Thursday, July 16th 2009
Wha?! The New Marilyn?!
SANTO DIOS! Were the bitches at Vogue España sniffing a little "Blohan Special" while they put this cover together and proclaimed her as the nueva Marilyn Monroe?! More like NEVAH Marilyn. Zing?
You can't just throw a kitchen blonde wig on and go skipping around singing that you're the new Marilyn. Trust me, I learned the hard way a few Halloweens back when some mean ass tranny threw a Long Island Iced Tea at me for doing just that. Someone needs to throw a fucking Long Island Iced Tea at this trick! Bitches need to stop trying to make "HoHan as Marilyn Monroe" happen. Let's not do Marilyn like that.
HoHan looks more like Vadge after getting stretched ala Gumby and run through the Photoshop grinder a few times.
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:14pm.
That ain't Gary in my avie! That's MJ! LMAO!!!
*faints*
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Submitted by missuruirui on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:21pm.
you can find many hot girls like her on__C lassymingle C om_. They are looking for wealthy lovers. and maybe you are the next..
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Or, I can find hot girls like her, strung out on crystal meth and sucking cock for 5 bucks, in Newark, NJ.
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Despite being dead, the real Marilyn probably still smells better.
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you can find many hot girls like her on__C lassymingle C om_. They are looking for wealthy lovers. and maybe you are the next..
Is this the extent of LiLo's career? Wear platinum dyed wigs and not look anything like Marilyn Monroe? I'm sure one of these magazines will realize that there is nothing that resembles Marilyn in Lindsay, and this idea was hackneyed 25 years ago.
I know she has no acting career but pretending to be Marilyn over and over is beyond retarded.
Miss Thang, that's my general thinking on MJ or the plausibility of such conspiracy.
I cannot stop thinking back to it when I see this stuff though. Weird, huh? Guess I should never have visited this blog: http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/, lol.
Some outrageous claims being made there. Shit, if I were a celebwhore being accused of being a mind washed peon, I'd be furious reading some of those entries.
On the other hand, if half that shit is true, it would make for a good film or book, hah!
eta: think I was writing this post when you asked about DID.
Wiki link about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
It's multiple personality disorder renamed for whatever reason. I guess it's a more sanitized term now.
Marilyn Monroe was in The Seven Year Itch...Hohans hoo-haa has been itching for seven years.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 9:03pm.
Britney DOES resemble Marilyn, weirdly enough. Like, more than any other star out there...
*waits to get crucified*
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? Sorry Miss Thang, I couldn't resist. Yes sad but true, the bimbae these days are a far cry from the sexy broads of yesteryear. Sophia Loren, Marilyn, Ann-Marget(who was also unfortunately compared with Loathe-han a couple of years back) Raquel Welch, Pam Grier, etc. It truly sucks, if they think everything that was old can be new again. Not true, sorry to say!
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Sibsi, what is DID?
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Sibsi, MJ was controlled by his own demons, his uncontrollable drug addiction, and the evil people that surrounded him his whole life... not sure I buy the whole "conspiracy" of the govt controlling Hollywood. I do believe there was a media conspiracy against MJ regarding the molestation allegations, but that's besides the point... *sigh*
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Soon, we'll all have bionic photoshop beer goggles and everyone will look like MM ALL THE TIME!
Better yet, photoshop implanted into our brains... hear that Adobe! We want you to be inside us!
yahoo!
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
Great, so we get this cunt and Teefy Cracky within 2 posts of each other. Celebrity is dead.
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Well said RichBitch & unfortunately so true, so sad. :(
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We needed a new Marilyn Manson?
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Hey, Deb! So good to see you! I hope all is well with you.
The disturbing thing about that theory is that those techniques have been around forever(to create this Marilyn 'alters' and so on.) When I had to study about DID last semester, I ran into all this craziness.
Of course I don't wanna go out on a limb here and diagnose Lindsay as a DID sufferer based on a mag cover, where she's posing as MM. That's ridiculous even for me!
