Monday, July 20th 2009
Chris Brown Is Sorry
Chris Brown put his cue card-reading skills to the test (he gets an F minus) and taped this apology for beating on RiRi last February. Chris says that his mother and spiritual teachers (aka two episodes of Amen) taught him better than that and he will never do it again. Chris would've said more, but he had to run off to return that shirt to the gay chef he borrowed it from.
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give da guy break
he sed he was sorry
wat else do u guys want
he didnt hurt u guys so stop
fuckin hopin for him suffer or go to jail
it depends on rihanna if she wants to forgive him
so u guys fuck off nd leave chris bro alone
I really hope he'll suffer a painful, but funny freak accident!!
If you really like his music, and i don't know why you would (but anyway), please download his tracks, don't put any more money in this idiot's pocket!
so he is sorry for the in-cee-dent.
now can i get an apology for the shirt?
Dear lord.
There are 2 sides to every story. I am not excusing him but Rihanna is no saint. Like she said "she broke a glass bottle on her brothers face and her mother would get upset b/c of how violently they fought" yet everyone seems to forget she is just as violent. Their relationship was not healthy. They were BOTH at fault for being violent with one another. Yes, he was wrong but so is she.
He reads at a 3rd grade level and likely practiced for hours before the tape rolled. What a sad example of poor schooling and even poorer upbringing.
Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:52am.
They always bring God into it after they do something horrible. This motherfucker's only spiritual guide is Ike Turner. And if he was so sorry, he wouldn't be parading around some hoochie soon after beating her then proudly declaring "I'm not a monster. Buy my album!" on youtube. There's no shame in his game and he only did this so he could get his career back. Fuck him. I never liked his conceited ass or his music anyway.
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Time heals all wounds, laughter prevents scarring.
He's only sorry he didn't beat Rihanna into a coma so she couldn't speak or testify.
Sorry ass bastard!
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OMG - is that the best job of coaching this moronic imbecile how to read their cue-cards?! He's a worse reader than he is an actor (at which he BITES). This is the most pathetic, ridiculously late, remorseless, sorry-excuse for an apology I've ever witnessed. Agree with all the other posters - he's only sorry he screwed his career. His actions and behavior since "the incident" have demonstrated loud and clear this deadbeat LOSER has NO remorse ... jet-skiing, partying, parading girls around, jet-setting ... he's nothing but a JERK.
Yeah, he's sorry. Sorry he destroyed his career, is all. Please.
They always bring God into it after they do something horrible. This motherfucker's only spiritual guide is Ike Turner. And if he was so sorry, he wouldn't be parading around some hoochie soon after beating her then proudly declaring "I'm not a monster. Buy my album!" on youtube. There's no shame in his game and he only did this so he could get his career back. Fuck him. I never liked his conceited ass or his music anyway.
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I didn't even bother watching this garbage. Too little, too late. And when you're running around jet-skiing and doing other things with other girls right after it happens, laughing and smiling, you're obviously not very sorry.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 12:56am.
The Youtube comments about this video are depressing. A lot of "I don't care what you did! I love you anyway!" and "Sometimes a woman deserves to get hit..." kind of stuff.
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My mom told me people were saying the same thing about Nicole Simpson when she got beat up by OJ.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I tried to watch but couldn't understand him. Oh well, I hate him anyway and hope his shitty career is over.
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I agree.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:29pm.
I don't think Rihanna could give him the beating he deserves. I say, throw him in a cage with Mike Tyson. Then we can talk about forgiveness.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
This picture should be posted under that video:
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rihanna-beat-up.jpg
Spiritual teachers?
Did Chris spend his youth travelling the length of the Ganges or something?
I'm not sure why Chris is asking for my, or any other strangers', forgiveness. Whatever though, I'll forgive you!
Although, your music career is now well and truly over. There are plenty of other young black men who've listened to a couple of Michael Jackson records and can kinda sing.
These people have never beaten anybody senseless of course, so they kind of have an edge over you.
I know, it suckz, and I aks you Chris - if you were truly humbled then wouldn't you seek to retire from the public eye and take a regular 9-5?
Ask your spiritual teachers about the worth of labour and how toil can save your soul.
Yours in Christ,
A Living Urinal Cake.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
You know whats even better than an apology... NOT BEATING UP A WOMAN or anyone for that matter. THIS HO is STUPID and a LAME ASS... if his ass is soooo sorry than why the hell has he been rockn that OOPS! chain?
Ya... we get it Chris... cycle of abuse... but you had the chance to end it but you FUCKED up... I can't wait until I see the headlines in 20 years... F-LISTED IKE 2.0 arrested again for the 20th billion time for beating up a woman.
I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU CHRIS AND I HOPE U GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.... KARMAS A BITCH!!!!
