Pass Me A Barf Bag
And here comes the part where Jon Gosselin thinks that just because he's living in NYC without his child army, he's now going to be some kind of playboy about town. Hear ye! Hear ye! Women of NYC, do not feed the douche! I mean that in several ways. Seriously, if you put anymore food or vaginas into Jon's mouth, his head, ego and body will blow up! Jon will become the Stay Puft Marshdouche and trample over all of us.
Last night, Jon went to dinner with someone who wasn't meth brows. Maybe Hailey asked for the night off, so she could finally sort out her CODE BLUE eyebrow situation?
Earlier in the day, Jon and Kate were forced to be together for a TLC photo shoot in Manhattan. It's amazing how calm the possum on Kate's head looks after being tranquilized, washed, brushed and fed. It looks so peaceful.
UPDATE: Jon's mystery date is apparently a reporter at Star Magazine. That's what Radar says anyway. Jon is going to have to send UsWeekly a bouquet of roses and a box of truffles, because they are going to be jeeeaaaaalooooous.
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (---sugarscupid dot com----)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
So far all of his whores have been serious brown-baggers.
Team Possum Head!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:17am.
seriously: I told you guys all along he was the bigger douche, I seriously HAAAATE him, the way you all hate Kate. He was just on the fucking RIVIERA with meth face.
YOU HAVE EIGHT KIDS THAT NEED YOU EVERY DAY YOU K WELLFED of Pennsyltucky!
IF I see this fucking loser in NYC I'm going to tell him just how fucking disgusting he is.
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Couldn't agree more. This fucking asshole should take methface with him and leave planet Earth forever.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by poo on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 6:06pm.
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I've been reading that site for a long time. Yes, most of the posters ARE crazy. If those are "normal" moms I fear for the children of today. If you go to the post where they are talking about Jon taking a "friend" to France you'll see they are slobbering all over themselves with glee that Jon has "escaped" and is sticking it to "Khate" and most see nothing wrong with his disgusting behavior. And they believe anything "Aunt Jodi" says.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Hey，all
google RichSearching
This is a place where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.
Remind me why the papsmears want to photograph this man?
I'm so sick of people posting their stupid fucking hook-up sites on here. Fuck off!
MK - Can't these be deleted?
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www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Aw look, you can tell he had to hem those jeans! Shorty.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
if these two were to have kids together....o boy DEEE DEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's over. This little shit has had his 15 minutes.
I hope he does read about himself here... and cries.
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this sucks let's do something else
LOL stoney
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Yeah, the amount of birth defectiveness in that picture is mind-blowing.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I know this will sound mean but the Star Reporter chick looks "special"...in a short-bus kind of way.
Snowy: LOVE JEFF!!!! Casey too.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww drama, he's a cutie too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:40am.
Check out my new avvie!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
yay! stoney! word! :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:34am.
I seriously don't blame Kate for entering into raging bitch territory (for the most part). If I had a husband who played with toys instead of helping me with the kids out in public, I would lose my ever loving fucking mind. I would want to slap the stupid off his face every second of the day. He is so goddamn clueless it's a wonder she didn't blow his head off.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ha ha Drama I saw it, WELCOME to the world of Russell the Muscle, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
SNOWY! I left you a BB comment on your wall since MK doesn't seem to feel posting a BB thread is important.
On topic: I could give a flying fuck about Jon & Kate.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
thanks stoney, i think you and I are are the types of women who know that some men are so mentally challenged that they force us to bring the inner cunt out!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL. No, not the University. I'll find out... hang on.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Ok nevermind, now I sound like a stalker.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*schedules secret rendevous with jack*
Is the country club The University Club, by chance?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I WISH!! We have some fucking itenerary (sp?) we are sticking to. The company she works for is flying us in and we have meetings and shit at the office and then dinner at some country club. I will have like 3 hours in the afternoon Friday to goof off from 1-4 while she is in meetings.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
OMG jack! You should totally come to happy hour with me at 5. Our group is hysterical.
Edited: 2 dollar Miller Lite and 2 for one well drinks
On topic: Snowy, I knew that all along too! This lazy, passive aggressive, early mid-life crisis having disgusting excuse for a human being and parent would drive anyone to cuntdom.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
seriously: I told you guys all along he was the bigger douche, I seriously HAAAATE him, the way you all hate Kate. He was just on the fucking RIVIERA with meth face.
YOU HAVE EIGHT KIDS THAT NEED YOU EVERY DAY YOU K WELLFED of Pennsyltucky!
IF I see this fucking loser in NYC I'm going to tell him just how fucking disgusting he is.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
We'll be breathing the same air Friday at 8:00am!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Mornin' baby!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney - always nice to hear one of your smartass rants early in the morning.... Mornin dear!
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
You are quite a cunt!!! You were said to have a personal account on a donkey fucking online service (TAKINGITFROMANIMALS. c O M) for losers and douchebags with pictures and blog there. Quite a few hung giraffes and zebras wrote to you. You've been there for days, it seems the horses are not hard to hook up with.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
WOW. that's one of the ugliest women i have ever seen.
Haha.... she got SHORT BUS FACE!!!!!!
I never thought I'd be takin' sides with Kate, but this dude is making me sick.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
She looks more like the ShePratt than Shitney to me...
I fucked her and he watched.
This fool... bitch please... he needs a stylist. Where in grapevine hell is Rachel Zoe when you need her?
She looks like Britney in her head shaving, cheeto eating day. Star should consider keeping her BEHIND the camera we don't need two Britney's
I think this tool is really starting to like the paparazzi and the attention it brings. He is starting to think that he is something special. Do you think he goes online and reads what people actually think about him?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.www.sugarscupid. c o m, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
I bet his farts smell like death. If he is looking for work, I'd say he has a promising future in competitive eating.
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
I didn't know he was dating Kloe Kardashian. LOL
Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.
Wow, those two are fugly. He is a total douche and she is a drugged out whore. Perfect match I guess. I feel sorry for his exploited "child army." Do they even remember his face? I hope not.
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what a schmuck face.
Submitted by gnarlyone on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 11:04pm.
how fame destroyed family values ;p
he ought to get an apartment with those
christian republican congressmen
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Don't know why this comes down to bashing republicans... sure they're retards, but the liberal side has enough retards of their own.
Something about this guy strikes me that he wouldn't vote or give 2 shits about politics...
how fame destroyed family values ;p
he ought to get an apartment with those
christian republican congressmen
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid dot com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
This bitch looks like Brit Brit!!
Well...I guess Jon really is becoming an irresistable pap and babe magnet. How could Kate ever let him go.