries a doggy bag. (3am Girls)
Papa Joe should've bought stock in Hostess the day Jessica and Tony Romo broke up. That's my guess.
Which heiress and sometimes TV star has been taking pregnant horse urine injections to lose weight? The radical diet that can only be found in Europe also asks that you keep it under 500 calories each day while taking the injections. Nope, Not Paris Hilton. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
I'm going blank, but SJP is probably pissed that she didn't know about this diet when she was pregnant. She could've made a killing!
Photos of which current celeb-magazine-hate-figure are circulating showing her on a night out, with the spunk of a reality show contestant over her clothes? (Popbitch)
Wonky? Because I'm sure she has someone's spunk on her clothes at all times.
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CAN YOU CREATE A CHAT ROOM FOR ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WHO POST EVERY MINUTE TALKING TO EACH OTHER?
I'M SO SICK OF HAVING TO SCROLL DOWN WHEN I JUST WANT TO READ THE COMMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLE THAT RELATE TO THE STORIES YOU POST. MAN ALIVE
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The piss diet isn't only found in EU. I know of several people who have done it in AZ. The story is that it makes you not hungry and has some kind of hormone that makes the weight come off quicker. Like 2 pounds a day. Personally, it is Bullshit and expensive... $600 per 45 days.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
annobanano:
Hey dumbass, if you are eating less than 500 calories a day, you will lose weight WITHOUT horse piss.
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Seriously! Under 500 calories a day is a starvation diet! Though I imagine the horse piss would be a refreshing treat.
Oooo, where can I get horse piss? I really need to lose weight *LOL*
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Oh Gawker's has it that it's Ivanka Trump on the horse urine shit
oh my god, the last one, i want to know so badly who it is! and that diet is so ridiculous
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Guess bitch didn't inherit any brains if she's willing to inject horse piss. Ick! That's some voodoo witchdoctor shit.
Gonna say the heiress is probably that ogre Tori Spelling.
Could the last one be Heidi Montag and her douchey husband?
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"Two faces you have. Two faces, keep one in your bag. Well, I'm biding my time like a cellar of wine but with two faces you'll never be true".
You could be right, but I considered beverly hills 90210 to be an honest to goodness hit which qualified its lead actors as stars--though I never watched a single episode myself.
To me, simple life, was not a star creator, but like I said, you could be fight...
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:00pm.
I don't know about "star", but she was on "The Simple Life", lest we forget that television masterpiece.
Kim Kardashian?
omigod who the fuck would inject piss,PISS into their own body. exercise you lazy fucks.
Hey dumbass, if you are eating less than 500 calories a day, you will lose weight WITHOUT horse piss.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus for the horse piss. (Elaine from Seinfeld, also has that sticom going I can't remember the name of). Her father is one of the richest men in the world to the tune of 3 billion dollars.
Justin Long is a geeky dreamboat? UGH.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:46pm.
I was thinking the same thing. Only heiress I know of in hollywood who is a on and off tv star. Paris is heiress but who careiss?--no tv star on her resume.
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I don't know about "star", but she was on "The Simple Life", lest we forget that television masterpiece. Doesn't she also have some bullshit "be my best friend/herpes fest" show on now, too?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'm not sure she's that far away from being able to make pregnant mare urine herself...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:58pm.
And seriously, DRINKING horse urine couldn't make her less attractive.
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Thanks for the refresher!
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Submitted by michaelkwuvsme on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:54pm.
P.T, she is the girl that introduced Lilo to the pussay eating ways, and then she dated Tila Tequila and she's been to the required rehab stint, slightly fug...
The non-nominee HAS to be Tyra. That bitch will cut you!
I don't think the first one is Heigl......she doesn not have a "staff". Yes, it sounds as though it is her minus the "staff".
BAAAAAAAAAD kitty!!!!!!!
Side note:
I have moles in my yard and I heard you can get rid of them using fox/coyote urine. So, I Google "moles urine" to do some research. Well, wasn't I in for a pleasant surprise to learn that there are people injecting their own urine into the moles on their skin to get rid of them!! That is some crazy shit.
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:08pm.
Riddle me this: if you are only consuming 500 calories a day, why do you need the horse piss?
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The other choice is drinking Gatorade.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
#4 is Tori Spelling. She was left out of the will? Maybe, but don't think for a second she doesn't have a trust fund that would set most of us for 3 lifetimes of fine living.
