Our Lady Of Cheetos Could Be Free In November
This November, a judge could rule that it's time for Daddy Spears to remove Brit Brit's chip, unhook the leash and send her back out into the world by herself! I'm sure Brit Brit wants to know if he's still going to make her Velveeta grits every day, because that might be a deal breaker....
TMZ reports that the court will review the conservatorship in November when her world tour ends. The conservatorship might have ended earlier, but apparently Brit Brit was uninsurable without Mastah Spears calling the shots. Also, several vendors only agreed to sign contracts if the conservatorship was in effect for the entire "Mah Pussy Is Hanging Out This Christmas" tour.
Daddy Spears has been carrying Brit since February '08 and he thinks he's ready to push her out of his womb. Our little Cheetoling is growing up so fast.....
Oh, Brit Brit will be fine (insert side-eye and question mark here). If she doesn't want to return to the crazy days of yore, she just needs to stay away from landing strips, Frapps with extra whip, pink wigs, London the dog (it hurts to type that), Carla the old assistant, gas stations, umbrellas, barber shop, etc...etc...
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THE BITCH WILL FINALLY DIE!
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
She'll just become dependent on her new boyfriend. Poor little Brit Brit needs a shit load of therapy.
This should be good! and just in time for the Holidays!
The paps are stocking up on camera cards for the day daddy spears is gone.
this is going to be epic. I can't wait for Rolling Stone to turn on her again with another "An American Tragedy" cover.
I'm sure that the very first day Daddy's not in control, Brit will put on a wig, jump in her car with Adnan (was that his name?), drive to every gas station and Starbucks in town, strip in the middle of the street, and run over somebody. And then Daddy will put back in charge of her the next day.
I really don't think this girl can ever live on her own. I think she is mentally retarded (no snark, I mean it) and she just is not capable of making the right choices for herself and her kids.
My, my, my... LandingStrip and Sammy Lutfi are already rubbing their hands in anticipation!. I can smell their excitement and all.
I highly doubt this brainless hillbilly will hold herself together on her own, I don't think she's mentally developed enough. I see losing her kids in her future and another huge meltdown and erratic bullshit, gold-diggers and attention-whores too. Maybe a few more pounds added to her weight.
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Ooo, this is gonna be scary. I honestly thought Daddy Spears was gonna be her master pretty much...forever. Sheeit. I actually think she's better off when she's touring and working and being squeezed of every ounce of energy she's got. It's when she's on "vacation" that she's fucked. Idle hands are the devil's fucking CORPORATION for this woman.
Ooh, the potential for another run of the crazy train come November. Happy fucking birthday to me!
Yay! Cheetos are dancing in the streets, frapps are rejoicing, and rancid boots everywhere are plotting their escape!
Seriously this chick is gonna go so batshit it ain't funny. Actually it is funny, or it will be. She'll be back to fucking paps, talking with face accents, wearing pink wigs, crashing cars and probably selling her kids to the mailman. This will be awesome!
Want to know how well SLUTney will do if her dad no longer guides her & she's let out of the conservatorship? I have only one sentence, and it tells it all: "Mah Pusshay is a-hangin' out".
I think we haven't seen her full true self. Given what a retard she is (people have to wipe her ass for her, balance her checkbook, etc), I'm surprised we haven't seen a pic of her standing on a street corner, naked from the waist down, peeing all over herself.
That is all...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Submitted by Superpop on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:49am.
Your avie is Hilarious.
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Countdown: 1. 2. 3...
Cannot wait: I still loathe her as a mother, a woman and a supposed "role model".
Gah.
This is great news! I wonder what she does first? I bet the dumb bitch lights herself on fire! LOL
The crazy train needs to go full steam ahead again.
Hurry up November!! I love me some crazy Brit Brit!!
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I thought that was an old picture of her, She looks better now. Her dad will have spent most of her money by then anyway so I am sure he won't contest it.
NOT a body I'd be parading around in underwear with. YUCK!
Ok, let the bitch loose! We need some entertainment.
She looks really fucking stunted in that picture.
The crazy that will be unleashed in November will be EPIC. She's been holding it in for two years. It will explode out of her like a billion fucking bald headed umbrellas and meth pipes. Trust.
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Free In November to over consume indulgences and vices to death.
Blah. This story is so played out, I can't even come up with appropriate comments.
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Woohoo! The Cheeto train is coming to the station in November. This STACK SLUT is ready!
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Breakdown,
The only reason they keep pushing her demented ass on us is because there are still millions to be squeezed out of her holes
Holy Shit, that was BEAUTIFUL.
In 2008, her MONTHLY income was reported to be $737,000. Hardly a failure, but definitely the kind of money that can cause the crazies.
Her body is fine, its her mental retardation that will forever cripple her.
EvilShoe:
Well, I'm NOT from the backwoods, so I know my away around the English vocabulary!
As for Britney?
I would never consider her a failure. Actually, for what she does, she has reached the pinnacles of her profession. She's done everything a pop princess could feasibly do. A la, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, whatever.
The only reason they keep pushing her demented ass on us is because there are still millions to be squeezed out of her holes before they toss her aside like yesterday's news.
So I really don't care to hear how fabulous (or -un) she looks because her kids are at an age where her weave and panty set don't matter. Her sanity, however, does.
Besides, she really should go back to the swamp and simmer it because I don't know if she could handle another breakdown.
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So she's crazier than a shithouse rat until she goes out and finishes a world tour strip-tease show, then she's OK?
Why are all her "custumes" bra and panties? I swear, 90% of her tour wardrobe is this. Put some clothes on Brit!
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This young woman is a wonderful Christian, she fears God. In her mind lie many demons, she is in the most epic battle of her life right now because she is fighting away Satan. Let's not be so wicked to her. She has a good body, but perhaps her costumes shouldn't be so tight?
Hopefully she will finish what she started and kill herself right in front of the paparazzi.
That would be the perfect christmas gift this year.
MK, you always choose the best pics for your stories. LMAO
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True that kids of celebrities start out being in the hole stability-wise. But still- there's a difference in touring with your mom, dealing with paparazzi at the park and growing up in the public eye compared to her being under a 5150 hold, coming to kiss you goodnight with pinhead pupils and a bald motherfucking head.
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Oh boy, good luck Brit Brit! : /
@BRADIFUL BITCH: "FrappaCheesus". Ha ha ha!!
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@Race Bannon, Torchwood RULES. It;s also coming out on DVD the end of July. And I assume BBC America will run it again, too.
2nd edit: BBC America is running part one again tonight. Part two is on at 9PM.
Off Topic-How is Torchwood? I missed it and forgot to TIVO. : (
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:18am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:53am.
I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't want to see her fail at life when left to her own devices. She has small children and even if it's only for their sakes, I hope she can keep it together.
Very true but those kids are doomed, by genetics and environment. Some people are parental material and some aren't; she aren't.
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ISprainedmyuvula_ I am with you. I am not a fan of hers really, (I do have two of her songs on my IPod that I will confess to) but I don't really want to see her fail either. She has been through the ringer publicly and has had to deal with all of the humiliation of what her actions have brought her. I just hate anyone having to cope with mental illness period, but having to do it with the world watching has to be excruciating.
TheBreakDown said:
Her best days are behind her and never to be duplicated, save for massive plastic surgery.
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Agreed. Great use of the word "save", not many write like that anymore, Triston.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:16am.
Green Is Good on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:13am
I will start a prayer circle for that.
off t: did you watch Torchwood?
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HELL YES!! Part two is tonight!
Bring it!
Are we really gonna go *there* when it comes to Britney and her (lack of) hot factor?
Her best days are behind her and never to be duplicated, save for massive plastic surgery.
Hometrick is a stump anyway, with a chin that could batter rams and conquer them, a 30-gallon cranium (not a head), and let's not even get started on that face only a swamp trash mama from the sticks could love.
No. Passably cute is all she should strive for these days.
But hot?
Not ever again.
And for any Britney Spears fans that I may have offended, go suck on her mic piece, cuz she sure the fuck ain't using it!
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After her 3 ring circus tour is over with all the money she just made she'll be ready for some purple drank time. How many bare snatchal moments will she have? In november I'm gonna shave MY head.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:53am.
I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't want to see her fail at life when left to her own devices. She has small children and even if it's only for their sakes, I hope she can keep it together.
Very true but those kids are doomed, by genetics and environment. Some people are parental material and some aren't; she aren't.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:14am.
indeed it was my friend!
LOL
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Green Is Good on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:13am
I will start a prayer circle for that.
off t: did you watch Torchwood?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:11am.
Bahahahahaha! It was the best word for the given comment!
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Awright! Sofa batteries, green beans and tennis balls! Maybe this hews will bring Comingback out of retirement!
Hopefully, she'll return to Kentwood, push out a few more critters and fade away in peace. God knows she needs it.
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Adnan and Sam just popped double boners and started skipping around in circles screaming, "We're back baby, we're back!"
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