Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
A mole writes: I Met him on a night out with James Hewitt and the girls… at the Mandarin Oriental Bar. James and I bought him a scotch and I ended up in his room with a best friend of mine who later left. The Hollywood actor started crying in front of me - asking me if I ‘could be the one’ and telling me we looked similar and had the same eyes. He kept asking me why his fiancée (another megafamous person) was not at home/returning his calls. He asked me to call him ‘daddy’ in bed and ended the evening with a bowl of Rice Krispies and chardonnay. (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)
I have no clue. This like an SAT question. My guess is Harrison Ford even though he seems more like a Cheerios and Merlot kind of dude.
Which UK female solo singer has been fucking her way through her road crew? It’s not Susan Boyle. (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)
Since Amy Wino is on the sidelines right now, I'll guess Lily Allen?
Two celebrities in this one. He is one of the stars of a cable series. She is a young actress who has done both movie and television work. He is married. She is single. They had an affair. He got tired of her and tried to terminate the relationship. However, she didn’t give up. In fact, she’s been pursuing him harder than ever. She calls and text messages and emails him constantly. The messages are ratcheting up both in number and intensity. She’s threatening him. If he doesn’t get back together with her she’ll go to the press, to his wife, or to the police. Why the police? She’s underage, that’s why. We just know he’s going to come home one day to a bunny boiling on the stove. (Blind Gossip)
I don't think Hannah Montana knows how to boil water, so she's out.... And please don't say the dude is a certain vagina addict.....
What sexy cougar refused to attend an event until was she assured that the guest list included a variety of hot young men? (Gatecrasher)
Sharon "I screw and skin cubs" Stone?
(Image starring Winston via Four Four)
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Lileh Allen....workin' the cooch box for all it's worth.....poor roadies...
Again. i am more interested in the kitty. and why the hell do i suddenly have the urge for a rice crispy treat bar?
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1. since hewitt is a brit, im going to say sacha baron cohen. hes still only engaged to his baby mama and hes obviously a tad strange.
2.lily allen or joss stone. both equally icky gals.
3.a disney slut
4.kim cattrall. but sexy? eeeeeeeh
its bruce bitch...
the cable series guy... has to be Adrian Grenier from Entourage.. there was a pic in Star magazine with one of the Gossip Girl gals while they were surfing... that sounds like him...
wow...is that a rice krispie treat that cute kitty is stuck in..that cat looks just like my Bootsie Bear...what a honey pie! As far as blind items...way to creepy...but of sick mofo's if you ask me...I am too tired and its Friday, and celebutards suck anyhow, so I am not even gonna try and happy 92 Phylly Dilly...the memaws of all memaws...yeah!!
I have to think that #2 really is Susan Boyle. Have you hos not seen her walking around with her fly open? She doesn't even zip up between tricks!
Winston! Squeee!
I could care about the blind items, but how cute is Winston as a rice crispy? That is the most adorable cat!
lol YAY for Winston! love him.
These blind items are a bit fucking geigh if you ask me. I would rather not guess at a bunch of made up shit ~ just come right out and tell me who the fuckers are! Blind items my ass. Here's one:
Which iconic pop culture icon is currently rumored to be an anesthesia addict? Sources say this legend has access to medication that can only be described as suicidal to anyone using it in the manner in which it is being used? This legend is frequently put under for days at a time.
Who would've guessed?
Demi Lovato is cutting again ... could be bc Trace ditched her, after leading her on; could be that she's going off the deep end, after an affair? Either way, poor kid ... seems we got another one w/o a decent support system and coping skills ... Ugh.
The solo U.K. star is def Beth Ditto.
i care nothing about these things, i just wanted to show my absolute adoration of mr. winston. rich, we need to have babies and then we can raise an entire family of winstons to play with them.
Submitted by PeachPie on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 1:26pm.
The only shit I suck at more than Blind Items is the Caption This.
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Same here!!!! :D
Submitted by LeanneMarie on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:39pm.
Not Lily Allen, though, you never want to put it past her. I'm going with Lady GaGa after her recent interview with The Sun. “I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”
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Blind item was asking for a UK girl.
The only shit I suck at more than Blind Items is the Caption This.
Lady Gaga isn't from the UK though. She grew up in NYC going to a prep school with Paris Hilton.
#2 is slutty gaga tramp
is this pussy treats?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
For #3 from the Blind Gossip comments:
goodguess
July 17th, 2009 at 9:57 am · Reply
i was thinking the same thing! for the actor: Tate Donovan, William Hurt or Ted Danson? For the girl…. i’m guessing they might have met on set, so, how about the girl that played Ted Danson’s daughter? The actress’s name is Ashley Greiner. She is very very young and was in two episodes. She’s also been in the movie “Definitely Maybe” and some others, as well as quite a bit of TV in shows like “Hope & Faith”, “Third Watch” and “Rescue Me”.
