More Than A Teef Problem
Earlier today, I wrote some crap about how Mischa Barton was taken to the hospital by the police last night, because she needed oral surgery on her wisdom teeth. Well, apparently that's not what really happened. Access Hollywood says that Mischa glided over the cuckoo's nest last night and the police were called to wheel her in.
A source claims Mischa is now at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center under a 5150 hold (aka The Cheeto Code). Authorities can place a person on a 5150 when they believe they might hurt themselves or others, or have the crazies in a serious way. Cedars can hold Mischa for 72 hours.
You know, let's just blame all of this on Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. I mean, Mischa did suck on that for a while and that'll flip anybody's switch.
Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 8:46am.
Speaking of "Greasy Bear"...........WTH is he? We have not seen a pic or heard anything about him in a while! Did he give up his ho ways?
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He is a cashless douche, and is no doubt making good use of his ho ways to stay on the scene....but no one wants to see pics of that.
As for Mischa.......one word. METHAMPHETAMINE.
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mischa barton is a pretty girl, hope she gets better
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That is one spectularly ugly bitch! On her best day she looks like she should be working the jewelry counter at K-Mart. Today, K-Mart wouldn't hire her because she is just too fucking ugly and management would be afraid she would run off all the illegals shopping for $25 wedding bands.
That is straight up meth face!!
I hope this is the end of her on my magazine stands!
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That bitch is hungry-force feed her a sandwich and she will be ok.
Speaking of "Greasy Bear"...........WTH is he? We have not seen a pic or heard anything about him in a while! Did he give up his ho ways?
This girl is a classic case of one who had it all going for her & she makes horrible decisions that probably will ultimately cost her her life. I agree, why don't these girls who can't seem to handle fame & celebrity, just get out & go live a "normal" life? I would think that has got to be better than slowly killing yourself.
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Submitted by william97 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:31am.
DIE DIE DIE DIE
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She looks really anorexic in this picture. Shame and her career was just starting to pick up again.
She was currently being cast in an Ashton Kutcher produced show about modelling.
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Same glasses as Zellweger below, hehehe.
Misha looks downright awful on this pic. Yikes!
i have a feeling that she's gona lose all her Cigarettes to Jack, and be "forced" to earn smokes from "Martini" to make it through
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UCLA has a very large psych ward, but I have heard that Gucci General *cedar sinai* has a detox program and is more drug/alcohol dual diagnosis oriented. Poor thing, the premier of her movie is this week, what a bummer. I know she's not well liked but I feel very sorry for her right now.
I thought that was Johnny Depp's wife at first. http://video.mytaratata.com/video/iLyROoaftHM6.html
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
I sometimes get so caught up in the sheer poetry of these postings that I forget to take in the human tragedy that lies underneath. What's wrong with all these girls (MB, BS, Lohan, etc.)? Wouldn't it be far better for them to find regular jobs and live the rest of their lives in relative obscurity? Being in the limelight obviously doesn't make them all that happy.
Maybe it is just a bad angle???
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:31pm.
I still want Kim K to die first, then this bitch, then Hohan, thankyouverymuch.
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She can be our new Cheeto queen!
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o mlast week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there. wow!!
It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " biguklove . c O m " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there.
Here it is
"Which TV actress has a new boyfriend with a temper? Her hipster beau is known for smacking around girls if they don’t put out. Luckily for him, she does."
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She is doomed, judging from this picture...Where is your Mother/Father/sister/brother or whoever to drag your skinny, meth-induced corpse to the rehab, ya dumb drugged-out loosah! Have you not learned anything in life at the ripe old age of 22? Save yourself, Mischa!
check out the mugshot from Feb. 2008. It can only get worse.
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/12/mischa-barton-mug-s...
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I don't think I've seen a better example of hollywood meth face than mischa barton's. Even lilo doesn't come close to this mess.
I remember there was a blind item on here when she was dating Luke from the Kooks that seemed to ring true about them, saying he had some abusive tendencies. Being in an abusive relationship can really fuck you up, even if it's only for a little while. That + drugs = definite meltdown.
Not a fan, but get better. Mental Health problems are no fun and there's such a stigma with them that it can be hard to get help.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I still want Kim K to die first, then this bitch, then Hohan, thankyouverymuch.
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Submitted by toni on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:45pm.
She was a very beautiful young woman when I first saw her, wtf happened, she looks so bad. I feel bad for her, she isnt a lying whore like Lohan or Reid, I can give her a little tea and sympathy, but no crack!
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Yes she was. Sarcasm aside, I thought she was classically beautiful. There were several pap pics back then with awful lighting where her skin was luminous, and stunning, despite the trying-too-hard wardrobe she threw on. It's like she was trying to be the Sienna Miller of the US.
Her front teeth looked pretty jacked.
Maybe the story was about wisdom teeth, but look at the front ones in that picture! Look like Meth teeth to me!
WOW she's gone to shit in no time. Just a couple of years ago she was so perky and smug and all about how hard it was to be beautiful and pissing her great start in the business away. My heart weeps.
what the hell happened to her teefs? yish
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:50pm.
Oh good lord, in 2 months she'll do an interview and say she was dopey from the pain meds from her teef and didn't know what she was doing and either took more meds or different meds and it caused it.
Blah blah blah.
Keep the idiot locked up. Can America vote on this?
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Mark one and send back.
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72 hours. I don't want to pay for this broke-assed has-been wannbe's care forever.
