Janet And Jermaine Are No More
UsWeekly is shouting that Charlene Duprey and one of the long-lost Keebler elves have quit each other after 7 years. A source says that Jermaine Dupri was telling people that the reason why he didn't go to Michael Jackson's memorial was because he "doesn't attend funeral," but the truth is he wasn't with Janet anymore.
Apparently, Janet decided that she wanted to keep her peen time and business time separate. The source went on to say, "You shouldn't mix business with pleasure. Janet felt their lives were too crossed and they should have kept things separate. Jermaine likes to be out there, mingling with everybody, and Janet's more shy."
Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.
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LOL oh yeah, the tattoo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
OOOh MK, no you di-int!
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I get the feeling Jermaine talks like Yoda.
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Submitted by sophie_003 on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 12:31pm.
Her cheeks have always looked like that. What implants?
@ M.E.
*falls off chair*
*whacks forhead on desk*
*dies bleeding*
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Your reaction was almost funnier than the original post!! Loves it
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
LOL what about that tattoo?
Fuck that elf. Out of R E S P E C T you attend a funeral of a brother of a whore you've been fucking for years.
Bet he feels pretty stoopid about that tat he got now.
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This one kind of gives me the sads......I liked them together, they seemed low profile and low drama. Oh well, Janet and her cheek implants will find happiness elsewhere!
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Jermaine is also broke like a fucking joke. It reminded her too much of her brother.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine.
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OH.
MY.
FUCKING.
GOD!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
*falls off chair*
*whacks forhead on desk*
*dies bleeding*
thank GAWD, Janet!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
OH NOESSSS THE POOR JACKSON FA -
wait. OH. I thought they were no more.
As in.
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Bottom-feeder.
another one bites the dust...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
"Or maybe Janet was just sick of having to answer a riddle every time she wanted to spend time with Jermaine."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!