JLove Is Always Engaged
Jennifer Love Hewitt canceled her engagement to Ross McCall earlier this year and immediately replaced his peen with Jamie Kennedy's. I understand that JLove doesn't want her vagina to go cold, but bitch doesn't need to get engaged to her rebound dick! Page Six claims JLove has done just that.
On Saturday night, Jamie Kennedy played the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA. About two hours into his set, Jamie called JLove up to the stage so she could sing. I'm guessing JLove didn't sing an acoustic version of "How Do I Deal," because there was still a person in the audience to yell "MARRY HER!" to Jamie. A witness says that's when Jamie "got down on one knee and asked her to marry him." We're talking about JLove here, so of course her ass said yes. If the crusty corn on my toe asked JLove to marry it, she'd say yes.
Jamie could've just been joking, but you don't joke with JLove like that! Bitch took this for serious. She probably already called the wedding planner and said, "Yeah, just do the same shit as the last one."
One day JLove is going to wake up to find that her engagement finger is missing. Her finger is going to detach itself from her hand and quit that bitch. It's sick of the back and forth!
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
Chode Whisperer
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Aw... the two nineties teen movie hasbeens have finally found each other. Ain't that sweet.
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J.Love, don't marry him! In two decades, his nose is going to be TWICE that size! I'm almost positive of it. Also, he's developing Mickey Rourke skin.
Superficial, I know.
I realized not too terribly long ago that maybe marrying a man in your 20's is not a good idea because lots of men, mid-30's or late 20's (depends on the person?), go from being good looking to gradually morphing into incredibly unattractive. Whereas other men get better looking.
yes, everyone else said it but HE LOOKS TERRIBLE. Like he's on steroid treatment for some horrible disease or something. Wow. His nose is 3x as large as I remember and he looks as though he is 45. She's fine, forgettable, NOT FAT, and as previously mentioned, at least not in the news for going to rehab or "the hospital."
Okay, I must speak up here. My husband works on her show and says that:
1. She is TINY, always has been.
You know, I can actually believe that. I went to school with a girl who, if you measured her, had a really tiny waist and was generally very small. But in pictures she looked SUPER curvy, bordering chunky/fat. She's just a pear shaped girl and in pictures it came out like "woah". But in person you could see that she was actually very small, still curvy, but small--definitely a very small pant size. They guys all thought she was hot too. So I could see this being the case for Jenifer. Plus we've also seen her SUPER scrawny at the beginning of her career so people think she's not fat, not at all.
He looks like Ron Jeremy. The fugs have worn off on her as well; she looks like a hag with fat arms, a bloated gut, and dry hair. They both look like they have pulled an all nighter. Good for them?
It won't be long before whore-face replaces Jamie with another loser!
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This dude's face looks puffed up like an alcoholic's mug.
I don't mind her so much. I'll take her over that Anne Hathaway anyday. But she definately losses points in the man business. Her taste sucks.
Sorry he looks really beat. This will probably last another week or so.
I thought they were engaged already.
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I don't mind her and really don't give a shit what size she is, or who she's engaged to this week, but that show of hers...
I don't know. I guess it would not annoy me much if some better shows could survive past first season.
Sad Kings was canceled so soon, while stuff like Ghost Whisperer keeps on prospering.
Jennifer and Anne Hathaway greatly disappoint me. They aim so far below their level. There men are ugly, talentless, leeches... Oh and while I am at it let me add Lindsay Lohan to the list also. Aim Higher Ladies.
She doesn't really bother me. I can't hate on her because at least she isn't out at clubs getting wasted, snorting the booger sugar, and showing her girly parts to the camera.
how embarrassing. i hate when people yell stuff like that, then your stuck looking like an ass if you don't do it, and she only thinks that you did it not to look like an ass.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I thought thay were already enraged, er, I mean engaged.
He looks fuckin awful what's going on here
She has a plaster on her shoulder.
Bit early to propose....no? :)
Okay, I must speak up here. My husband works on her show and says that:
1. She is TINY, always has been.
2. She is mostly nice but kind of quite
3. She is making a whole lot of loot starring in and executive producing that show which is now in it's fourth season and guaranteed another year plus an option for two.
