Sunday, July 19th 2009

Mischa Barton Will Stay In The Hospital

On Wednesday afternoon Mischa Barton had some sort of "meltdown" and was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they stamped a 5150 on her forehead. This allowed their asses to hold her for at least 72 hours. Well, time is up, but Mischa will continue to eat the Jello. Mischa's rep said she's going to stay in the hospital for more treatment. He wouldn't say why Mischa had to be shuffled off to the crazy bin, but her so-called "friends" say she stuffed her nose holes with way too much bad shit.

They told The NY Post that after a 3-day coke binge, Mischa freaked out and was scared she was going to do suicides to herself, so she called the cops (cut to Wino chirping, "Pfft. Lightweight"). One of the friends went on to yap, "She's in very bad shape. She's running out of money and can't find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess."

The thing is, Mischa was supposed to fly to New York on Friday to do promotion for some movie she's in and she's also in the cast of The Beautiful Life on The CW. It's not like she's working the graveyard shift as a security guard at Walgreens ala Gary Coleman. And as for the love thing, she's only 23. Somebody give her Jennifer Aniston's Skype name. They need to have a conversation.

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blaaaake's picture

nobody feels sorry for this has-been. she loves the attention. stupid fucking cunt.

Somebody give her Jennifer Aniston's Skype name

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Meeshie's picture

Would anyone really care if this ugly, waste-of-space cunt dropped dead? Same goes for Lindsay Blowhan, Tara Reid, Heidi Montag, Brooke Hogan and the Hilton sisters. There are truly talented people out there who are just waiting for their chance and these twats are sucking up every bit of attention there is.

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It's called Valium. Take one and come down you stupid fucking bitch.

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TheBreakdown's picture

I'm with MizRo on this one. I was out and about but in moderation, on the weekends, and I still worked over 60 hours a week, including school.

I would mention cocaine considering Mischa, but this sounds like hometrick just took a whiff of whatever was being passed around and this time....

this time?

Angel dust!

Bitch gon' IGNUNT now.

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shut the smurf up's picture

Whatever, the Hat this bitch is wearing probably costs more than i have in the bank.
Depression is a Bitch,but what i dont understand is all this Hollyweird whores trowing their careers to the trash when they are lucky to have them in the first place.

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Este pinchi guey... cue in the sad music... this must be the new hollywood gringa trend? No?

stillmoveon's picture

is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD's picture

This troubled young woman is so gacked out that snow is blowing out her ears. She needs to get out of the cookie business, if you know what I mean... Dumb hooker can't manage her finances, and now she has slipped into the gutter. Haw haw!

BagHead's picture

lol, she looks ripped.

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that boy george costume has got to go though...if she channels him
she's through....karma kameleon for rills

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:50pm.
I hope she gets better and all...I don't like to see ho's sufferin' and all...but rich/famous bitches needs to realize they ain't above shit....That's all I'm gonna say...

This is why I loves the Tiger...your compassion for people is showing though. I knew it...softy!

But in my opinion...I'm really sick and tired of people like this...a dime a dozen. So many young people today are working their ass off trying to get through college only to find that guess what? The job market SUCKS and they may have to take whatever job they can get. Then you have someone like Mischa who because of her looks has everything and continues to fuck it up. I don't feel sorry for her nor would I want her to kill herself but come on!

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lizardo911's picture

Oh come on... She doesn't look 40. She looks young still. I feel bad for her... She can't handle her profession and she probably she go to college and become something like the rest of us. Poor thing... Geez...

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Submitted by Grace Disful on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:14pm.
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It's crazy because there's a photo of her and Lohan modeling kids' clothes together looking all fresh and innocent and now they're both having life crises at roughly the same age:

http://massengale.typepad.com/venustas/2007/06/give_me_a_child.html

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I hate Lohan's druggy arse, but she's adorable in that photo. It's a shame that apparently neither of them had any sort of family structure to give them some sense of normalcy.

The idiotic celebrity notion that every 23/21/18/15/whatever-year-old goes out and parties and does hard drugs and 'that's just a person being young and having a good time' is seriously self-deluded.

MayWest69's picture

23? right. bush is a genius too.

sofster101's picture

What ever happened to the whole idea of the independent woman who doesn't need a man? Are we slowly transitioning back to the 1950s again that we need to seriously doubt ourselves if we haven't found love by age 23? Not saying it's a bad thing to be paired up by that age, but geez... Even Gary Coleman found love (or something similar to love).

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Clarisse's picture

Hohan and Mishma should hook-up! Combined those two cracked out washed up 23 year olds can finally OD.

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Tigerlilly's picture

I hope she gets better and all...I don't like to see ho's sufferin' and all...but rich/famous bitches needs to realize they ain't above shit....That's all I'm gonna say...