Don't forget Trump's daughter. I wouldn't call her a star but she is an heiress on tv.
Riddle me this: if you are only consuming 500 calories a day, why do you need the horse piss?
She is such a piece of work, seriously, there is no saving that face
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:46pm.
I was thinking the same thing. Only heiress I know of in hollywood who is a on and off tv star. Paris is heiress but who careiss?--no tv star on her resume.
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:15pm.
Heiress - I'm thinking Tori Spelling, she did get some money and she's getting super skinny lately.
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And seriously, DRINKING horse urine couldn't make her less attractive.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
michaelkwuvsme LOL I know, all that $ and still so tragically fug!
really???!! I never knew she was Lilo's first muff!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Snowpiece, that is her!! So smug to be so fug
P.T, she is the girl that introduced Lilo to the pussay eating ways, and then she dated Tila Tequila and she's been to the required rehab stint, slightly fug...
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:52pm.
We all know that... after we get over it.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
The heiress might be Lydia Hearst! She was on Gossip Girl
Ah, come on. Nobody is worthy enough to shred yourself to pieces like that, crying your eyes out, drinking yourself stupid or eating until you burst yourself off... not to mention the drugs. Shit happens.
Edit: I think the safest way is to cry.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
OMG is that the fug ass Ney Ney who was effing Tila Tequila and coined the infamous phrase "GOOGLE ME YOU DUMB FUCK"???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:44pm.
I will survive makes everything Better EVERY TIME.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Ok, I have heard of this heiress, but didn't know her name. Wasn't she doing the gayelle with some b-lister?
Submitted by michaelkwuvsme on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:39pm.
My guess for the horse urine is Courtenay Semal (the daughter of Yahoo's Founder/CEO)...
I was thinking the same thing. Only heiress I know of in hollywood who is a on and off tv star. Paris is heiress but who careiss?--no tv star on her resume.
Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:15pm.
Heiress - I'm thinking Tori Spelling, she did get some money and she's getting super skinny lately.
I know it wasn't Kim Kardashian, she only wears the urine.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is an heiress, actually. And she's been doing those Healthy Choice commercials...
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:10pm.
After a break up, I cry myslef to sleep for a couple of days until I can't handle the headaches anymore, I write, I get drunk by myself and I listen to Back to Black and torn by Natalie Imbruglia for a while... and then I switch to I will survive by GG and everything gets better.
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Is this real life?
My guess for the horse urine is Courtenay Semal (the daughter of Yahoo's Founder/CEO) which makes her an heiress, and a sometime TV star because she was on the E! show Cattle ranch about rich spoiled kids, and she needs to lose weight cause she's got the coke bloat/party girl chub going on....
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The Heiress with the horse pee is Britney Gastineou?
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
What the fuck??!!!. Injected pregnant horse URINE to lose weight?. Fuck it, people are so mother fucking stupid and brainless and idiot and.. what the fuck. Why is it so hard for some just to eat right and move their fucking masses?. It's not that hard, it's cheaper and healthier.
Really? fucking urine?.
Um.. my guess for the stupid bulimic is Jessica Simpson?. She seems the type to eat and throw up her sorrows away.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
That picture is hysterical. LMAO
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
The donut eater is Anniston
and the horse pee is Kim Kardashian although I am not sure she's an heiress. Maybe a hairyass but not an heiress.
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Prostitution whore!!
Submitted by Stoney
It's just the food variety I don't like. Menz nuts are ok!!
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Ok, that's for the clarification. I'll remove your name from the reprogramming list.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:29pm.
I must have been on my smoke break, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It's just the food variety I don't like. Menz nuts are ok!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney
I don't like nuts! Ew!
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That's not what it says on the Dlisted men's room wall. Oh, and I tried calling that number below it and I keep getting Pizza Hut. What's up with that?
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:26pm.
I don't like nuts! Ew!
Uh oh, is Stocky aware he won't be getting lucky at prom?
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:26pm.
wait.. balls or peanuts? I'm confuzzled..
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Submitted by MJF on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:18pm.
YUP! I am there with you 100% I still replace smoking with food- stress, boredom, etc..
Smoking was my 15minute escape... now food is. Anyone know a good way to overcome this side effect?
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