Why is he wearing his mum's asymmetrical Sunday church outfit?
Listen Cris you low life piece of insincere shit.....you can Nohah;s Arks me for my forgiveness all you want but Im tellling you NO. HELL TO THE N>O> you little shit rag.
Spiritual teachers? Come here woman beater and let me teach you some lessons with some spirit.
The 1st being LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA WHEN USE DOING PRETEND APOLOGY ACTING whilst i tazer you. ARSEWIPE.
well punk? do you feel lucky? well do you?
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Chris is sorry. I was with him last night in the studio. He is doing a remix of the theme song from my #1 across the world Youtube video about how to properly use FACEBOOK in real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2cMTLeAu_c
He is also is working on a cover of Prodigy's SMACK MY BITCH UP!" Too soon?
I AM THE MUTHA F'in FACEBOOK GUY!
I don't know what bothered me more: the insincerity or the speech impediment.
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Wtf is going on on this planet. We've been overrun with douchebags, like cockroaches, only all the other douchebags love em and buy all their shit.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
The Youtube comments about this video are depressing. A lot of "I don't care what you did! I love you anyway!" and "Sometimes a woman deserves to get hit..." kind of stuff.
I understand that he's probably legally prohibited to talk about what exactly he did to her that night, but all of this euphemistic "the incident" bullshit is so insincere sounding. He smashed a woman's fucking face and then went on holiday. He doesn't deserve to be forgiven right away.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Got to say he sounds sincere. I truly hope he is and seeks long-term therapy to break the grip his violent father has on his psyche.
That said, I look forward to the road-crew community service pics of Mr. Brown. They plastered Boy George picking up trash all over the internets; I better see some fair pap-dealings here.
Isn't this the millionth time he's apologized so far? Yet he becomes less believable every time it's brought to our attention.
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Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Submitted by moniek on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:49pm.
I am not trying to spoil the fun, but I just wanna point out that 'axe' is not really just some ghetto way of saying 'ask'. It actually has a long history in the English dialect.
http://books.google.com/books?id=2Ju-Vu0v6GQC&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=ask+vs...
Read a few pages of the book you posted, interesting stuff.
Don't say you'll change after the next time
You wouldn't even be yourself if you weren't telling a lie
Maybe 20 years in state will change your mind
Cuz I know where the cops hang out
I know where you'll be found
I know what you're all about
I know you'll never change now
"Chris would've said more, but he had to run off to return that shirt to the gay chef he borrowed it from."
Classic.
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Fucking OJ wannabe, I hope he dies.
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He said, "I can only axe!"
Bwhuahahaha!
~Well, bless your heart~
wtf is he wearing??? he looks like an escort or some shit
Nice try numbnuts! I personally am not buying your little dog and pony show. Shove it back up your ass from whence it came. By the way, how about apologizing for all the other times you beat the crap out of Rihanna? It's not like this was just some one time, random event. Pitlicker.
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He's doing this for one reason and one reason only: because he thinks it will get people to buy his music again. FUCK YOU, CB!
Errrrrrrr...anytime an "apology" is prefaced or concluded with the words: "my lawyers"...isnt an apology at all. It is political damage control. Brown just wants to sell music so he can keep up his lifestyle...he could give a rats ass about Rhianna or anyone else.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:30pm.
Well he already has a record and there is always next time...maybe.
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Yeah, but you know, they will kill a tiger for acting like a tiger in a totally unnatural environment, BUT this fucker gets a pass, a complete PASS for acting like an animal in his own familiar environment...This fucker and every piece of shit like him are the ones who should be put down...The so called "animals" should just be released into their natural habitats.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:33pm.
Hahaha.
He really does look like a gay waiter at the Chez Bippy.
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I bet he regrets that his clothes shopping trip transpired too.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:30pm.
Well he already has a record and there is always next time...maybe.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:33pm.
Hahaha.
He really does look like a gay waiter at the Chez Bippy.
I still wish he had gone to jail, he'd be so popular he'd have to beat the guys off with both hands.
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was the budget particulary low this day...it doesn't even compare to a fraction of an 80's after school special...shit that looks like a bad 80's office he's filming in...chris please get help reading...you know phonics and shit
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:22pm.
Tiger! Ssshhhhhhhh! OJ doesn't like to talk about the....you know..."incident".
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Just like Chris Brown doesn't like to talk about "what transpired"...
Both fuckers should die...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:22pm.
Tiger! Ssshhhhhhhh! OJ doesn't like to talk about the....you know..."incident".
LOVE how he licks his lips (like all sexually excited) when he says "what I did was unexcusable"...he is awful.probably beats off to snuff porn...
This piece of shit is OJ jr. Remeber, OJ pleaded no contest to beating the shit out of Nicole before he sliced her head off...This fucker should be euthanized...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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