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Miss Thang's picture

woah, that photo really highlights the crazy in her eyes. She's a useless piece of garbage. No personality, and now she isn't even pretty. At least Blohan had some good movies. This piece of cellulite-ridden shit needs to go the fuck away forever.

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letinstar's picture

i bet this thing is wishing she never gave up the "o.c." gig...
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toni's picture

She is really young, she is ruining her looks, all she needs to complete this is a lesbiana gf.

Submitted by girl_cheese on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 6:17pm.
Yeah, I don't think she's 23, either. More like 30, which may be the reason for her melt-down.
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I don't think she's that old. She did The Sixth Sense a decade ago and there's no way she was 20 at the time.

All these poor self-absorbed celebrities addicted to drugs, forgive me if I don't shed a tear. These girls don't even have talent and they manage to make it and then blow it(no pun intended).

Why do they all look like Katy Perry?

girl_cheese's picture

Yeah, I don't think she's 23, either. More like 30, which may be the reason for her melt-down. Is it just me, or are these twats pretty much worthless if they're not doing a TV dramady or taking up space in a movie? There's nothing else they can DO, right? Job-wise?

I didn't think so. Oh, well. Sux for them.

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From what I've read she is spoiled brat, who had tantrums with her mother on the set of OC. She is still a commody in Hollywood, even if she isn't on the same level as Jennifer Aniston. Jesus, she is only 23. Hell, I am way older than that, and I never found love ( any worth more than a few months worth ). Get a grip, Mischa. She used to run from TMZ, like she was some hot shit star. Well, they can be jag offs.

MizRo's picture

At 23 I was binging too, but I would get up on Monday and go to WORK. Every weekday I got up and went to work, weekends were for partying.

It's called a work ethic, moderation and self-control;
oops, my bad,
Barfon doesn't HAVE a job or self-control obviously.

allencommon's picture

I think we all saw this coming. The girl is a mess. I can't imagine what it was like on the set of the OC with her.

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MizRo's picture

In the immortal words of Rick James: "Cocaine is a helluva drug".

Sorry, didn't read anyone's so please excuse any stepping on comments.

Whatever's picture

Stay away from cocaine.

Rockwell's picture

Take a lesson, kiddies. This is what happens when a non-talent who was on a popular show for a hot minute finally realizes she’s been replaced by the next crop of non-talents. I laugh because the fast lifestyle of partying, drugs, and alcohol has aged this bitch irreparably!

misslainey's picture

I actually feel sorry for her. I this picture she really looks like a spaced out Charlie Chaplin mime. Since I have a lot of sympathy for the mentally ill, I will just say I pray she gets better.

What I can't understand is where she got the ca$h for the coke. She must have been hoovering up *mounds* of it to drive her to call 911.

I wonder what her ex, Greasybear and her ex-enemy, Wonky, have to say about this?

get serious's picture

I don't get this chick at all. Like the article says, she's working in movies; why is she "running out of money"? And, like the article says, she's only 23. Lots of time to find a dude.

Although, I've also got to say that she looks like she's 40+. She's got to lay off the meth & coke...

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I don't have any trouble believing she's running out of money. Drugs are expensive and she's not exactly an A-lister. She's probably blown all her $$$ from "The O.C." on coke already.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Had the little bitch decided to shave her fucking head & snatchal area in full view of friends and paps...me woulda had a wittle sympathy.
She didn't.

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NitWitty's picture

You know her manager is rubbing his fat sweaty little hands together saying, "Well, Britney had a nice comeback after her 5150."
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 2:31pm

Maybe she's smarter than we think she is and this is her way of getting promotion for the show and having people talk about the similarites? If that't the case, well played Barton.

RichBitch's picture

I wonder what'll happen to 'The Beautiful Life' on The CW now? Talk about an art / life collision! Maybe this is all part of the promotion and she's being all method on our asses!

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TiredofthisCrap's picture

At 23 sure I was out and about club hopping, island hopping drinking like Tara Reid, but never fucked with drugs. I've seen too many fools take some bad shit and end up like Mischa's ass. Hopefully this shit is temporary and not permanent, I know people who haven't recovered from some bad shit.And at 23 there's love on every corner, may not be true love, but hell it is easier to get laid at that age, because you don't know any better.

Plecostomus's picture

She DOES look so much like a female version of Doherty. We should start calling her Dreamgirl.
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stake_spike's picture

I still don't think she's worse off than Lezlo. I mean she's at least working and hasn't resorted to being a lesbian for press coverage, stealing clothes or doing club appearances. I'd take Barton over Lohan anyday (even if that bitch totally killed the OC).

pumps's picture

can't she just go away?!?even if its sad for her, blablablabla, she's still a complete waste of oxygen and human DNA.
so, now, if she would just pack her stuff, and go live in Antarctica...maybe i'll consider about liking her a little.
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