Tuesday, July 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 20th!
Birds of a feather stick whores together. - Stoney
Runners-up:
So that's why Morgan Freeman signed on to narrate March of the Penguins. - fmdoom
Not even Harry and Pepper peen are impervious to Sienna’s jaws of life vag. - Aunt Doobie
Happy Feet, meet Sad Crotch - cliff777
(Thanks Jon)
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Congrats winners, they are all funny.
Hmmmm, where's that brand name ElB, did he go generic?
great captions bitches! congratulations!
*slaps the fuck out of Rainbow Sprite*
Your momma!! If you know who she is.
OT, congrats all!! *flutters eyelashes*
Thanks MK, this made a bitch's day!
Great winning caption Boo! me likey.....
I did a bit of haha out loud!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Thanks yall
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That rocked Stoney, simple and effective. Congrats to you and the runner-ups.
*pokes head in*
did i smell coffee with bailey's and a troll in here??
Congrats Stoney!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
*ignored below comments*
The Caption This pic is soooo funny by itself....but the captions are hilarious as always!!!!
Congrats from me anyways......!!!
I love me a bit of humor! :D
*strokes Stoney*
Congratulations Stoney!!!
Passing out 'atta boy's and 'atta girl's to all the winners.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
"who is this hater?"
It's the same person who shows up everyday under a different screen name claiming to be cool and calling me and sugaroo her "sworn enemies." Some people think it is sickitten, althought I don't actually remember having a beef with that weirdo.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
lol
Stoney on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:25am.
"Stoney sucks fucking donkey balls at the CT contest and ALWAYS gets picked. Her submission was a half assed attempt at humor that was ripped off from several other previously posted suggestions."
My caption was the very first comment in the entire thread. FAIL.
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Team Stoney. Great job hun....funny.
who is this hater?
Stoney...squirt a hotdog at me, I wanna see if I can catch one with my lips...you know which lips im talking about....
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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
"Stoney sucks fucking donkey balls at the CT contest and ALWAYS gets picked. Her submission was a half assed attempt at humor that was ripped off from several other previously posted suggestions."
My caption was the very first comment in the entire thread. FAIL.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*reports Stoney*
Oh cool! I have another stalker!!
*shoves hot dog in twat*
Congrats, everyone.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
*chants*
Open the tackle box!
Open the tackle box!
Open the tackle box!
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Congrats Stoney! You rock!
Also to the runners-up! I had nothing for this one.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
ISMU- Okay, but I am a little shy!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:36am.
Next someone will ask to see my bat!
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Gay or not, I ain't passing up a free show.
*sidles up to Race*
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Please, there are enough rumors about me IRL, I was hoping to come to the internet and start fresh and without scandal! Now Raul and I are pitching, catching, tossing and changing balls. Next someone will ask to see my bat!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:25am.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:18am.
RD- LOL! Well I may have a chance at catching. Mmmm, that didn't sound right! Didn't mean it the way it sounded.
Bahaha! I used "tossed" instead of " pitch or catch" for that very reason, don't fill the need at this time to start another internet rumor!
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But change ball (balls?) with salad and we still have a nice rumor!
Congrats winners!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:18am.
RD- LOL! Well I may have a chance at catching. Mmmm, that didn't sound right! Didn't mean it the way it sounded.
Bahaha! I used "tossed" instead of " pitch or catch" for that very reason, don't fill the need at this time to start another internet rumor!
TEAM STONEY AND JACK
(sitting in a tree) LOL kidding
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I ♥ Stoney!
RD- LOL! Well I may have a chance at catching. Mmmm, that didn't sound right! Didn't mean it the way it sounded.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:13am.
Raul Duke- Thanks. I think you would find I look like a special needs individual throwing the ball. Sports and I do not go together well.
Ok, we'll use my grandkids big bouncy ball so no gets hurt, :).
Raul Duke- Thanks. I think you would find I look like a special needs individual throwing the ball. Sports and I do not go together well.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:04am.
I'll toss the ball with ya Race.
You're right, Bradi.
*reports self*
*reports Jack*
BWHAHAHAHA
*pops popcorn*
*rolls eyes*
: )
Hey Rainblow Spit, they has some pills for your massive depression over jack.
You're very invested and that ain't healthy.
*reports everyone*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Race- That was perfect.
Bradi- Thanks, dollie!
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
LOL @ Race....
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
*hits ignore button*
*pops popcorn*
BWHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!
Is that why my dad never played ball with me? Because he was on the internet? Oh, no.... I know, it was because I threw like a girl.
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:58am
*hands ISMU's Thing 1 mommies morning cocktail to hold*
I put a little extra something in there for you.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Rainbow - My youngest child is 14. So they don't want to play ball with daddy or anyone else.... they're either grown and married or are a typical teenager. Thanks for all your concern, though.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Thanks, Jazz.
Is it really so hard a concept for people to grasp that parents can A) work outside the home at jobs that afford them Internet access and free time or B) stay home with their kids, be perfectly attentive and multitask the shit out of life because that's how you get to have one when you're outnumbered by ankle biters?
*shovels yogurt into Thing 3's mouth*
*has conversation about Wallace and Grommit with Thing 2*
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Congrats winners! Stoney that made me LOL.
No, Jack, what's sad and depressing is how you're missing your children growing up because you would rather flirt with a supposed female named Stoney on an internetz blog. But you're right, let's just ignore each other. Though God knows it's hard.
Submitted by Rainbow Spite on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:56am.
Either that or El B and Stoney are a pair of Russian bodybuilder twins that simultaneously suck MK's dick and toss his salad
Whatski? * Benchpresses 700lbs *
Hahahaha, Congrats Stoney, fmdoom, AuntDoobie and Cliff777 twas a good 'un. :o) Laterz.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:43am
Reminds of the good ole days!
*winks*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
Rainbow - I've said this to you before in other threads under another alias. What a miserable existence of a life you must have to come on to a webiste and attack other people without cause. My posts may be annoying to you but you, asshole, are annoying to me. So, let's call it even and ignore one another... or fuck smoothe off.
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:47am.
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*Puts out tray of fresh blueberry muffins
*Hands ISMU a cup of coffee
*Sits down and puts up feet
*Pours some Bailey's into coffees.
Jack gets really confused when I mention his kids, because he spends so much time online he forgets he has any. "Sorry, kids, Daddy is busy flirting with pixels and filling posts with unfunny comments and idiotic life stories. Maybe we can play ball when the Internet dies."
*high fives Jazzy*
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA