HoHan Wasn't Happy About This
On Monday morning, the sidewalk outside of SamRo's house was covered with tan grease-stained leggings, because those two had another fight which ended in HoHan's shit getting chucked out of a window. The sidewalk was also covered with alley cats carrying forks, because when SamRo threw HoHan's panties out, they thought the buffet was open for business.
The fight all started after SamRo came home from a night out with Drea De Matteo (who kind of looks like something that came out of White Oprah's snatch). The Daily Mail says that HoHan showed up at SamRo's front door, demanded to be let in and the two had another lezzie brawl of words. HoHan called her partner in pussy a "liar," which was SamRo's cue to throw all her crap out the window. HoHan had to run out and collect all her clothes before taking off.
Throwing clothes onto the street? Really, Samro? I thought her ass was smarter than that. That's not how you hurt or punish HoHan! SamRo should've just sat HoHan down and made her watch all of Labor Pains without commercials. Now that's real torture.
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These two are too damn old for the drama. She's the reason i don't tell people i'm from Long Island....Well..her and Amy Fisher.
Let's all gaze at this picture for a moment! So sick and tired of hearing and reading about these two Celesbians. They are both addicts who have nothing to offer the world except major drama. Sam spins records and Laloca well, nothing! Stop taking their pics and posting about them and they will eventually go away.
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:17pm.
Perhaps Shooter doesn't care if she hooks up with chicks. Many men don't find that cheating, they consider that a bonus.
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Not so. Im in an on/off relationship with a man and have had relationships with women in the off times. He is just as jealous and insecure about me being with a woman as with a man. Maybe more so since it's a relationship he'll never experience or understand (woman with woman).
Id venture to say anyone with depth wont differentiate between infidelity with one gender or the other. The hurt feelings are the same.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I have a thing for Drea. I'm not even bisexual. And someone mentioned my girl crush Portia de Rossi Degeneres. Maybe it's the eyebrows. And they have gorgeous hair. Drea looks fun to party with. And bonus points if she named her baby after the lead female character in True Romance. Shooter is probably out drinking whiskey strumming a guitar and baby is with one or more nannies or maybe a grandparent. Just guessing. Why do I even care?
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by Slaylem on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 2:48pm.
This pic looks like that episode of COPS where they got a disturbance call at this storage place and found a homeless couple holed up in the back of a U-Haul trying to get busy.
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I literally just spit tea out of my mouth onto my computer screen when I read this because I was laughing so hard. DAMNIT, no truer words have ever been written. Drea looks like a meth head, who just emerged from a 12 hour cook. SamRo looks like she needs to be pressure washed with Oxy Clean and Monistat.
Submitted by Who Datt on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 4:43pm.
Let's see...Sam went to a party with Nicole Ritchie, who her girlfriend hates and now she hangs out with Drea "come at me, bitch" Matteo...who her girlfriend hates.
Anyone else think that Fire-down-below-han is being served the $5.99 "What Part Of Fuck Off Don't You Undestand" special at the Passive-Aggressive Diner?
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I might think that if SamRo didn't keep going back to Lindsey (who she needs to stay in the media). SamRo keeps stellar company, really -- useless drug addict hos with no discernable talent or moral compass such as Nicole Richie and Drea. SamRo is a big 'ole drama dyke who loves to stir the sh*t up. She bitches to Drea and Nicole in public about how crazy and obsessive Lohan is and both of them are just outraged! (and this news is somehow *always* magically leaked to meda). But what always happens shortly thereafter? SamRo takes her back. Short memory, I'd guess. But it doesn't stop her drama queen ass from throwing Lindsey's stuff out a window for maximum media affect. I mean who does that except for the "Housewives of NJ" or wife-beating husbands? Lindsey is a nut, but SamRo is worse -- she's evil and manipulative and has no problem playing an addicted and mentally ill Lohan like a fiddle. I'm not giving Lindsey a pass, just saying that SamRo is a sh&tty piece of work.
OK this orange shit has gone to far! Who among you bitches find orange attractive?
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oh ya... I AGREE... one more thang SamRo... you might wanna hire a security guard or two or even maybe 10 cuz that crazy lindsey might wanna do some type of suicide murder thang... you never know with these creepy stalker types...
Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid. c o m
)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
About effing time SamRo... WTF took your ass soooo long!!!!! That ho is just TOXIC!!!!! Its time to take your ass to WeHo and find another woman!
Submitted by d_listed on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 10:05pm.
SamRoexia is looking more and more like a starved Johnny Knoxville. In saying that - I would definately munch her meat wallet, she is hot !
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"her" penis might get in the way.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
SamRoexia is looking more and more like a starved Johnny Knoxville. In saying that - I would definately munch her meat wallet, she is hot !
SamRo draws the skanky looking chicks better than any other dude. Must be the "Jordan from NKOTB" style of dress.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bloho is a masochist, she'll be back for more.... Just watch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ missjanetexas
i totally thought that drea was a cut out of blohan!
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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i bet sam knows how to pleeze
however i find her gross and unattractive and that thing looks like a heroin addict next to her
checkered converse hahaha isnt she like 40
sam is a munchqueen
I thought Drea was Hohan.
********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
********She is such a cuttie.I saw her profile at billlionaire personals site_________________A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s . c o m_____________ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Otter Pop on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 2:37pm.
Why do people with money insist on looking like they're poor? Is it some sort of novelty to them or something?
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Your comment reminds of one of the stories from Chuck Palahniuk's "Haunted" called 'Slumming'. It's about this "club" of rich people who are so bored that they pretend to be homeless to escape that boredom. Needless to say, things don't turn out quite the way they planned. I mean we are talking about Palahniuk, after all.
And why can't Lindsay & Co. just starve to death in an abandoned theatre somewhere? By the looks of them, they're already halfway there.
And I too thought Drea was Hohan for a quick second. Maybe it's just me, but "skanky orange" is just not a look that I'd deliberately strive for.
Submitted by JosiePussycat on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:55pm.
Drea..Drea..Drea...Where's Shooter Jennings and your baby Alabama Gypsy Rose Lee????
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Had no idea the child's full name was Alabama Gypsy Rose Lee... Jennings, I assume?
Okay. Wow. OMG.
Wait, when did Drea shout "Come at me bitch"?
I am so intrigued... But I don't want to read all the comments.
That's Drea in the pic... She's nearly a dead-ringer (pun intended) for HoHan in these shots.
Drea is bi-sexual (2005 interview). She has a small child together with Shooter Jennings. Who the fuck names their child Alabama? Oh right, someone named Shooter would, I guess.
LiHo is crazy, but if you don't think Sam is too, and that she's an abusive partner enjoying nearly every minute of this, well... I don't know what to say.
Someone please forward Sam the memo that the heroin/grunge/meth chic look is over, and that Auschwitz-chic never really caught on.
On the plus-side, it appears Courtney Love may have picked up a few dieting tips from SamRo. Good for her.
Drea..Drea..Drea...Where's Shooter Jennings and your baby Alabama Gypsy Rose Lee????
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 3:36pm.
Where are the pics of a pathetic Blowhan picking up her clothes off the lawn and doing the walk of shame?
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Click on the "Daily Mail" link for pics of the aftermath.
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
"...when SamRo threw HoHan's panties out, they thought the buffet was open for business."
MK, you slay me everytime!
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
I didn't know that the ghetto version of Portia de Rossi was an oyster bar customer.
SamRo must be the absolute bomb-diggity in the sack because she gets all the DL druggie ass. Ellen gets the hot ones and Sam gets the bus station skanks. Between them, they pretty much own the lesbian franchise for the entire 323 area code.
I know it's been said, but it bears repeating: COME AT ME BITCH!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Drea's hot. And just engaged. So she's clearly just hanging out with a friend.
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I don't think it's that clear. Perhaps Shooter doesn't care if she hooks up with chicks. Many men don't find that cheating, they consider that a bonus.
Of course, I'm sure he had wished for her to pick someone who actually resembled a woman.
Lesbianic disputes of fidelity can be quite epic in proportion.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
OMG Putas!! Lo siento - I didn't read ANY of the comments - my bad. So sorry. Shit.
