Saturday, July 18th 2009
HoHan Is A Squirter
It looks like somebody woke up on the right side of the bathroom floor....where they passed out the previous night after having a liiiiiiiittle too much of the wrong stuff. HoHan usually growls and bites at the paps, but she had the smiles outside of her house yesterday. Homegirl was up to something! She came armed and wasn't afraid to shoot.
The pappies totally thought she was cooling their asses off when she squirted at them, but she had the big laugh when they realized the "water" was actually recycled snatch syrup. HoHan got 'em good!
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I absolutely HATE Lindsay, she is so annoying!. I am surprised she was posing for the paps, ususally she ignores them!
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oh crap, Dr. M is back?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Dr. M
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Shalom (hello)
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Shalom (goodbye)
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kinda bored (obviously)
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I saw a trailer for some movie this Meth-face did called "Labor Pains" this weekend. Evidentally it went straight to cable tv? Lindsay, please go away with a least one ounce of integrity. You're no longer funny, you're just pathetic.
this bitch is really starting to annoy me. Why is she even still relevant? SamRo... its time to ditch the hag and find a better pussy that isn't gonna beg you to let her in 3 am or stalk your ass around London...
lulz. I only wish it was a real squirter pic of her.
*Yawn* Call me when she cracks up and shaves her head.
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place
for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
Next time she'll bring her Cabbage Patch dolls and her Barbie collection and play in front of the paps.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:51am.
Shank you, I will when I'm ready.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:48am.
Do I need to call child protection for that? Lyndsay shouldn't be allowed near her own family, let alone other people's.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:42am.
click start you skiver
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:42am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:36am.
She kinda does! But fuck. Don't give her ideas. She's thisclose to her 15 being up and I already organised a caterer!
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She has a new movie premiering on FOX Family channel tonight!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Pfffft, TV, I never said she looked GOOD. That'd be damn near impossible, now...
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:36am.
She kinda does! But fuck. Don't give her ideas. She's thisclose to her 15 being up and I already organised a caterer!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:38am.
I'm just pleased to see that Lindsay Lohan's lips aren't their usual morbid shade of blue-grey.
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Probably still taste like old tuna though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm just pleased to see that Lindsay Lohan's lips aren't their usual morbid shade of blue-grey.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
she does resemble someone.
Ann Margaret. Not Marilyn.
http://images.google.ca/images?q=ann%20margaret&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla...
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:27am.
The only thing I'm sure of is that those are NEVER Lyndsays pants. But, for the first time in years, I think those are her lips.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:30am.
Thanks :P
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Nice one Khensu! lol
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:22am.
She could never fill Marilyn's shoes, but those might be her pants.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Maybe they mean that Lindsay Lohan looks more like Marilyn Manson NOW, after she's been dead for a few decades.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Hmm, how did I ever miss Ho's striking resemblance to Marilyn before now. I mean, the day glo toenail polish, the skinny jeans, the cheap market footwear, the tacky stretched out fancy logo tee with no bra... Really. It's uncanny.
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Submitted by MAD on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:04am.
what does it say about me that I read this blog and I FACKING LOVE IT.... LMAO
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Well, I'm no Ms. Cleo but I'm fairly certain that it says you are completely and utterly ruined but you will laugh A LOT throughout your days. Either that or your asshole will explode in 3...2...
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
what does it say about me that I read this blog and I FACKING LOVE IT.... LMAO
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ------- S uga r Da d dy C h a t --- C o m ----
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
re; squirters, Once upon a time when I was still relevant to the majority of the 'Gay Community'(whoever that is)some guy I sorta knew asked me in a multi-person forum(dirty book store)if I was a shooter, as opposed to a dribbler, I suppose? This was before xtube and way more information than I could comprehend. As it turns out he was right It always fascinates me when people have such superb gaydar that they can almost tell you your fortune. I imagine he is long gone, but the question remains how the hell did a complete (almost) stranger know more about me than I did ??? sluttingly yours, richiegay
sorry if this too personal I just got home from a wedding were I had sexy times in the past with several people who were there, don't even think about saying what you are thinking!!!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
She sort of looks to me like she's starting to hear voices and having long conversations with people who aren't there.
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 8:35pm.
Holy shit... is she wearing pants?
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I'm sure they're not hers.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 7:13pm.