Hmmmmm...Momus makes a VERY good point....
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 4:50pm.
Oh good lord, in 2 months she'll do an interview and say she was dopey from the pain meds from her teef and didn't know what she was doing and either took more meds or different meds and it caused it.
Blah blah blah.
Keep the idiot locked up. Can America vote on this?
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Mark one and send back.
I've checked the "Forever" and am sending it back.
So tired of fucktards.
How about Ewwww...
Look Mushy,
get your shit together! WTF are you doing to yourself?
If you're gonna be in the Hollywierd Business, you need to have the backbone to endure the shit we talk about you.
What you need to do is trade in that GAWD AWFUL SKELETOR Face of yours For those COTTAGE CHEESE THIGHS you once had!
So what if you had a thick body.... MARILYN MONROE was a FATTY and LOOK how SEXY THAT BITCH WAS for BEING SIZE 14!!!!!!
GO SMOKE A FEW BOWLS AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Do some Indy movies... and I agree you will always have a job at LIFETIME
FUCK IT... money is money!!!! WHO gives a shit if you think its a downgrade.
ARGHHHH.... stupid puta
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:21pm.
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HEAVEN ON DLISTED EARF!
Wait, they gonna be PURPLE DRANK, and some of my MARY JANE...no?
Oh, and we needs some Domino's Pizza, Jumbo sized bag of Jolly Ranchers, Hot Pockets, a couple of Lean Cuisines (cuz I'm dietin' and all), a Sarah Lee Strawberry Cheesecake, 17 Chalupas from Taco Bell, 8 King sized Snickers, 31 SuperSized McD's frenchie fry...wif a McRib on da side....
You writin' this down, right?
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:49pm.
Lifetime movies is like CottonCandy to a tiger brain....GIMME MORE!!!! Mushy, score you a 'woman done WRAWNG' on Lifetime role...I'll watch that shit....My brain will rot, but I'll watch that shit....
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LOL! I think they're everyone's guilty pleasure, seriously.
When I win the lotto, I'll invite all you hors over for the holidays. We'll have some boone hills farm wine, latkes (catnips for Tiger tho', 'course) and watch Lifetime movies...
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HEAVEN ON DLISTED EARF!
Wait, they gonna be PURPLE DRANK, and some of my MARY JANE...no?
Oh, and we needs some Domino's Pizza, Jumbo sized bag of Jolly Ranchers, Hot Pockets, a couple of Lean Cuisines (cuz I'm dietin' and all), a Sarah Lee Strawberry Cheesecake, 17 Chalupas from Taco Bell, 8 King sized Snickers, 31 SuperSized McD's frenchie fry...wif a McRib on da side....
You writin' this down, right?
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Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:31pm.
Maybe she brushes her teefs with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu0W1UNplKY
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5150 for Mushead means her meth dealer quit accepting IOU's.
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Ugh! Whenever I see this skank I have just one thought: "Die cunt"!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:49pm.
Lifetime movies is like CottonCandy to a tiger brain....GIMME MORE!!!! Mushy, score you a 'woman done WRAWNG' on Lifetime role...I'll watch that shit....My brain will rot, but I'll watch that shit....
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LOL! I think they're everyone's guilty pleasure, seriously.
When I win the lotto, I'll invite all you hors over for the holidays. We'll have some boone hills farm wine, latkes (catnips for Tiger tho', 'course) and watch Lifetime movies...
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:31pm.
Maybe she brushes her teefs with this:
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HAHAHAHA! I remember this skit. Awwww, I miss Phil Hartman.
Wow! A toothache CAN drive you crazy!
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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:41pm.
But bitch need to get it together...She's had opportunities none of the rest of us ho's could ever dream of. If she continues to shit them away, how is anyone just tryna scrape by in this economy supposed to shed a tear for her?
Suffering is suffering, and I don't like to see suffering, but CHRIST ON A CRACKER! I don't like to see a bitch shit on a silver platter either when the rest of us is shittin' in a dirt hole....
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Hah! Aye~
Mischa also gives me the impression that if she somehow managed to become a successful actress, win awards and grab a hot dude she would be insufferable.
One of those people who make you pretty annoyed to see succeed, because bitch's ego would get even larger.
Best case scenario for her in mind mind is: rehab, get a few okay roles on tv, but nothing major, just enough to build a somewhat respectable career and retire making lifetime movies.
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Lifetime movies is like CottonCandy to a tiger brain....GIMME MORE!!!! Mushy, score you a 'woman done WRAWNG' on Lifetime role...I'll watch that shit....My brain will rot, but I'll watch that shit....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:41pm.
But bitch need to get it together...She's had opportunities none of the rest of us ho's could ever dream of. If she continues to shit them away, how is anyone just tryna scrape by in this economy supposed to shed a tear for her?
Suffering is suffering, and I don't like to see suffering, but CHRIST ON A CRACKER! I don't like to see a bitch shit on a silver platter either when the rest of us is shittin' in a dirt hole....
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Hah! Aye~
Mischa also gives me the impression that if she somehow managed to become a successful actress, win awards and grab a hot dude she would be insufferable.
One of those people who make you pretty annoyed to see succeed, because bitch's ego would get even larger.
Best case scenario for her in mind mind is: rehab, get a few okay roles on tv, but nothing major, just enough to build a somewhat respectable career and retire making lifetime movies.
She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .