Hailey Glassman Knows Her Way Around A Bong
Here's a few stills from a video obtained by Inside Edition of the Gosselin children's possible future stepmother taking a hit from a bong and a pipe while not wearing pants. Hailey knows what's up. Whenever I'm getting read to get my bong on, I always take my pants off. Pants just get in the way of conducting business properly. And that doesn't really sound right. While my glitter hole weeps at the thought, read on....
This video isn't really shocking since Hailey Glassman and her not right brows were arrested a few years ago for marijuana possession. It's also not shocking, because she's 20-something and this is what a lot of them do. Sucking on a bong totally prepared Hailey for sucking the hot air out of Jon's ass.
Part of me thinks that Kate Gosselin and her possum hair are sharing a cup of Hazlenut International Coffee and laughing at this. The other part of me thinks that Hailey is on Kate's payroll. Thanks to Hailey, Jon's gone from sad nut-less victim to douchiest douche who ever douched. I mean, Kate's approval ratings are up!
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Submitted by Bruiser on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:14pm.
Marijuana may seem fun and innocent, but it is a gateway drug. My congregation deals with many ex-addicts. Through the Lord they have recovered. I just hope all of you excusing this behaviour find Christ, as I hope this woman does. Jews for Jesus will lead you to Providence miss Glassman.
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meh, religion is just a gateway to cults and mind control...You're better off doin' the bong than doin' Jesus...TROOF...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Marijuana may seem fun and innocent, but it is a gateway drug. My congregation deals with many ex-addicts. Through the Lord they have recovered. I just hope all of you excusing this behaviour find Christ, as I hope this woman does. Jews for Jesus will lead you to Providence miss Glassman.
i'm starting to like this broad.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
What a dame~
Hope they do get their own reality show... NOT!
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She's klassy.
Her and the bong? I say knock yourself out. I get that life is for the living attitude. I agree, she is young and free and can afford to have a whole lot of fun. No idea why she would want to hitch any kind of wagon to this shmuck, who is known as being a dad of 8. I mean, who at 22 looks to date a man with a scary soon to be ex wife and that much luggage? My hood rats and I would laugh our heads off at the bar and order another round watching that guy hitting on anyone. What is he known for? That's right. Having kids. And that is so appealing to the ladies.
that last pic def needs to be on the wall of gosselin- you know the montage of pics of all the kids? and black and white pis of jon kate being fake? its priceless. absolutely precious.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Niiiiiiice!
I was channel surfing one night and saw a little of one of their earlier shows and he was basically saying he was happy with just two kids and it was Kate who really wanted more.
was this meant to be shocking? this is a good reminder of why you never want to date a famous person... I wonder what skeletons they'd dig out of my closet.
LMAO. I refreshed the page and came up with comedy gooold!
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I just can't believe MK hasn't started calling her Hailey Glassbongman yet...
Ain't nothing wrong with knowing your way around a bong.
Whatever, your whole life doesn't end just because you have kids. You don't stop being a human being. I'm sure many of your children are asking "Why is mommy on the computer all day instead of playing with me?". Sure as hell doesn't stop any of you.
The only explanation for this is pretty simple:
JOHN DOES NOT WANT CUSTODY OF THE PLUS 8.
In fact it sounds like he is trying to wrap up in a tidy little package never having to see any of his kids again as long as he is dating this attention whore.
He is also going to get out of paying alimony because Kate gets the kids and the job/show, so she will have to pay him alimony for being such a shmuck.
He should be real damn proud of his choices. Moron.
Not that I'm defending that skank but she's only 22. You do dumb shit when you're young. John could've gone a little older if he was gonna get a girlfriend before the ink was even dry on the divorce papers.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:29pm.
Now why Inside Edition wanna make the love between a skank and her bong look all impure like dat? Naw, Inside Edition, you don't do a slut like dat! Ho making pantsless sweet, sweet love to her bong is BEYOOTAYFUL! FOR SHAME Inside Edition! FOR SHAME!!!
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Well said, my dear.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Yes, they do have the fat camp photos at Perez Whoreton. I know this because I've been forced to visit there lately - this site seems to be on a decline. MK's a lot funnier than Mario, but he hasn't been posting anything good lately. It's almost like he's purposefully staying away from the good stories. And the post count has been just about chopped in half. I remember the days when I came here to dlisted because Mario basically abandoned the site for a year while he famewhored and I never thought I'd have to go back into the Pepto abyss until recently when this site reeeeaaaaaaaallly started slacking off.
This girl gets better and better..
This somehow brought up a comment left by some other thread where you guys were discussing how bad Brad pitt's acting skill are..I remember a comment about the last 20 seconds of some movies being so horrible and finally learning he cant act..Anyone know the movie the person was talking about?I was thinking it was se7en but Idk for sure as I never seen it,or if someone remembers the thread even xD
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.-Val Kilmer;The Doors
VaNcItY ya, thanks i can't go thru pages of scrawled on peens, lol
maybe i will check it out when i'm bored at wk tomorrow
this meth face trick tried out for a couple reality shows till she found out she had a family connection with Jon, or as I like to call him these days, Hurley.
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by VaNcItY on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:17pm.
ha ha louise_brooks! You don't want to admit it, but you saw it on Perez. Um....um...a friend told me that it was on there. :)
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No, seriously I forgot where, but it could be there. I scroll through Perez once or twice a week, but usually MK is quicker with the new stuff.
Perez doesn't even try to hide his stealing from MK anymore. Sometimes his posts are nearly word-for-word MK's posts.
Now why Inside Edition wanna make the love between a skank and her bong look all impure like dat? Naw, Inside Edition, you don't do a slut like dat! Ho making pantsless sweet, sweet love to her bong is BEYOOTAYFUL! FOR SHAME Inside Edition! FOR SHAME!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SCANDALOUS! I'm Lovin' It!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, there's fat pics. Also a letter describing her time at fat camp from some of the other girls who attended. I can't send you the link because Perez is blocked at my work. I actually saw it at a friend's house this weekend.
And you might have to scroll through a couple of pages, so yah..... not sure if it's worth it.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:20pm.
There is nothing redeeming about this bitch. Kate must be loving it! She comes off smelling like a rose now. Lol!
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It's great that Hailey's friends like her so much that they'd sell her out for a few thou.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:18pm.
Momus' middle name IS "The Game"
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It is?
Kinda fuzzy on that topic.
Too much "dishwashing". ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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really? do they show her fat pics on Perez? I'm not going to that pink hell unless you promise me fat pics!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Inside Edition. HA! I forgot about that show.
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5 times out of 10 I am usually right.
Momus' middle name IS "The Game"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
ha ha louise_brooks! You don't want to admit it, but you saw it on Perez. Um....um...a friend told me that it was on there. :)
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:13pm.
Wow. People in her life must really hate her. I saw another post some place (I forget where) that someone sent in her "fat camp" photos.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:10pm.
Why do I believe that Possum-Head is behind the release of all these videos and pix of Jon's latest "conquest"?
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Dumb assumption. Where would Kate have gotten the photos?
How is it more likely for Kate to have released them than
the dozens of sluts who actually partied with Hayley
and took the pictures and need money for spermicide foam
and tube shots? Aren't you a lawyer, damn, get on the game.
Wow. People in her life must really hate her. I saw another post some place (I forget where) that someone sent in her "fat camp" photos.
I'd rather hit the bong with Hailey then have a coffee date with Kate.
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copying what I just said in the OP
i am watching fucking Jon Gosslin on TMZTV fucking playing with his 22 year old meth face fame whore on a playground and pushing her in the swing.
does anyone see the irony here?
i seriously wish i could hurt him
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 6:07pm.
Who hates pot????
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The only pot that I hate is the one I have to wash.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Why do hos always use drinking and smoking pot as an excuse to take their clothes off and take pictures of their asses? I've been drunk or stoned many a time and my clothes stayed on, zank you veddy much.
*polishes halo*
Why do I believe that Possum-Head is behind the release of all these videos and pix of Jon's latest "conquest"?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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It's obvious Jon has abandoned his child army and bitchy IVF-hungry wife for this ho-bag. Yikes! Get a vasectomy, Dude.
Get a bong w/ a ice catcher. Dumb whore.
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Jon has a type ok lets face it , Kate was the same trash way, only difference Hailey has money didnt have to have 8 kids to get, she borrows her dad's cash. There are no winners here.
Who hates pot????
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Not surprised. Seems like almost everyone is a pothead anyway. Um.. I would be more surprised if this useless piece of human space actually achieved something academically speaking, wich I doubt.
Seems like College, drugs, stupidity and alcohol go hand in hand.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh hell. I didn't even watch J&K plus 8 but I know this whore bag's name.
Which is what she wanted.
I banish you, whore bag.
I'm starting to like this Hailey chick more and more...I think Jon's got a winner.
If you're going to be the step-mother to eight kids, I'd think knowing your way around a bong would be an essential.
People need to stop hatin' on the pot. EMBRACE THAT SHIT! *Puff puff pass*
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Fuck you David Yates.