Friday, July 17th 2009
This Explains A Lot
During the Sotomayor hearings yesterday afternoon, Senator Jeff Sessions said they were all going to light the pipe and have themselves a crack smokin' party! And here I was thinking that most senators spend their breaks tap dancing for dick in the bathroom.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 3:47pm.
I know A LOT about Sessions, and A WHOLE FUCKING LOT about how jokes are told in Alabama.
Sessions's joke was a racist one. No doubt about it.
Drug policy is not a simple issue. But all Sessions has done by approving this legislation is taken away the problem of explaining why white offenders end up in rehab, and not in prison, like black and Latino offenders do.
Were it not for political pressure, Sessions would not have supported this legislation at all.
No need to, when the system was working perfectly well for his constituents and their children - the ones he actually represents, and who haven't yet died as a result of their addictions, that is.
How anyone could be stupid enough to even try crack, or any form of cocaine, is beyond me.
Really, will all of you who do use drugs please just put on your dunce caps and join Jeff in the corner. Idiots.
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that was awesome! i wanna put that shit on my myspace page!
CORRECTION:
my comment WAS NOT directed at the clip.
My comment was directed at the clip.
It's a KNOWN FACT that Sessions is a racist.
he has a REPUTATION for being a racist.
I know plenty about Sessions.
He's an ADMITTED KKK supporter.
I don't think he was being racist. I think he was saying that they were going to reduce the penalities for crack I think that's a good "non-racist" thing:
In the war on drugs in the United States, race is a critical issue. Although statistics indicate that African Americans account for only 12 percent of all illegal drug use, they make up 44 percent of all drug arrests. This racial disparity has drawn the attention of policy makers, politicians, and the courts. Many observers attribute much of it to the severe penalties imposed for offenses involving crack cocaine, which lead to the arrest and conviction of primarily black defendants.
That racist hillbilly pig makes David Duke look like Ghandi.
Can ANY of these idiots keep their foot out of their mouths?
Ambrosia on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 4:53am.
I'm SHOCKED that any DListed poster actually has a political opinion. I didn't think any of us actaully cared! BTW, WHO did you vote for POTUS? Care to say, or too embarrassed to admit?
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Oh and clean your crack pipe.
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still laughing.
i've done that before not hear what i said or how it came out.
too funny!
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:30pm.
I almost broke my television this week listening to this asshole interrogate Sonia Sotomayor. Shoes, remotes, cell phones were flying.
I live in a red state so I deal with these dopes every day
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I feel your pain. Which makes me glad we don't have to deal with that semi-illiterate former president who got in and out of Yale via the old-school "affirmative action": rich, well-connected daddy.
I see Marion Barry has been hooking peeps up in the halls of power. ... took me 3 mins to get my shit together just to type that, LOLZ
If I ever father twins, and they're mentally retarded, I'm going to name them Alabama and Mississippi.
Relax, I want kids about as much as I want lymphatic lymphoma.
Gotta admit, hearing this dude talking about crack cocaine made me LOL a bit.
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This idiot is one of the people in charge of our country...isn't that sad?
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Oh, he thinks he so hilarious. Oh, aren't I funny! I'm sure he cracks a lot of nigger jokes in the men's room of his all-white southern country club while shaking the last of the urine from his 3" dick.
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What disneylandman66 probably doesn't know is that HELLA crack gets smoked by MEMBERS of the Country Club of Birmingham, both on the golf course and away from the club.
Otherwise his comment says it all, and is quite correct.
And yes, MK, this does explain why I hate living here, and why I am often home in the evening, looking for a laugh or two on DListed.
Thanks for being here :)
You've gotta be on crack to come up with some of the shit these guys do. They probably snort cocaine off Pelosi's forehead.
I guess Kate Go$$elin didnt get the list.
Regardless of this politics and general fucktardery, this is some funny shit!
haha, they need to auto tune that shit.
i wonder what grilling criticism Fox news will have about this.
Haha I love country bumpkins..
