Sunday, July 19th 2009

Pass Me A Barf Bag

And here comes the part where Jon Gosselin thinks that just because he's living in NYC without his child army, he's now going to be some kind of playboy about town. Hear ye! Hear ye! Women of NYC, do not feed the douche! I mean that in several ways. Seriously, if you put anymore food or vaginas into Jon's mouth, his head, ego and body will blow up! Jon will become the Stay Puft Marshdouche and trample over all of us.

Last night, Jon went to dinner with someone who wasn't meth brows. Maybe Hailey asked for the night off, so she could finally sort out her CODE BLUE eyebrow situation?

Earlier in the day, Jon and Kate were forced to be together for a TLC photo shoot in Manhattan. It's amazing how calm the possum on Kate's head looks after being tranquilized, washed, brushed and fed. It looks so peaceful.

UPDATE: Jon's mystery date is apparently a reporter at Star Magazine. That's what Radar says anyway. Jon is going to have to send UsWeekly a bouquet of roses and a box of truffles, because they are going to be jeeeaaaaalooooous.

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Manimal5's picture

Well...I guess Jon really is becoming an irresistable pap and babe magnet. How could Kate ever let him go.

zamy's picture

She is sexy.she has a perfectly fantastic body.

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lizardo911's picture

From their retarded expressions on their faces, they look mentally challenged... Wow. What a bunch of useless people in the limelight for no reason whatsoever...

Kandykane's picture

Who gives any sort of fuck about this useless douche? His only claim to fame is breeding a bunch of lab rats in a petri dish. That's it.

This was the best thing to ever happen to TLC, until they actually broke up, and made public about the farce of their relationship.
Can you blame this guy for reaching out for anything or anyone that didn't treat him like shit.
after being leashed by such abject evil for years, wouldn't you go crazy with freedom?

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single050's picture

He is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service (RICHSEARCHING. c O M) for successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him. I've been there for days, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up with.

smileanyway's picture

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

the grinch is coming's picture

I used to watch the show until the blatant product placement began, the last episode I watched was the one where they all went to a ski resort.
Jon went to snowboard and Kate stayed the whole time indoors, I felt bad for him back then but now he just turned into a disgusting pig.
the idea of him and this designer dude to start a children's clothing line so he can pimp his kids even further is repulsive.
they should cancel this show already!!! what are they going to show now that the sextuplets are in school? Kate cleaning obsessively at home while Jon fucks as many piece of asses as he can?

Snarkley's picture

It's going to be funny to watch him when he runs out of money.

Schunathy's picture

That's Britney... bitch!

banjjo's picture

I don't like Kate, but the girls he's been picking are a step down. That girl is nasty.

Miss Thang's picture

These people don't know shit about being subtle. Gawd, they are almost, almooooooost as vulgar as Heidi and Spencer. I mean, Star magazine, Jon? Really? You're talking directly to Star magazine? Where the FUCK are your 8 children, you bastard??? I HATE YOU, Jon Gosselin!

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That's a man who got in over his head. He married to young, had too many kids, and didn't know his wife all that well. I felt bad for him b/c of the way his wife is, but this looks like he's cut and run and that's a no-no.

I wonder if all those people who have sent them care packages in the past are feeling a little sick right now. I never watched too many episodes but did catch one xmas one where people had sent them tons and tons of gifts, guessing because they thought they needed a little help considering all the kids. What a slap in the charitable face.

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:23pm.
that gwop site never publishes strongly anti-jon or slightly pro-kate comments. i dont know why i care at all about this, but it does piss me off.
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Don't let that site get to you. Those people on there are mostly psychos and for some reason they really hate Kate and really love Jon. Jon can do no wrong for them, they defend him to the death. I think he is much worse than she is, at least she's in your face about it. He's a sneaky and slimy behind your back type of guy. I think GWOP is run by a bunch of brangeloons, they froth at the mouth and tear Kate down in an eerily similar way to what the brangeloons do to Jennifer Aniston.

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Uh, no.

The GWOP site is anti-Kate, true that. But it's hardly a pro-Jon site. From what I've read over the last six months, the focus is pro-kids and anti-child exploitation, with a lot of posts regarding child labor law. Like a lot of people just getting to know the trainwreck that the Gosselin family's become, Jon received some sympathy for having to put up with Kate's rages; however, as recent events have unfolded he's been called on his douchebaggery and fame-whoring, just like his soon-to-be ex-wife. The GWOPers for the most part are everyday moms who used to like the show when it was about the family life of a young and somewhat mundane couple. When the heavy-handed product placements and makeovers started, the denunciations began. And that was over a year ago. Passionate, yes. Psycho, no.

Give the site another look.

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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 4:25pm.
She's far from fat, but wtf is wrong with her left foot?
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I need more cowbell's picture

When did the tide turn and everyone started hating Jon? Just because ole opossum head greased down her hair doesn't mean she isn't a controlling hateful hag pimping her kids out.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 5:14pm.

I am really looking forward to hearing stories about the harassment Jon will be facing here in NYC. Just for the Ed Hardy shit alone.

I did actually see someone wearing an Ed Hardy shirt today. At the playground near the Zoo. Obviously a tourist.
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pass the popcorn. i can't believe someone hasn't kicked him in his no-nuts yet.

Hekki's picture

I am really looking forward to hearing stories about the harassment Jon will be facing here in NYC. Just for the Ed Hardy shit alone.

I did actually see someone wearing an Ed Hardy shirt today. At the playground near the Zoo. Obviously a tourist.

