Hailey Loves Jon's Butter Concoction
Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman talked to People Magazine about her relationship with Kate's former punching ballsack. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that Hailey didn't choose to break her silence on an episode of Jerry Springer. It would've been more fitting. And Kate's possum hair could have made a surprise appearance and mauled off Hailey's lopsided meth brows. Sigh.
Anypeopleprobablypaidherinrocks, Hailey said she started getting feelings for Jon after he split up with Kate in May and spent some time at her parents' house in NYC, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you." Obviously, Hailey's parents are fine with Jon rubbing his fopa all over their daughter's body, "They think of him as part of the family. They think things happen for a reason. The most important thing is if someone fits in with my family ... This is perfect. It just fits."
When asked about what kind of things they do together, Hailey left out "eating pot brownies out of each other's sex holes" but did say they like to "watch movies, play pool and ping pong. We laugh a lot because I beat him at everything. He's a great cook. He cooks roasted veggies with special seasoning and sauces, and he grills pineapple with a butter concoction."
BUTTER CONCOCTION?! Does Hailey realize People is a family publication?! We don't need to know that she likes it when Jon spreads his dick butter concoction all over her grilled pineapple. Even Sandra Lee is frowning at that.
Lastly, Hailey actually WENT THERE with Kate. People asked Hailey about what Jon likes about her and she said, "I'm a huge believer in not controlling someone. I'll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do. He said, 'I'm just not used to having an option.' I told him life is about options."
THIS BITCH! I want to like Hailey, because she's a mega stoner who would totally suck a dick for a $1 cashiers check, but she didn't need to bring Kate into this. Too soon. Set your timer for six months and try again.
Hailey shouldn't be surprised when she walks down the street and every possum in the neighborhood is hissing and clawing at her ass.
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misslainey & chica robotica: please don't take my Christianity statements incorrectly: i don't wish to fight either, I misstated what I was thinking.
I was (forcefully) raised Catholic - 12 years of Catholic school to boot, so I should have said Catholicism.
No insult intended: I just disagree with having so many children in today's society.
uh, yeah -- when you're 22, you have options. when you're in your 30s and have EIGHT KIDS maybe you should man up -- you chose, your options are limited. what a waste of flesh he is.
Submitted by Slaylem on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:24pm.
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and let me just add...being 22 does not give you license to behave in such a dreadful, disgusting and self-degrading manner. screwing a married man was NEVER ok for me; not when i was 22, not EVER. hailey does not get a free pass because shes "young and having fun"...FUCK ALL THAT; excuses are for pussies, just like Slaylem pointed out, which is why jon and hailey are full of them...the entire scene is beyond sad because even tho kate isnt getting as much press as these two cunt-rags, NONE of them are thinking about those kids...not one of them...gggrrr!
If this were my daughter I'd be SO SAD. :(
I totally agree with Rachel_NYC and Slaylem.
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I really hate all these people.
Jimmy Bocca, ITA, right now I hate Jon with the fire of a thousand suns and I CANNOT WAIT to run into his fat ass on the street.....
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Ok, Can I just state the obvious....The girl is 22!!! She is acting like a 22yo and saying shit like a 22yo! Is this really that big of a surprise?? And the one who everyone should be making fun of is Jon not her! Jon is that a-hole who left his family in PA to move to NYC to do what? Be a player? What a lame asshole! Ugh.
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Everything that came from this skank's mouth sounds like she stole the cue cards from an E-Harmony commercial.
Seriously, fucking GAG.
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Given what an attention whore exhibitionist she is (look at her showing off her stomach & her underwear in this pic), I'm surprised she didn't start playing with herself on camera...
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i would think this is clearly a rebound'ish? or midlife crisis'ish kind of thing?? not an exuse for him (cause he's douchey just a theory) maybe, hopefully. i wonder what lovely opinions kate has on this broad, with kates OCD she probably is about to lose her mind thinking about this chick losing her press on nails in her kids mass quainties of NON-organic food, or cigerette ash! (sixteen candles :D) whatever as far as kate goes, and whatever as far as jon goes- it sucks for those little kids.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
"I'm a huge believer in not controlling someone. I'll give my opinion but tell him to do what he wants to do.
If I had a nickel for every woman that has told me that then ended up being like a gestapo control freak that watched my every move and sucked the life and energy out my body and always ended up looking like Kate Gosselin anyway no matter what they say....I'd be rich. Not really.
Jeeez. This chick needs to thank the 'razzi gods that anyone's even paying attention to her long enough to snap her picture (for the next ten minutes) and stuff a bong in her pie hole whenever she feels the need to speak.
Sure, Kate could often seem, erm, "abrasive" on the show, but seriously--a 22-year-old wonky-browed stoner with a record is going to compare herself to someone who has the responsibility of taking care of 8 kids?? It's easy to be "all about options" when your options seem to be get stoned, figure out how to score famous douchebag boyfriend, figure out how to score a deal designing douchebag t-shirts, pose for lewd/drunk/high/keeled over photos and/or run your mouth about how awesome you are while blissfully ignoring the fact that no one actually cares about you or anything you have to say.
