Tits On Fire
Cock robber and icon to all mega sluts with zero morals (I bow down), Sienna Miller, said that she almost lost her saggies on the set of G.I. Joe. when a fire ball got a little to close to them.
During a press conference for the movie in Sydney, Sienna said, "Luckily it wasn't my breasts, it was the bit in-between. It got a bit burnt when an explosion got a bit close."
I wonder if Balthazar Getty's wife worked in the explosions department on G.I. Joe? But what I really want to know is, how did her titty alley get burned a little, but her nipples still lived to the tale? Hmmmm. Something in the milk ain't! Maybe the truth is that Prince Hot Ginge tried to chichi fuck her and she couldn't take the heat?
Rub my chest with SPF INFINITY, keep the fire extinguisher close and come at me, Hot Ginge!
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Obviously she is calling her drug dealer, and getting her cooch all warmed up for the "8-Ball" special.
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As always SM is playing the victim. The public is supposed to feel sorry for her (and forget that she vacationed with the married man on Father's Day just because she was almost injured on the set) and thus go see GI Joe. It's like the "I was kicked in the face by a horse when I was younger" story. Cue the violins.
When Siennas pussy gets that itch any man in LA can have that bitch. Hey that ryhmes!
M.E.--your puppy is absolutely adorable! On topic, that slut is REALLY ugly. What is with her teefs?
Does she have crabs or something?
Is this girl missing a tooth? Ugh. Hoienna and Shitney look like they came straight out of a trailer park. Well, at least Shitney doesn't bore me to tears. Hoienna is even more boring that Tom, Gisele, Jennifer and Ben all put together. I don't even understand how she get roles. She can't act for shit. If you are going to be a HO, the least you can do is be a talented HO. Elizabeth Taylor needs to school this bitch.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
operator: "I'm sorry, your three minutes
are up. please insert another 10 cents
in the slut. 'er, slot. or in your case,
a half dollar."
I'm sorry, what ? did you say something ?
I was too enchanted by that ladylike pose
to pay attention.
I'm totally sitting that way on my deck tonite
with a beer or two..
I still don't understand the appeal of her. Is she really the best piece of ass that hails from Britain?
What an unclassy way to sit.
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No danger there. She's already such a dried-out hooker, nothing left to burn.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:36am.
I wish she got flambeed so we could call her Burnt Sienna.
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Ahaha!
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I love action movies, but when I read this talentless hag was in it, forget it.
She's a horrible "actress". Actress? Bwhaa ha ha ha! What a joke. She thinks she's scary brilliant because she cut her hair for "Factory Girl". Pffft. Her hair is 90% of her personality.
Have you sat through Casanova? What a piece of costume dreck. I consider it an insult to my backside I wasted my time watching that mess. Even Heath Ledger couldn't save it.
Sienna, NO ONE CARES. Stooopid dumb slut. At least be a smart slut. You can't even do that. You effing dumb bitch.
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Well, at least her vadge was not in danger. Had she burnt that, then she would have lost her best asset.
She has to sit like that. Her legs are frozen in the "ready" position. Whenever she wants to go somewhere she rings a little bell and the house staff, (or Ballsonfahr Getty) picks her up and places her wherever. See? Your mother wasn't kidding when she told you not to cross your eyes or they'd stay that way.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:19am.
Man, I wouldn't sit like that inside a locked room with the lights off! And that says a lot, considering my nickname...
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I thought something similar.....that I would never sit like that, may it be indoors our outdoors....reminds me of the sloth vid I submitted on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fDK-lBUJYc
Man, I wouldn't sit like that inside a locked room with the lights off! And that says a lot, considering my nickname...
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Mother Superior - I WILL!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:12am.
You must update us with a weekly pic! She is ADORABLE! :D
I was rather excited to see the GI Joe movie, but to learn this whore is in it. Meh. I think I'll skip it.
Reeter, yes. That is from last week. 10 weeks old.
M.E. - is that your puppy? How cute!
submitted by FilthyBitch on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:55am.
Obviously her right hand is poised to catch the crap crawling out.
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Or keep the world from getting sucked in. Should we thank her?
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:02am.
Tits on Fire - terrifies me
Tits on Fire - makes me party
Tits on Fire - puts my trust in God and man...
Haha.
I didn't think she had much tit to catch on fire.
Whore.
If I sat like that my abuelita would smack me with a wooden spoon.
Didnt anybody teach her how to sit? Eeek she gives trashy new depth.
crotch on fire too...and it looks like she's trying to fan the flames...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Snoogle on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:01am.
Besides being the town birthday cake, what purpose does this ho serve?? Seriously.. has she ever made a movie that was truly worth a tinker's damn?
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Yes, special home movies. Probably loads of them. ;)
Such a refined lady!
Tits on Fire - terrifies me
Tits on Fire - makes me party
Tits on Fire - puts my trust in God and man...
(sorry, got Bowie on the Brain)
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
I actually really like Sienna. Seen a few interviews and she is as far removed from your average vaccous Hollyweird sluts as can be. Yeah so she skanks about a bit. She is mid 20s. I think she is harmless and sets a good example to sluts all over the world. MK should make this official.
Besides being the town birthday cake, what purpose does this ho serve?? Seriously.. has she ever made a movie that was truly worth a tinker's damn?
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Obviously her right hand is poised to catch the crap crawling out.
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
God knows who she is talking to...
Maybe she's just hiding a sneaky ball that escaped the pants......
Sluttiena wants the world to be her gynecologist.
(Props to AbFab)
Fuck her for making me feel obligated to either fingerbang her or check her for dilation.
CLOSE YOUR LEGS, BITCH!
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I wish my coworker would shut her fucking hole! She's been a cunt since she walked in the door! Bitch bitch bitch!!! Fuck! When I'm feeling cunty at work I just don't speak.
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@BarbadoSlim: ha ha ha!
From the National Geographic Journal:
Here we see the slut or, whore, in her natural position, apparently she is in heat and ready to be penetrated by the first male that comes her way.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 07/20/2009 -
BWAHAHAHAH! Pleco you are on fire today! (srsly, not in a fire ball way - the funny way)
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Like Sienna's chest nuts roasting on an open fire?
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Bottom-feeder.
Sienna Miller = ho to her heart
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Playin' the slots in Vegas?
no married man to fuck this week to get attention Sienna? so you have to bring up burnt boobies?
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Where the fuck are her teef?
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"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
This position looks so natural for her. Taking her out to dinner you probably have to bring her ankles down off the table every 10, 15 minutes or so and close her legs.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Slutty slutty slutty!
I am surprised the movie isn't called G.I Blow, considering she is in it.