Friday, July 17th 2009
Sword Fight!
Here's world-famous Persian movie actor Jakey G working the weave, leathah and swords in a new still for that Prince of Persia: Sands of Time mess which hits theaters next Summer. There's something about this that just screams "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick Butter" to me.
That being said, we all have to give clappity claps for Jakey's crotch bulge game. That's probably where he keeps his hair scrunchie. Jakey must have taken lessons from Soulja Boy. I'm not mad.
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Douchetard with a scrunchie in his drawers!
There. That covers it.
Foil! Epee! Sabre!
Oh wait, wrong sport.
Samurai!
Oh wait, wrong country.
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Reportedly, he has been invited to online talk show this weekend on a big site called (RICHSEARCHING) or something else. Some of his fans have gotten together there with waiting for him. Who knows his screen name on that site?
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Hey,, i am confused why so many people keep saying romanticme667 is your username on ++++++R i c h p a s s i o n . c o m++++++. Is that true?
Could they have picked a wronger person for this role?
Not a slight to whatever acting skills he may possess... BUT WHAT THE FUCK.
This looks incredibly cheesy. Ugh.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
the good ship real-tion-ship
Oh god i should use spell check but i cant be fucked
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
i actually used to play POP on a veeedddeeeooo game thingy when i was like 19 at this girl i knews home. We would smoke up some good shit and I would while away (ie totally fucking waste) a few seconds of life on this shit. I would get all competative cos i sucked and only made level 3 or whatever whereas she was on 63rd level or some shit. Thats was about as techno as i ever got. `That and streetfighter which i only played to keep my ex happy LIKE FUCKING COCO!!!! again I was too young but I did tell him i would kill myself `if i ever went out with another man who played veeedeeeo games. As a result i havent had many long term realtionships as I dont smoke no mo and i dont play veeedeoo games but am still alive...just.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
What's with the stunt choriso?
Obvious homosexual - and probable tinymeat - Jake looks scorching hot here, thanks to personal trainer, steroids, and a great cameraman!
Wow. What a completer waste of time, money and film.
Ahehehehe! "Prince of Persia" is about as much an historical epic as "Tetris: The Movie."
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 8:31pm.
I've NEVER gotten the appeal of these "historical" epics. Read a fucking book if you want history. Books? You remember those, right?
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Mike, you are a man after my own heart. Bibliophiles R Us.
Submitted by Raina on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 5:50am.
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Heck! This is what I get for just relying on my looks *tosses blond hair and laughs breezily*
Iran it is. And that's still one helluva codpiece on Jakey.
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Bottom-feeder.
To Plecostomus & Ambrosia: I would suggest you both pick up history books before commenting on things you have no knowledge about. Persia is not modern day Iraq, it's modern day Iran. Iran was Persia until 1935, when they changed their name to Iran. Iranians are Persians. Persia is not the entire middle east, it might have been an empire once but today the middle east consists of Arabs, Turks, Armenians, Persians, etc.
I am really looking forward to this movie and I think Jakey boy will play a great Prince of Persia, he does look Persian (with a tan lol), he actually looks like one of my friends.
The Middle East is an entire region, like The Americas.
Persia is now modern-day Iraq and Roll.
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Bottom-feeder.
"Persia"...call it what you will, it's still the MIDDLE EAST, full of crazy jihadist wanting to cut off the heads of the 'infidel'.
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Well, that's a mighty mighty codpiece. Did he borrow it from Soulja Boy?
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How cliché is that mom grabbing her kid in the background.....
When are they going to make a live action version of Sonic the Hedgehog, starring Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel as the lovable blue critter?
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Yeah...I think I'll pass on this...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
For God sake, who cares he isn't Persian? Do you hear German actors moan when American/English actors play them in war movies? Do you hear us moan when Briget Jones is being played by an American? So many examples. Who cares? I won't see this film but meh, Jake is pretty okay with me.
He looks a bit like Jared Leto, I think.
The animated version was hotter.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(sugarscupid. c o m) last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
who cast jakey poo as the king of persia??? i mean, what the fuck, it looks like he put on a halloween costume...
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 7:54pm.
Jeez, I wonder how many of you complaining about miscasting believe that Jesus was a white, blue-eyed man smack dab in the Caucasian hotbed of the MIDDLE EAST????? Yeah, right.
I'll go watch it just to see Jake's crotchy bulge and uber-muscles.
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hmm, good point.
Submitted by KA on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 8:57pm.
I'm going to see this movie purely to see Jake. I have no idea about Prince of Persia or anything behind it. I just like me some muscled-up Jake. :D
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How DARE I question Ming the Merciless? FUCK yeah, what he said!
I'm going to see this movie purely to see Jake. I have no idea about Prince of Persia or anything behind it. I just like me some muscled-up Jake. :D
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I find him so unattractive. Yuck.....
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
This movie looks like a total fail. I feel like most people would rather rent it, not watch it at the theater. Unless they are video game freaks.
Another future flop. What else is new?
I've NEVER gotten the appeal of these "historical" epics. Read a fucking book if you want history. Books? You remember those, right?
MO! Looks like Jared Leto, another hideous, unattractive goonface.
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Submitted by lara on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:38pm.
I smell a FLOP!
I agree.
Jeez, I wonder how many of you complaining about miscasting believe that Jesus was a white, blue-eyed man smack dab in the Caucasian hotbed of the MIDDLE EAST????? Yeah, right.
I'll go watch it just to see Jake's crotchy bulge and uber-muscles.
Geeze, I thought it was Billy Ray Cyrus at first!
Stick a peen in my ass and call me done....I'm in love!
Sword fight....bring it on honey!
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That Soulja Boy shit is real....but look at his mug. That bitch is a flaming down low BROTHA! Helllloooooo.....WTF. Just look at his facial eksxpresion bitches. He is angling for man on man action.
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
This film has lame written all over it.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaP_lpUXU2M&NR=1 Now that's bughetto.
I. Would. Loving the hair its tres conan off roids.. (!)
.good name for a porn star
Conan Off Roids please make yr way to the set
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Well there's gotta be some hot young Persian actress out there by now who can play the female lead.At least try for some ethnic accuracy.Besides...Persian babes are hot.
Grabbing smurfy's hand and inserting 2 v's: save them, you never know when you may need to calm yourself.
Bye, babe.
Thanks Mizro...
for now I'm sedating myself with alcohol.. it seems to be working, I'm finding the posts funnier than usual:S
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
smurfy: *puff* pass... keep it sweetheart - you deserve it and I have plenty. Here's a couple of valiums for you too.
*muah*
Bouncing.
there a lot of Persian actors that could've been casted but this is Hollywood and they go for the money not the performance.
Triston: Opus Dei? Some self-flagellation too? Or just an orgy? Either way, you are killing me! God, I love you!
Ciao for tonight my love - hope you make that connection.
Good night all - I had a great time!
Serenity, one and all.