TT99's picture

He is clearly a selfish douche. I can understand wanting to live in a city, but why not Philly, to be closer to his kids, hello? I hate him. I have cramps.
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When it frist came up I thougth that was Britney for a second! I was hoping, that would be the best train wreck ever! But alas, just some desperate reporter trying to score a scoop or something.

I see the tiger from his shirt has migrated to his ass...seems that is where his gravitational pull must be.

madam s.'s picture

Jon and his date really are both very special looking. It's like the people from their half-way house thought it would be cute to let them "dress up" and go on a "date". And the chaperone has to pull the waiter aside to let him know that they can't have forks or knives.

MizRo's picture

*crickets*

Ok, no one is in, I'm out.

She's far from fat, but wtf is wrong with her left foot?

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MizRo's picture

Stop the irrelevancy. Please. WHO cares?

jon needs to be shot.

and that girl is fat.

Anonymous101's picture

Can they both go away?? Srsly?? Please?? And please give up their brood to someone who could really care for them without using them as a meal ticket?? Sh!t!! Even St. Angie or Vadge would be good options in this case; at least those two b!tches have jobs of their own, so the poor kids would only have to work part-time, not full-time, like they are now.

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putsomestankonit's picture

At first I felt sorry for this douchebag. He always looked like the life was sucked out of him and that he hated every minute of his life with Kate. Then he announces how he hates being a "celeb" and not being able to have any privacy in his life.

Now since filing for divorce he flees PA and his children for life in NYC and takes up with a chipee and starts to embrace his reality start status.

Fuck you Jon, you lying piece of shit. I hope your new girlfriend gives you the worst case of anal warts you ever have.

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Whatever's picture

Only one barf bag?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

JG sure can pick 'em.

*hides in burrow until the whole Gosselin fad disintegrates*

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 1:23pm.
that gwop site never publishes strongly anti-jon or slightly pro-kate comments. i dont know why i care at all about this, but it does piss me off.
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Don't let that site get to you. Those people on there are mostly psychos and for some reason they really hate Kate and really love Jon. Jon can do no wrong for them, they defend him to the death. I think he is much worse than she is, at least she's in your face about it. He's a sneaky and slimy behind your back type of guy. I think GWOP is run by a bunch of brangeloons, they froth at the mouth and tear Kate down in an eerily similar way to what the brangeloons do to Jennifer Aniston.

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Submitted by Lisaosnow on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 3:21pm.

His date looks like a retarded Britney Spears....so basically she looks like Britney Spears.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 12:24pm.

LOL, before I enlarged teh thumbnails I thought it was BritBrit too!

How amazing would that be... I think the universe would end immediately

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I agree with you both and think the universe will end when Jon: 1) hooks up with Octomom; or 2) knocks up the real Shitney.

Those two women would love to have them some Jon, simply because they iz crazzy.

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His date looks like a retarded Britney Spears....so basically she looks like Britney Spears.

Jon Gosselin is an ass! The only reason he was remotely interesting was because he was part of an adorable family trying to hang together despite the stresses of raising 8 children. Now that he's blown that, there is no reason to report on his exploits except to underscore what an immature loser his is. No wonder Kate bitched him out constantly. She's better off without him and we'd be better off without seeing his face on magazine covers.

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Submitted by Jaxon on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 2:50pm.
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LOL, that was the first thing I noticed...her hair! Millions of strangers are right, her hair is unattractive. I've seen it on women here and it's unattractive on them as well (one had fire engine red hair coloring, too...hot hair, lol). It sucks to be criticized and I wouldn't like it either but the difference here is she walked willingly into a reality show.

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Damn he's moved far away from his eight children!!! WTF wants a dude with eight kids, half of any money he gets is automatically going to them. (In PA they are allowed to go and take 50% of your wages, for child support.

Does he really think he's the celebrity and not the children? Christian Audigier is the kiss of death for realiyy stars. Remember Sarah Larson, she did something for him and poof disappeared. Hopefully the same will happen to him. The show will be much more interesting as "Kate single mom of 8".

Look at how she is smashing her hair down. And she was wearing all those stupid hats the week all that nasty crap about her haircut came out on the internet. I bet she grows her hair out now. I find that very sad that she would let a bunch of strangers influence how she wears her hair.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 2:31pm.
he has the pot belly and the pig, just not on a leash.
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Oh, fuck! LOL! And he has eight piglets attached to his sorry ass.

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And we're looking at pictures of this POS because.....?

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 2:17pm.

All he needs is a potbellied pig to complete the "Clooney mystique." You know the bitch is looking for one.
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he has the pot belly and the pig, just not on a leash.

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I just *love* when balding men put a whole tube of hair gel on their heads.

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Find yourself?? I thought you did that after college and before getting married and having kids. That is so LAME for him to say that!!!!

sofster101's picture

He is not bad looking. However, he does not have the looks to be acting like a playboy. And it'd be in good taste to at least *try* to hide the fact that he's going all around town so quickly after separating from his wife.

Sock-Monkey's picture

All he needs is a potbellied pig to complete the "Clooney mystique." You know the bitch is looking for one.

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carefreea's picture

Nah, that grad pic hides his douchiness too easily.

Just had a read of the official site and they all come across so nicely. Admittedly, I've never seen an episode but are they worth the loathing? The channel they're on over is here is on satellite, which we're not allowed to have installed.

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Madam Pince's picture

The interview claiming he needs time away from his kids, to find himself ... in 3, 2, 1 ...

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