At least we agree on the "hard" looking fact. Again, I am sorry.
*read the damn comments Miz*
Drea always looks like shit when not on a carpet: she's a "hard" looking woman, nothing soft or feminine about her.
As for the continuing Ronson / Blohan shit: expect a restraining order and lots more drama.
Bloho doesn't know when to quit it.
Drea Matteo is hard looking. That sort of 'look' certainly appeals to certain men but none I would want to know. She looks mean (whether or not she is who knows) and it's more than the overly pruned/arched eyebrows. She looks unpleasant. Always hated her on Sopranos and giggled when she got whacked. Ooopsie.
She's a mom and seems like she's been engaged for the past 100 years to Waylon Jennings' kid- whastit- SHOOTER. Yeah. I get moms need to go out and have fun, I bust loose once in a while too to let off steam. But that story w/ Drea yelling 'COME AT ME, BITCH!!' to the sad sack drunken Lohan trying to crash Sam's gig- well...that was just weird. Really? A MOM screaming 'Come at me bitch?!' Ok then.
Submitted by Slaylem on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 2:48pm.
This pic looks like that episode of COPS where they got a disturbance call at this storage place and found a homeless couple holed up in the back of a U-Haul trying to get busy.
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*searching TV Guide for 'Cops' listing.
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@ who datt- I would have to agree fo sho
Why aren't the Paps there to take pictures of this mess? Also doesn't Drea have a little baby at home. I don't think these two are doing it. Drea is straight from what I know and is dating this guy name Shooter. I thought Shooter and Sam Ro were good friends. Oh just another Chapter in Gays of our Lives
I have a feeling that this is going to end in a bad way, I see Blowhan flipping her lid one day and eaither offing Sam, or doing a offing of Sam then her self. This is a messed up relationship thats just getting crazier by the day. She is going to get wacked out and do something to her.
Let's see...Sam went to a party with Nicole Ritchie, who her girlfriend hates and now she hangs out with Drea "come at me, bitch" Matteo...who her girlfriend hates.
Anyone else think that Fire-down-below-han is being served the $5.99 "What Part Of Fuck Off Don't You Undestand" special at the Passive-Aggressive Diner?
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 4:14pm.
I thought that was hohan
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lol so did i, except her face looks even more haggard than usual. whomever said they look like orange cardboard cutouts was right.
Drea's hot. And just engaged. So she's clearly just hanging out with a friend. Lohan is coo-coo. Although Sam does strike me as the type who would do her girl wrong and then lie her ass off about it.
Why do these people always look so dirty? They look like they stink.
Is it just me or do they look like orange cardboard cutouts?!
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I thought that was hohan
I don't know who this chick is, but she looks like a broke down Portia DeRossi.
Isn't Drea a little old to be embroiled in this kind of low-rent Hollywood f*ckery? She's always seemed pretty low-rent, but it's kind of pathetic to be holding court with SamRo at her age. SamRo is about as useful and important as tits on a bull. Her DJing sucks too. While Lohan is a train wreck, SamRo should thank her lucky stars that Lohan keeps her relevant and in the news.
Maybe that's the allure for Drea, who's career kind of hit the skids. She had the nerve to blame "Joey" for her lack of work. I'm so sick of actors blaming crappy movies / TV shows for their lack of work. More like a lack of talent. Drea had "The Sopranos", that horrific re-make of "Assault on Precinct 13" (in which pretty much played herself), "Joey" and now she has "Housewives". Yes, Drea, one crappy sitcom tanked you. Samuel Jackson has made plenty of the dogs, but the guy is still on top. If every actor that was cast in a horrible pilot or movie was "black-balled" by some secret "Hollywood Black-ball Society", we wouldn't have any actors working today.
I didn't know LiLo and SamRo got back together. I thought it was OVAH.
Fighting with each other is the only way these two idiots can keep themselves in the press. Morons!
And, HoHan wonders why no one will risk $$$ on her being in a film.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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boy howdy there's two dirty looking skanks. drea is someone's MOTHER???? that poor kid.
Where are the pics of a pathetic Blowhan picking up her clothes off the lawn and doing the walk of shame?