Cameron Is Getting Hers
Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law are both wiping zit semen off of their nutsacks, because The Sun claims they are both playing around with Cameron Diaz.
Apparently, Cameron started her tour of wonky hairlines last week when she bumped it with Leonardo DiCaprio in London. A source type says that Leo is ready to pass his peen around after recently splitting with Bar Rafaeli. The source went on to say, "Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together."
As for Jude, Cammy was seen leaving a club with him in London on Sunday night. The same source who is yapping about the Leo shit said that Jude is trying hard to get a chance to pop Cameron's pimples with his wang, "Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along."
You know, I can't help but think at how hot a threesome starring these three would've been like 10 years ago. But now, thinking of Pizza Face Diaz rubbing it on these two just makes me hongray for a salami sandwich on sourdough with extra Thousand Island dressing.
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Carmen is that semen in your hair or are you just happy to see men.
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Glances of Leonardo made my panties cream. Well no more, it is ovah ! Diaz is such a douche bag she makes Parisite on a herpes outbreak look lickable. Her face looks like one giant oozing cum filled vagina.
Why Leo, you filthy whore? Why did you have to defile the prince of my dreams?
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********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
First, "zit semen on nutsacks"? EWWWW and of course, LOL!
Second, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not LEO! It's not like we'd ever get together, but if by chance he and I were the last two people on earth, I might have to take a pass on the sexy times because of this. Never mind that. I'd still do him.
I'm so ashamed.
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So they're going ahead with the three stooges movie I see. Curly Mary, and No.
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I love how all their hairlines seem to be racing to the top in that side-by-side-by-side pic.
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She seems like such a slutty skank to me...I just dont like her at all & her face is quite unappealing, she isnt even a great actress...Thankfully, she has a hot body & her face although not "pretty" is interesting looking.
what the HECK is up with her CHEEKS????????
Well well well, Cameron is turning into a WHORE!
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For some reason I like her. Her whole "fuck the Hollywood pressure to get engaged and have kids" attitude is actually kinda refreshing. That and I really do feel like she's too dumb to be a mega-bitch.
I always said Cameron Diaz had the head of a Marionette. I’m looking hard and I think I see strings...
What a fucking MUTT!!!!!!
Here are 3 people who were hot and cool for like 5 minutes in the 90s...these days they are all bloated messes that aren't aging well at all. I remember when Leo was pretty enough to pass for a girl...I always though he should have done drag back then and questioned whether he really had a penis. But he always was lucky to date supermodels who were out of his league if it weren't for his fame and money. Cameron is already a hag and Jude always looks like it's been months since he slept well and took a shower.
Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:58pm
Ewan is good. And he shows it, in almost every movie. Of course if you were him wouldn't you?
Jude I can see but Leo's really slumming it huh? He's always seen with models, but now Diaz? It just seems a little hard to believe.
Man, people used to say I look EXACTLY like Cam Diaz..back when she was in the Mask. She looks horrid now..I certainly hope I'm not compared to her any longer!
She is gross. So is Jude.
I like Leo. I can't imagine he would let pizza face near him. I never understood the appeal of Diaz. She's always greasy looking.
Jude Law?! Ewww
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Cameron D looks like a candle melting. Leo has a huge head and Jude is fighting the balds. And the balds is winning.
Wowee...
None of them are aging quite well. Eeek.
I just threw up my cup noodle. Thanks.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:44pm.
anybody see that movie 'A boys life' with Leo and also had Deniro. Excellent movie. Its never on, I haven't seen it probably more then a decade
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I saw that for the first time on cable a couple of months ago. Great movie!
What the hell is wrong with her face???
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 2:02pm.
Leo went from BAR to.. that...? *blinks*
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Yeah, find it really hard to believe... But Cameron is some kind of megawhore, so... doesn't really surprise me.
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Leo went from BAR to.. that...? *blinks*
Leo and Cammy are probably extruding black heads from each other's back. That's romance!
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Fan letters and all.
*hides*
Well, at least we know she isn't a size queen. Cause we've all seen those packages and we know they're just human as it turns out.
Not that I'd touch either them even if they were packing Ewan McGregor style. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go think about Ewan McGregor...
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I just spewed my sammich outta my nostril..and half a picklet tew!
ACK! BLURG! VOMIT!
Me is liking the Leo discussion times....
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It brings me great happiness that Cameron Diaz was blessed with her pizza face. She is hands-down the biggest cunt in Hollywood. I hope she has bacne and tit zits too.
good for Cammie
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She's flat and that's that!
anybody see that movie 'A boys life' with Leo and also had Deniro. Excellent movie. Its never on, I haven't seen it probably more then a decade
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Submitted by cabbagehead on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:38pm.
why does camerons face look squished in that pic?
she usually looks ok, but dayum she's looking rugged here.
MK is gifted that way, finding the WORST pictures posible of every person.
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Jack- Spank you very much for the Bondage link. The photographer was an annoying fool. Cameron wasn't bloated and zitty looking back then, kind of pretty she was.
As for Leo, I would do him in a minute. I think he is a great actor. Loved him in Catch Me if You Can, The Departed, The Aviator and Gilbert.
Jude, well that hairline is no friend of his. He is always very perspirey looking (Is that even a word?)
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:38pm.
Leo lost the hot for a bit but it came back with a vengence in
"The Departed".
I Started to like Leo when I saw revolutionary Road. He is not my cup of tea.
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OH PLEAZEEEEE let me guess, this "source" enjoys styling her hair with jizz and thinks farting with her armpits is HIGHlirious...
Could never buy Leo in Titanic.. one of the reasons I never saw the movie. Loved him in Gilbert Grape, but Johnny was the draw there.
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I think Cameron and Leo would make a great couple. He likes leggy women. I think they are both hot.
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Talk about 3 people group that have aged badly.
Cameron looks like the Joker now, it drives me nuts. It wasn't always the case...
Leo just got sloppy looking...
Jude Law, besides the hairline, can't put my finger on it, he just faded...
Provy - in the mask she had boobs, a booty and some curves. SEXY! Her 13 year old boy body now is NOT HOT.
Tones and cut, but, sexy....um, no.
@ bitchette - did you see my post? i used to be a total leoloonie!
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Jude has never done anything for me. Leo lost the hot for a bit but it came back with a vengence in
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I agree that with the right lighting, etc. Cameron can look OK but she certainly doesn't here.
God I better get working before the open post comes up, I will never get anything done then.
why does camerons face look squished in that pic?
she usually looks ok, but dayum she's looking rugged here.
i used to think jude was hot, but it seems like all his hair is disappearing off his head and migrating down to the rest of his body. ewww.
as for leo, just ewww.
M.E. on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:13pm.
Cammy was hot in "The Mask".
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word. now she looks like 'the mask'
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 1:13pm.
Cammy was hot in "The Mask".
Unbelievably hot in the Mask!! I think she started working out too much or something.
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