It's pretty hard to feel bad for Jon. I'm sure seeing pictures of their dad slutting around with some sleazy methface is a great example for the kids.
This woman is just so gross. Then again, that Jon dude is not cute at all either.
Hopefully she doesn't want kids or anything. Dear God, I hope that one day there's a limitation on how many children people can have. Anything above 4 sounds too extravagant in a world with exhausted resources.
Dude there is no fucking way this bitch is 22. if she is, I'm fucking seven.
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I swear.... soon "celebrity" is going to be in the Blue Light Special Bin @ KMART.. ANYONE with a $1.99 will have it...
I hate this reality TV shit . HATE ~!
There are just too many talented people in this world to waste space on some stoner fanny whose claim to fame is bumping uglies with some douchebag who leaves his wife with 8 kids to raise.
I can SMELL the sex tape a comin...
and the thing that really burns my ass like a 4foot flame is the way you hets play with marriage and kids and then come and tell me and my friends who we can and cant marry..
I call bullshit...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Lol at this worthless skank blabbing to People. She's probably ecstatic that she's getting all this attention, and doesn't have the maturity to understand that she might be contributing to the difficulties the children, especially the older girls are facing right now.
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on the famous online affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m, a place for rich men to seek extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
Slaylem on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 8:24pm.
I'm a straight guy. Unlike most most guys I've read comments from on here regarding Jon, I couldn't stand that little shit from go. Never felt sorry for him, never thought he was bullied unjustly. If he felt he was getting the shit-end of the stick in his relationship w/ Kate, it's his responsibility to stand up for himself as her husband and put his foot down. It's what Kate and any self-respecting wife would expect of her husband but he never did that (at least, not that anyone knows of, it probably woulda been news). He took the easy way out and shitcanned the marriage. Easier than sticking around and standing up for himself. This prick has it written all over his face and his posture. His body language suggests that whoever said he was passive aggressive in that earlier comment was hitting the nail on the head. It takes too much balls for him to come out and say he doesn't agree with the present direction of the marriage and won't stand for it. Done hearing about him. He's a fuckin turd and we need to flush.
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I'm a straight guy. Unlike most most guys I've read comments from on here regarding Jon, I couldn't stand that little shit from go. Never felt sorry for him, never thought he was bullied unjustly. If he felt he was getting the shit-end of the stick in his relationship w/ Kate, it's his responsibility to stand up for himself as her husband and put his foot down. It's what Kate and any self-respecting wife would expect of her husband but he never did that (at least, not that anyone knows of, it probably woulda been news). He took the easy way out and shitcanned the marriage. Easier than sticking around and standing up for himself. This prick has it written all over his face and his posture. His body language suggests that whoever said he was passive aggressive in that earlier comment was hitting the nail on the head. It takes too much balls for him to come out and say he doesn't agree with the present direction of the marriage and won't stand for it. Done hearing about him. He's a fuckin turd and we need to flush.
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I don't like her. She has whore written all over her face. Maybe she'll be on Intervention with Candy.
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:53pm
I'm Catholic (big time old school rhythm method advocates)... and agree with misslainey! Also, I don't think you can start any sentence with the words, "In the Christian religion..." There's just so much diversity in Christianity and most theologies are valid as it's largely interpretive. Even within the Catholic Church, there's the hard Pope line but there's a lot of theological debate within the Church. I'm just saying, sometimes your parish priest gets up and tells you abortion is always wrong, please vote accordingly... but the nuns that educate your children are hardcore, freedom of choice Democrats.
I see nothing wrong with him cooking for his lady but not for his 8 kids. His kids after all fullfilled their purpose of bringing in a truck load of cash. Who needs them now?!
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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
misslainey: Actaully, in the Christian religion you are meant to breed with no protection except for the rhythym method, if at all.
Sex is not meant for pleasure but for breeding purposes
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Don't want to start an argument here, but you are totally incorrect. Maybe certain denominations teach that, but Christianity in its truest form does not. Just read the Song of Solomon. They aren't talking about twin fawns and grapes. It's all euphemisms for sex. Granted sex between a married couple, but sex nonetheless. I mean, he basically talks about oral sex, and calls his wife's hoonanny a 'honeyed flower'. Check it out. I dare you to read it without blushing. It's pretty racy. The bible has nothing bad to say about sex between a married couple--it's all good. Even the Apostle Paul talks about sex telling married couples not to withhold it from each other.
I don't think God has a problem with sex. I think he has a problem when we abuse it. Hence, we end up with bimbos like missy above who give it up freely for a smoke and a snort. Just my opinion.
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"I'm not used to having options." YOU DON'T HAVE OPTIONS WHEN YOU HAVE EIGHT KIDS, DIRTBAG!!!!
