Monday, July 20th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which perennial bachelor princeling should be more careful? While His Serene Highness was cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean with a hunky guy, he thought the servants on board would keep their mouths shut. He was wrong. (Page Six)

In my wet day dreams, this blind item stars Prince Hot Ginge and Carrot Top. But my guess is Prince Albert?

Which troubled starlet got her first big break on TV by sending the producer a tape of herself having sex with another girl? The producer thought the ploy was so original, he cast her instead of dozens of other ingénues (Page Six)

Mischa Barton? Cokey knows how to get a job!

Which creepy dude and his posse of pals take photos of their overnight lady guests while the women are sleeping and tack them up on a “Wall of Shame” afterward? (Gatecrasher)

Jon Gosselin? Okay, maybe not, but he wishes.

Posted by: Michael K


Uhm yeah sorry Mike, but there is no way Mischa is number two, she was sixteen when she was cast (and I know your not smart when it comes to film or maybe you just ignore the facts so you can insult her lol) but Mischa had a great career before The OC, and she was only sixteen when she was cast...and the produer cast ehr after she was on an episode of Fastlane his previosu show haha :), and to be honet i have no idea what any of thsoe three could be!

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Juniperjump: It ain't Prince Andrew they're referring to her as it says 'perennial bachelor' and Andrew was married to Fergie. Prince Albert has never been married.

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Juniperjump's picture

It's not Prince Albert. It's Prince Andrew. It's a well-kept secret but still - it's definitely Prince Andrew.

tapgirl's picture

I don't even care. I just can't take my eyes off that hot piece kitty!

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Bossy's picture

#2 was not Mischa. She was 17 when the OC came out and they cast for the show about a year beforehand, so she was 16 then. If they had gotten that in the mail and used it as a casting resource they'd have too much liability. Some have mentioned Anna Lynn McCord, she was 19/20 when she appeared on Nip Tuck so she's in the clear. I wouldn't exactly call her troubled though.

EatYourVeggies's picture

#3 seems like the Pivert and all the other douches from the show.

QueenOfTrashin's picture

Not the Grimaldi grandbabies via Caroline because they have no royal titles due to the fact the their father was a Commoner.

QueenOfTrashin's picture

Oui, cest Albert!

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I still think #1 is one of the Monaco nephews. If Albert dies without a true heir then Andrea gets to step up. He supposedly has a chick, but isn't he supposed to be like a male Paris Hilton?

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Dang, I didn't catch "princeling"! Still think it's Albert and not his nephews -- they're way too young to be perennial anythings. And technically, of course, they're not prince(lings), either -- while they are in line of succession, they have no titles.

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#1 has to be Albert of Monaco, because his style is "Serene Highness". The Windsor boys are Royal Highnesses; they're also too young to be considered "perennial" bachelors.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:18pm.
1. Could be Prince Edward
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Naw. He's been married for almost 10 years now and has two kids.

But Vixen, the item said "perennial bachelor." Prince Al's two nephews are far too young to be described as perennial bachelors. Pierre is barely out of his teens and Andrea is mid-20s. Also, none of the other royals of Europe are famous enough in the States to warrant a blind item. It has to be Princey Alberta!! The man is over 50, fat and decadent. The only thing he does all summer is ride around on his yacht. I do find it silly that he would think the servants wouldn't talk!! (His father was the same way in his youth, before Grace. He liked women and men equally.)

I think #2 is Megan Fox and not Mischa. Mischa has always been so skinny that watching her have sex with another woman would be boring as hell. On the other hand, Megan has admitted to liking women and she has also hinted at having sexy times with people who can help her "career" such as it is!!!

I don't know the last one but, as mentioned, it could be any of the men in Hollywood. I'll guess Leo Dicaprio because he's such a dog and he's always surrounded by his "boys."

babybunny's picture

bunch of pervs...all of them...but man that kitty cat is beyond adorable...where do you get these sexy styling kitties...too damn cute!!

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I will bet the #2 blind item IS mischa barton. Figures that a no talent like her would have to resort to porno tactics to get a job...

