Wednesday, July 22nd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 21st!

Attention, Sienna! Crossing your legs...so easy a caveman can do it. - SkyBitch

Runners-up:

Kate Gosselin's possum do sits down with Barbara Walters for the first interview since its heroic escape. - Walrus Talk

She was conceived during doggy style. - hobie59

THIS is why Mariah always has a wind machine blowing on her whenever you see her. - brandonjaye

VIA Funpic

Posted by: Michael K


stillmiss's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Sweetas's picture

Bwahahahhahahaa!!! Truly excellent! SkyBitch...*chokes on laughter*

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Kudos hilarious harlots!

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

DeeDee's picture

LOL Sky! Congrats. to all you funneh sluts!

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El Bastardo's picture

Great stuff kids. Loved Walrus' Goss do! Hahahahahaha.

christine the hoff's picture

LMFAO SKYBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats to all!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Reeter's picture

VERY funny! Congrats winners!

DR.FUNK's picture

Kill it SKY BITCH! Congrats winners circle.

Stoney's picture

HAHAHA!!! Bravo!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Manimal5's picture

Skybitch! YaY to you! oh yeah...and the other winners.

SkyBitch's picture

YAY! Thanks, everyone!!! Congrats to Walrus Talk, hobie59 and brandonjaye as well!

WOOHOO!!!

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Congrats winners!

snowpiece's picture

Congrats winners!
Skybitch I loved that one

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton

Mother Superior's picture

Teheheheeeee....congratulies from me! :D

loozer's picture

Congratulations to all the winners!

I still think this photo may be Rainbow Sprite.

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Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted...

Brilliant!!
congrats

Walrus Talk's picture

And where are my manners? How very un-Christian of me to hog the limelight! Congratulations to the winner SkyBitch and also my fellow runners-up.

Walrus Talk's picture

Oh goodness, my dears! I am ever so thrilled to have this elite honor bestowed upon a humble God-fearing walrus as myself! Thank you kindly!

Two Drink Min's picture

Skybitch, well done. So funny. Congrats all winners.

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The C word's picture

Congrats winners - well done!!

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Congratulations to SkyBitch - that was great!!

Runner up high 5s to Walrus Talk, hobie59, and brandonjaye.

PhaQ Bitch's picture

This is Mary's picture from two years ago. She was single, and unhappy, attempting to find love in all the wrong places. But after making a profile on LoveAStarWarsFan.c o m, she found love!
Tired of being rejected at Comic Con? Geeky? Like dressing in Star Wars paraphenalia? Maybe you look like Jabba the Hut, or Chewbacca, like Mary here, but if we can't find your geeky, ugly ass love, we'll give you your money back, and a hooker so you can finally lose your virginity!

One of the rejected covers of Wig's new tell-all book, 'BITCH NEVER BRUSHED: how I overcame my abusive relationship with Kim Zolciak'.

What the Chewfucka?

Mother Superior's picture

Men, be warned: This is what you have to pull out of the shower every day when you live with a woman...

JenJen's picture

When Sally Got Hairy

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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced

iwantcry's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Oceannia420's picture

♪ Denise Richards, BIG FUCK YOU to men and shaving!!!

Reece Witherspoon is really committed to being a beard!

DUDE's picture

Dingleberry free?

How you doin?

the DUDE! abides...

DUDE's picture

That's taking dinner-plate muff to a whole 'nother level!

the DUDE! abides...

DUDE's picture

Think he'll notice I had my upper lip waxed?

the DUDE! abides...

DUDE's picture

Pass. Chicks with knuckle hair don't do it for me (anymore).

the DUDE! abides...

True life: I slept with Chewbacca and didn't get JUST fleas

DUDE's picture

Nipple hair? Bitch, please

the DUDE! abides...

El Bastardo's picture

Well, the Rogaine and Oil of Olay are both in white tubes so Trudie my dyslexic daughter.....

El Bastardo's picture

Please Madonna, surely its time to take Lourdes to get waxed.

El Bastardo's picture

SASSNATCH!..... Yes, probably done already. CTs are posted so late now. Why MK? :(

Manimal5's picture

Well at least the rug matches the curtains, the drapes, the table cloth, the armrests AND the bathmat.

Sunrisegold71's picture

I fucking told you Sienna Miller's cuffs don't match the collar!

Lady CaCA meets ChewBacca and then screws him over and takes his fur

cheetahstripes's picture

Chewbacca has been GOOPed by Paltrow.

This is what happens when Chewbacca has unprotected sex.

sweetstuff's picture

We've finally figured out where Jude Law's hair went.

Tracy Lynn's picture

It puts the Nair upon its skin
Or else it gets the hose again.

Tracy Lynn's picture

Cruella DeVille finally gave up on the "Dalmation Puppy Fur" coat, and decided to go with the PETA friendly "Britney Spears Weave Droppings" version.

Manimal5's picture

I do NOT have a unibrow!

SickTwistedCutie's picture

Kate Gosselin before they cut her hair into the possum it is today.

The final stage of Kim Zolciak's wig's metamorphosis.

tojo's picture

Submitted by halfie-biatch on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 11:00pm.
Sharon Stone's interrogation scene in Basic Instinct 2 wasn't nearly as hot the second time around
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lol!!

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