Friday, July 17th 2009
Morning Wood
CODE BLUE! Vanessa Bryant is smothering her fat chichi balls - Moe Jackson
Tony Romo went cougar hunting after he dumped Jessica Simpson - Celebitchy
Fatty the dog probably ran away in the first place because his owner named him "Fatty" - Popbytes
Can Bethenny Frankel take the Discountess with her? - Gay Wired
The role Johnny Depp was born to play! - ICYDK
Yoko Ono's #1 fan is going to be in the third Twilight movie - Socialite Life
Click. Flash. Pink. Crash. Photo. Shop. Fakery. - I'm Not Obsessed
If Donald Trump is unable to walk Ivanka down the aisle, I think her old nose should do the honors - Popeater
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Kim K's tits are disgusting. Bitch has got to start hitting the weight watchers meetings, and stop those late night crawls to Burger World..
Oh, and yeah, she's chubby, but she's a lot prettier in the face than most who are deemed "hot" in Hollywood.
/Devil's advocate.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Didn't Kobe Bryant cheat on her?
She looks trashy as hell, but she has a beautiful face. That's like a double whammy if you're a man.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I think that Vanessa bryant is pregnant. The bitch has nothing else to do except secure her future when Kobe leaves her or gets shot like Steve McNair.
Wow, Vanessa is a class act. I mean who among us does wish to go out wearing a dress that shows our areola?
Oh Vanessa.
You can take the girl out of Reseda.....
And sorry, guys, but I like Bethenny, she is a straight trip. I will watch ANYTHING that does not have to do with looking at Bug Eyed Ramona.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
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Provlone, Bethenny is supposed to be the "comic relief" I guess.
If you're gonna go out and get size GGs, at least wear a dress big enough to contain that tacky shit.
Vanessa is attractive I guess but she looks like so many other women in Hollywood and on the street. Boring.
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Those are some sad looking boobs
WTF did Vanessa Bryant do to herself? She looks like shit!!!!
Photoshop is now the norm, so it's probably time to stop fighting it. I don't like the constant over-stylization of celeb portraits, but by now it's pretty pointless to cry out "fakery!" everytime an idealized picture of Lohan or Madonna or whoever shows up. Having a Photoshopped picture of them doesn't make them any more fake as people.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
What in the hell did she do to her boobs?
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 1:04pm.
Ms. Kobe looks like a low rent Kim Kardashian. I didn't know that was possible, but there it is.
You are dead on. LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:11pm.
That picture: Ouuuuuuuuuuch!
Lohan's ads: The Photoshopped her within an inch of her life!
Hey Albatross! Those pictures look more like Andy Warhol silkscreen prints from the 70's, than photos.
I love this one!
http://www.artquotes.net/masters/warhol_andy/mick-jagger-1975-76.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Are these two proof that money can't buy.....well you guys already know.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Who is this Vanessa
Bryant, and more importantly, why am I looking at her baloney-nips?
Christ I just ate!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Vanessa's history of chi chi abuse...
(scroll down)
http://thisrecording.com/today/2009/5/20/in-which-we-regard-events-outsi...
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
vanessa and kobe are perfect for each other--tacky, ill mannered trash
women usually look better in a tasteful pencil skirt and heels than some miniskirt and fuckme pumps. When people try that hard, they reek of desperate usually.
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"Look, hon, I love you and everything, but listen to me...You are a foul cunt...Everyone knows it...Why the HELL do you think these seagulls have been following us around squawking like demons? -Tigerlilly
Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:56pm.
Thank God I won't have to see Betheny's Quagmire face
LOL @ quagmire face. I've been trying to figure out who the hell that bitch reminds me of, thank you! Now I want her to say giggidy giggidy. Never married and has no kids why the hell is she on that show?
Ivanka is smoooking hot. Somehow she seems to maintain that baby fat on her face that gals have in their late teens early 20s. You know, what Cameron Diaz USED to have when she was hot in 'THe Mask'.
Always thought vanessa bryant was hot...so she went from a L.A. 9 to a Vegas 7, it still looks good
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Vanessa Bryant...ick...
