Friday, July 17th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Pamela Anderson will eat your braaaaaaaaaains (after she's finished destroying that sad ice cream cone) (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Somebody with a pulse and a working brain (not confirmed) actually married Fred Durst - Radar

Anna Friel isn't shy - Egotastic!

Can somebody tells Becks that official soccer rules state that if you hug another dude, you both have to be shirtless. Those are the rules!!! - Lainey Gossip

Air Force One knows how to get a party started - Towleroad

Shia LaDouche or a dirty plumber who reeks of Coors and won't stop staring at your ass? - Just Jared

Brit Brit's titty and weave dingles tour Europe - Cityrag

The Dragon Tale Twins have a really hot nanny (I'm talking about the blondie in red) - Popsugar

Professional Magazine Whore flashes her crotch on purpose this time - Hollywood Tuna

Denise Richards says she has "friends with benefits." Oh, so that's what we're calling Johns these days? - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


Pammy, Pammy, Pammy...*shaking my head*

boomsy's picture

Still kinda hard for me to see Shia as a man; I remember thinking how adorable I thought he was on 'Even Stevens'...

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Juniperjump's picture

Wow- what on earth has happened to Pam Anderson in the last five years or so??

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Mother Superior's picture

Someone is chewing on Fred's limp bizkit.....erghhh...

Bowchickawawa's picture

I just love how the word "TUNA", in bold letters, is next to Pam's head. You can't see it in the photo above but if you go to DS, you'll see it.

Richiegay's picture

Durst must have banked a lot of coin. We have all seen his bizkit on the net and know he is not playing with a full sized peen. Good luck dumbass.

Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)

Mother Superior's picture

Imagine Pam in 10 years.
The first proper face lift will have happened and she'll be on the train to Wildenstein station.

If you have loads of plastic surgery when young, you'll need repairs later on because your body is changing and shifting implants and scars.

Pam will be looking like a completely different person soon. *looks into magic sphere*

MickeyHolland's picture

Compared to Coco Loco she looks like the epitomy of style.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Pam Anderson is such an outspoken advocate for PETA and animal rights, but I'm almost pretty sure that they tested her bolt-on tits and nylon Barbie doll hair on some poor animal at some point.

Other than that, this Afternoon Crumbs is too infested with other skanks, and bothering to comment on any of these other sleazebags would exceed my lifetime attention whore quota.

I was just barely pushing it by wasting my thoughts on CoCo tonight.

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paris herpes's picture

Zombie Pamela Anderson with SAD ice-cream cone! LOL! She must have some brain eating virus...!

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Ok,so Shia is fine as hell and has dick for days, but I'm really gonna need him to retire those fuckin jeans. Them shits probably smell like ass juice, cigarrettes and lindsay lohan's weave.

...Bitches is dumb!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:41pm.

... or an archeologist. I haven't seen skin that dry since they unearthed Tutankhamun.

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And I think that ice cream cone can do better!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:35pm.

I look at her face every 5 years. Any more than that, I'd have to be a masochist.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:23pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:18pm.
I think Pam has a pretty face. Why does she always try to hide it behind her leather handbag?
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HAD, and that's a baseball glove.

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Hehehe.. I don't know if I'm more surprised that your memory goes back that far, or that you ever actually looked at her face.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:22pm.
"Denise Richards says she has "friends with benefits." Oh, so that's what we're calling Johns these days?"
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Denise Richards' friends with benefits = deaf guy who can't read.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 11:18pm.
I think Pam has a pretty face. Why does she always try to hide it behind her leather handbag?
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HAD, and that's a baseball glove.

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"Denise Richards says she has "friends with benefits." Oh, so that's what we're calling Johns these days?"

Johns?? You know that crazy twat named all her vibrators!!

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I think Pam has a pretty face. Why does she always try to hide it behind her leather handbag?

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wow! that bikini top almost FITS Pam!

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gucci's picture

jlows kids look spoiled and rude.

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DiamondDawg's picture

Holy Crack Face, Batman!

Team Valtrex's picture

Pam looks like she was cast in the lead for "Night of the Living Blowup Dolls".

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stake_spike's picture

Yikes the age spots on Pammy are nasty. Nothing could repiar that crap. Imagine what she must look like under those weird x-ray skin things dermos use. Uuugghhh.

