Monday, July 20th 2009

Nice Try, Heigl

Katherine Hagel posed for the paps outside of Letterman today in the finest dress Windsor Fashions has to offer. Look at Katherine thinking she has this. Bitch should've looked over her shoulder to make sure the coast was clear, because the glamorous piece in the background is stealing her shine!

Katherine can never compete with a matching dress AND headband. Somewhere in the world, a community theater production of The Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Musical is desperately looking for a Teresa Giudice and here she is! Katherine's scene stealer will have to drop her hairline a few inches to accurately portray Teresa, but other than that, she's the one!

P.S. - I don't want to take anything away from the gorgeous headband lady, but that brick wall even looks hotter than Hagel.

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Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:41pm.

See my profile pic: I found a picture of Terribly Retarded making whiny face.

I swear to gawd I just wanna smack him until he dares not do anything other than smile.

Every time his lips start forming a pout he'd get ten slaps from me. Frowns earn 30 slaps.

After a week of this "rehab" treatment from me, he would no longer have that "woe is me" look thats permanently etched on his ungrateful face and he would no longer look like a Down Syndrome kid robbed of his favorite toy either

Bitch looks like Carrie, right before the blood poured down on her head.

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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site ----sugarscupid. c o m----. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:34pm.
She also complained about the writing in Knocked Up she claimed it was sexist.

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I remember that. When I read the quotes, I immediately thought she was one of those chicks, who took a feminist studies class when she was young and thought she could toss the term sexist around, without any care, since then.

I get a chuckle out of the women, who criticize society for valuing looks over intellect, while, painlessly, ripping the rewards of having been born pretty.
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Submitted by Jaxon on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:26pm.
I can't stand this wide mouth bass of a ball busting bitch.
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Oddly enough, My mama tiger wrote that very same thing in my baby book...:-(...I'll get the bitch back by having that inscribed on her tombstone....

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:32pm.

Funniest. Tirade. EVER.

OMG. That was awesome.

LOL!!!

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Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:26pm.

Yes she did. I mean who disses their co-star if the movie did well and he was 90% responsible for the success of Knocked up since the plot line revolved around the unsuitable guy.

She also complained about the writing in Knocked Up she claimed it was sexist.

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Submitted by Laurel on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:21pm.

Terribly Retarded Knight has a whiny face only a mother can love. He came out of the womb whining. Its shocking to me that the doctor who delivered him didn't shove him back in after he saw the ungrateful expression on Terribly Retarded's face.

Every time I see a picture of his face, I just want to bitch slap him, since his lips are always already in the process of forming a major pout and he has a permanent frown on his ungrateful face, and in some other pics his mouth is open no doubt ready to form a complaint about something or other.

Probably upset the sun was shining for that day or that his teenage boyfriend didn't tell him he was pretty or that "mean" Shonda didn't dedicate the whole episode to him.

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Damn right, stars101Sez_Iha....

Oh and this tart really diss Seth Rogen? He's not brilliant or anything, but for fuck sake, that's not a good move.

I'm inclined to believe she is not very intelligent, but fancies herself as a bold, smart, strong black woman anyway.

It's disgusting to see her managing to continue getting opportunities handled to her like this. All because she's in a show which appeals to the mentally retarded.

I can't stand this wide mouth bass of a ball busting bitch.

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Can we address the shade of tan spectrum that goes from lower thigh to foot?

She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .

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Submitted by Bruiser on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:19pm.

27 Dresses was a piece of crap. And Gerard Butler had better be careful she has a tendency to publicly diss her co-stars; Seth Rogen learnt that the hard way.

Shes going to bomb hopefully and then she can make the sequel to My Father the Hero starring her as the daughter and Terribly Retarded as the father this time around

Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:57pm.

"..she and Terribly Retarded..."

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Too funny! The whole post is has me in stitches. OMG. I've never seen the woman act, and still I find her to be incredibly annoying!

Same for her twat-faced friend T.R. Knight. Both of them could use a Sprite in the face, in my opinion. That video is so disgusting! Was it post-humously released by the Dash Snow estate, or what? Yuck!

Do be sure to click the link for Windsor Fashions:
It's a dress! It's a skirt! Wear it both ways!

OMG!! WTF?!

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 8:01pm.

If the Ugly Truth is HALF as good as 27 Dresses then I think we are all in for a treat! And I'm not talking about junior mints.

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I absolutely love it when I see an ingrate, entitled bitch picking the worst choice of dress and getting her faux-pas photographed!

Keep on giving us more schadenfreude, HAgel~

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Submitted by RRGossip7 on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:44pm.
LMAO @ pic # 3. Too funny!
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Hahahaha! The people in the background are more interesting than Heigl!

LMAO @ Hagel, MK.

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Submitted by LouisCreed on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:50pm.

I love Shonda for doing that, and I can't wait until she offs Heigl hopefully in an equally humiliating manner

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Submitted by Bruiser on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:49pm.

Bulldust

1) She was a NOBODY before Grey's she gets a little attention as SUPPORTING cast and then she starts complaining about the "pay issues" which she just HAD to leak to the media. She was hardly the highest earning actress before Greys

2) Then she and Terribly Retarded manipulated the situation with Isaiah to get him kicked off so that they could get extra screen time. She needed the screen time to launch her movie career

3) She critizes the writers which affects more than just her since who is honestly going to tune into a show with bad writing? It affects the salaries and careers of Ellen Pompeo and Christina Yang the talented cast

4) From someone who starred in My Father the Hero, a story about a girl who pretends to have a love affair with her father. Shes got some NERVE talking about unbelievable scripts.

5) Shes a talentless media manipulating bitch who was a nobody before Greys, was not responsible for its initial success and had to find some way to make it Izzie's anatomy which she promptly did.

6) She is NOT a good person and she is so going to bomb in this movie of hers

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I love the headband lady. She almost looks like the crazy lady who protects Phoebe Price.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:45pm.

Maybe that's why Shonda Rhimes literally threw ol' George under the bus...

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Mon, 07/20/2009 - 7:45pm.
Sorry this bitch made her career on the backs of others destruction.

No she made her career from being a terrific actress and human being. You twat.

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Headband Lady says, "Gurrrrrrrrrl, you got visible panty lines! You in danger, girl!"

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Sorry this bitch made her career on the backs of others destruction. I'll never forgive her and Terribly Retarded Knight for manipulating that whole situation with Isaiah Washington. I hope she bombs.

Shes the poor man's Reese Witherspoon anyway

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Hate to break this to you people. Those are not her boobs. They are cartons of cigs hidden for her hike to Letterman's stage.

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LMAO @ pic # 3. Too funny!

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She looks like one of those women who would be nice to me if I were The Bachelor, but then go apesh-- when they realized I'm not really a millionaire and free frapuccinos is all I can comp them in life.

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Oh no. If your boobies are almost to your belt, you need a bra.

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Um, Cathy...yo feets is skeeerd of your boobehs...Whoever told you ass you can go braless HATES YOU! *side eye to MK*....

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MK, the guy in the 3rd thumbnail is priceless.

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