Janet And Jermaine Are No More
UsWeekly is shouting that Charlene Duprey and one of the long-lost Keebler elves have quit each other after 7 years. A source says that Jermaine Dupri was telling people that the reason why he didn't go to Michael Jackson's memorial was because he "doesn't attend funeral," but the truth is he wasn't with Janet anymore.
Apparently, Janet decided that she wanted to keep her peen time and business time separate. The source went on to say, "You shouldn't mix business with pleasure. Janet felt their lives were too crossed and they should have kept things separate. Jermaine likes to be out there, mingling with everybody, and Janet's more shy."
Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.
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what a coincidence im listening i want you de janet...
She's still pissed that her album "Damita Jo" was a flop but he re-energized Mariah's career with "The Emancipation of Mimi".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:46pm.
is he really short?
i apparently have no knowledge of this man called jermaine dupri.
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really, no idea?
gather around for hip hop 101, in the 90s Dupri was a hotshot producer in the hip hop/R&B community, his relevancy(and money) has since waned.Bow Wow, Usher, Jay-Z and TLC were some of his clients. and yes he is really fucking short.
Hey jack! I was just popping in for a sec. I just got to work and I have a lot of catching up to do. I stayed in bed this morning with mind-fuckingly painful cramps.
*eats jumbo chocolate bunny*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:47pm.
So why is he a troll? Is he short or something?
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I like to think he was Janet's version of Bubbles.
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Bottom-feeder.
Jazz - you know she was in "Control".
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
LOL at jazzy
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:44pm.
Hahahaha! I wish you would have read my fairy tales to me, Viva. You put some ZEST in dem stories! ♥
Stoney I think he's only like 5'4 or 5'5!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
What did Jermaine say when Janet would spank him?
Ow, boss. De pain, de pain.
Stoney! what's up hooker? And yes, he is a wee-bit-of-a-man. And has scary bug troll eyes... *pokes at them with a pencil*
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Oh, fuck. A troll. Yay drinks!
Who the fuck said Wizard of Oz? Suck a dick, whoever you are. Now I got a hard-on thinking about Jason and flying monkeys.
So why is he a troll? Is he short or something?
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" Answer me these questions three or you will get no pee pee!"
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:44pm
I laughed more at you emerald city/munchkin comment... CUZ I KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE!!!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
is he really short?
i apparently have no knowledge of this man called jermaine dupri.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:44pm.
oh ok. a troll.
where the fuck did i come up with the emerald city????
*hangs head*
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I'm giving you points for that one! I was waaaaaay slower.
Wizard of Oz? Really MK? Fuck me, I haven't seen that shit since I was 4 years old. I was in pre-school rubbing up on some trick named Jason...
I remember that, but don't know jack shit about that movie. Where can I get my "Prostitution Whore" Certification?
Oh, I get it now. Thanks Molotov, ME & Crazy. I'll laugh next time cuz I was slow today.
What? Did Janet find out the the hobbit spent a few nights at ranch years back?
LOL... I get it now.... kinda let's the air out of a punchline when you have to ask what the fuck the joke means!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
oh ok. a troll.
where the fuck did i come up with the emerald city????
*hangs head*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:41pm.
duh! now i get it. bring on the lolz.
Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:40pm.
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
Okay, I'm hungover and stupid, can someone explain this to me? Is Jermaine a sphinx or something?
I'm not getting it either, but I had my traditional Friday vodka-martini-on-an-empty-stomach-lunch today.
Oh my god guys. In fairy tales and shit, there's always some little shit jumping out at travelers and fucking their day up with a riddle before they can pass or get to the next level of their journey. Or Rumpelstiltskin, that little fucker wouldn't give the baby back to the dumb bitch who gave him away until she could guess his name, you know, like a riddle.
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*IS EVERYONE ON CRACK!!!!! - jack-n-the-hat 7/15/09
MK: lmao i love u for making me laugh so much
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:41pm.
Troll...under bridge....can't cross unless you solve his riddle.
Took me awhile too! LOL!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by 7SnowyNights on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:40pm.
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
Okay, I'm hungover and stupid, can someone explain this to me? Is Jermaine a sphinx or something?
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Elves and trolls love to speak in riddles.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:41pm.
*sits next to fellow moron*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:35pm.
Me too, I am an MK lovah 4eva!! It's pathetic how much of my day is eaten up by this website....
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:39pm.
OMG I made reference to it myself! Ok you know when a troll is under a bridge thing and he comes up and won't let you cross unless you solve his riddle!
Bahahahaha!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
-wait- like he's the keeper/gate person of the emerald city???? as in munchkin?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Migraine - My sides seriously hurt from laughing. MK is on a ROLL this week.
Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.
Am I the only fucking moron that doesn't get this?!!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally
OK, so we must all be in agreement that that was the funniest comment MK has made all week!
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He makes so many! I can't keep up!
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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uh, i don't get it either
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
She's always annoyed the fuck out of me. She's so fucking phoney whose only real talent is dancing. She sucked as an actress and singer.
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
Okay, I'm hungover and stupid, can someone explain this to me? Is Jermaine a sphinx or something?
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:39pm.
I don't either!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:36pm.
She's a major size queen.
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the only dudes I know she's ever dated was that Debarge pipsqueek and this representative of the lollipop guild. So if you mean bitesize queen, I totally cosign!
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*Imperialists! The BANE of my existence - angel_i 07/09/09
*IS EVERYONE ON CRACK!!!!! - jack-n-the-hat 7/15/09
Awww I thought they were a match made in magic troll forest heaven!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
*sigh* i must be slow today... i didn't get the joke very one is bleeding over.
I don't get the riddle joke. :0(
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:34pm.
All I know is in the "All for you" video her cheekbones look like they could cut glass. And then other times, they fit with her face.
Maybe it's just weight fluctuation, but they look like implants to me...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Classic MK!
Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.
And this, ladies and gents, is why we don't tattoo the names or faces of people we fuck on our body. There is no guarantee you will be together forever, and now this fool has a big ass mural on the side of his ittle bittle body of a chick that dumped him. Dumbass.
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*Imperialists! The BANE of my existence - angel_i 07/09/09
*IS EVERYONE ON CRACK!!!!! - jack-n-the-hat 7/15/09
OK, so we must all be in agreement that that was the funniest comment MK has made all week!
*wiping tears*
I'm telling y'all, the only normal one is Rebbie.
As for Janet, I've heard two fairly contradictory rumors:
She's a lesbian, or at least bisexual.
She's a major size queen.
Thanks Sophie, MK slays me.
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
*falls off chair laughing* Hot damn thats funny.