I don't know how it is here, but players get fined when they take off their shirts in a game of footie. Something like $5,000 or $25,000.

Mawy's picture

Kids, look at Pammy's face. Let this be a lesson to you to use sun block. She looks like she has vitiligo. or however u spell it.
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

blaaaake's picture

Pam Anderson was GORGEOUS in her first Playboy spread but all that hard partying, plastic surgery, tanning, and unprotected sex has ruined her body. if this is what she looks like on the outside, imagine what her poor organs must look like.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Pam Anderson looks like a 60YO $5 truck stop ho.

The Dragon Tales twnis look like their hideous daddy, Skeletor.

Denise Richards STFU!!!!!!!111

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Reeter's picture

Wow. Pammy looks rougher than ever.

ChubbyWubby's picture

OH MY GOD!! I JUST REALIZED PAM ANDERSON CAN PLAY THE PERFECT ROLE AS TRICIA WALSH SMITH!!! ACADEMY AWARD AWAITS HER!!!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/25959

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I swear to God I thought that picture was Tricia Walsh Smith, the crazy YouTube divorce lady from Engloand!!!

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lizardo911's picture

Wow. She looks tore up from the floor up... Wow...

babybunny's picture

Pam, yuck, with all your vegan ways you sure look like a used up truck stop skank...too much sun and hard living...why does PETA use her again as a spokesperson?? She should be the spokesperson for Torn Up Ho's, Inc. ** runs out of the sun **

roxie's picture

She looks like a masculine tranny, just like Brooke Hogan.

MizRo's picture

NaughtyVoyeur is here?
Long time no see, Naughty!!!

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Submitted by NaughtyVoyeur on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 3:49pm.
Pamela looks exactly like the Wayans brothers from 'White Chicks'. You sure that's not Shawn Wayans filming 'White Chicks II'?? :)

HAW! She is nasty. And, I'm sorry, but J-Lo's kids do not look cute to me. And I like how they each have their own handler. *rolls eyes*

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MizRo's picture

Damn, Pam, you now look as disgusting outside as you are inside.

Dallas's picture

Gay porn on Air Force One.........I believe it!

stars101Sez_IhaveBeenBannedByPh's picture

Wow Pamela has really aged badly.

moomarse's picture

Is that really Pam Anderson??? wow.....

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:47pm.
Your welcome, sluts.

M.E. the only commenter I recognize is kittycatastrophe.
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Same here.

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Your welcome, sluts.

M.E. the only commenter I recognize is kittycatastrophe.

Green Is Good's picture

Denise Richards says she has "friends with benefits."

Back to her old line of work. What, she didn't bleed Charlie Sheen for enough money? That nose candy habit of hers is getting muy expensivo.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:42pm.
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HAHAHA!!! We be klass-ay!!

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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 4:30pm.
Thanks for the link, Dee! ♥♥ I especially liked this part... (paraphrased)

THE AWL: Can we talk about vulgarity? Your site is pretty vulgar.

MICHAEL K: But I don’t think it’s that vulgar! I’ve always been around that, that’s how my friends and I talk. I talk like that around my mom, just because I like to shock her, so I think I get worse and worse to shock her, and she’s like oh my gosh Michael, don’t say that.
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I do the same to my Mom. She was especially offended when I told her I pissed in Nitty's pool.
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YES! I'm the same way with my dad. I tell him everything and most of the time his eyes are bulging out of his head. Although he laffed when I tolded him I barfed on the side of Nitty's house.

Thanks for the link to AWL. MK is a cutie pie. Fucking love his humor!

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DeeDee - thanks for the link. Who the hell are all those commenters? Any of you sluts?

misslainey's picture

That's Pamela Anderson?! Dayum. Double dayum.

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Thanks for the link, Dee! ♥♥ I especially liked this part... (paraphrased)

THE AWL: Can we talk about vulgarity? Your site is pretty vulgar.

MICHAEL K: But I don’t think it’s that vulgar! I’ve always been around that, that’s how my friends and I talk. I talk like that around my mom, just because I like to shock her, so I think I get worse and worse to shock her, and she’s like oh my gosh Michael, don’t say that.
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I do the same to my Mom. She was especially offended when I told her I pissed in Nitty's pool.