I saw three natural reds on the beach today who were dropdead gorgeous, not celebrities, no out-of-control freckles,
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HEY! LEAVE THE FRECKLED ALONE!!!!
and the flat assed too while we're mentioning stuff.
funny how her lips disappear when she's smiling for realsies eh? at least she looks happy for once. It wasn't too long ago she was cutting herself...
have to say it, i've only seen her in one thing - the garrison kellor movie and she was quite good. oh yes i did. bring it on. my freckles give me teflon like invulnerability.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/futurepigeon/video/x9wcqu_psycho-one-oh-...
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9wd0k_psycho-one-oh-four-knife
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 8:05pm.
She looks like she never takes a shower.
I agree with those who say she's not a good actress- she's really not. She not a natural - she always looks like she's "acting". The media talk about her like she's a real talent who took a wrong turn but I think her 'stage presence' is bad and she always looks like she's regurgitating the lines fed to her.
Not the coke lines, those ones she does very well. Academy award for those.
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I agree. In the few movies of hers that I've seen, I was never blown away by her acting abilities. Maybe I've seen the wrong ones. She was very, very cute once, but that's about all I would say in her favour.
In response to media coverage of her, I think that "talented young actress spirals into tragedy!" probably sells better than "spoiled, racist, drink-driving twat who never did anything worthwhile OD's in her own filth!"
Wait. I dunno. I'd probably pick up the second headline first.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
What a waste of a picture.
Holy shit... is she wearing pants?
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 7:59pm.
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Dear God,
What misslainey said, but I'm asking you to do something rash, really rash and really right now...
Thanks Main Whore,
Tigerlilly
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thank you "misslainey"....so funny the "Dear God" letter, love it!!!!!
While you're at it, can you do the same for Tom Cruise, Miley, Carrot Top, Clay Aiken, Paris, all of the Kardashians, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Coco & Ice-T, Jon & Kate (you can leave the 8 kidlets alone) and Sarah Palin? Please?
wow! I second her emotion! Add the dumb Simpson sisters, Nicole Ritchie, Speidi, Brangelina, Mischa Barton, the Olson twins, Jessica Alba and Winehouse.
I'll be back when I can think of more.
She looks like she never takes a shower.
I agree with those who say she's not a good actress- she's really not. She not a natural - she always looks like she's "acting". The media talk about her like she's a real talent who took a wrong turn but I think her 'stage presence' is bad and she always looks like she's regurgitating the lines fed to her.
Not the coke lines, those ones she does very well. Academy award for those.
Dear God:
You and I are pretty tight, so I am asking you this in all sincerity--would you PLEASE send Lindsey Lohan away? I am so tired of seeing her doing stupid things. I don't think I can take one more picture of her in short shorts and Uggs, leggings or really round sunglasses. I know you love all people, so I'm not asking you to do anything rash, but could you please, please, please send her to some other dimension? Or the moon? Just anywhere I don't have to see her. While you're at it, can you do the same for Tom Cruise, Miley, Carrot Top, Clay Aiken, Paris, all of the Kardashians, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Coco & Ice-T, Jon & Kate (you can leave the 8 kidlets alone) and Sarah Palin? Please?
Your loving servant,
misslainey
Her 'career' has already circled the drain and disappeared. Who gives a fuck about this chick?
at least she doesn't look like a day shift hooker in these pics.
I saw three natural reds on the beach today who were dropdead gorgeous, not celebrities, no out-of-control freckles, and it was like meh, just another day in SoCal. This chick is just barely hanging from Fame cliff overlooking the gaping canyon called Oblivion.
she sucks
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This tired ho is a complete waste of space. Why can't she just cover her pale, scrawny body and stay indoors. God knows her skin needs the break.
she actually looks (sigh)...cute
bitch, stay out of the sun. or at least wear some goddamn sunscreen. her freckles are too much.
bitch looks really old. wtf happened?
ps- I don't want to know wtf is under her fingernails.
she is just plain old nasty. *shakes head*
paps are stupid to let a washed up actress squirt them with who knows what.
They should stop taking her pic and see how desperate she gets.
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The only way she'd have a chance with me is if she was in fact a legit. squirter (which are rarer than the proverbial hens' teeth, in my experience).
MK, I think if it were recycled snatch syrup, it would burn through the plastic water gun.
*shuddering at how you make recycled snatch syrup,*
She looks good here. More importantly, she looks HER AGE.
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