Thursday, July 16th 2009
ScarJo As The Black Widow
Loki's soulmate, Robert Downey Jr. and ScarJo are all on the cover of the latest Entertainment Weekly as their Iron Man characters. While I appreciate seeing RDJ's plastic red mango crotch and Mickey's always-precious chilaquiles face, I am not amused by ScarJo.
It looks like she has Carrot Top's luscious dick bush on her head. They should've just wrapped Carrot Top's peen in black leather and had it play the Black Widow. It would probably do a better Russian accent than ScarJo too. OH FUCK, her Russian accent is going to make the entire city of Moscow weep for a thousand years. They are barely getting over Harrison Ford's butchery in K-19: Widowmaker.
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I'm not liking Scarlett's hair at all. I would of preferred Emily Blunt, or anyone else. She better not stink up the movie. That said, I love me some RDJ :-)
I can't imagine Scarlett Johannsen as a villain. I think she was supposed to be a bitchy character in "He's Just Not That Into You", but I didn't really feel compelled to root against her. I didn't feel inspired to like her, either...but that's not my point. From what I saw, she fails at being an antagonist, and her personality type just isn't campy enough for a this type of role, particularly.
She's pretty, but I don't get where everyone's coming from saying that she's very curvy. She's average-sized with big boobs. I don't really have much of an issue with her as a sex symbol, though, because she's not like a softcore porn star. When she does go nude, it looks natural and tasteful, and she hasn't flaunted her sex life to the world yet. She's okay with me.
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I just want to say that I LOVE RDJ!!! that's all.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:35pm.
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i was ok to deal with fishstix and i dont have anything against mickey, but scarjo is such an insufferable douche...*sigh*...nevermind...
monica belluci (yes im a terrible speller) would have been a better choice ...
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WoW, that's "ScarJo" I didn't even recognize her... I thought it was that 24 chick.
Oh man. I might have to actually watch the first Iron Man.
Yeah, I am one of those who didn't.
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Is that Micky Rourke(on the right) or some random black dude??
Is ScarJo the *only* working actress in Creation who could be given this role? She mumbled her way through "Lost In Translation" and was literally blown off of the screen by Anna Faris in a couple of scenes. She will be outshone by RDJ and everyone else in this. Trust.
By the way, why not use some of the under-used European born talented actresses who can actually pull off an Eastern European accent? How about Mila Kunis? Franka Potente? Audrey Tatou? Monica Bellucci?
Am I the only 1 disturbed by mickey rourke looking like he's starring in the sequel of cool runnings?
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why not cast someone from the region with a Slavic accent for the role? Mila is stunning, can totally do badass chick, and gasp...is from the Ukraine. Or Olga (Camille from Quantum of Solace) would have been better. Fuck, I could at least do the accent correctly, and lord knows I can't act any worse...
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wow, their outfits are, uh, interesting, scarlet looks beautiful as always tho!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:21pm.
Scarlett was great in "Girl With A Pearl Earring
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Prolly cuz she barely spoke in that film.
the only thing going on for scarjo is her lips.people go bananas when they see a white girl with full lips.
ScarJoe is a fucking douche bag with the IQ of a head of fucking lettuce.
Fishsticks, ScarJo, and Hatchet Face...it's the trifecta of fuckery.
Oh c'mon MK, no need to be so catty. Scarlett looks nothing like Carrot Top...and I'm actually digging the red hair. Meh, what can I say? Always liked the girl.
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I'll have you know my hair looks VERY similar to that and I get a good many compliments on it ;) LOL! S
that is totally the busted red horsehair
wig of elyse from american top model #10
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Ugh. Not buying it, sorry ScarJo. Rabble and tripe...all of it. :P Oh, and she looks like a wonky eyed trout in the second photo.
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now if we can only get fishy GP off the film!
she really ruins it for me-so uppity
Sex sells. I guess that's why ScarJo is in the movie.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:02pm.
