Needs More Prostitution Whore
For the cost of a breakfast at IHop for 6, you can get up close and personal with The Real Housewives of New Jersey (sans the former coke whore with Ginsu brows). Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here. I'm guessing they are going to do some kind of Q&A, but hopefully this is a forum for showcasing their real talents!
Teresa and her adorable gremlins can open the show with a table flip dance remix. Caroline can come on after that and do her one-woman The Godfather. To lighten things up, Dina and Grandma Wrinkle will tap dance and dance their way through "Together" from Gypsy. For the grand finale, Teresa's hairline will deliver a riveting monologue from Planet of the Apes (in the voice of James Whitmore).
As for Jacqueline, I guess she can tear tickets? Or she can sit in the lobby and spit out gumballs for anyone who presses her nose hard enough. Seriously, Jacqueline always looks like she has a mouthful of marbles!
Source: The Welmont Theater (Thanks Bryan)
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Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??
NEXT STOP....THE PARAMUS MALL.
SERIOUSLY..WHO IS GOING TO PAY MONEY TO SEE THEM???
THE BRONX ZOO IS A BETTER ATTRACTION.
On that chat with Andy Cohen prostitution whore said her favorite song was "Climb" by Miley Cyrus. So fuck her.
You can tell Italians are direct descendants of chimpanzees by their short foreheads.
Who wants to see a fashion show without any fashions? I mean the only reason to see TRHofNJ would be to count how many full and half truths prostitution whore can crank out.. She was the whole show!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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I would so go to this, but I am scheduled to be at sea on the L.I.F.E. with Vicki cruise at the same time. WHAT DO I DO?????
It would be cool is Teresa would give some table flipping tips, but watch they'll try to be all refined....
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:53pm
So let me get this straight, Danielle's evil for letting her best friend, who happens to be Dina's Ex's sister, know that Dina's lying in order to get more child support? And Dina's current husband is wealthy so it's not like Dina's struggling. If that's the case Dina's a dirty fucking liar.
Who in their right mind would pay more than a $.50 to see these broads? People are stupid. And Danielle won't even be there. Do they know she's the one that makes that show? Without her, it would be Caroline and fat husband making fun of her stupid daughter, Jaqueline complaining about her stupid kid. Terese taking glamour shoots of her troll children and Dina crying about her ugly daughter. BORING.
These chicks are low. I don't know of any other housewives who put on a question and answer and asked people to pay for it. Trash.
I don't get why these spoiled hags are popular?
snore fest to the nth degree...and I did watch the "midnight chat" with Danielle, and I dont' hate her near as much as these over-entitled spoiled bitches here...I mean for realz...has any one of them ever had to go without...I mean in a recession to flaunt your wealth is totally disgusting considering how many people are suffering now...myself included. These bitches make me sick, and not one of them deserves the life they get to live...they just married the right person, which in New Joisey must be hard to do, but they just got lucky...I wouldn't pay two grimy cents to hear their whiny ass voices...I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard for 10 hours...
OMG, Teresa and her adorable gremlins?! what a fitting caption, that i was always trying to put my finger on! ahahaha
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
LOL Racy and provy! sounds like a plan!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Yeah okay, Wellmont Theatre, but you haven't really made Jersey until you play the Papermill Playhouse.
http://www.papermill.org
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
i'd go. if drinks are included.
that could be said about almost anything! :P
*skips to open post*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:48pm.
i can totally see myself asking deener if i can be her pool boy next summer.
*drops pool skimmer*
Why miss Manzo, are you trying to seduce me?
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Did anyone see the Andy Cohen "Chat at Midnite (Whore's hour) with Danielle? She did look less crazy but she (partially) admitted to what she did. Apparently she gave Bravo's number to her best friend who is DINA'S EX HUBBY'S SISTER. Probably to find out how much Dina is getting paid and use that to get Dina's child support (it cant be alimony since she remarried) reduced. Giving info to an ex for a custody / child support battle is kinda grimy when Danielle knows those types of lawsuits first hand.
PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!
By the by, I am a rug muncher but damn Andy Cohen was looking might fine and he was drunk on air. He was still sharp-minded as ever though.
Filthy Bitch- LOL! You hit the head. I can see spittle coming from her mouth as she says it.
OMG I soooo want to go to this shit fest, but without Prostitute Whore it just wont be the same, I'd definitely pay 50 buck to see all these twats together, but they cant refuse to answer any questions. IF THEY DO, I WILL START A RAMPAGE AND START SCREAMING I WANT MY MOOLA BACK!
I wanna go!awesome. I really want to know where to get the bigger bubbies!
Snowpiece- Haha! A Buick Skylark! My great aunt has one of those. Her's looks brand new and I think it has like 5,000 miles on it and she has had it since the 1970's!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:46pm.
Snowpiece- So what am I now? Chopped Chicken liver Pate from the Brownstone? I thought we were going!
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Why do I think Theresa would pronounce that p-ATE
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LOL Racy, I meant the three of us, provy has a Buick Skylark, lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:44pm.
Trini- I see Sienna Crotch as your avie.
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Oh cool. Thanks for letting me know.
I still see that damn kid.
Snowpiece- So what am I now? Chopped Chicken liver Pate from the Brownstone? I thought we were going!
WTF is there to see live? It's not like they are an act. They are rich whores with nothing better to do than bitch at one another.
Who the fuck would pay to see that shit "live" when all you have to do is sit at a coffee shop and people watch.
K'mon MK... I need to trow UP.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:44pm.
provy: stop playing, you know you are picking me up so we can go to dinner at the Brownstone first
I LOVE the Brownstone, but haven't been in years
I'm going. Eat it out.
provy: stop playing, you know you are picking me up so we can go to dinner at the Brownstone first
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Trini- I see Sienna Crotch as your avie.
Momus: that's because we don't want all those B&T people coming over to NJ from Manhattan, LOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LOL@ These cunts can take a LAWNG WAWK AWF A SHAWT PEEUH.
Have fun at the event Snowy!!
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
This tripe will occur on a Saturday; yet, according to the Wellmont's website, "Note: There is no NJ Transit train Service to Montclair on weekends."
*giggles at their ineptitude*
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50 fuckin dollars? That's a week's worth of food for me. These cunts can take a LAWNG WAWK AWF A SHAWT PEEUH.
I have ZERO interest in these Gotti-boys-wives-wannabes.
None.
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oh yeah racy, I knew that
Duh! LOL
so are we going? ha ha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
o jeez....!
I don't know what Anziously means, not sure why I typed that.
Seriously I'm sick of that kid as my avatar.
Well, whatever. If it works it works, if it doesn't, it doesn't.
Anziously awaiting OP too...although I gotta go out for lunch today.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:25pm.
who the fuck would go to this shit?
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bu-but... i got us a couple of tickets!
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who the fuck would go to this shit?
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:23pm.
*chanting*
OPEN POST! OPEN POST! OPEN POST! OPEN POST!
*Wants to chants too, but does not have any voice left*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
*chanting*
OPEN POST! OPEN POST! OPEN POST! OPEN POST!
Snowpiece- My last post made no sense. She is married to the sisters brother, not married to the Manzo brother's brother.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 1:13pm
I had one of the worst weekends of my life and MK is playing "let's put the Open post late" game, Bulshit!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Don't watch these whores.
Open post needed.