Beware Of Flying Bikes
James Caviezel (or Mr. Jesus Christ to Mel Gibson) was riding around on his Harley in Leavenworth, Washington yesterday when some crazy-brained lunatic threw a bike in his path for reasons unknown. The passion of the bike caused James to crash. He suffered minor cuts and bruises.
One of the police officers told The Associated Press (via SeattlePI) that James was wearing a helmet, but said his injuries could've been a lot worse if he wasn't. The officer also added that he didn't know why the crazy threw a bike at James, but said he might be suffering from mental issues.
Okay, this is why people are scary. We already have to worry about all sorts of shit when we just walk down the street and now we have to watch for fuckaloonies throwing bikes at us?! The government needs to do something about this I propose they give us all a never-ending supply of Valium to help us deal with all the anxiety we go through on a daily basis. Yeah, that sounds right.
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Have you seen Leavenworth? Its pretty obvious only crazy people live there.
Hot.
I feel weird lusting after someone who played Jesus Christ.
Waiting for a bolt of lightning any second now...
Meh. He's 'technically' good lookin. But, even so, mah loin region went to sleep. Frankly, the bike does more for me.
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"The passion of the bike" - F'ingLOL!
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 1:39pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:11am.
Jesus Saves, but apparently doesn't swerve
Its pretty hard to drive with two holes in your hands
Provi, I'm broke and i dont have much wine left, please don't be funny and make me spit it
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A last, lingering, lustful look... *sigh*
Alliteration, anyone? Hahahaha!!
Ciao for the night! *muah*
Oh shit... "The Last Temptation of Christ" was Willem Dafoe!
Cavaziel was in "The Passion of the Christ".
*phew* Glad I remembered this: been imbibing a bit much...
He is a beautiful man, but the Jesus Chrispi in him creeps me out!
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It must have been Mel Gibson throwing the bike at him to see if he would really rise from the dead in three days.
Haven't been able to play ALL DAY but this man, THIS man, is MY perfect man!!
I sooooooooo love hm that I would break every vow I've kept to this day!
sexy, smart, gorgeous, yalented, quiet, mysterious.
*loins quivering*
Thanks MK, thank you!!!!!
i have no idea who he is but he is cute
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I live in WA--- Leavensworth is this weird ass little german town where they force-feed Applets and Cotlets (NAST!) down your throat, so that's probably why bitch went AWOL. People go there just to laugh at how insane that town is. People wear wooden clogs and shit.
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Submitted by yoboo on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 1:16pm
I saw that shit in the theaters too, but walked out after 15 minutes.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:11am.
Jesus Saves, but apparently doesn't swerve
Its pretty hard to drive with two holes in your hands
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Something is just off about him...
He doesn't do the panny voodoo for me.
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I have loved this man for like 12 years. I saw the Thin Red Line in the theater and would have been bored to tears if Jim had not been so jaw-droppingly gorgeous. I spent the whole movie fantasizing about him (and yes, I was on a date :/) The sad thing is, he would never cheat on his (really pretty homely) wife so I have no chance unless she dies or something. I would love this man on the basic fact alone that he refused to do a love scene with Jennifer Lopez because he felt it would be disrespectful to his wife. The guy is just dreamy. He will always be number one on my "free pass" list.
Why did he throw the bike? Perhaps he was the one, lone fan left from Mr. Cavaziel's failed career.
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only if you've got the uniform!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
bitchette,
I thought the term "loosely" applied to all catholic girls?
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Sad news bebe. My co-worker wants to keep all of his caseload at UA. I was going to pick up a small caseload of students there this coming semester if you recall, but looks like I am stuck in Phoenix. We'll hafta meet some other time :(
DD- and all the gold :)
i was raised loosely catholic.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:15pm.
i believe she meant anti- individual choice. :P for others, not yerselves
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Ok. I don't know. I just like being RCC. The incense and stuff. ;-)
Submitted by sunryse on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:07pm.
That movie messed with my head.
The whole thing I kept thinking "I'm going to hell because I really REALLY want to fuck Jesus."
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Ha.
I knew this born-again Christian girl in college (we were more hall-mates) who said she loved her boyfriend because he looked like Jesus. Our other hallmate, Eric, heard that and then *peals of laughter* - He said she wants to do what you said up thar.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:15pm.
i believe she meant anti- individual choice. :P for others, not yerselves
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
You mean anti-choice. Anti-choice catholic.
