Sunday, July 19th 2009
Chi-Chi-Chichiiiiiis!
BAM! If you weren't temporarily knocked out by these gigantic Tupperware titty bowls, then you'll see that they are attached to Katie Price. Bitch came out in a big way to Michelle Heaton's birthday party last night in London. For chichi real. My nipples would be growling in anger if I was Michelle Heaton. It's supposed to be her time and here comes Katie's spotlight breaking tittttttays (so big they need extra Ts). It looks like she's smuggling two Harveys underneath there!
The child beauty pageant contestant Katie stole that dress from is going to be pissed when she gets it back all stretched out and shit.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:17pm.
The dark hair suits her. That said, I think seeing this ho without her make-up would be a major shock.
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Like the villian at the end of Scooby Doo getting their mask ripped off revealing a completely different person.
Those things look painful. Yuk.
at least she is not with those children.
Downward Spiral, Mischa Barton-style.
Wow. What an ugly drag queen.
The dude in the back-right of the 2nd pic is definitely hot.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:44pm.
MK, is you high? Cuz I'm high and I say LET'S CELEBRATE CHICHIS! *shakin' all six of them*....
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Mazeltov, big kittay! (yes, I'm blasting that "gotta a feelin" Black Eyed Peas shit)
-- so good night & good bumpin!
she'll make a great floating device.
In spite of the tittie owner, this pic makes me appreciate the good things my natural girls have brought my way ;)
“She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
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This is the fucking funniest dating site spam ever. Fertile douches?? If they were sterile maybe I'd consider a throw down if I had nothing else to do. But since they are FERTILE douches, I'll pass.
She looks disgussssssting. Could they look any more fake? I thought she had those reduced a while back. Just how big were those puppies? Those aren't puppies. Those are full grown dogs.
At least the boobs distract from her face.
How does she keep her nips from showing? Does she even have nipples anymore?
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Each boob looks to be the size of her head. The human head is approximately 10 pounds, give or take 2 pounds. Therefore, can I conclude that her boobs add another 20 pounds to her frame? I am, of course, making the assumption that her head is also made of plastic.
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“She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
WOW, something submitted by one of those dating site spam bots is actually true!!!!!!
Well, look at the bright side
with the builti floatation devises, she will never drown,and shaks are attracted to human flesh, not plastic
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Fucka doodle-do.
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire and celebrity dating club http://tinyurl.com/nhj5m3 . “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
LOL Texndoc, MK loves the titties soooo much, that's why all those thumbs were neeeeeeded lmao
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Pull your top up stupid.
A dozen or so thumb photos would have sufficed, MK. But I really like the left boob shot on pic #64.
Until I saw the boobs I thought it was Megan Fox
Boy, she really has told Peter to drop dead, hasn't she?
She must have gotten them pumped up again, this cannot be the smaller size she claimed she was getting.
I thought she brought those things down? Jezus, they're massive.
Who is this chick, and why do I care?
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 8:12pm.
Hope you feel better soon, hon.
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Holy shit! that is nasty, I'm no prize but I'd still say no to that shit.
Fake boobs are gross.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 07/19/2009 - 7:33pm.
If it were my birthday, I'd never invite that boob-hog attention bitch.
Hahahahahahahaha: "boob-hog"!!! Who finds these obviously fake breasticles hot? You'd need the Jaws of Life to squeeze em' together if you wanted to tit-fuck her. *shudders...and not because Mr. Mercury is gayer than the Snuggle Softener bear*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
she worked hard for that body by having it injected and liposucked into shape.....even she says she overdid it by getting lipo.......bionic
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
If you can overlook her ridiculous tits, face, brain and personality I have to say she has an incredible body and clearly works hard at it.
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"What drawer?". "The KNIFE drawer"
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her hair always looks like a cut and paste syrup ( that means wig in cockerenee speak.....syrup and fig= WIG)
I am very depressed today
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Do her breasts breastfeed off one another?
I'm sure her soon to be ex-mother in law is just devastated that her son will be losing this lovely lady.
Tarrantula eyebrows are so played out.
I am so over Katie "Jordan" Price. Michelle Heaton is supposedly her best friend and she upstages her at her own birthday party...Bitch has no couth..Well then again she screamed to the whole press that Peter Andre veeted his butthole clean,so I suppose nothing is off limits to this media whore.
looks like her fake eyelashes weigh a ton
her armpit looks like a puckered butthole
This ish is not attractive in the least bit. Just why?! It must suck knowing that people will never look you in the eye, take you seriously, or ever hear a word you're saying cause your tig ol bitties are more important than your face, words, or brain..I don't know, maybe some women like/want it that way
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
She use to be so pretty, what a motherfucking shame this woman is, orange alocoholic hot mess shame! I hate her now.
these are the down-sized ones? Far too much make-up, but she's going thru a divorce & seems to be reverting to Jordan 1.0
MK, is you high? Cuz I'm high and I say LET'S CELEBRATE CHICHIS! *shakin' all six of them*....
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Gosh she's huge...that dress barely covers her......lose some weight fatty!!! 2x4 can't walk through the kitchen door!!!! Those tupperwares much weight at least 10 stone each (140lbs)! Lardo Jordan! and her thighs....gaaaawwwddd....fuck!
If it were my birthday, I'd never invite that boob-hog attention bitch.
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Bitch needs to go home and learn how to dress!
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I'd rather see Boy George's moobs after a night of mud wrestling.
The dark hair suits her. That said, I think seeing this ho without her make-up would be a major shock.
Smooth Katie, real smooth. Makes me proud to be British *massive eyeroll*
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