Christ, just because ya got big chichis doesn't mean they look GOOD. Put those floppy misshapen things sway!
Ms. Kobe looks like a low rent Kim Kardashian. I didn't know that was possible, but there it is.
Blind Item -- He had a short sit com series and in one episode he says to his wife, "I like my women classy....not showin all their assy."
Let the truth smack a ho in the face. Put some damned clothes on Vanessa.
That Fatty sure is a cutie!
Vanessa B is a fat cow. She should at least hire a trainer with that Kobe money. She needs something constructive to do whilst he gets off with the hotel help. Tools, the both of them.
Thank God I won't have to see Betheny's Quagmire face anymore she is my absolute least favorite housewife. She needs to stop stealing ice-cube lyrics.
Vanessa Bryant has the ugliest tits ever.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump.
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:29pm.
I think they're rub/pressure marks. If they're nips - they're grossly cock-eyed.
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:21pm.
agreed.
even if your legs ARE fantastic at this age - put em away or save it for the beach. You're up against worse odds now so tasteful, cool and classy is always your best bet.
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Isn't Vanessa Bryant showing a little more than she should? Or do her breasts just have brown spots all over them?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:39am.
*crooks finger*
don't be scared. I won't hurt you.
much.
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:21pm.
*checks old whore's license to il*
*finds it expired*
*throws away mini skirts*
*applies for AARP membership*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Laura
I know I think that is totally unattractive, do men think that is attractive?
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The men that find that attractive are the same ones that frequent strip clubs.
@Mother Superior: I completely understand the purpose and need for colloquialisms. Every generation has had them. It's just that I'm completely burnt out on the overusage of them and the sheeple (gives stinky the sideye) who are trying to live up (or down to them).
I just went for coffee and I was in line behind this woman in her late 40's wearing a miniskirt that just barely covered her business. You could see the cellulite starting mid-thigh and disappear up her ass. Gross. She's thinking 'hot MILF', I'm thinking, 'Put some fucking pants on!'. Obviously, she's buying into the whole cougar bit. It's not about empowering women, it's about giving old whores a license to ill.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Those tits are almost as bad as the pics of the gunt yesterday. She could be a spokesperson for IHOP as those things look like a pair of pancakes sans the syrup.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:03pm.
Question:
Do any of you watch "Mad Men"? It is nominated for a lot of Emmy's, so I thought I'd Netflix it. Is it worth the effort though?
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OMG, absolutely! It takes a while to get into, but only a few episodes and then you're hooked! I highly recommend it! Very stylish and slavish to detail. Storylines like a high class soap, but excellent writing and acting all around!!!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
her boobs look painful :o
That picture: Ouuuuuuuuuuch!
Lohan's ads: The Photoshopped her within an inch of her life!
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“He who hesitates, doesn't get laid.”
--Brian Kinney
Vanessa is one camel-toe away from hitting Coco territory in this skankalicious getup. Bitch has absolutely no class.
Thanks Pickles :)
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:03pm.
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used to watch it last season, it was really good. Then my tivo overflowed and I forgot all about it, meh.If this season is as good as the last, then you should definitely give it a go :)
I know I think that is totally unattractive, do men think that is attractive?
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
Question:
Do any of you watch "Mad Men"? It is nominated for a lot of Emmy's, so I thought I'd Netflix it. Is it worth the effort though?
that's down right criminal, suffocating those tits like that.also why dress that fucking tacky to an awards show.
Submitted by humpa on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:48am.
Bahahahahahaha!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
jinx pickles ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Vanessa is a mess! She is hated by so many- the press have commented on what a fucking bitch she is to everyone.
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You've brought a lot of sunshine into my life
You've filled me with happiness I never knew
You gave me more joy than I ever dreamed of
And no one, no one can take the place of you
- Natalie Cole
like someone said on the Moe Jackson link
"looks like she got her boobs done with the money kobe paid her to stay with him after he cheated on her"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Vanessa is just a cheap whore who settled for a big rock after her douche of a husband did fucky times with that other girl. Bitch cried rape for the attention, it was most probably consensual.