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Uh....we actually do get to exercise our own free will. I'm Roman Catholic.
That movie messed with my head.
The whole thing I kept thinking "I'm going to hell because I really REALLY want to fuck Jesus."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:38am.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:59am.
I have a feeling that Jim's biggest offense to you is that he is a pro-life Catholic.
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You mean anti-choice. Anti-choice catholic.
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Aren't the really good ones very light?
Sorry, just got here. Haven't read the whole thing yet.
Hahaaa!
"The passion of the bike"
I've heard of throwing stones, eggs, phones, typewriters and other shit. Never a bike. That's heavy fukker to throw.
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:59am.
I have a feeling that Jim's biggest offense to you is that he is a pro-life Catholic.
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You mean anti-choice. Anti-choice catholic.
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This guy is sooo hot. Loved him in The Thin Red Line.
Sweet baby Jesus he's fucking hot!! I want to go to there...
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:11am.
It sucks that getting attacked by some deranged loony happened to him; why couldn't it happen to the hollywood whores like parasite, slutney, whorehan or fatassian
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Maybe even loons have enough sanity left to steer way clear of these skanks.
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Bottom-feeder.
James Caviezel is a good dude. He's one of the very few in Hollywood who doesn't take himself or his "fame" seriously. It sucks that getting attacked by some deranged loony happened to him; why couldn't it happen to the hollywood whores like parasite, slutney, whorehan or fatassian? There's something definitely wrong with the world...
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who is this? he's yummy!
are we all going to have to start wearing helmets everywhere? they don't let you in the bank like that.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Well, just working for Mel Gibson is enough for me to doubt his honesty.
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So do you feel the same way for anyone in Woody Allen movies? Roman Polanski movies?
I have a feeling that Jim's biggest offense to you is that he is a pro-life Catholic.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:31am.
FuckingClassy, do you also doubt Monica Belucci, or does she get a pass because she has boobies? ;)
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Eh, what do Monica's (great)tits have to do with anything??
That said, she's an okay actress, but never seemed particularly bright during her interviews. I have no fucking idea why she decided to be in Mel's film, given how eager she is to play the sexpot in 99% of her flicks.
I have no clue who this dude really is, maybe he IS Jesus fucking Christ, with all the adopted kids whith cancer and whatnot. Still, I get a major rapey vibe from him. ;)
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
He's a fucking gorgeous man, and a brilliant actor who actually sticks to his principles. Ever seen Highwaymen? With him and Rhona Mitra in the same space, it's almost too much sexiness. AND he adopted two nonbaby children with CANCER, not just to be third-world handbags.
So what's up with this random muthaeffer throwing bikes in front of motorcycles? Was he doing this just to Mr. Jesus Christ, or are the streets of L.A. being roved by a crazy who likes to cause accidents?
FuckingClassy, do you also doubt Monica Belucci, or does she get a pass because she has boobies? ;)
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 9:51am.
He looks kinda slimy - like a stereotypical used car salesman or something.
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AGREED.
Well, just working for Mel Gibson is enough for me to doubt his honesty.
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"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:22am
How the fuck can I be cool if I'm at a higher risk of dying?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:03am.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourview/2008/06/are_bob_and_doug_mackenzie_sti.h...
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I've never really noticed this piece before, he's really handsome. Beautiful eyes.
Motherfucker I tell ya wot, I keep eyeballing motorcycles and think about how cool it would be to have one but a friend's brother-in-law died from a bike accident the other day and I read about how fucked up you can get from an accident and now I read this shit. How the fuck can I be cool if I'm at a higher risk of dying?
Gee, had he been riding a finely tuned Japanese sportbike, instead of some 800 lb piece of shit recliner on wheels, he probably could've braked or evaded somehow.
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HAHA Leavenworth, WA! Its a fake German town in the middle of nowhere, WTF was he doing there anyways? I cant even think any reason to there! He deserves to have a bike throw at him for visiting that dump. The only time Ive been there is driving through it.
JC (nice coincidental initials) is smoking hot and I would shag him like a horny bunny rabbit, but his fervent Catholicism turns me off off off. I would have to medicate him to shut him up from prosthetizing at me.
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Never had the desire to see Passion of the Christ. Until now.
Never saw that movie...but he's good looking!
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