Monday, July 20th 2009
Sprite Tastes Like Man Jizz, Basically
HuffPo says that this is a real Sprite ad that was banned in Germany, but Gawker claims this is just a spec ad made by a really horny agency in hopes of getting the blowjob. Whatever the case may be, this shit doesn't make sense to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for using oral sex to sell products to the masses, but if Sprite was so delicious, wouldn't she swallow? Amateur.
And if this was a dude's real tsunami load, it would be hot for exactly one second (okay, maybe two). After you realized what was going on, you'd have to get off the floor, go to the refrigerator, take a cork from a bottle of wine, insert it into the peen hole and then call for an ambulance.
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Gia- I think the opposite. I think 7UP is way sweet and it loses it's fizz ASAP. Sprite, IMO, seems less sweet and a lot more carbonated, which I like.
7-Up is better. Sprite tends to be too syrupy tasting to me sometimes.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:58pm
*raises hand* I do lol. I usually never drink pop, but during my first trimester it's the only drink I could stomach and helped a lot with my nausea
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 11:58pm
*raises hand* I do lol. I usually never drink pop, but during my first trimester it's the only thing I could stomach and helped a lot with my nausea
His boyfriend is super nice though, even after the dog shit incident. Like goes out of his way to just be nice. I really like him, he helps out whenever me and the hubs need it, helps me with the grocery bags and compliments my hair all the time. Must turn him on to dlisted :)
Probably he is bitter. People get such attitudes when you confront them on their dog shit issues, I have never understood that.
Submitted by habibti1 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:24am.
7abibti only lame thing I see about your post is that you created a profile just to comment on all of this?
And Racer Guy, not all gay guys are nice. My next door gay always gives me side eye in the hall because I told him once that he didn't pick up his dog's shit pile in front of the building. Its been war ever since lol
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:11am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:05am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:02am.
Someone was doing a peen head count. It's always good to know how much peen is about the traps.
edit: I can't view the cock sucking video, why?
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Not sure why, although, it really isn't all that interesting or clever. Did you try going directly to the YouTube site?
Haha! I am glad I am known as the nice gay guy! Is there any other type?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:05am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:02am.
Someone was doing a peen head count. It's always good to know how much peen is about the traps.
edit: I can't view the cock sucking video, why?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:02am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
Provolone is a big gurl.
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*looks down pants.
ME!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
Provolone is a big gurl.
Submitted by habibti1 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:24am.
What is with the constant repetition of comments on this website..are you so arrogant you cannot satisfy yourself with one observation?
And what is with the markings and then a quotation (?) repeated excessively??
Stupidity angers me, such is my lot in life. If half of you applied all that quoting and all those symbols to something positive towards yourself, perhaps you would not be posting angry responses to nothing that affects you directly and you could get on with your life and be happier
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Children in some school districts in our country aren't being properly educated, people think driving drunk is no big deal, weed is equated with crack and heroin, abusers like Chris Brown get off easy, racism is still rampant -- and all you can think to bitch about is punctuation (or whatever "markings" are (?), and other people's comments on the web?
Stupidity like yours would anger me, too, if it were my lot in life. You are not only stupid, you are a stupid hypocrite.
Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))
Find the vid at http://video.aol.com/video-detail/banned-german-sprite-ad-nsfw/510885261 since the former was removed.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Sorry if this is a crappy link but it does show the complete ad. Seriously don't think it's real. White woman giving a blow job to a black guy to advertise Sprite.....it was somewhat hard to find the link, but it worked as of 11:00 pst.
What is with the constant repetition of comments on this website..are you so arrogant you cannot satisfy yourself with one observation?
And what is with the markings and then a quotation (?) repeated excessively??
Stupidity angers me, such is my lot in life. If half of you applied all that quoting and all those symbols to something positive towards yourself, perhaps you would not be posting angry responses to nothing that affects you directly and you could get on with your life and be happier
http://foxnews.gr/index.php/sprite-diafhmhsh.htm
well since the German are shitters, a sprite blow job commercial doesn't seem that obscene. real question here is who the fuck drinks sprite?
