Friday, July 17th 2009
Guess Who?
Why am I expecting RiRi to jump out of a tree hollow with jazz hands flailing while cackling "Ehehehehe! Ehehehehehe! Eheheheeeee!" Girl, just dip your head in a bowl of Manic Panic (Shade: Pat Field) and finish the transformation into Woody Woodpecker already! Woody doesn't play, so he may sue your ass for copyright infringement, but hotness costs.
And RiRi is stronger than me, because my no-no would be slobbering all over that piping hot cup of sessiness in the background.
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If Woody had gone straight to the police, none of this would have happened.
Submitted by vivienne on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 11:16am.
Eh, I understand what you mean. I didn't mean that in a bitchy or defensive tone.
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This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.
I reeellly want to mix RiRi's 'do with Kate Gosselin's and see what sort of awesomeness ensues...
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:46am
*MTV* different
*Hollywood* diffrent
It is still different. I am so sick of so many stars playing it safe and sticking with the 'norm.' Beyonce, Mariah and Angelina Jolie have had the same look for the past 10 years. BORING.
Not a lot of women can wear short cuts let alone a hairstyle like this. Halle Berry is another woman that can chop all her hair off and still look gorgeous. At least they change it up and keep people talking.
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I agree with you, although at the same time, sometimes i think she is stylish. i still feel someone dresses her, and this outfit was all sorts of terrible. i don't like the shoes or the top, kind of eh on the hair....
does she even pseudo sing anymore? shouldn't she be touring or something? how is she getting money, nonetheless i'm quite positive she has more than me. in fact who doesn't? Jesus save me...but i digress
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Submitted by F-listed on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 9:23pm.
I never understood what the big deal is about her? She looks cute in a " trying waaaaay too hard" kind of way. And ?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:41am.
Her hair looks like something I'd make in the shower with lots of shampoo.
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That's a totally unforgivably fug haircut...it's so bad hipster it's not even acceptable unless you're a psuedo-punk. Why does she have to dress so badly?!
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Eh. I don't like it, but she can somewhat pull it off. The nails are disgusting and dangerous looking; hope she has someone on the payroll to wipe her ass for her. Wasn't really caring what her bra looked like either, but hey, whatever.
*Shame delete*
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That hairdo needs a name.
Let's see... the comb-over effect makes her look like she's been slapped upside the head...hmmm...
I think 'the pimp hand' is appropriate.
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Submitted by vivienne on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:46pm.
Meh, there's a difference between being *really* different, and just being "MTV" different.
I personally think she falls moreso into the latter.
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She's so edgy!!!!11!111!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*oneeleventyoneone*!
Not.
Please, Covergirl, you're fooling no-one! Go back to selling makeup like you do best and stop trying to fool yourself how much of a unique artist you are! Besides, that's what Lady Caca's for anyway.
Her hair looks like something I'd make in the shower with lots of shampoo.
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I never understood what the big deal is about her? She looks cute in a " trying waaaaay too hard" kind of way. And ?
I don't care what you guys say. I LOVE LOVE her hair!
This hairstyle is so.....Rihanna. Only she could do something like this and pull it off. I would love to rock a short do or at least a mohawk but I look better with my long hair. I love her style and can definitely see why she is a fashionista. My sister stays on this website called celebritystyleguide.com to see the latest Rihanna outfits. She does her best to emulate the ones she like. Personally, I am so sick of these singers all dressing and looking the same. I applaud her attempt to be different. I still don't think she can sing well but whatever. It seems being able to sing is no longer a requirement for singers these days.
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I wonder if she regrets the matching tatoo she got with CB...LOL Assholes, both of them
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Miss Thang: now I can't stop singing that song...
*gotta take it sloooow, or someday you'll be all aloooone".
Maybe if someone slaps her upside the other side of her head, her sartorial sense will return to her.
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I always love this chick's hair no matter what. She really pulls it off. Some bitches can really work it out in a short 'do. I'm so jealous.
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They're fake. Fake nails are never attractive ESPECIALLY when the your real nail is almost as long as the acrylic.
I'm over her; so over her.
She's a ho, so is that a HoMo? hahahaha!!!
And, what the FREAK is with those nails??? WOW... they could be considered a weapon on an airplane.
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Did no one notice the SHIRTLESS guy in the main photo? Yummy!
So sick of this chick. Hate her music, hate her attempts to be edgy.
wish i could pull off a haircut like that
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 3:06pm.
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AGREED.
also, imo she cant sing either...
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Who da hell does she think she is...Woddy Woodpecker?! She can never be as hot as Woddy, NEVER. Stop trying RiRi...just stop.
i think she looks hot
I used to have this hair in the 80's but blonde
good times, LOL
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why the fuck is this girl considered a fashion icon? she looks like a fucking idiot to me most of the time.
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Perfect for now but Im waiting for her to use the Umbrella wig again, that was pure hotness!! The short dos are getting old, switch it up Ri!
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Her hair totally reminds me of Divine playing Dawn Davenport in "Female Trouble" when she is in the courtroom defending her crimes of beauty.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:24pm.
MKs taste in men is highly suspect...that guy behind her is NOT HOT!
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The shirtless one to her right.
The only thing I like about her is her various hairstyles and sometimes, her makeup. I want a faux hawk but I'm not sure I can pull it off. :(
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 2:15pm.
Eh, i do not like this...her hair is usually just way to funcky these days for me. She was so pretty before, with the long hair..
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Yes, but with the long hair, she looked like every other manufactured popstar. I'm still undecided, but it's def. different and has prompted folks to take notice. Very J*Davey. Not sure about those True Blood nails though.
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I can dig it.
I'm usually a sucker for these dykey looks, but this one's not doing for me.
Nice press-on nails. Not.
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The lead singer from Flock of Seagulls wants his fucking hair back.
"Fuck me running..."
RiRi needs to stop fighting the hot.
How can someone look so beautiful at times and looks so goddamn fugly most others. I think the only time she truly looked beautiful was when she had the bob during the Umbrella period.
And are the green eyes contacts? I always wondered.
What the hell is that red under her thumb nail? Its retarded and not cool or trendy and that hair...eewwwww
and its not a mohawk, I'd call that a fauxhawk.
I see she is now going to the same hair stylist as Kate Gosselin! Surely she could do better.
MKs taste in men is highly suspect...that guy behind her is NOT HOT!
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looks like a gopher on her head
Eh, i do not like this...her hair is usually just way to funcky these days for me. She was so pretty before, with the long hair...