Thursday, July 16th 2009
Wha?! The New Marilyn?!
SANTO DIOS! Were the bitches at Vogue España sniffing a little "Blohan Special" while they put this cover together and proclaimed her as the nueva Marilyn Monroe?! More like NEVAH Marilyn. Zing?
You can't just throw a kitchen blonde wig on and go skipping around singing that you're the new Marilyn. Trust me, I learned the hard way a few Halloweens back when some mean ass tranny threw a Long Island Iced Tea at me for doing just that. Someone needs to throw a fucking Long Island Iced Tea at this trick! Bitches need to stop trying to make "HoHan as Marilyn Monroe" happen. Let's not do Marilyn like that.
HoHan looks more like Vadge after getting stretched ala Gumby and run through the Photoshop grinder a few times.
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Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:18pm.
She looks more like the New Ann Margaret.
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No way, Ann Margaret had funbags that could poke an eye out as well as hips and a little waist. Lindsay is freaking gross.
This chick is an irrelevant piece of white trash. What the hell is she still getting publicity for?
Marylin was sexy, Lindsay is the opposite of sexy. Those nasty scrawny, speckled Chicken legs and body of Lindsay make me limp.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:03pm.
Britney DOES resemble Marilyn, weirdly enough. Like, more than any other star out there...
Get thee to an eye doctor immediately.
Fuck her and Marilyn!
Oh no, honey, I don't think so! There's only one Marilyn period! She had curves and was all woman!
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I can't for the life of me understand why and how this twat keeps getting press and photo shoots. At least Tara Reid has some fucked up plastic surgery that she gets mileage out of - but Lindsay? WTF?
I recommend you a nice milionaire dating place __C lassymingle C om__. Whenever I chat with my friends there I feel really relaxed and happy. They are easygoing and honest. Hope you can find more nice rich friends there. Good luck to you.
the recession must have hit Vogue hard.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
G'night, cadebra!
Think I'm also heading out. I just woke up myself by snoring so loud on my keyboard. That's my queue to finally head to bed, before I wake up tomorrow with horrible neck pain.
Oh and yes, Stoli>Smirnoff for true.
There will never be another Marilyn! Especially not this skank!!
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Goodnight, cadebra:)
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You guys just know I had to chime in on this once I saw it.
PURE FUCKERY. Someone has their head up this cokehead's ass. Miss Monroe is turning in her grave while thinking "oh fuck no" at this whole bullshit.
That is all. Carry on. :)
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Submitted by Chatham on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:25pm.
Lindsay, honey, the seam of the stockings goes in BACK, not the front of the leg.
LOL! Thank you! I guess when there's no more meat in the back of the legs than the front, it's hard to tell.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Alright kids, I must go to bed soon, it's been a long day. Thanks for the good times, I appreciate it more than you know. Miss Thang, it's been a pleasure, hope to see you soon & you made my day! God Bless :)
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lol cadebra, yea his body moves so yummy in that one
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The first thing I heard of MJ's passing was "HELL NO, How the FUCK did Joe outlive him???!!!"
It just ain't right, folks...
It really feels like the most unjust ending to an amazing yet tragic life...
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Miss Thang - Come Together! I think I just came somewhere, lol! Thank you very much, I shall save this one to my favorites, wooohooo!!
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For all my opinionated views on MJ, before he fucked his face with plastic surgery he was a good-looking kid. But I thought that with the nose he was born with. It's a shame the Jackson's fucked with their noses. Janet and LaToya look so ridiculous. It seems to worsen with age.
For all my opinionated views on MJ, before he fucked his face with plastic surgery he was a good-looking kid. But I thought that with the nose he was born with. It's a shame the Jackson's fucked with their noses. Janet and LaToya look so ridiculous. It seems to worsen with age.
For all my opinionated views on MJ, before he fucked his face with plastic surgery he was a good-looking kid. But I thought that with the nose he was born with. It's a shame the Jackson's fucked with their noses. Janet and LaToya look so ridiculous. It seems to worsen with age.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:16pm.
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If ever there was a pimp, Papa Joe fits the bill perfectly....and unfortunately for MJ & his Brothers. There's a special place in Hades for Papa Joe. s.o.b.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:18pm.
I shall check out your clip momentarily. Glad you enjoyed mine! Yes MJ was the hotness as a youngster.... Check you soon, Miss Thang!
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Lindsay, honey, the seam of the stockings goes in BACK, not the front of the leg.
Basura! This is some booty ass bullshit! What fucking dick bag that works at Vogue ESPANA pulled this shit out of their uneducated ass?! Blohan can think that she is Marilyn all she wants, but this bitch will never have the millions of adoring fans that Marilyn had, and still has. Thats what MADE Marilyn as amazing as she was. Underneath all her problems, she was a GOOD PERSON who appreciated what she had. This bitch is an ungrateful, untalented, trashy, pathetic, weak waste of life. Im so over all these assholes comparing this Long Island piece of trash to one of the greatest stars of all time. UGH.
