What Curfew?
After Dreamboat Doherty was arrested for the eleventieth time (I'm being modest), a judge totally grounded him and put his ass on curfew. When 7pm rolls around every night, Dreamy has to pick himself up off the pub floor and go to his room! However......there are exceptions.
The Sun says that the court let Dreamy break his curfew last night so he could go to his sister's graduation party. They also let him push the whole curfew thing aside when he has to play shows. Oh and when the crack market drops too low, they also let him out for a few hours past curfew.
Okay, how many times has Dreamy been arrested? If you can count that high, then you are an expert counter who should probably teaching counting at The School of Counting. I don't think a number that high exists! Dreamy should probably be marinating in a chokey cell somewhere, but he's not! Instead he's just on curfew, but not really! The UK court system is the "cool parent."
If you ever plan on getting arrested (it's on my bucket list), then do it in the UK and tell them your name is Pete Doherty. They'll probably just say "awww," pinch your cheeks, give you $20 for a rock and then send you on your way.
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Id pay the $10 to hit it with Dreamboat !
Really this is one of the most attractive pics I have seen of Dreamy for ages. He's slightly (only slightly) less pasty and spotty than usual....no coldsores...or bits of food stuck to him (well that i can see), and his eyes are almost open.
HOTNESS!
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if he cleaned up, he would be totally fuckable. say what you will about his hideous appearance but the man has talent.
Every time I see a photo of Pete Doherty I cannot help but to think...
"Kate Moss was hittin'`that?"
and then I lose all respect for her. she can do better than this!
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been arrested, done a bit o time, and we are so much harsher on crackheads out here than in the u.k., talk about a bunch of enablers...jeez...Dreamboat will be the next o.d.catastrophe because everybody and their uncle enables him and Wino, even the police...btw M.E. I am deeply in love with your puppy...my Dixie is all black too with those adorable stealth bomber ears...tdf (to die for!)
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I don't know if I'd be cheering on the UK criminal system. It's terrible. True if you really need to steal, kill, rape, whatever, move there but for everyone else who actually abides by the law, it doesn't protect them in the least.
Also if you're an immigrant, or terrorist who's into blowing stuff up, or not really down with getting a job, again, that's the place to be. Just yell "human rights!" or "asylum!" and you could spend the rest of your days living off taxpayers doing whatever you feel like.
Pete's the poster child for bad dentistry in Britain, yes?
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:09pm.
are you guys really talking about sex on a Pete Doherty post?!
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Mmmmh xerq, just as I used to say about s-e-x: if it ain't dirty, then it's just necking.
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:09pm.
are you guys really talking about sex on a Pete Doherty post?!
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Not really, just discussing drugs, which led to a brief sex chat.
Back to Petey's chicklets. He needs BLEACH!
bitchette - yep.
are you guys really talking about sex on a Pete Doherty post?!
awww M.E. i'm just now seeing the new Koko pic! so cute!
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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"Shit, I couldn't even produce enough spit to keep my gum soft!"
LMFAO.... ahh, the good ole days.
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M.E.- ever done the sexy times with the man on vicodin (and drink)?
i don't know if it works the same for womens but it makes them go for HOURS.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:58am.
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Aside from not having the desire for sex, there was no natural "lubrication" for sexy times when gacked out. Shit, I couldn't even produce enough spit to keep my gum soft!
A rather disappointing Pete pic.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:51am.
'xactly. i remember having sex one of the few times, when i was coming down and i felt like my skin was burning off. was not great sex. but mah house was fucking clean, and i had intricate drawings all around, and i was the fucking champ at rummy!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
IDK, but when I was all cranked up or coked up, I had ZERO interest in sex. I just wanted to clean or "create" something.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
I don't mind the dumb and coked up thing... shit, I've dated several.
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Me too. Those girls are a whole different level of crazy. One minute they're there, the next they're gone. Extremely unreliable and their vaginas are like a box of chocolates since they will fuck anything and anyone.
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No shit. but while they're 'there', they sure as hell can be a lot of fun!
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M.E.
You'd better watch yo back cuz I am about to come out there and steal that puppy from you. She is beyond adorable!!!!
MIGRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes of bra*
*twirls it in air*
WOOOT!
What does a trifling ho have to do to get a shout-out up in here?!
*stomps off*
Hysteria, they took my bra because apparently, you can hang yourself with one.
I am surprised they didn't take my damn THONG!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:27am.
The pokey here is made out of concrete and it is a COLD SOB! Did you know they take your shoes, belt and BRA away from you??
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Hahaa! They dint take my bra. Oh, that's right. I wasn't wearing one.
You wild thang!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:07am.
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Not true, in all cases, and no need.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
I don't mind the dumb and coked up thing... shit, I've dated several.
