Thursday, July 16th 2009
Wha?! The New Marilyn?!
SANTO DIOS! Were the bitches at Vogue España sniffing a little "Blohan Special" while they put this cover together and proclaimed her as the nueva Marilyn Monroe?! More like NEVAH Marilyn. Zing?
You can't just throw a kitchen blonde wig on and go skipping around singing that you're the new Marilyn. Trust me, I learned the hard way a few Halloweens back when some mean ass tranny threw a Long Island Iced Tea at me for doing just that. Someone needs to throw a fucking Long Island Iced Tea at this trick! Bitches need to stop trying to make "HoHan as Marilyn Monroe" happen. Let's not do Marilyn like that.
HoHan looks more like Vadge after getting stretched ala Gumby and run through the Photoshop grinder a few times.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 6:09pm.
Are we 100% positive this was not done at Magic Mountain?
Could be. Tight budget, so they just mocked up the "D" from the Hollywood sign.
that's so not her body...it's beyond obvious
I think they mean Marilyn in the train wreck department, but even then she did it with class. I mean during that time she fucked a Kennedy and Miller. Who did Linds screw.... oh yeah a Best. *eye roll*
Besides Marylin could act ("Don't Bother Knocking" anyone?) and she was likeable, LezLo is neither.
Are we 100% positive this was not done at Magic Mountain?
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
I'll give her props though for hustling. She hasn't had a hit (hit MOVIE that is in years. How her and Mushy Barton manage to still get press amazes me.
By the way, ABC Family is hawking that "Labor Pains" movie. Looks pretty damn shittacular! Airs Sunday!
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I dont understand the pictures. Porn stars are better looking than this HOHO male or female.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 6:01pm.
Which Marilyn is she supposed to be...Munster or Manson?
hahaha. Chambers?
She's more like the anti Marilyn. She has lost all of her figure due to her drug addiction and behaves like a rotten spoiled child who throws a tantrum every time she doesn't get her way. The entire entertainment industry(designers, magazines, television, movies, and night clubs )should just boycott her so that she will go away. If they keep giving her money to do this shit, she will always be a rich little bitch that will haunt us in the media forever.
Lindsay's a mess, Marilyn was a mess, I'm really not offended.
No. Just, no. MM was no great actress, but she had a special something that drew people in. Hohan just scares people away.
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Which Marilyn is she supposed to be...Munster or Manson?
I do know that dress tho, it's Dolce & Gabbana.
Natasha Poly wore it and worked it on the runway.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jesus if the girl would sober up and just be her I think she could do this thing.
She does have talent but not when she is being someone else, having a diva attitude, plus a coke episode..
Ugh Lohan
sorry to say it folks but MM was no Bette Davis. all the hype over her looks makes people think she could act but she simply couldn't, C-list at most in terms of talent.still blohan is not 'the new' of any thing.that haggard bitch doesn't know the meaning of new.
Ummmm, no thanks...more like Marilyn Manson ala stretched out Gumby Vadge! Hohan is all about trying too hard to NOT be herself. That is where the MASSIVE FAIL lies. Bless her drug-addled heart.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Oh fuck no. You best be kidding me. Where the fuck did I put my blade? What kind of motherfucking fuckery is this?
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So Marilyn was boy shaped...okay...
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
When is this Whore going to OD?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
She should really go for it and OD like Marilyn.
Every. Branch.
That is all.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
"HoHan looks more like Vadge after getting stretched ala Gumby and run through the Photoshop grinder a few times." hahaha true that!
Eh yes. Cerveza time!!!
Coma Caca!!
How many times is she going to do this shit? Is this what one does when they can't keep their career going based on their own merit?
Tiny Zing? hahahaha
Makes sense. Needy, unhygienic, drug-addicted, bisexual, neurotic, dumb.
Just like Marilyn.
Good, Espana can have her.
OLE!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*stabs self in eye*
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vogue espana? that's pretty bad, what's next??? gq irak?