Thanks for the links, but they seem to be going down left and right. Team Valtrex is a funny whore. A man whore that is.
Thanks for the links.
At first it looked like a Heidi Klum and Seal sex tape.
Here you go - http://foxnews.gr/index.php/sprite-diafhmhsh.htm
Ugh, the video has been taken down. Anyone got a link?
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Try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMEFgWw4Qrk
why'd they remove the video?
don't hate, ejaculate.
(or fellate)
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Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
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"Who else is male on here?" is also the first question asked by Brett Michaels at the beginning of each season of the "Rock Of Love" *GONG*
Add me up to D-listed members with a member.
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:33pm.
LOL. So are most of the guys here straight or peen lovers?
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They're all gay, besides me and manimal
BWAHAHAHAHA
just kidding!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i was pretty impressed with the "facial"...but yeah, i'm also wondering why my sprite doesn't taste like a virile, young black man with a 6-pack.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:33pm.
LOL. So are most of the guys here straight or peen lovers?
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
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And Tom Cruise, except on date night.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I suddenly feel like I was born yesterday.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:15pm.
Oh noez!!! Oh noez!!! I probably should not have sent T.V. my virginity and bad "Heart" songs!!!!
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Yeah, you can have the Heart songs back!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
I am. Sheeps and Uncle Ashtray although I haven't seen either one on here in a long time...oh and Every Strangers Eyes.
Ok besides Team Valtrex, Jack and the really nice Racer gay guy, who else is male on here?
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:18pm.
Lol sorry I've been reading Dlisted for about 3 years (yikes), just registered for an account last year, and don't really comment that much. Sometimes I just comment something random as if everyone knows me, and I forget it's all imaginary and in my head :'(
@PicklesnCream: hahaha yes Capt Spaulding (Team Valtrex) is a man. Learned that last week myself.
Great person I must say...just like a lot of people here.
Coma Caca!!
Ugh, the video has been taken down. Anyone got a link?
Submitted by PicklesnCream on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 10:17pm.
Team Valtrex is a fucking GUY? Where the fuck have I been? Who am I? Is this real life?
For SERIOUS???? I dunno where's you been, who you iz, or if this is real.....
Team Valtrex is a fucking GUY? Where the fuck have I been? Who am I? Is this real life?
Oh noez!!! Oh noez!!! I probably should not have sent T.V. my virginity and bad "Heart" songs!!!!
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Damn it. I really like sprite. this has made my sprite drinking virginity days of thirst gone out the window. I am all for porn, but dont use my favorite drink as a sexy piece. when I am at the office sprite is what it is..since I cant drink alcohol there....ummm.
Coma Caca!!
The unintended beneficiary of this viral video will be Mechad Brooks from True Blood.This guy has a similar look & Mechad just had a nude scene on the show last week.
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:57pm.
Clarisse, stay away from that young man if you wish to keep your chastity intact!
Yes Clarisse! All young virgin maidens should be wary of Mr. Valtrex.
I'd say the same to miss lilly but jungle cats have quite the reputation for being jezebels!
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:51pm.
Actually, Man Chowder should be part of every woman's breakfast.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Clarisse, stay away from that young man if you wish to keep your chastity intact!
Mista Valtrex !?!?!?
oooh Lalalah!!!
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Take your thong and lay it butt up...
Guess I'm just not edgy enough.Not seeing the relation to moving bottles of sprite.Did appreciate the chin dribble at the end tho...that was a classic 70's porn ending.
Funny but fake. This is not really a sprite commercial.
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Mr. Valtrex
Oh, well that is lovely, then. Arguments are terrible! They cause Jesus to cry. That's why it rains. I'm so glad to hear that you were simply joshing around with Ms. Tiger. However, I must say...it would not be appropriate for Ms. Tiger to taste your seminal fluids unless she became Mrs. Valtrex, darling! Oh, dear me, even then it would be inappropriate. That would be like a million tiny abortions melting on her tongue! The shame! A man should only spill his seed in an attempt to procreate with his wife!
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 9:49pm.
Haha. I thought that was a greek thing.