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Me too. Those girls are a whole different level of crazy. One minute they're there, the next they're gone. Extremely unreliable and their vaginas are like a box of chocolates since they will fuck anything and anyone.
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The pokey here is made out of concrete and it is a COLD SOB! Nothing like getting thrown in the drunk tank, in hipsters and a halter top, in January, left to fucking FREEZE to death!
Did you know they take your shoes, belt and BRA away from you??
Nice.
Never been in the pokey? Awww. You are a chile yet.
"If you ever plan on getting arrested (it's on my bucket list)"
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I swear this dick has suffered NO consequences for his actions.
If he has a curfew that should be it. Screw his sister's graduation or shows. Too effing bad. Any regular person wouldn't get special treatment, why should dickweed Doherty?
Right you are, freebird(as usual!) And that could really be her rock bottom!
I think the saddest thing about mischa is that she doesn't seem to have a personality of her own though =\
Totally the kid who'd jump down abridge 'cause everyone else is doing and all that.
Dreamboat and Wino were at least original in how they went down self destruction lane.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:10am.
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I 'd hit that shit after I had her pressure washed to make sure all Petey's DNA was gone!
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Yeah, you're probably right... pete's spunk is probably radioactive.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:07am.
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Living in the UK myself, I kind of agree.
No idea why no one goes to the dentist here...but I can imagine it's because of the cost.
It's not just a stereo-type that Brits drink a lot of coffee (as do the Irish), so I guess that contributes to the yellowness ;)
Brits are so sensitive and always deny that they have bad teeth. Fact is, they do.
"Yeah, she's dumb and coked up, but come on!"
I don't mind the dumb and coked up thing... shit, I've dated several. Some pics I've seen she looks good in and others reek of limburger cheese and sour milk... I dunno, just something about her doesn't seem.... errr very 'fucking classy'.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:48am.
Try sticking him in a jail where he'll become a bad man's girlfriend for a few months and see if that works.
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I can't imagine it being worse than sticking it to Kate Moss.
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Being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" might trigger a response.
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Jeebus, am I the only one who thinks she's hot?
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I 'd hit that shit after I had her pressure washed to make sure all Petey's DNA was gone!
Submitted by Mother Superior
Pete, it's called FLOSSING. DO IT.
Seriously, look at all the cheddar cheese stuck between his chompers! NASTY!
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Ugh. That visual made my stomach sick to it's stomach. My God, can you imagine what his breath must smell like? *voms into trashcan*
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At least he's not all sweaty and filled with raw herpe sores.
But EEEEWWWWW. Who would kiss that dirty pie hole? blech
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GOT DAYUM HE'S HAWT!!!
Hey bebes....happy friday to ya'll
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:00am.
Pete, it's called FLOSSING. DO IT.
Seriously, look at all the cheddar cheese stuck between his chompers! NASTY!
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Agree.
I think he needs stainless steel rope to floss though. Brush with the loo brush and then flush the whole thing with the toilet duck (quack quack) with Fresh Forest smell and he'll be as good as new.
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MS and Jack - will discuss puppeh in OP.
OT: to whoever pointed out the cheeze between Petey's teefs.
Thank you. I will not be hungry all day now.
*barf is garbage can*
LOL!! 'the cool parent'
they're just going to let him decide his own punishment. death by crack.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:52am.
His face is not nearly as sweaty and cracky as usual. Dreamboat and Wino are kinda cleaning up? Poor Misha just can't get it right.
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Lol! I guess Mischa can join this getting sober trend right away now though? She doesn't have the time to really hit rock bottom like these two, but she could garner some pr by doing that in record time anyway?
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Srsly! Misha fucked up by fucking up in the US. She's on 5150 hold and Pete has a worthless curfew and Wino had a Lucian vacay! I just hope 5150 hold is rock bottom! That will be an interesting one. Sad.
His sister's graduation from Crackwhore Academy.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 10:48am.
Try sticking him in a jail where he'll become a bad man's girlfriend for a few months and see if that works.
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I can't imagine it being worse than sticking it to Kate Moss.
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Being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" might trigger a response.
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Jeebus, am I the only one who thinks she's hot?
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/09/moss-kate.jpg
http://en.ce.cn/entertainment/fashion/lastnews/200805/07/W02008050755552...
http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kate-moss.jpg
Yeah, she's dumb and coked up, but come on!
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I think your puppeh has grown already since the last pic!
She looks just like you....awwwww.... ;)
M.E. - gotchya. Ours is the most playful dog I've ever had...
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MK - Why the fuck is getting arrested on your bucket list?! It's HORRIBLE! Don't do it! Unless your Corrections Officer is Mah Boo Anderson Cooper, Prince Ginge, or Rojo Caliente, it's not worth it. Trust.
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Jack - NO! The pic isn't during the deed, it was before when she was playing instead of shitting!