So, my assessment is that JK probably JUMPED at the chance to date her/get engaged. If I remember correctly, Malibu's Most Wanted didn't break box office records and he's not exactly bringing the hotness with his receding hairline.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:19am.
If you put your ear close to your monitor, you can hear her clock ticking. It's pretty neat!
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Ooooo! I didn't think of that. Can you imagine how huge her tittay balls are going to be? They'll completely cover her face!
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She's really not that great anymore and she's still way too above him. Aim higher, jlove.
This bitch could start an engagement ring museum by now! She's a total serial monogamist. If you took marriage seriously at all, you wouldn't be engaged twice inside of a year. She's just one of those people who want to get married for the status and attention. She doesn't actually want a marriage... she's just too desperate to stand on her own two feet. Didn't she just issue Jamie Kennedy an ultimatum that he had to propose to her within a year? How pathetic.
Wasn't she engaged to Carson Daly at some point, too? Or did they just date?
Her face is ugly. Always has been. She's had at least one nose job and her nose is still huge lol.
Wait.. he's not gay?
Haven't read any comments:
JLove is an attractive woman with a palatable show on network TV.
WHY would she leave her other man for this? Why does she never spend any time on HERSELF?
Girfriend needs a five-minute break: she has NEVER been boyfriend/fiance - less.
Jamie looks like Al Bundy in a bad rug.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Looks like he's been dead for several days, laying on a sidewalk after someone punched his face.
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I like JLove...... There! I said it and Im glad I did ;)
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Submitted by gia on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:39am.
They both look like utter shit in that pic...Neither one is aging well at all. I have NEVER understood the allure of JLove beyond her tits
a couple of weeks ago, I found the heartbreakers on TV.
Her Body was Great.
BTW, what an stupid Movie, yeah you get away with dumping a body and live hapilly ever after.
Edited cuz I am a MORON
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
"Her finger is going to detach itself from her hand and quit that bitch"
bawhahahhahahahaaaa. it never gets old.
"always engaged never a bride"
*Raising hand* that's me! that's me too!
They both look like utter shit in that pic...Neither one is aging well at all. I have NEVER understood the allure of JLove beyond her tits...She is like the TV version of Scarlet Johansson...Average, bordering on wanky looking face, but magnificent tits...Honestly, great tits are not that hard to come by, damn, even I have them.
I give it a year...
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Submitted by OXA on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:29am.
if he proposed at a comedy club, does it still count.
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I bet they spent all Sunday arguing.
Jamie: Jesus, I was JOKING!!!!!!
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Filthy bitch- I love love love your avvie!
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if he proposed at a comedy club, does it still count.
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How old is she, 40 or 50 now? I can't remember when her horsey face hasn't been around, hoofing for guys.
She looks like an old maid from the 1800s.
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"I talk to dead people. On TV."
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having the name Jennifer in Hollyweird has got to be a curse of some kind.
HEND!
All this one needs to do is confess a secret crush on Teh Brad and John Mayer will magikally appears!
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:18am.
wont tell you about the jewellry she gave him...a necklace with their faces engraved on it..bahahahahaha he wears it too
I'll dump him just for that reason alone....LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. MIchael K
Filthy bitch- I love love love your avvie!
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Im on my 2nd engagement and im not even 30 yet. Could I be a serial fiancee??
INTERVENTION TIMES!
This non size 2 bitch is a serial bride to be. I can't stand her!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:07am.
is there a bandaid on her shoulder?
or is that wayward double stick?
Good eye! I saw that too. Methinks its supposed to keep the lacy strap up? Fail.
PS this broad is crazy. Pure n Simple. Has she EVER just been single? Jen, you don't have to go from " just broke up with my fiance" to "buying a house with the next guy that side eyes me in the Starbuck's parking lot", K??
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:05am.
will do!
puts on best push up bra, wipes lipgloss of teeth and bats eyelashes madly while delcaring her fat ass is only a size 1 ( i shall out desperate her)