Britney DOES resemble Marilyn, weirdly enough. Like, more than any other star out there...
*waits to get crucified*
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Great, so we get this cunt and Teefy Cracky within 2 posts of each other. Celebrity is dead.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 8:39pm.
Interesting theory, but I'd never give the Pentagon, nor the government, that much credit.
Regarding this skanktastic photo shoot, BOOOO!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Lol, Miss Thang! I knew it was coming!
Seriously though, there's a small chance this shit happens.
Hey, they even claim MJ was a victim of this MK ultra programming, the part which is designed to control entertainers and such. Pretty wild, huh?
Shit, i forgot to comment on one thing I hated about this photoshoot: it is just too fucking tacky. I thought Vogue España would do better than this.
You'll all probably thirst for my blood after reading this, but I really think Britney Spears has a weird resemblance to Marilyn Monroe. It's definitely the eyes. Sometimes when I watch her movies with the sound off, I feel like I'm watching Britney Spears.
Lohan looks NOTHING like Marilyn Monroe.
How did actresses back in the day have those sweet, beautiful voices? I WANT!
Marilyn was no saint, but she was gorgeous. She was a natural beauty and her pictures are from a time before Photoshop. They need to put 10 lbs of makeup and 5 hours of Photoshop for Lindsay Lohan to look a quarter as good as Marilyn did.
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OMG it's Marilyn! Looking like MMs used tampon in pic 1 or 2 does not give Hohan the right to claim any resemblence to an icon of beauty.
Okay, horz.
I pondered posting this all day long.
Yaknow you fuckers will want to commit me after you read this, but I thought I would go ahead with it anyway.
There's a conspiracy involving Marilyn. No, not the one you think you know. Perhaps you've heard of it, but this conspiracy involves Hollywood, the government and the military.
Long story short: some evil baddies are mind controlling us, but they have a much firmer grip over the minds of celebwhores.
Marilyn was one of the first to go through their more advanced programming. She was so successful that now they use her as a model to program all these little tarts.
Through trauma, they inflict dissociation on them and imprint alters. Marilyn happens to be one of the most common alters given to the Hollywood sexpots. So according to this conspiracy, something like this LL cover is just more programming.
Not saying Lindsay is an innocent poor little tart used and abused, not responsible for her terrible choices, etc., etc. We know there's a much simpler and likely explanation for the fuckery going on in Lindsay's life: White Oprah.
However, every time I see this Marilyn theme in mag covers/spreads, it makes me wonder if my tinfoil hat wearing friends are right.
HoHan=MM
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my hot fresh tiger piss = vintage champagne...
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She doesn't look like Marilyn Monroe at all. She looks more like a blonde Ms. Hannigan from any Annie movie. Haggard as fuck.
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good god, this AGAIN?? wtf were the Vogue editors thinking?? must be all that ham they eat over there...
I strongly suggest you view details at *M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om * where you can find me and many handsome black and white men, where I'm waitting for my right girl.
Please let us not turn Marilyn into some kind of "classy" lady here. No amount of designer clothes or world leader bed-hopping can change the fact that she was a drunken, pillpopping whore. But, she was also humble, fun and gorgeous. So yeah, I'm a huge fan.
Hohan just needs to go sit down somewhere.
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Submitted by Sookie on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:57pm.
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Right on Sookie! Love your avie, who is that? She looks like she just inhaled one of Lohan's deadly, dastardly queefs, btw :D
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Sorry Hohan but you can't Photoshop class. And that among other things is makes you NOT MM.
Delusional twat troll.
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This fish smelling twat needs to disappear...c'mon you know she smells.
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The only good thing to result from this cover is to show how unabashedly blatant photoshop has become in the fashion magazine industry.
Her legs are not anywhere near that length. Her arms have been altered/lengthened too. Seeing these images so often it's easy to forget this happens. Most people are aware of the air brushing but making people seem like ethereal sylphs with 10 foot legs is de rigeur.