OMG! I was just going to write that until I saw your post!
Yes! She does have a weird wonk to her eyes. WTF?
Her boobs aren't showing and her body is nothing to write home about. That plus the hair = fail. Jessica Beil can't do accents for shit but she would probably look better in all that spandex.
has anyone else noticed that there is something wrong with her eyes like they are going off in two different directions
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She's doesn't look like Black Widow at all. This is going to suck balls.
Loki's soulmate is looking ... not bad.
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I don't care much for ScarJo, I'm so over her "I'm so sexy, everybody wants me" look. But the first Iron Man was awesome and I'm looking forward to seeing that sexy beast Robert Downey jr again.
didn't see the first one not gonna even bother seeing the second one.I'm so over these comic book movies.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:33pm.
ScarJo outgooped her.
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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:33pm
i doubt that, she apparently got the back cover to herself
I can't believe Gwyneth didn't make the cover. She must be seething.
Not feeling the hair.
She comes from the same school of sleepwalk acting as Kristen Stewart. this is gonna suck balls.
Momus- Exactly, it's like anything in Europe means they have a british accent, or else that's the only accent people can do!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally:
She should get a marketing person on her case. She needs to find a niche and stay there.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's got the same weave as that busted mess Elyse from American Next Top Model #10 ... remmemer that Russian bitch that got stuck with the red horsehair wig and she started crying!
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Oh! She's supposed to be a bad-ass villain?. Quite honestly, I thought she was going to be the usual brainless, vain, shallow, stupid "hot"-looking sidekick for Iron Man. My bad. She just can't pull it off. The best kick-ass comic chick ever is and always will be Aeon Flux.
I agree with whoever proposed Milla Jovovich as this Black Widow character. Not because she's a great actress but because at least she has much more experience with comic-action movie roles.
And who the fuck is Hatchet Face playing? Some sort of high-tech version of the Swamp Monster?.
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Well nothing can be worse than Brad Pitt's southern accent in that movie he has coming out. Epic fail!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:24pm.
Isn't she too young to play anything with the word 'widow' in it....? :P
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I suddenly fear for Ryan Reynolds. Then again, he's The Green Lantern. And Deadpool. And he did survive Alanis.
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Lol! Awww. I think Alanis is cute. More appealing than trout-eyed Scarjo anyway.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:58pm.
lol EXACTLY.
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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 1:00pm.
Have you noticed that most folks have a British accent in movies about ancient Rome.
Spartacus, Cleopatra, etc.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Scarlett was great in "Girl With A Pearl Earring", and in some other stuff....I don't see her as this character though."
I agree.
I can think of other movies I liked her in, too. "Lost In Translation" and her Woody Allen stuff for the most part.
She should get a marketing person on her case. She needs to find a niche and stay there.
Did they dig those costumes out of the "Battlefield Earth" dumpster?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:58pm.
If I want to see tits, I'd much rather pay to see an actress like Asia Argento. She's beautiful, charismatic, talented and gets butt-naked in 99% of her movies (and has great tits). That's why I don't get this obsession with these bland Hollyweird starlets. That bitch Johansson isn't even that pretty and won't show her best assets! Why bother with her?
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That's why I'm boycotting her movies until then.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 12:58pm.
If I want to see tits, I'd much rather pay to see an actress like Asia Argento. She's beautiful, charismatic, talented and gets butt-naked in 99% of her movies (and has great tits). That's why I don't get this obsession with these bland Hollyweird starlets. That bitch Johansson isn't even that pretty and won't show her best assets! Why bother with her?
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I agree, i don't think she's that hot at all..actually less now then before. She's just annoying.
i always notice that, in american movies a lot, if people are supposed to be french or german or italian, they often have english accents... can't think of any off the top of my head, but i think marie antoinette and definitely others, Casanova....
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Is ScarJo's accent any worse than Sienna Miller's accent as The Baroness in the live-action G.I. Joe movie?
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