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#1: Prince Albert is the ruler of Monaco and not a princeling, which I think signifies someone younger or not ruling. One of his nephews maybe. And Prince Albert has both an illegitimate daughter and son with two different women, which he has publically admitted to. And lots of European royal families use the title Serene Highness, not just Monaco. I'm betting it's one of his nephews.

#2: I can see Little Miss 5150 doing that.

#3: Piven? He's such an asshole.

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In my wet day dreams, this blind item stars Prince Hot Ginge and Carrot Top.

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I always get the impression that Victoria likes to hogtie her men and parade them around in public.

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#1) Prince Albert in a Pink Can with a lace bow.
#2) Lassie (the bitch)
#3) Chris Brown?

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No Words's picture

Number one shouldn't even be listed as a Blind Item...Prince Albert of Monaco's title is His Serene Highness, and he lives on the Mediterranian.

Talula's picture

I think Annalynne McCord for #2, she was on Nip/Tuck before 90210, and she seems so desperate.

caribbeanchic's picture

I first thought of Leo DiCaprio for item number 3. I've heard stories about him :x

Diego's picture

I was thinking Andrea or Pierre for number 1. Aren't those bitches always on boats? The word "princeling" is weird. Isn't Andrea 2nd in line now? Albert's already on the throne, right?

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Richiegay's picture

1)The legion of titled names in Europe seem to be very acey ducey from the stories I hear. They are all like major swingers, anything goes! Cheers

Maybe all those fancy boarding schools are more progressive then one would generally assume.
2) I'm surpised this isn't a prerequisite for 'Starlets"
3) my first thought was Leo Dicaprio and Posse

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Definitely Piven for #3. He strikes me as that type of asshole.

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Race Bannon's picture

1) Prince Albert in a Cannes. (lame joke, I know)

2)That really homely curly haired uglo from 90210

3)Brody Jenner or his friend Frankie

Hysteria's picture

1. Could be Prince Edward

2. Just about any Hollyweird chick, and which producer thought that was so original? dah

3. I want to say Ashton Kooter or Hulk hogan's mutant offspring, Nick

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M.E.'s picture

Could one of the sluts from 90210 be #2?

Stoney's picture

LOL

I am SO sick of those commercials.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:03pm.
" Golden Girls Gone Wild!"

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I thought Piven for the last one too.

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RufusR's picture

Who cares about the douches in items 1-3? I want to know the name of the hot piece in the red cape.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 12:00pm.

"The Golden Curls"

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christine the hoff's picture

No guesses, but I wanna take that kittah and sit him on a purple velvet pillow with his own can of tuna fish.
and not that generic shit, either.

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cuntygolightly's picture

1. prince albert 2.mischa / rachel bilson 3. could be too many

Raul Duke's picture

Which troubled starlet got her first big break on TV by sending the producer a tape of herself having sex with another girl? Betty White.

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#3 RPattz?

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Prince Albert it is for sure. "Serene Highness" is the way the sovereign of Monaco is styled...

LA's picture

His Serene Highness is Albert's title. Not even blind.

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#3 I thought Jeremy Piven, or maybe Rick Solomon? Is he still getting girls?
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I've got nothing.

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1. One of those royal fuckers or a fashion designer
2. MISCHA
3. Johnny Knoxville?

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Migraine Sally's picture

#1 def Prince Albert-in-a-can

#2 I think Mishy too

#3 Mayer

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Plecostomus yeah, that's a good one and he's always with a posse
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1) Prince _____, all of them fit the bill, only if there were pictures they'll say they were "experimenting"... I'll say, William (Ginge's brother).

2) Megan Fox, and in about 3 years, Ali Lohan.

3) Jeremy Piven.

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Number 1 is most def His Siren - errr Serene - Highness Prince Albert of Moan-a-cock.

Creepy dude? I'd guess Douchebag Mayer, but I know of no posse of pals of his.

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1. Prince Albert (and George Michael) - hotness
2. Chace Crawford
3. Napoleon Dynamite

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pervin for the last one
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