LL looks too hard boiled to be MM. No self respecting actress would allow herself to be hailed as the second coming of an icon (MM is just that to many, despite her detractors) and would fear the backlash/mockery. So this just shows LL is really that deluded.
Christ, when Jennifer Love Hewitt posed as Audrey Hepburn for a spread I rolled my eyes a little but it was just a photo shoot theme. I don't get the impression JLH thought she had some karmic connection to Audrey like LL thinks she has with MM. Lohan supposedly thinks she is a tortured misunderstood lost soul! You know, JUST LIKE MARILYN!
Spain is smoking the BUENO...that is why she's in this mag so we can all laugh. hahahahahha Estupida!!!
Coma Caca!!
she looks ridiculous.
I guess if Marilyn was an itchy, crackpipe, cooch-eating whore, then yeah I could see this.
Can't Lindsay just go away now? The girl had talent, but snorted it away. I have no respect for people who don't respect the gifts God gave them.
I have no idea who thought that this was a good idea, but guess what ITS NOT!
Lindsay is a sad waste.
"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." Stewie Griffin
Why is she on any magazine cover? What does she have to promote? Her time is up. Sick of this chick.
Monty worked with Marilyn on 'The Misfits' and finds this comparison of Hohan to Monroe a travesty!! Clark Gable, Arthur Miller, Marilyn & Monty are all rolling over in their graves on this unholy comparison. Give it a rest, has-been Hohan, even Mandonna made for a better latter-day Monroe personna than your sorry ass could ever hope to be! Photoshop or not!
Go back to doing your sleazy, low-life nothing life & leave Ms. Monroe OUT OF IT, YOU BEOTCH!!
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last i checked MM had POPULAR movies, dated SIGNIFICANT people and was WELL LIKED...blowhard much just like looking at herself dressed up ... she is absolutely one of the BIGGEST wastes of DNA since her family, (special shout out to white oprah), the kardashians and the hiltons. what utter delusional, class-lacking, oxygen-hording filthy twat fucks...the LOT of them...this cum-dumpster is NO MM....
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estan fumando/they are smoking some good shit in Spain
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:30pm.
Hohan looks like Zac Efron done did a reverse Chaz Bono whilst donning a dime store wig which was once rejected by Dolly Parton before she became famous...
Unless Kevin Bacon is somehow involved in the cluster fuckery, I DO NOT see the 6 degrees of seperation between Marilyn and FIRECROTCH!
EPIC FAIL!
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I love the idea of 'six degrees of separation'..this is a little lame, but here goes: In the movie "Bobby", Hohan played a woman inspired a by a real character who was a volunteer with Robert Kennedy's campaign and who was at the Ambassador hotel on June 4, 1968, when he was assasinated. Emilio Estevez, who wrote the movie, met the woman totally by accident and went on to base Hohan's character on her. Robert Kennedy, or course, apparently boinked Marilyn. Now that I've written it down, it looks more like 45 degrees of separation. Oh well, back to the drawing board!
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I forget that actors basically have THE WORLD to make $$ from.
They really do need to stop comparing her to MM.
MM dated heads of state, was in a string of popular films, married a baseball giant and a award winning playwright. Yes, she was promiscuous or in control of her own sexuality, depending on how you view her, and drug dependent. She was also to have been abused as a child and was very frustrated that she could not take on more significant roles as an actress because she often played the blond airhead comedy roles.
I actually think LL is a good actress and a pretty girl. But, I think she squanders her youth and has no class. MM she is not nor will she ever be (even if she od's).
Agie on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 7:34pm.
I thought this was Madonna at first. Speaking of which she did the whole Marilyn thing in the 80s so why does Hohan act like she owns that shit?
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Yep. And even Madonna knew to make it slightly campy. Blowhan does not understand campy.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Mmmm, no. Miss Piggy maybe.
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Fuck this stupid dirty slapper!!!Why is it the drug addicts keep getting the jobs? Didn't Kate Moss just hook up a 50M fashion consulting gig with Simon Cowell? Tell me, why does a publishing house use this childs image when people all over the world are spewing the distaste for her?