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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"
@cadebra
Petey Doherty as Brando? What's next, Kim Lardassian as Sophia Loren. Oh shit, Espana Vogue needs to get a grip!
You said it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Enough of this clueless asswipe.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
@Sibsi
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Petey Doherty as Brando? What's next, Kim Lardassian as Sophia Loren.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
She looks more like the New Ann Margaret.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:51pm.
I LOVE that Dancing Machine clip. I can't believe he was only 15 there. In Don't Stop TIl You Get Enough, that first close-up of his beautiful face and he's whispering the intro to the song, it just... does things to my body. Every time. *quivers*
Sexy MJ clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZzZactGQU
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OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid. c o mo m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
The only Marilyn I see is on that dress. A dress that she is probably staining up with her orange grossness, because they forget to put sealant where they didn't paint her skin white.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:51pm.
........God Bless MJ & the Jackson 5. Joe Jackal can suck it.
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BIG TIME!!! Amen Brother, Amen!!!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
She looks constipated...
Court Court <3
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 10:05pm.
@Sibsi
That was a pretty far out link. I don't care if Smirnoff has a mystical image of God Himself on the label, (sorry Charlie Manson wherever you are), it still gives a nasty hangover.
Whatever secret messages that are on the Stolichnaya bottle get to me more. ;)~
I think Pete Doherty should do a photo spread of him as Brando. Hell, why not? It's no more of a stretch than this anorexic cokehead playing dress-ups as Marilyn.
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Petey Doherty as Brando? What's next, Kim Lardassian as Sophia Loren. Oh shit, Espana Vogue needs to get a grip!
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Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
Great, so we get this cunt and Teefy Cracky within 2 posts of each other. Celebrity is dead.
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Pretty much. My mom thinks celebrity died with Princess Diana. I didn't think much of it, until MJ and Farah died. A-ha moment.
@Sibsi
That was a pretty far out link. I don't care if Smirnoff has a mystical image of God Himself on the label, (sorry Charlie Manson wherever you are), it still gives a nasty hangover.
Whatever secret messages that are on the Stolichnaya bottle get to me more. ;)~
I think Pete Doherty should do a photo spread of him as Brando. Hell, why not? It's no more of a stretch than this anorexic cokehead playing dress-ups as Marilyn.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
NAST.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Have those people at Vogue Espana ever seen a picture of Marilyn Monroe?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:39pm.
HoHan=MM
like
my hot fresh tiger piss = vintage champagne...
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can a blind taste test be far behind?
fingers crossed!
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Miss Thang - Thanks for the videos, especially James Brown! I got a couple of ones for you to check out, if you haven't already seen them. You will dig them most!! God Bless MJ & the Jackson 5. Joe Jackal can suck it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD2OsUcgb00
and my all-time favorite of MJ -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8vgl4HMlrI
Enjoy & get back to me!
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I thought this waw a spoof Vogue and had somehow clicked on the Onion....So yeah, crackheads in bad wigs, THAT compares to the real Marilyn's flawless skin, features, etcetera, etcetera.
Lohan is Marilyn. The part where she dies of drug overdose. The Spaniards have it right!!
If she is, she has until 36 to live it up.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:30pm.
Some of my fave MJ moments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th6OvSktfBY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3_bok1P66M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeFUvW5YInQ
There are so many more, but there ya go.
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Congrats, Lindsay. Yur now officially EuroTrash
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:28pm.
Holy hell, that occult media website is some freaky shit... you know, I do think the "powers that be" in the media try to mind control US, not the stars themselves. So, it's like it's hard for people to come up with their own opinions, or come to their own conclusions about issues. Most of the time, people will agree with whatever the media says. Scary.
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Yeah, it is pretty damn crazy and way out there, right?
And controlling the masses through manipulation of our feelings is nothing new of course. So that's easy to go along with, but the systematic control of hollywood tarts sounds like too much.
LL, I'm sure, is brain washed, though I doubt that was done by some nefarious organization set on world domination, lol! It's a bit preposterous to think this would advance their agenda to be sure.
White Oprah and Michael Lohan are definitely no highly trained CIA psych ops agents. I mean, if they were, couldn't they program her to get a fucking job, so they can keep milking her money?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:17pm.
Marilyn Monroe was in The Seven Year Itch...Hohans hoo-haa has been itching for seven years.
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ew. that makes me itch.
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:21pm.
Despite being dead, the real Marilyn probably still smells better.
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I don't know whether to hate you or love you. This tho, I completely LOVE! xoxox
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Miss Thang! I knew that, I was just goofin'. And MJ was much more cuter as a kid & handsomer as a young man until...you know. G.D. Joe Jackal, er, I mean Papa Joe.
Loved Michael, R.I.P.
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Sibsi, Holy hell, that occult media website is some freaky shit... you know, I do think the "powers that be" in the media try to mind control US, not the stars themselves. So, it's like it's hard for people to come up with their own opinions, or come to their own conclusions about issues. Most of the time, people will agree with whatever the media says. Scary.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
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