Sunday, July 19th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Linda Koopersmith, formerly of Clean House - Yesterday, The Style Network showed a Clean House marathon and they played old ass episodes co-starring the lovable elf-woman known as Linda Koopersmith. Linda used to be the official "organizer" on the show, but for some reason, her little ass isn't in the cast anymore (they are little people haters, basically). Linda has gone on to do bigger things like write her own book where she teaches all of us the correct way to organize and fold shit. Below is a highly informative clip of Linda showing everyone how to fold and store a thong. If this looks like way too much work, just leave your thong on your one night stand's bedroom floor. It'll save you the hassle.
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I think most of the people on this show are hoarders, not just messy.
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mwhaha.... bet she ironed them first too... at least they didn't have crease marks......wat a tool
wow...I am speechless. specially with the buttom up, ..is it me..BUT i was shocked since I dont think a thong has a bottom side...just a butt crack.
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As to the fitted sheet thing, here's my secret. Get it folded as best you can into a square. Then take the flat sheet, that does fold nicely and fold it into a long rectangle. Set the fitted sheet in the middle of the rectangle and fold the ends around it until you have a nice square with the fitted sheet tucked nicely inside it.
However, I saw a fitted sheet video that I mean to try out. He folded that bitch into a perfect square that actually laid down and behaved nicely. I really need to get a life......
Submitted by Jaxon on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 5:56pm.
Ah hell I am bored, I just tried this, got it first time too....
And I totally agree about the fitted sheet thing, who here just rolls them in a a ball?
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Submitted by Jaxon on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 5:56pm.
Oh hell no you did not! Now I have to go get a T shirt and try this!
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Well, that answer's the burning question "Who the hell folds a thong???"
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Take your thong and lay it butt up...
Well, ok, then, I guess now we all know that Linda Koopersmith wears thong undies!
I used to be so addicted to this show before they got rid of this hot slut.... It's gonna be tough for me to decide between her and clear pepsi ;( Damn you, MK, for forcing me to make this decision! ;(
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:50pm.
Folding a thong is about as useful as trying to fold a fitted sheet. FUCK THAT.
Funny vid, though. GIANT ASS THONG!!! lol
LMAO. Funny shit.My gramma irons and folds her fitted sheets..I have never since her, seen or heard of someone else doing the same.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 4:19pm.
Do they clean people's homes on the show? Do they make the people do it themselves?
Do they teach? What? What is "Clean House"?
It's a totally addictive show on Style mainly hosted by Niecy Nash and her crew of designers, organizers and carpenters. Most of the folks they deal with are clutterbugs, not filthy folks like the ones on "How Clean is Your House?" I've never seen an episode where they taught people to clean.
Three other chicks pitch in when Niecy is filming other stuff (a white girl, a black girl and a Hispanic lady), but no one has it like Niecy. She's always going on about the clutterbugs' "mayhem & foolishness." She also sings "who wants a clean house?" when recruiting for folks to appear on the show.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean_House
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For those of you who tried the t-shirt video and couldn't do it:
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-fold-a-t-shirt-in-2-seconds-explaine...
This vid is in english and shows some crucial steps the other leaves out. Or maybe they are there but we can't understand what she's saying. I folded it right the first time from this one which means I'll be able to sleep tonight. Yeah, I'm just that neurotic.
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Trish Suhr > Linda Whatever. I love Clean House.
Anyhoo, her folding vid has nothing on this magic:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/THE-ULTIMATE-T-SHIRT-FOLD-448200...
I watched this video at least 10 times and tried to fold my t-shirt another 10 times and I never could get it. Something about how she picks it up. Mine never fell into the little square like that. If only she were speaking english. That had to be key. I'm going to make myself crazy trying to figure this out.
Do they clean people's homes on the show? Do they make the people do it themselves?
Do they teach? What? What is "Clean House"?
I liked her on clean house.
God I loved her on Clean House. That is my absolute favorite show. I just cannot get enough of it.
Bitch would be shocked to see my thongs and my time of the month underwear in the same drawer!
Anyhoo, her folding vid has nothing on this magic:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/2/THE-ULTIMATE-T-SHIRT-FOLD-448200...
That woman has wayyyyyyy too much time on her hands.
Best comment of the day:
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:09am.
If your thong is so big that you have to make all those extra folds, you shouldn't be wearing a thong.
LOLOLOL
LMFAO!
I love how she does the thumbs up gesture when saying 'butt up'.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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I color-coordinate my shirt drawer. It looks like a rainbow. I haven't tried organizing underwear. Maybe I should try that.
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Organized is fine, but this chick takes it way too seriously. As in, "Welcome to Cedars-Sinai, Ms. Koopersmith. Mischa Barton will be your roommate."
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"Dance, hippies, dance!" ~~ Laurie Notaro
Folding a thong is about as useful as trying to fold a fitted sheet. FUCK THAT.
Funny vid, though. GIANT ASS THONG!!! lol
That is too much hassle. I just dump all my underwear in a drawer and fish through to find what I want to wear that day.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:17pm.
Forget thongs, you can just flick those across the room. Can she show me how to fold a fitted sheet?
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hahahah I was thinking the same thing.
I once asked Mrs K that as a rhetorical question only and she sent me a link in a nanosecond.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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I KNOW HER! hahah true to form she would have a video clip on how to fold a thong. She once told me guys should only go for girls who have rips in their jeans at the knees, if you get my drift.
and she is seriously ocd you should see her organize it's nuts.
Folding my thongs and buying a special organizing box for them? I think we've just arrived at a new definition for insanity.
I organize my thongs by sexiness: Work-a-day to He'll Cum In His Pants. Ok, really by stains.
Speaking of OCD.. bitch has a bit of an eyebrow situation going on here.
Just sayin'...
Forget thongs, you can just flick those across the room. Can she show me how to fold a fitted sheet?
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Really? Folding a thong? Because there's so much fabric and it takes up so much space. I bet if you just stuffed all of those thongs in that box it would take up just as much space.
OCD is a bitch, and its name is Linda Koopersmith.
(pardon my crabbiness)
People who follow this woman are the same people who call 1-800 phone numbers listed on shampoo bottles. I used to love Ellen Degeneres' act as an operator on the other end: "Now let me stop you there, madame. Did you remember to wet your hair first?"
Submitted by person_of_interest on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:44am.
If your thong is so big that you have to make all those extra folds, you shouldn't be wearing a thong.
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LOL I was thinking the same thing!
Love that Clean House show!! Shit - I never knew there was a proper way to fold a thong...
Why did I watch that?
This bitch is ridiculous.
I bet she gives folding instructions during sexay times to fold her droopy tittays and meat flaps. Directional bitch!
Oh! "Butt up"! I just knew I was doing it wrong.
And some of those Clean House houses, god, they should have just saved time and money and burned them down, because you know damned well those mofos would go back to slobbing it up as soon as the cameras rolled out of there.
Oh sh*t this made my day, MK.
I can't believe I watched the entire thing...and found it, um, educational.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 10:52am.
I only saw one episode of their show, where they cleaned up the flat of a voracious reader and crossword fan, who hadn't cleaned it in 20 plus years. I can't remember the exact quote, but one of them said, "I'd rather be simple and clean". Do you remember which one I mean?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Pffft. Yeah that's useful information that critical to our survival. NOT.
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Never seen it, but I'm sure it can't beat "How Clean Is Your House?" with Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie.