Joe Jackson Was The Perfect Father
You can always count on the sad melting bull dog's asshole that is Joe Jackson to bring the crazy. Joe did just that on Larry King last night. Larry asked Joe about the allegations that he beat Michael Jackson. Joe said he made no mistakes as a father and never beat his son. Surprisingly, the clouds didn't go dark and a giant bolt of lightning did not strike Joe down. No. Joe went on to skip through the fields of crazy by blaming the media and said beating started in the slave days. Then, he said something about how a lot of parents spank their kids.
Come on! Joe knows the difference between a pow pow on the nalgas (that's what mothers call it these days, right?) and a whipping with a switch. Abuelita's everywhere just gave a "HUH?" side-eye to that last part.



JOE JACKSON "He (Michael) regurgitates to the bank / I really don't care"
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I hate this bastard! Michael made his people get rid of the old man when he tried to see him so now that Michael is out of the way, the asshole is trying to cash in.
Slavery? What is he talking about? Every time some dumbass gets confronted with his own sins, he goes all defensive and blames slavery.
This idiot learned from the best liar in the world, Al Sharpton!
Lying Sack of Shit.
Enough of this guy already. I'm surprised Jackson and Sharpton aren't sitting next to him as his counsel.
So I guess hes calling Michael a liar..
Joe Jackson is the reason why it's scary if Katherine Jackson gets permanent custody of those kids. He may have a house in Vegas but now he's seeing lots of dollars signs and I don't see anyway that Michael's kids can be kept away from this man if they're living with Katherine. I mean she's still married to him and the way he's talking they're a couple again. I heard he's going to send some of the Jackson brothers on tour with Michael's videos playing behind them, huh??? Or what about "The Jackson Three" concept he floated having the three kids perform. I personally think all the drama surrounding MK's death is being fueled by the Joe Jackson machine to build up the mystique of it all. Case in point, MK's body supposedly is being held on ice somewhere, It's been twenty six days, bury the man already.
The whole sitch is just plain out creeeeeeeepy.
Of course he's going to deny he beat any of them. I don't know why the rest of the kids don't call him out.
Didn't MJ say that Joe would beat them with a belt? My stoner cousin snapped me with a belt ONCE (high bastard) on the wrist and it hurt like hell. Constant beatings would be like torture. I blame Joe for sending MJ down the road to crazy and Katherine for not doing anything to stop him.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:41am.
JJ is a piece of shit.
What is this about Katherine contesting the will?
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Well according to TMZ (i know) she is being influenced by JJ to protest MJ's choice of executors - longtime business associates. There was a clause in the will that said that anyone who tries to contest it will be automatically cut out. But that may not include contesting the executors. I'm not sure on what grounds she'd be protesting. So who knows.
This would be one of the famewhores. (the father, I mean).
My heart goes out to the kids. The rest of the famewhores, pfft. Let it go, already. What can the public do, except gloat over the family's misfortune?
Amazing.
And Larry King thinks THIS is news.
Larry King needs to retire already. Geeze.
The best part was when his cell phone went off.
I understand now, MJ.
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JJ is a piece of shit.
What is this about Katherine contesting the will?
MJ has said that just being in his father's presence would make him throw up - both as a child AND an adult.
JJ's response: "He threw up all the way to the bank."
Hideous & sick. It seems the family is pushing him out but not hard enough...acc. to some reports he is the one behind Katherine's contesting the will.
Yeah, Joe Jackson is a shit...but before Michael died no one gave a shit about the abuse. People just need a new firing target now that Michael's gone.
A senile crazy old man interviewing another crazy senile old man! Larry King "Oh I'm really confused." You bet you are! This was one of the funniest and most pathetic interviews I've ever seen. Like a major train wreck, that's for sure!
he's wearing a hat to hide the fact that his eyebrows are trying to quit his satanic dome for fear of giving any emo away and i hate Larry 2 bit bulshit Muder She wrote detection skills King. Ever heard of Jeremy Paxman? He would tear this fucker a new asshole if in fact anything he said was worth going over. Slave days??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING BOUT? Slave days...Oh Ok then U be the overseer to yr children and the spin kick sing shit chain gang. Fuck head.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Joe Jackson scares the placenta out of me. That's why I could not stand to watch this crazy son-of-a-bitch. He is one ugly bastard that's for sure.
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Joe Jackson is a fucking sad excuse for a human being.
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Good mornin' Smurf.
Yes, let's all hope that Karma rams this guy in the ass.
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Vile.
Simply vile.
Undeserving of airtime, accolades, interviews, acknowledgement, etc...
The man is the Pimp Daddy of mean,
aggressive,
maybe sexually-abusive,
surely physically/mentally/emotionally abusive stage-fathers!
I tried to watch some of this last night & I couldnt do it...It was the most frustrating thing to try to make sense of his incoherent bullshit. He totally sounds like he is on drugs too.
"a lot of people spank their kids Larry. If they say they don't, they lying, they lying and Michael was never beated by me, never beated at all"
Joe, Joe, Joe.. one again delivering a flawless example of verbal self-sodomy.
--thanks awfully--
Why is Larry King entertaining this donkey's ass?
Ignore the fucker and hopefully he'll go away.
My dyslexical eyes thought the headline was:
"Joe Jackson, King of Alaska"
Makes sense that he'd be where the Queen of Assholes lives.
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Why is this useless leech interview worthy? And WHY aren't any of the Jackson kids coming forward about the abuse? Are they still afraid of Daddy? Call him out.
And Katherine should divorce his sorry ass.
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Dumbass Joe thinks Larry and the rest of the free world believed him since Larry was too scared to call the tired old queen a liar. Larry was probably hitting a buzzer beneath his desk for security. Joe is such a sack of sh&t.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:16am.
I want to see Joe try this bullshit with Maddow.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:13am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:12am.
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Or perhaps more accurately, the Smackson 5.
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Yep, that's the name.
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:12am.
He sat there and nodded. Old fucker. Such a poor excuse for a journalist.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:12am.
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Or perhaps more accurately, the Smackson 5.
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
He is going to grab Michael and Britney's kids and start the Spackson 5.
I can't watch this because my laptop doesn't have the "punch a douchebag in his teeth" button, but did Larry even bother to ask what in fucking fuck slavery had to do with him being a monster and beating the hell out of his own children because they missed a step in dance rehearsal? Or did he just sit there and nod like he does with everyone else these days?
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Hmmmm, the part where he talks about his new production company and Blue Ray discs must not have made it to this video.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:25am.
Did Larry really expect Joe to admit to beatings?
--I think he just did.
"A lot of people in America spank their kids and if they say they don't they lyin' they lyin'. I never beat Michael, no, Michael was never beaten by me".
Fatal Freudian slip.
It would be sorta nice if MJ's brothers & sisters stood up for the truth and turned this cunt in. Maybe they're waiting for old Jo to kick the bucket - cowards.
I want some of whatever Joe's been smoking, seems like some good shit.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:55am.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:53am.
Thank you guys :), a little bit.
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"I think he was trying to say that all the other kids were dead from drugs (Ooops, so is your son, point FAIL)"
EXACTLY.
By the way, slavery has been over for a really long fucking time and has nothing to do with Michael fucking Jackson!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Shut the Smurf up- Good Morning! Hope you are feeling better today.
That man is pathetic. How delusional can you be??? Michael must be rolling in his grave right now. Then again, Joe probably doesn't know any better, his father probably beat him when he was young too.
Morning Smurf! : )
Snowpiece- I think he was trying to say that all the other kids were dead from drugs (Ooops, so is your son, point FAIL) and gangland violence. Joe wants everyone to think that because the kids were all at home, they escaped death on the streets. Unfortunately, Michael might still be alive had he been exposed to life on the streets, and Joe would be the one dead.
The only reason, I believe, that Debbie Rowe is even considering taking the children in, is because she knows that MJ didn't want his father in ANY way involved with those children.
For that alone, I would support Debbie Rowe having them.
Hell, I'd even strap them on to LaToilet first!
And in closing, any parent that says they never made any mistakes raising their child is a fucking liar!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:50am.
( moon walks to break room for more coffee)
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I actually pictured that in my mind. Haha!!!!
Raul Duke: Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!
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Karma is taking a long one with this piece of shit, you know she is cooking osmething good for him (and Yes, I think Karma is a woman)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 9:46am.
yeah and why would all those kids be dead before 50?
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I'm 50,alive,was beaded with a belt by my daddy and fuck do I have issues!( moon walks to break room for more coffee)
Jack- LOL!
Yes Joe, you were such a good father, that is why you WEREN'T mentioned in the will at all, and why Michael put your wife in charge of the kids, gave her 40% of the estate (Which I don't quite understand, she's like 80 years old and I wouldn't be shocked if she took a tumble down a staircasr, if you know what I mean) and why he put two attorney's in charge of everything, because you were such a loving, and supportive father!
Never mind the issues the poor man had his entire life!