Dear Lord. I used to feel sorry for this Jon character but now I think, good, he didn't have any choices -- no options! That's just fine because give this guy free will and these are the choices he makes and this stupid girl is what he sees as his option. Kate, please come back and take control of this mess you made so we don't have to see it, him.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:13pm.
OK? This bitch ain't even ON a reality show, (and that's pretty fucking low)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:03pm.
The real indignity here is that we are looking at pictures and reading about this "spin-off" fame-ho wannabe.
EXACTLY.
This reeks of Speidi pseudo-celebrity bullshit. And I MEAN reeks.
Night, Mizro! Good to see you!
P.S. I never said my name for these freaks would be EASY! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 7:05pm.
Night night good chatting to you too
Deb: well said too... I forgot to add that part to my dissertation!
Good to see you and Platy, Pleco and BB.
Good night all, nice to speak with you stars101.
The real indignity here is that we are looking at pictures and reading about this "spin-off" fame-ho wannabe.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a trashy, stupid, dimwitted ho. No, your new "boyfriend" should not have a life chock full of "options"... like playing pool, ping pong, sleeping over at his girlfriend's parent's house, playing chef for his pals, etc. He has EIGHT freaking children he should be caring for pretty much 24/7. Hailey seems to think she's enlightening that selfish fool by letting him choose whether he wants the bong or a spliff. "Life is about options". Duuuuuude... that is so deep.
Okay I am a firm believer in choices (options), however in Jon's case the man does not have options, he has 8 children and his options should be about them.
Jon, should have suggested for her not to do this interview, because I again he has children who will one day grow up and read this.
Hi MizRo!!!
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:44pm.
You know I agree essentially with what you're saying. It's just that when you put your family life on display for millions of people for money, it becomes everybody's business.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Hahaha Bradi! *muah*
Oh, man. This fuckery is just embarrassing to watch. But I will. I like to suffer like that.
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:44pm.
Look they might have been financially sound before the recession but I don't think they would have been able to continue with their same standard of living if they hadn't hooked onto TLC, during the recession. I don't think its a financially viable way of life for the long term anyways
Also they are exposing their kids lives and not considering their children's right to privacy.
I think its the money and the ATTENTION that makes some of these parents do this.
I think the Duggars love the attention they get. Its like they are trying to make a whole record using kids.
They say some women love being pregnant constantly because everybody gives them attention and they like the anticipation and fuss each new baby brings.
These kid collections make people pay attention to the parents and their egos are stroked as a result.
I don't think they are teaching their kids sound financial principles or lifestyles either. I mean the kids have grown up seeing their mom constantly being pregnant and giving birth nearly every year and their oldest kid has already started breeding.
Humans are not fish or reptiles, kids require care and individual attention and I just don't think 2 people can soundly cater to 18 kids needs
misslainey: Actaully, in the Christian religion you are meant to breed with no protection except for the rhythym method, if at all.
Sex is not meant for pleasure but for breeding purposes.
And yes, I think that as an informed and knowledgeable society, with realization that all our resources are ALREADY being pushed to their limits, it is societally irresponsible to have so many children.
Also, they are making money off advertising and such: if they were pulled off the air and garnered no more attention, I am sure that some of the children would be on the public dole and lastly,
the children are being robbed of maternal and paternal love and security: trust they will and already have issues.
Everyone sees things differently, to each his own.
misslainey on Tue, 07/21/2009 - 6:44pm.
Hate on the Duggars all you want...
-OKEE DOHKEE THEN!
The Duggars are just as fucking famehworingly shameless as this bunch of panny tards.
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could this ho be any more white trashier??? I mean for realz...Jon looks like a pig, I mean a real four legged pig...I swear every time I see him I see no difference between him and a swine except the pig is probably the cuter one...but this trashy ho he has ...good lord! this is one show I will ALWAYS make a point to miss...and I actually am a reality show junky...(Housewives, Daisy does Love (or whatever that title) Herpes Rock Bus of Love, and Real Chance of Love 2, I Love Money, and on and on) but this hog looking mother and this new skank of his I just can't force myself to watch..
Who wants to bet Kate was just like this hobag at that age...
Jon is doin' re-runs....
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Hate on the Duggars all you want, but they're not on the government dime, they're not in debt, and I'm sure if TLC canceled their show, they would not be financially affected. They were fairly well-to-do before TLC or any of us heard of them.
As to how many children they have, it's really no one's business. As long as they are taking care of their own kids and they're not on welfare, it's nobody's business but theirs. If we have the right to abortions, then we also have the right to make our own decisions as to how many kids we will have.
Lastly, their "religion" has nothing to do with how many kids they have. The bible doesn't say have a dozen and a half kids, but it does say that children are a gift. It's their personal conviction to not use birth control. You don't have to like it, but it's their choice.
Ack! I forgot about that no-soul bitch - Octopuss.
Bwahahaha!! Someone needs to research and publish on this phenomena.