Great stuff
I almost broke my television this week listening to this asshole interrogate Sonia Sotomayor. Shoes, remotes, cell phones were flying.
I live in a red state so I deal with these dopes every day.
What's the big deal? People misspeak fairly often, and then everyone made a joke about it. God forbid our lawmakers have a laugh every now and then. And if he is working towards reforming the laws regarding punishment for crack vs. cocaine, good for him. That's some racist shit.
I thought Amy was in London?
Bradi,
Thank goodness for Stewert and Colbert.
Mizro,
so true.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:03pm
Thanks.
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
My mistake, he is Jeff Sessions. Pete Sessions is a Congressman from Texas.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:03pm
Thanks.
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Just FYI - his name is Pete Sessions, not Jeff.
And yeah, his views are skewed just as is his party affiliation.
"We're gonna do some of that crack cocaine thing we've been talking about."
This man is an elected official.
ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. FUCKWIT?
Jesus wept, this is some sad shit.
zomay on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:10pm
Well last night on The Daily Show, Provolone's favorite show, John Stewart went thru Lindsey Graham's reading of comments about Sotomayor, John them read comments about Lindsey Graham, "an homely lesbian" made me pee mah pannies...
He's such a nelly priss...
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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:06pm.
Excellent research zomay! THAT'S why he's an asshole.
aiiight. i didn't get that from the video.
@momus, yea i know that. from the video i thought he thought that the sentencing as you showed was unfair and wanted to change it.
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I love how people say something and the second they're called on it they say, "Oh sorry, I misspoke."
Um, maybe you should think BEFORE you speak.
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too.
Bradi, MizRo,
Rachel Maddow helped me with that one. She pointed out one day that he loves judging Sotomayer, and yet he himself would never pass these "exams".
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These are the lawmakers? Sad.
Excellent research zomay! THAT'S why he's an asshole.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:53pm.
Why is he an asshole? He wants to discuss reducing the sentencing for crack cocaine offenses later. Right? Or did I hear this video wrong
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Currently, under the United States Sentencing Guidelines, for federal offenses, there is a 100 to 1 disparity between crack and powder cocaine. In other words, a person who possesses 1 gram of crack gets the same sentence as someone who possess 100 grams of powder cocaine. Yet, both forms of cocaine are chemically the same.
The Supreme Court of the United States has held that sentencing judges can ignore this disparity and sentence at the powder cocaine level.
However, the U.S. Attorney General has asked Congress to fix the guidelines to reflect the Supreme Court ruling.
*gets a Diet Coke to slake my thirst caused by this long-winded lecture*
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zomay on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 6:03pm
Wow, if he posts that on EHarmony, Palin will officially become his soulmate....
"Un-American" positions?
Missionary?
69?
COMMUNIST!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
In 1986, Sessions was nominated for a federal judgeship by President Ronald Reagan. The nomination was killed by the Senate Judiciary Committee, which refused by a 9-9 vote to let the nomination come to the Senate floor for a vote. Sessions's opponents accused him of "gross insensitivity” on racial issues. Sessions allegedly made a variety of comments that opponents pointed to, when he jokingly said that the Ku Klux Klan was not so bad until he found out that some of them smoked marijuana. Sessions also allegedly referred to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) and the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) as "un-American" and "Communist-inspired" because they "forced civil rights down the throats of people." At his confirmation hearings, Sessions said that the groups could be un-American when "they involve themselves in un-American positions" in foreign policy. Sessions claimed that the remarks had been made in jest.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:59pm.
Thanks.
Yeah sure, He mispoke.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 07/17/2009 - 5:54pm.
My video is not working!
what does he says? anyone?
He said to someone 'we're gonna do that crack-cocaine thing we talked about later' the crowd laughed. Another senator chimes in laughing 'for the record why don't you rephrase that' then he says 'I mispoke. We're gonna discuss reducing the burden of sentences for crack-cocaine cases and make them fair'
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He was one of the guest speakers at a conference I went to a couple of years ago and he was actually very entertaining to listen to.
Crackheads truly have no shame.
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