Hot Slut Of The Day!
Iris Finsilver - Debbie Rowe's former attorney (she found her in the back pages of L.A. Weekly), friend and confidante! Yes, this ravishing alien really is a lawyer! She destroys her opponents with her extra-terrestrial brows and her lip liner from a far off planet called the 80s. This is what all lawyers should look like! And all lawyers (or pornstars) should also be named Iris Finsilver!
Below is a clip of Iris on Larry King a few weeks ago. When she tells Larry she has a special gift for him, I was expecting her to bring out something from her home planet. Instead she gives him a picture she claims was drawn by one of Michael's kids. Alien, please! You know she drew that shit in the green room with her lip liner pencil. Gorgeous AND brilliant!
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59? Are you kidding me?
You think she looks bad on TV or video, you should see her in person!
That is a face that would give anyone nightmares. Her plastic surgeon should have his license to practice medicine revoked.
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Whoa. Tranny-riffic!
When people morph into looks of this kind, you don't guess their age...
you just shake your head in disgust and berate their plastic surgeon
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Why is this cunt pretending her eyebrows are on her temples?
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"Prostitute Whore!" Thank you Theresa Guidice! I kept watching this and wondering exactly what it was. A he, she or an it? Ain't getting it.
Um. It's hard to take her seriously: her surgery is distracting...
Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:51am.
She wore her best Power Suit for the occasion.
Yes! Well, she's from Indian Wells (near Palm Springs). It's too hot and people dress down or floozily. You can e-mail her your thoughts (no lie) at dissoatty@aol.com.
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The first page of the World News section was given over to a long article on the 30th anniversary of Paddington Bear.
When did she find time be an attorney? Seems like she spends her whole day in a Plastic Surgeon's office ( and a drunk one at that ).
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
She wore her best Power Suit for the occasion.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
You know....what happened to CNN and its shows reporting the real news. For chrissake.
That's why I don't even look at national news anymore. I look at the local news on TV, that's about it.
I go on the web to see what's happening in the world.
I need to re-subscribe to another REAL news magazine. I was subscribed to The Economist, but, shit, it's expensive. I might see if the Christian Science Monitor is a bit cheaper..
ANNNNYhow....this BS about that poor MJ and the poor kids...I wish that CNN and the rest of the bunch would give it a friggin' rest, already.
Dear god, let the family have some peace (and ignore the famewhores in the bunch...geeze.)
Flatsy- I told you I was unscrupulous. I know if my lawyer showed up in a tank top, I would be calling Lennox Hill psych and getting a Mischa Barton call on him.
Nothing says Legal Eagle like a tank from American Apparel!
She's real shiny. I think the shine distracted her when she was drawing on the brows.
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Race, call me crazy, but if my ex-lawyer/friend goes on LKL, I would like to see her in a suit. It might even deflect attention from the X-long eyebrows.
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She's flat and that's that!
what a mess
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It figures that only a skanky alien who looks like a truck stop PROSTITUTE WH0RE would agree to represent that child-selling POS!! HAHA!!
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Race, I am an unscrupulous logo designer.
I try to make something snappy and eye catching, but I will also replicate what someone's wife has doodled up in Word.
Flatsy- Only if it is a true Wife Beater, Fruit of the Loom.
That's one too many brow lifts right there. Bitch can barely blink.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Holy monkey! I can't bring myself to look at the video. The still is skeery enough.
Finsilver. Ahahahhahahahahaha!!!!
She got those eyebrows from Divine's make-up artist.
http://www.alissongothz.com.br/leighbowery/xtravaganza/gallery/divine.jp...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Race Bannon, I love that you call yourself an unscrupulous decorator, you crack me up!
Is the white tank top a 'bold statement'?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by lifecast2020 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:22am.
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Hahaha...a real life gelfling. :D
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
She looks like what the female lead in Jim Henson movie The Dark Crystal would look like today. I'm sure she has those pointed earlobes under her naturally blond hair.
Deb- I googled it, it was at the top of the page, and you are right, what she says and what she admits to are two different things.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:17am.
Remember that she is an attorney.
Perhaps the exaggerated eyebrows give her that "quizzical" look in the courtroom.
The lip liner only enhances her sneer.
The nose job, scorn.
Bitch could express doubt at 50 paces.
Pfft! I'm all-natural and I can do that, baby.
lentinstar- I think the unscrupulous people selling them the make-up. injecting crap in their faces and working on their hair.
I am an unscrupulous decorator. If someone wants and ugly, bejewelled gilded camel in their foyer, I am right next to them telling them it is a "bold statement". When people are tacky, you can only go along with them, any direction towards taste gets shot down. If you can't beat them, join them.
I think I went off topic. Sorry.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:14am.
Where did you get that info? The reason I ask, is that if Iris ADMITS to being 59, she's probably 63! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
her face looks like its been made out of modeling clay :P
Remember that she is an attorney.
Perhaps the exaggerated eyebrows give her that "quizzical" look in the courtroom.
The lip liner only enhances her sneer.
The nose job, scorn.
Bitch could express doubt at 50 paces.
Her eyebrows look like they got into a huge fight and drew a boundary line in the middle of her face. "Stay on your side, bitch!"
Of course I am only speaking for the eyebrow....I am a God-fearing Christian walrus, I do not say things like the B-word.
how does one get eyebrows like that?
Deb- If this were a contest, you would have won, you were sooooooo close!
she kind of looks like an alternate universe pornstar version of beverly crusher from ST: TNG.
again i say, who tells these people this is a good look?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Wow, those are some big-ass eyebrows. Must be 3 inches long.
Hey, it's my 1st DL anniversary.
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She's flat and that's that!
Fucking hell. I hope the bungees holding her face up and back don't snap.
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Haha, mike--- I think it must have been the Advil PM I took. I'm all hardcore like that.
Thanks, Race!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Why? She was obviously quite attractive before she turned herself into E.T. SoCal scares the shit out of me, shit like this is not normal nor should it be acceptable. People who choose to disfigure themselves with plastic surgery should have to pay a fine to the public for torturing their eyes with this blasphemous shit.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:56am.
I had a dream last night that Larry King died. At the funeral he was wheeled out on a cart and was dressed in a bear costume. *dials shrink*
?? Apart from the bear costume, it sounds like a happy dream.
Finsilver is 59.
You've lived in SoCA too long when the thought of someone representing you who looks like THAT doesn't give you pause.
Her face doesn't move.
I had a dream last night that Larry King died. At the funeral he was wheeled out on a cart and was dressed in a bear costume. *dials shrink*
Debbie Rowe's former attorney and now Joan Van Ark's make-up artist.
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Wow! She must go through a LOT of eyebrow pencil. How old do you guys think she is? I'll say 58.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who in the HOT FUCK would want someone that looks like THAT representing them?!
Slap a black wig on this ho and it's MJ all over again!
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She looks like she coule be singing backup for Blondie.
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