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July 17th, 2009 at 6:53 am · Reply
hmmm…. could this be related?
BlindGossip - This actor is part of the ensemble cast of a current television show. You don’t usually see him in the tabloids because he has a wife and kid/s and is quite low-key in his personal life. However, if those tabloids knew what he was really up to, they might start following him 24/7. He has been having an extra-marital affair with a barely legal actress who appeared on his show. You wouldn’t recognize her name, but you would definitely know his. This bad boy should watch his step before his wife finds out.
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July 17th, 2009 at 7:17 am · Reply
Out of left field here, but…Bill Paxton had small roles in two of the Terminator movies (”terminate” the relationship), is currently married, and is one of the stars of Big Love on HBO. Also, he did “Spy Kids 2″ with Emily Osment, who is Lilly on Hannah Montana. I know the BI doesn’t say that they ever worked together, but it’s a link between them. Emily Osment is known, but not so big of a star as Miley or Dakota.
I schkeeeeve to think of what Morgan Freeman's grandchild calls him in bed. Give it to me, pepaw! Faster, Grandpa!
BARFFFFFFFFFFFF
(2)As for the Brit songstress, its Lily Allen cuz she is ho like dat. Though Lady Caca said she sleeps with band members she isnt British. Or a 2nd guess is Josh "I fuck for tracks" Stone.
(4)Sharon Stone fo sho
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the first one has a clue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hewitt
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
We don't know if the mole in #1 is male or female.
Hmmm, maybe he was wanting a dude to call him daddy and maybe it was himself (not the fiance) that had similar eyes.
Petula Clark or Marianne Faithful? You see how up I am on UK singers.
How many cable series are there? At least narrow it down to one network.
In honor of her birthday, I go with Phyllis Diller on the last one.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
WINSTON! Aww what a cute little kitty. Anybody see that video of Winston getting dirty with that banana. Sucio!
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Family Guy is Sex in the City for Outdated Popular Culture Reference Nerds.
Someone from Videogum.
Not Lily Allen, though, you never want to put it past her. I'm going with Lady GaGa after her recent interview with The Sun. “I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:34pm.
I cannot fathom how a female can call a guy she's fucking "daddy" and not feel creepy.
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I agree.
My fat stinkin sister in law calls her boyfriend daddy and it makes me feel sick.
She even bought him a drinking mug that says "Worlds Greatest Dad"
I scream Joss Stone for #2, now that she's been brought up.
Is there a single UK pop star who isn't a huge worthless whore all the time? Check that, is there a single pop star ANYWHERE who isnt etc etc?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:34pm.
On the grand scale of sexual deviances - it's not *that* creepy.
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
I cannot fathom how a female can call a guy she's fucking "daddy" and not feel creepy.
I don't get #1. Was the actor thinking the ho was his secret lovechild? If so, why did he take her to bed? Ick. Nast.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
The last one has GOT to be Liz Taylor, because you know she's all about the whoopla.
#3 -- Hayden and Adrian Pasdar? Maybe she was underage when it happened? Or Britney's sister?
@ Humpa-
you're a genius! PTA is an untapped resource full of suburban-ites with boring sex lives.
Now I just need to find myself one of those school-aged kid people and I am THERE!!
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:21pm.
Yes Beth D., it's deffinetly her! LOL!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:21pm.
Given how much I love to lick pussy or munch carpet, I'd say that's just about the perfect pet right there.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
*dies*
The last one is so Cloris Leachman or Betty White. What the hell is MK drinking before noon.
Pleco... Eww. LOL
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
that cat is the star in all these blind items. look at the side-eye she's giving us for even attempting to guess.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:12pm.
Number two IS SO Susan Boyle!!!
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i respectfully disagree. SuBo is #4, the randy skank!
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Bottom-feeder.
Joss Stone forgot about her. She still sings?
No idea. Actually UK pop singer is just another name for slut.
Given how much I love to lick pussy or munch carpet, I'd say that's just about the perfect pet right there.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I know I got a good laugh out of Adele too
maybe Beth D.? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:19pm.
What? I could so see her whoring it up! Bahahahaha!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by pig bottom on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:18pm.
Joss Stone forgot about her. She still sings?
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:18pm.
Adele!?!? haaahhaaaaaa!!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
what constitutes "underage"?
16?
18?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Way too cryptic for me to even guess.